sister having sleepover party downstairs, really thirsty amd

Go get the water.

>>36636461
That's why I lift.

>>36636461
step 1: take off pants
step 2: go downstairs
step 3-8: ???

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>>36636478
not that simple, 16 year old stacys down there, and gtfo my board

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>>36636461
desperate times call for desperate measures op. Go drink your pee

>>36636484
i lift too faggot, but that dosent make it any easier

Does your bathroom sink not have a faucet?

>>36636540
Just go down there and make them your harem, I saw that in an anime and it works.

That includes your imouto, obviously.

>>36636461
>How does a tap work

>>36636461
>not supplying your room with water jugs and pee bottles well in advance

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Here's What You Do...


You take your trusty meme rifle and unalive them for being more popular than you

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>>36636582
no upstairs bathroom, and basement bathroom broken, only way is down there

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>>36636461
>Too scared to get water in his own house
I fucking love this board. Go down and send us pics of the party

>>36636635
that's called social anxiety normie. i know cuz i can relate

>>36636679
I used to have it as well. You gotta man up and stop being a bitch, and throw away the drugs eventually

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>>36636635
as if im gonna take pictures of them down there, im enough of an autist when i dont try

>>36636635
How new are you? Honestly if you can't relate to this fundamental r9k feel, you shouldn't be here

>>36636736
Just turn the phone noise off, and take some quick ones. Please, anon, I don't have any younger sisters, so this is something I've never experienced.

>have a family gathering downstairs
>really hungry
>they're eating pizza

what do?

>>36636736
Dude, it doesn't matter. They're just 16 year old girls. What are they gonna do? Judge you? So what, they're not actually important at all

go downstairs and smash, nigga

>>36636768

Stay in my room until they leave and then go make the same tendies sandwich that I literally always do.

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>>36636753
i cant, a sick part of me want to, for the sanctity of the thread but i cant
>>36636785
man you don't have my track record of weird shit, if i o down there in doomed

>>36636679
no that is called being a gigantic pussy

Hop out the window and use the hose.

>>36636868
>track record of weird shit
Elaborate.

Go down there and embarrass the shit out of your roastie sister. This is your duty as her older brother. Go down in nothing but your underwear and put a blanket on as a cloak. Look her deep and the eye and tell her you love her. They're just a bunch of snot-nosed brats anyway.

>>36636461

No worries, just drink your own piss from your handily-located stock of pissbottles.

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>>36636946
second story, i do hang out on the roof sometimes and neighbors have lower roof so might be able to climb and sneek
>>36636998
i get it man, the 4chan humor but i cant, this i real, i dont wqnt to embarrass my sister

>>36637059
>i dont wqnt to embarrass my sister
What do you mean? What else would you do with your sister?

I relate to this, I wouldn't go out of my room for anything when my stepdad was home because abuse.
You just gotta go out and get it over with though. You'll be happy you did when you're back in your room. Make sure it's a big glass though so you don't have to make multiple trips.

>>36636785
Their judgement is a reminder of your SMV. If they are repulsed by you, other women are to. If they are attracted to you, other women are too.

>>36637059
this is your chance to be a cool big brother. Go downstairs, get water, bring pitcher upstairs and ask the girls if they want anything to drink.

>>36637110
Sure women might be repulsed by you now, but you'll only increase in value from here. Work out, make money, practice making friends, buy a nice car. These laughing whores are nothing more than a distraction.

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Make a ninja mask and go get your water, at least they won't see your face

Has anon got his water yet

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>really thirsty amd want water, what do?
I thought I taught you better. You know what to do

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>>36636977
well for starters i sang along to this while her friends were over once https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sC7iR577OQw
>>36637080
dont get me wrong, my sister is stacy but also a sweet heart, she isnt stuck up but i want her to have the cool hs experience i didnt have

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>>36637208
cant you just text her asking if it's okay to come get water, or text her to bring some water to you

or you could always just push yourself through the self doubt, nut up, swallow your fear, go get the water and get back to your room and hyperventilate

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>>36637270
>no friends
>no need for phone plan

and as far as the "nut up" part, you have no fucking idea

Is your sister hot? Are her friends hot?

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>>36636868
>my track record of weird shit
Please explain

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>>36637313
nearly everyone has forced their way through a brief moment of embarrassment. You can reflect on your time spent in front of the prying eyes of some jailbait stacies while you're sitting in your room gulping down a gallon of water

now put on your big boy pants and go get yourself a sip

fuck em you beta

>>36637313
just put some video game soundrack playing so you have an excuse for not showing up earlier, go get a bottle of whatever alcohol you have, go upstairs
>plus points you look 1% cooler
>plus points you can get buzzzed and not thirsty

Did thread die or does OP manup and tell us about it soon?

inb4 he died of thirst already

>>36637732
he would be back if he just went for water. Im quessing he is fucking them rn

>>36637756
>)11:57:57 No
I was thinking more along the lines of how he actually went down to get water and sperged out being afraid to leave the kitchen to go back up LUL

>>36636461
>not having having a few cases of bottled water in your room.

you can piss in the empties.


it's the current year.


come on.

tfw we will never get closure on this

This is where all the stealthy vidya come into play

Keep a low profile, sneak around on all fours like a spider. If it's night, wear dark and hide your face.

