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Incomprehension infinity beyond what you conceive of infinity.
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A level of totality that feels like every neuron and cell in your body combustion into a nuclear explosion in ad finitum
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damn that's some spooky shit
>>>/x/
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>>36636762
this is obviously allegorical and is meant to describe life as it sinks into the depths of depression (great, I'm starting to mimic
that old fashioned prose), it's pretty cool though
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it's getting a bit awkward dont you think? say something anon
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let's fugg already
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>>36636608
about time you said that. let's get out of here
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>>36636594
I uh I like your tan
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How in the hell could a man enjoy staying in bed until 12:30, awakened by his urge to masturbate, getting out of bed only when the can no longer hold his bladder, dress in a my little pony shirt, eat only chicken tenders, never brush their teeth or hair, stay indoors all day long, never seeing the sun, essentially plant your ass firmly into a gaming chair or couch, being a burden to somebody else, then brag about with an online frog.
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Its the truest form of freedom.
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I can see value in both lifestyles. I loved being a NEET, but I don't hate being a member of the workforce. Things aren't so cut and dry as those highly biased descriptions indicate.
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>>36636589
I don't understand this at all
Just join a hippie commune or start one or something
Go out into the wilderness, or pool resources and buy a plot of land, and farm for sustenance. It's not THAT difficult if you learn how, you can be self reliant, AND there's never any danger of getting thrown out or being shamed. Plus, you'll hang out with chill dumbasses who join you, so you get to make friends.
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>mom found the booger waIl
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>>36636499
>father found the fuck fairy
I'm screwed guys
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>>36636499
Did this ever unironically happen to any of you guys? It happened to me and I spilled my spaghetti over it
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>>36636499
>grandpa found the cum sculpture
Why live?
sister having sleepover party downstairs, really thirsty amd want water, what do?
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Go get the water.
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>>36636461
That's why I lift.
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>>36636461
step 1: take off pants
step 2: go downstairs
step 3-8: ???
reminder that you can suck these
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>>36636441
Idk why women like sucking the big ones. It doesn't feel like human penis
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for what purpose? seems like a waste of effort desu~
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thats a fat dick would suck
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>tfw all the trap and gay shit here has been subconsciously brainwashing me
>constantly tell people to fuck off with their gay shit
>fast forward few months to present
>watch trap porn here and there
>beyond horny yesterday download Grindr after no success with tinder
>am young skinny twink, get 10 messages within the first half hour
>a lot of older gross dudes
>get a message from a couple, both slim toned guys, friendly invite me over for drinks
>let them know I've never done this before and am just curious and looking to have fun
>show up, chill dudes, we watch tv and have a few drinks
>guy next to me puts his hand on my leg and starts rubbing
> I start to get hard and he can feel it
>starts putting his hand down my pants and stroking
>feels fucking good.jpeg
>his bf walks over and unzips his pants as I'm sitting on the couch getting stroked, pulls out a huge dick
>puts it in my mouth
>next thing I know I'm getting my ass lubed up, I'm in dogglestyle blowing his bf bracing myself
>puts it in fast, hurts like hell, proceeds to fuck the shit out of me
>in between breaths of air from getting face fucked tell him it hurts and to pull it out
>ignores me, keeps pounding away
>cums in my ass
>can barely walk and asshole hurts like a bitch and he out it in my mouth after fucking my ass and I tasted my own shit
Why did I fall for the gay meme please don't fall for it
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feels bad man at that point i feel like u should've just embraced it...
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>>36636463
It just hurt too much I tried but I didn't think they'd be so rough
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>>36636431
Be honest anon. You loved it.
Seriously though they should have been more considerate
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All Hail Elliot Rodger. 2017-04-29 08:00:34 Post No.36636429
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Victim, Martyr, Saint, Philosopher.
Welcome to r9k.
Have you read the bible?
http://abclocal.go.com/three/kabc/kabc/My-Twisted-World.pdf
Current YouTubers promoted by Elliot Rodger :
ESL
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpGoqUcII0OcL4TY7j8LZQA
Basedshaman
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrrtMbMm4Rt3qJ1SebeNCxA
HIMR
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_yIF-9jOge6nNA0z-ScrBQ
Alex Layko
https://www.youtube.com/user/AlexExodia
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come on now, r9k... why won't you reply to my son?
