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I am literally more attracted to 2d rather than filthy 3d girls. What do ?
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>>36629180
Obtain a waifu. If you don't have one already.
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you post here, of course
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What's not to be attracted to?
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>loneliness has pasted the point of only being a mental issue
>starting to feel legitimate pain in my chest when I think about my future
Somebody make it stop, please...
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Soon will come the wonderful world of indifference once the pain and suffering goes away. Then you will finally become a true soulless robot
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>>36629133
>loneliness has pasted the point
>has pasted the point
>pasted the point
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>>36629133
For me it got to the point where my regrets have me literally dry heaving over the sink in the middle of the night. It's all too bad to be true and my brain just can't comprehend it being reality.
>things will get better
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WHY ARENT YOU IN THE FUCKING GYM
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>It's pretty much softcore solo porn
Also for the people who are in the gym do you feel like your problems will go away when you reach your goals?
I feel like being fat is my only problem but when i get fit i'm going to feel like a huge narcissist.
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>getting big, still fat, but my chest and shoulders hide how fat i really am
>at quiet gym, incline bench press
>the seat faces the dumbbell area
>9/10 thicc qt girl in yoga pants picks up some 10 lb dumbbells and 10 ft in front of me leans over and starts to do rear delt flys
>perfect tear drop shape with her butt.
>can't concentrate, just staring at the ceiling
>still had to do 3 more sets, but get so nervous i get off and go to the other side of the gym to do something else
what does it mean???
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>i can't be bothered
>i'm skinny as fuck and people would laugh at me
>don't have money to spend on gym membership
>i can't be bothered
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Why would I go outside to watch softcore solo porn when I can watch a bukkake gangbang right now on my PC.
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Ive got some magic for you bro. follow these steps.
>korean ginseng
>400mg about a half hour before sex
>lidocaine on the dick to let sit for about 30 minutes
>if sex with condom, just leave the lidocaine on
>if without condom wash it off and rub it in again as you wash it off
>rub labia while kissing her deeply
>rub her clit gently GENTLY as you kiss her
>make sure her clit is moist
>just keep going while keeping her lips entertained
>stick your finger in to make sure shes ready
at this point you can either insert penis or finger bang her
i generally opt for penis insertion. Lay her down on her back missionary.
>lean forward inside her
>grind your pelvic bone on her clit as you thrust in a rocking motion
>make sure your penis is aiming downward as much as possible
>this is enough to make her cum but missionary is boring
>pull out and roll her on her belly
>slap her ass and make her put her ass in the air
>stick dick in but take some time to appreciate the nice sight
>do it prone and again lean forward and aim down to make sure your penis is hitting that G-spot
>just pound away while hitting that g-spot
>shes already come twice after this
>your dick is numb so you are an hour away from orgasm
>when you're tired of putting in effort
>pull out and roll onto your back
>its time for her to saddle up
>while shes on top of you just start slow
>push her down and grind your shaft on her urethra/clit
>then wait until you feel her pussy clenching up
>then with your numb dick you just pound the fuck out of her pussy
>hold her hips and back to make sure she doesnt move around too much
>use your hand on her lower back/hips to PUSH her pelvis into yours
>and just pound away until you are out of breath
>then keep pounding away go as fast as you can
>if she says stop or slow down, use discretion if shes actually in pain, and DO NOT SLOW DOWN OR STOP
>DO NOT ASK IF SHES OKAY
>Keep pounding away
>you can cum at this point
>because shes come 3 times already
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>>36629087
>Ive got some magic for you bro
>some magic
>magic
yeah. trusting a stranger on the internet. especially on 4chan. sounds like a great idea
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>>36629146
I have never gotten bad advice on 4chan
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warning;
dont do this it makes mustard gas
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>semester is ending
>the boy that bullied me all year didn't ask for my phone number
h-how is he planning on bullying me now...? He still wants to, right?
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>>36629056
You must seek the medical attention
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>>36629056
No he doesn't want you anon, he used you and is now discarding you.
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>>36629134
>No he doesn't want you anon, he used you and is now discarding you.
but I can still be used ;_;
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Can I have a robot gf or a robot gf(male)please?
