What's your excuse?

Tiny dick, skinny fat, no job and no money

honestly i am in every single wya better then that guy except maybe money, feelsbadman

>>36636361
>21 kv so the inexperience is embarassing, wouldn't even know how to hold or kiss her
>Body acne
>5incher

if she is not in my life she can't hurt me.

White people are trashiest

>>36636361
Don't need an excuse. I can smell the gold digging fumes from that whore through the internet.

>>36636361
>excuse
really getting tired of this word
is not wanting to deal with people an excuse?

>>36636361
looks like a hired escort 2me

>>36636361
Damn that roastie got a nice thick pair of milkers. Those things will be huge in pregnancy

>>36636361

Lol his wallet. Still bullshit though.

>>36637048
wallet. defo. gold-digging bitch.

>ugly guy with more attractive female
>s-shes a g-gold digger!

I have no game.

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>>36636411
>tfw true story
Oh god I needed tht thanks brodie lane

>>36636361

You look like a hobo dick faghot my good sir. Having a tattoo does not mean you are a badass, you resemble an uglier, shorter Jason Statham. That is all.

Worst case scenario is that he ends up dead, and she takes everything.

I'm poor, lazy, and boring. I'm a prime target to get cheated on if I ever got a gf.

>>36636411
>5incher
if this refers to your penis size, than it's literally nothing to be ashamed of

>>36636361
I hate women more than I want sex.

>>36636361
He's her sugar daddy and/or drug dealer.

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>>36636361
tfw no gf
oregeno

>>36636361
She probably has sex with random men for his pleasure and I'm not saying this just to call him a cuck.

She has that whore looks and I have wasted my fair share on whores so I kinda know it.

he's probably a fun dude

i have no positive traits

>>36637246
A mofuggin gold digger

My excuse is that I'm an introvert who never goes anywhere so I never meet women. I'm attractive enough to get a gf, I just don't get the opportunities anymore.

ugly turbo manlet

>>36639102
This thats pretty average dude

>>36643765

The average size is small, and it's closer to 6 anyway.

I am emotionally dysfunctional because of bullying when I was a kid. This is a thing I cant change in any ways so no gf for me ever.

I can't afford a tattoo, which is what all girls seem to go for nowadays