Do any of you know any robots IRL? What are they like?

Does it bother any one else that the whites have such variety, but I couldn't tell any difference with the bottom left?

>>36636438
does it bother you that your stupid parents made a stupid you?

>>36636438
That's just a result of the way our brains work. White people all look pretty similar to cultures who don't have a lot of whites in them, asia for example.

>>36636407
Yeah, I know one, he's pretty chill, invites me over to watch movies so we don't have to talk too much when we hang out, watch a lot of shitty c-rated shit from the 80's and 90's. Feeds me sometimes too. Really nice guy. Wish I had the money to repay his kindness and buy him something nice or feed him sometimes.

>>36636407
Kent isn't a robot. Neither is eggman.

>>36636872
>"Kent isn't a robot."
>never gf
>5'2
>so beta he buys girls already in relationships gifts
>must always wear t-shirts color matched with cap or autism fires up
>MY TIME IS NOW

How is he anything but a robot?

>>36636872
dood I think all 4 are robots
>kinda weird I've been here long enough I sub to all 4 on YouTube, although Kent deleted his account the aspie cunt

>>36636957
HIS TIME IS ALWAYS NOW. DONT YALL EVER TELL MY BOI KENT HIS TIME WILL COME LATER fug.

>>36636774
>Your
I'moriginal and *you're* stoopid

>>36636957
>>36637021
Neither are virgin.
Get out normies.

who is bottom right?
asking for a friend

>>36636407
i know one and hes one of my best friends but its annoying.
Hes always depressed, and dont want to do anything, i have always to convince him to do sth and it is exausting, even if he enjoys to stuff i convince him too

>>36636407
i'm not sure if i know one
i know plenty of losers but i don't think they're bad enough to be robots, they all at least have friends
i think i'm the only one

>>36637355

That's Acne-kun aka Andreas.

>>36637260
why did u feel the need to confirm what I said about u? try improving yourself, if it's possible, if not just accept ur stupidity
>and don't forget to blame ur parents :^)

>>36636872
Neither is reviewfuck. There are literally hundreds of girls willing to fuck him.

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>>36637335
Andreas is a virgin.

>>36636407
Whatever happened to that nigga Kent?

>>36636407
I know of three. Two are stereotypical bittervirgin fatlard neckbeards who literally make facebook posts about girls not liking "nice guys" while at the same time liking and commenting on pictures of women exponentially far removed and above their social caste, and the other is a memespouting 19 year old weebshit who runs facebook meme pages and posts le dank epic maymays all day.

robots are just as cancer irl as they are here.

>>36636849
This. I'm indonesian and all tourists kind of look the same. I mean idk, all chad tourists and old tourists look the same.

>>36636407
Bottom left and right don't look like robots

>>36639129
Isn't part of being a robot being aware/being redpilled? To me it is. I can't call someone a robot just because he's a virgin.

What I'm saying is, every robot is a virgin (be definition), but not every virgin is a robot.

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>>36639225
>Andreas
>not a robot

>>36636407
there's this one guy in my history class who's the ultimate recluse, on a level i havent come across before
he comes in everyday puts his book down and sits by himself
never speaks to anyone
i've tried to talk to him but he never responds
however i have made him laugh on a few occasions and it felt good desu
he probably just sees me as some weird roastie but he wont let me get close enough to show him we probably have alot in common

>>36639258
Where do you see him ? Also he can be the cool stoner guy everyone loves

>>36639270
>i've tried to talk to him but he never responds
>he probably just sees me as some weird roastie but he wont let me get close enough to show him we probably have alot in common
Leave the guy alone.

>>36639280
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmNJLOsmsiVu3kx_1yrBvmw/videos

He has another channel where he uploads gameplay videos.

>>36636407
this kid names adam in my art class. average grades, very very shy, super into weebshit(even caught him on an anime bodypillow website once). im the only kiddo he feels comfortable around in class. im trying to get him used to making ROASTIE friendos

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>>36639325
>im trying to get him used to making ROASTIE friendos
>ROASTIE friendos

>>36636407
WHAT R THEIR YOUTUBE CHANNEL NAMES

>>36639371
>thereportoftheweek
>egg white
>kent
>andreas peahc

>>36639232
These three are just those I know of who have specifically mentioned /r9k/. I have my suspicions on a few others.

I also think being red-pilled has lost its meaning since being taken over by the Internet alt-right, who are, ironically, some of the least in touch with reality.

>>36639270
dude sounds like me. i've got schizoid personality disorder tho.

>>36639738
>(((the alt right)))
Not even a real thing.

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There are two robots brothers who are at my job. And I myself am a borderline normalfag/can fake being normal well enough but I do have my quirks.

Portly manlets (both are about 5'7") with super nasally voices who look like stereotypical nerds. One is wall eyed and hobbles when he walks (probably due to a club foot). The other has thick rimmed glasses does the "virgin walk" wherever he goes.

The one with the glasses give me school shooter vibes sometimes.

Female employees always tell me how they feel uncomfortable if they are in a room alone with one of them.

>>36640090
you have a vivid imagination, anon

>>36639803
>using /pol/renthesis

is this what the alt-right is doing now? trying to legitimize their fringe beliefs by pretending they don't exist and are a part of normal conservatism?

Eggman isnt a fucking robot, did you not watch his last stream? He's had sex with multiple women

>>36640090
dood I believe you, I worked at Walmart with a guy just like that: fat af, short legs, glasses, short beard, always dry washing his hands, weird high nasal voice, bulgy eyes that look at any female in a weird hungry way, even if said female is some old saggy tit tattooed trailer park in shorts, I'm pretty sure he's a virgin, he's about late 30s to mid 40s.