I'll treat you well and never be mean to you
Have a bird
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>>36629024
Can you post your contact information then? We can try talking for a bit
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Me too but can I get a vidya gf who preferably is clingy/yandere and or insane?
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>>36629111
please stop baiting me
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I have $400,000 I don't know what to do with
how should I invest this?
what can I do to make more money with this?
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>>36628954
Invest on me
Really, go to /biz/ but do research so they don't meme you on losing everything
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You could pay off my student loans and I'll make you a dinner you will never forget
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>>36628954
I'm in your same boat. I'm thinking about either income based money market account or real estate speculating....in New Orleans.
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What's with Aspergers/autists have reddit-tier rants and worldviews like this?
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>frog hunting in my favourite creek
is this insinuation of /r9k/ poster?
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You know someone's insecure when they have to tell the whole world how totally not insecure they are.
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>>36628948
What a stupid way of viewing the world. These type of faggots are just like Elliot Rodgers who claim to hate the everyone in the world yet secretly wants them to worship him.
I just finished freshman year of college and never had any relations with a female. I simply never made any attempt. High school I just hung out with friends and never really tried to talked to a girl nor know how. I can only think of one time a girl has initiated communication with me that wasn't for a school project or something. I don't think I'm attractive, but I really don't know for sure. If I ever wanted to start talking to girls where would I even start? Where do I find one? It seems really awkward just walking up to a girl and start talking.
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Your blog sucks
Unsubbed
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>>36628934
I'm in basically the exact same situation 23 kv by now and still have no idea how to find or handle women.
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>>36629015
Ah valuable advice. I'll keep that in mind, ty fellow robot.
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>heart fluttering-especially when i drink any caffeinated drinks
>pain in ribs and upper back
>sharp pain in my abs
>inside of my entire torso hurts
have i been fucking poisoned
day 4 of this
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I had something similar once. You just need to wait for your body to rearrange whatever it's rearranging then it will be okay. Drink lots of water.
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you're dying
check ya later
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>>36628908
if you're thoughts are post on /r9k/
instead of get to hospital immediately
then you are probably okay
obviously go to doctor if it get worse
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I want a blind gf. blind fembot, if you're reading this you need to be my blind gf.
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>>36628962
This got me good. I kek'd hard.
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>>36628899
>if a blind person is reading this...
do you think you're funny you cunt? i had a workplace injury in 2013 that left me permanently blind in both eyes. always wear eye protection because you never know when a rogue piece of shrapnel is gonna get ya
What can I do to ENSURE that I don't drink any soda and don't go over my calorie limit tomorrow
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glue your mouth shut
XD
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Quit buying soda
Develop some willpower
Pour any soda you have on hand down the drain
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>>36628925
What if I just drink all the soda I still have tonight instead of throwing it away
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What type of music do normies listen to?
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In my country it's basic oversexualsation and shitty music, my brother plays his song on his car and it sounds like the same generic song over and over again, but that's the most listened to kind of music, there's some good normie music here too
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Idk but Grimes is genius
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>>36628859
Rap music usually these days
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So the messy ponytail is obvious the S tier female hairstyle. Lets work our way down, whats A tier?
Note: nothing is higher than S
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Mmmm messy bun is tied with messy ponytail for me
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I love it when girls do cute things with their hair
>tfw no fashionable gf
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>you will never grab a girl by the hair and have her lean to you for a kiss.
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Is Dr.Breen a Jew
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Never understood the mindset of this character? What did he really gain by selling out the entire human species? Yeah he was made Administrator of the Earth and he worked in a comfy skyscraper but everyone hated him and he didn't seem to have any friends.
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>>36628835
maybe everyone hated him and he didn't have any friends anyway m8
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>>36628835
Dr. Breen solely negotiated with the Universal Union, not out of a lust for power, but simply because he wanted to preserve Humanity one way or another. If it was possible for him to show the Universal Union that Humans weren't just savage animals, they'd enlighten us and begin an "evolutionary leap" where we ascend and leave our petty disagreements behind.
However, Gordon Freeman posed a threat to this, and the spike in Resistance rendered Breen's attempts futile.
He truly dindu nuffin. The Lambda Resistance will never able to create a proper Civilization, as there's nothing stopping the true might of the Combine to come through, therefore Gordon and his buddies just doomed Humanity as we know it.