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>>36637568
check my supreme dubs
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>>36636429
I appreciate that you've taken over from my place. I used to religiously make 3-4 Elliot threads every day. I'm glad someone else has stepped in to fly the flag for our saint
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Do any of you know any robots IRL? What are they like?
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Does it bother any one else that the whites have such variety, but I couldn't tell any difference with the bottom left?
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>>36636438
does it bother you that your stupid parents made a stupid you?
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>>36636438
That's just a result of the way our brains work. White people all look pretty similar to cultures who don't have a lot of whites in them, asia for example.
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>i was having a really good day, so i decided to go out with some friends
>my ex is on the group
>hadn't eaten in a long time so i get drunk really fast
>started talking to my ex
>turned of data on my phone and didn't reply to my actual gf
>ended up several times 5cm away from my ex lips almost kissing
>a friend sees me and tells me i should go home
>my ex holds my hand and tells me to stay
>my friends reminds me of my gf and i stand up and go
>instant regret but i have already screwed up
what should i do?
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honestly u already made your choice if u wanted your ex you would've done it then and there but instead u potentially fucked both of Ur relationships
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>>36636399
>my ex
stopped reading there, literally why do all you normies come here, there are thousands of other places you fags can go to, why do you have to come here?
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>>36636477
Lol reee am i right, senpai?
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made a thread yesterday about finding pic related.
Today's morning i fed him and made him drink water, he was all good and uppity.
but 4 hours later i found him dead inside his hide out (a small box)
can someone explain the reason of death?
kinda bummed about it.
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>>36636397
Wild animals can do that. The shock or something.
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>>36636397
If you manage to get ahold of an adult bird at all, and you're not in a massive drought, it's pretty much going to die within 24 hours.
Did it with a blue jay once. Wife came home a few hours after I found it, took one look at her, hacked up something and died. Good times.
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might of been internal bleeding or sadness
how did you find this little sky Angel?
*blocks your path*
"Lick my belly now or I'll kick your robot ass."
wat do?
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*prays to Jesus to kick your ass*
Heh, nothing personel, sodomite.
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>>36636390
>He calls that a belIy
GET LICKIN' BOY
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Big guys don't like their belly getting licked, thats for the armpit, balls, and nipples. Any bear hunter knows the belly is best handled via massages and cuddles. at least do a bit of studying before pretending to be a faggot.
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>be me
>from the youngest age try to live the life by the manual
>be at university, decent degree
>work very hard and have little time to do things
>despite all that get kicked in the ass by life all the time
>literally everything that can go wrong, does
>no gf, no friends really, no time
>eventually meet a girl who seems into me
>talk to her, hang out with her - seems fun and I'm happy that maybe finally something in my life will be okay
>we don't really meet all that often or talk too long because we both have a lot of work but I have more
>eventually comes a period where I have just so much shit on my head that I can't really talk to her
>she doesn't initiate conversations either
>when I get some free time eventually I message her asking what's up
>"haha not much, anon, I've met a guy btw and been going out with him :)"
Help me anons I don't think I can take it anymore. I can't fucking do it anymore and I'm losing it.
The girl shit has happened a few times already really and it's exactly the same fucking thing, right down to the words she's saying: "I've met a guy and I've been going out with him". Like clockwork.
Jesus fucking christ every time I've met a girl she'd just either stop responding or find herself another guy. What did I do to deserve this? How am I supposed not to be a bitter person who hates women when they do this shit every time to me? There's always some other fucking guy who's better than I am and I'm never really good enough. It's always some faggot who'd unemployed, has loads of time, friends, and so on.
Can someone talk to me about this?
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You didn't make a move in time.
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>>36636385
Women aren't going to wait for you to be less busy. put down the textbook and smash the pussy while it's available you dummy.
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>>36636404
But I did. She was 100% aware of my intentions and she made it also clear that she's alright with it.
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How does /r9k/ feel about standardized testing? 2017-04-29 07:55:34 Post No.36636364
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How does /r9k/ feel about standardized testing?
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Title says it all you fucking idiot, Jesus Christ you fucking faggot. Can't you read titles?
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>>36636364
The real problem is that parents need to discipline their kids.
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>>36636455
The real problem is Common Core
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I left school because you don't learn anything in school.
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Go on, tell me...
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Tiny dick, skinny fat, no job and no money
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honestly i am in every single wya better then that guy except maybe money, feelsbadman
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>>36636361
>21 kv so the inexperience is embarassing, wouldn't even know how to hold or kiss her
>Body acne
>5incher