>>36636407
Eggman is not a robot, he's not a virgin, neither is Kent.

>>36636407
I went to Bong college with a friend from school. He never really spoke to anyone in school or college and he disappeared between lessons or just didn't turn up.

He never turned up for the final results day and I haven't seen him since. He just plays Fifa and Overwatch all day everyday according to his PSN.

I don't know what he's doing with his life since he clearly never goes outside anymore. He was a fun lad too.

>>36640286
>that fat balding abomination has had sex with multiple women yet """""robots""""" can't seem to figure it out

>>36636407
Where can I find Kent's videos?

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>>36640557
>chad voice
>tall
>legitimately funny
>cool, naturally laid back

>>36636957
>>must always wear t-shirts color matched with cap or autism fires up

This is technically autistic, but it's a 'normie' type of autism if you know what I mean. Like, obsessive color matching is a very normie teenager thing to do.

>>36640610
>monumentally ugly
>literally average male voice, not at all chadlike
>mental illness
>not funny in the least
>not very bright to boot

literally the only thing eggman does that you faggots don't do is go outside and interact with the real world on a regular basis.

>>36640433
sounds a bit like me tbqh

>>36636774
Shutup stupid nigger lover

Original faggot

>>36640827
>literally the only thing eggman does that you faggots don't do is go outside and interact with the real world on a regular basis.
this is the key to all of this. "robots" are just shy cowards who avoid everything

>>36636407
I would date Andreas.

>>36636438
you easily recognise people of the ethnicity you grew up with
I grew up in a shitty yuropoor country with only white people and the first time I saw asian people I in a movie when I was 8 I really struggled to tell the difference between them.

compares to asian tourists thinking every white old man being clint eastwood

not sure what happens for kids growing up with many different ethnicities

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>>36641184
He wouldn't date you, you >no hooves whore.

>>36641225
>not sure what happens for kids growing up with many different ethnicities
As children, they are very confused with their identity. By the time they are grown, they have latched onto liberalism and become numale cucks or coal burners, depending on their gender.

>>36641336
is this drawing supposed to be the representation of what bronies wish they were?

>>36641377
It's just /mlp/-tan, nigger. Every board has one.

>>36641403
not every board has mlp tan, no. not every board has a tan either. only the especially autistic ones.

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>>36641900
Which board doesn't have a -tan? If there is one, they're autists among autists.

>dad's richer than God
>Robot lives on large plot of land, with a gym and movie theater and large house
>tall, pretty handsome
>clearly abnormal ("the stare", usually unresponsive socially, perks up when one of his interests is mentioned, or if he has an edgy joke to tell)
>wanted to go die in Syria (had to explain that he didn't want to join IS to our friends)
>crazy little brown gf (lbfm cocksleeve, I assume)

That's the true robot, of which I'm aware. I know another, but he's just really autistic and no meds, not so much a true "void" robot, if you're more energetic and clueless, than anything else.

I'd probably be, too but I had to be "fixed" with work and social interaction.

>>36636407
#1 was very beta and only 5'8
Even I and the other "Nerds" bullied him cause he was realy strange and a Idiot. His cloths were dirty and he showerd like once a week. He left our school in the 9th grade. Dont know what happend to him.

#2 was 6'1 but very strong acne and losing hair already. He was 19. Also a bad posture. The other co-workers give him Nicknames. Mostly they called him "Gollum". Sometimes they called him other names like redface and so on. I was the only one who acted normal to him. The others only gave him the shit work and complain about him, even if he did nothing wrong.
I didnt wanted to become friends with him, i just was normal to him.
He got fired cause he destroyed something. I think it was his intention to get fired. He only was there for 2 months.

A friend of mine lives in the same village as #2. The Parents know each other. Same Club, i dont know, #2 is now NEET and does nothing. He is at home smoking weed and playing PS4. I dont know what the others did more to him. He was not in "my department". They broked this guy.

To be honest #2 was not a robot. He was a Normie but just had bad Genes/hard time with other people.

>>36642058
>>crazy little brown gf
>That's the true robot, of which I'm aware.
What?

>>36642115
They met on r9k. The guy's like 30. Unless you're really fat or deformed, it's difficult to preserve your virginity, if you're a tall, white man. They all want their Viking husbando. you can have literally any short, dark girl you want, if you're over six feet tall and white.

>>36641997
I wanna see /d/ and /r9k/ pairing - sexual deviants vs virgins.

>>36642192
Often one in the same.

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>>36639738
theyre evidently failed normies not robots, them mentioning r9k means nothing as this board is now a reddit colony

>using the term "alt right" unironically

>>36642150
I'm a manlet

originalniggerfuckoff

>>36642270
>Often one in the same.
Different sides of a coin?

>>36636872
>>36640610
Haha that's your idea of cool

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>36642360
No as in robots are typically sexually deviant due to the lack of real life sexual experience. Just look at all the trap threads we get.

>>36639270
Unless you're hoping of dating him don't bother with him. He probably thinks you're interested in him romantically if you're going out of your way to try and get to know him. That or he thinks you are pulling some kind of prank on him.

>>36642450
>No as in robots are typically sexually deviant due to the lack of real life sexual experience.
Interesting. However i still wonder whenever there's some -tan r34.

>>36636407
Review brah is based.

the rest are whiny tryhard failed normalfags

>>36636407
>>36642566
Agreed. RIP in peace ReviewBrah.

>>36636407
I wouldn't metion just sloths and mice.
Speaking of cerebrotonics and wageslaves I know some people who probably are the last real and true human beings I know. I consider them to be artists and examples in behavior. However autists often get on my nerves.