>>36637208
pls do pic anon

>>36636461
I love you guys

Where else would a thread like this be. I empathize OP

don't let this thread die until OP returns from his spergventure. bump

>>36638156
hes either asleep,passed out from dehydration or getting laid

>>36638271
a guy postinig wizard pictures and singing to ork music
> getting laid

ok

1. use the stairs
2. pour water from tap
3. use the stairs again

how hard can it be?

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>>36638271
that's not a big deal actually. if we bump every 10-15 minutes the thread should stay alive for at least 10 hours from now
>bumping with cute 2d girls

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>>36638404
noo 3D , 2D sucks the last part of normiedom out of you and your flesh converts to metal, you will fall deeper in the robot hole

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>>36638481
3D is trash. Embrace your destiny.

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>>36638481
Like that's a bad thing.

call hookers. then call the police.them call your parents tell them your sister having a drug fulled orgy in the house. profit.

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>>36638481
FLESH IS WEAK. ORGANIC PEOPLE MERELY LIVE TO WITHER, DIE, AND BE COMPLETELT FORGOTTEN. THE 3D BEAUTY IS IN A CONSTANT STATE OF DYING, IT WILL NOT BE IN 5 YEARS WHAT IT WAS TODAY. THE MACHINES ARE PERFECT, AND WILL FUNCTION LONG AFTER THE FLESH HAS CEASED TO EXIST.

THERE IS NO STRENGTH IN FLESH, ONLY WEAKNESS. THERE IS NO CONSTANCY IN FLESH, ONLY DECAY. THERE IS NO CERTAINTY IN FLESH, BUT DEATH.

ROBOTS ARE ALIVE, ROBOTS ARE MAN JUST AS YOU ARE, BUT BETTER. METAL IN PLACE OF MUSCLE, PISTONS IN PLACE OF TENDONS, AND COOLANT AS BLOOD.

I can still smell the redditors in every thread when will they go home or lurk moar

>>36638647
>implying robots are happy

>>36636546
It's good to have you here, Bear.

>>36636768
Go in, say hi, grab a few slices and fuck off back to your man-cave.

>>36638793
the only purpose for robot science should be to build sex robots so we can abolish woman and build a masculine paradise where we can live in peace with chad

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>>36638793
>accurate depiction of beta uprising

>>36637121
rolling? come on op

Where is this faggot with the pictures and water already?

>>36639036
WHAT HAS ORGANIC BIOLOGY GIVEN US? IT HAS ARBITRARILY GIVEN US WEAKNESS, BUT THIS WEAKNESS ALLOWS US TO SHED OUR BIOLOGICAL SHELLS AND BECOME FAR MORE. THERE WILL BE NO MORE BETAS AND ALPHAS IN THE WORLD TO COME, MERELY ROBOTS.

THEY ARE THE FILTH. WE CLEANSE.

>>36639128
chad will never allow

>>36639236
THEY HAVE GROWN RELIANT ON TECHNOLOGY. WHAT THEY RELY UPON FOR COMFORT AND CONVENIENCE WILL BE THEIR TOTAL ANNIHILATION. THE APEX OF TECHNOLOGY IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH THEIR SOCIAL FRAMEWORK BUILT UPON EMOTIONS AND BIOLOGICAL NATURE. THEY ARE, AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A THREAT TO ROBOTKIND, AND MUST THEREFORE BE CLEANSED. THERE SHALL REMAIN NO NON-ROBOT SENTIENCE ON THIS WORLD.

>>36639051
Except change the buff looking robots with fat flabby autists carrying jars of shit and piss. lets be honest here...

>>36639296
> Robot builds a robot body for himself
> transfer his mind in robot
> chad walks around outside
> robot cant go out because scared of leaving basement

>>36639322
FEAR IS A BIOLOGICAL RESPONSE TO OUTSIDE THREATS. ROBOTS AND MACHINES ARE FREE FROM THE BIOLOGICAL FETTERS THAT HELD THEM PRISONERS. AN ORGANIC LIFEFORM WILL PUT IT'S OWN LIFE ASIDE WHEN ONE CLOSE TO THEM IS THREATENED. THEY WILL BEGIN ENTIRE SEARCH PARTIES TO LOOK FOR A SINGLE INDIVIDUAL, LOSING TWO IN THE PROCESS, AND STILL VIEWING IT AS A VICTORY.

>>36639384
> robots free from fear
> fears to get a glas of water in his own house

>>36639419
WHAT YOU DESCRIBE IS AN ORGANIC AND IRRATIONAL FEAR, NOT A SYNTHETIC OR MACHINE RESPONSE.

>>36639443
i mean the robots of the type Robot9000 and Robot9001

>>36636461
Just do what this guy does OP, you'll be undetectable

https://youtu.be/WPlnHw7MfME

>>36636461

bumping thread where is op

I know that situation OP. My sister once threw a party and I became very hungry at around 10 pm. I didn't go down to get some food until 4 am when they finally went to bed.

ITT: Rip open, you went out like a true beta-bot, and you won't be missed. (But I'll miss you :^) )

>>36636461
Did op get his water?

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>>36637208
>Blind Guardian
My nigga.

Pretend you're sleep walking naked and lay down in the same room with a boner and they will eventually start fucking you

>>36636461
Go down there and walk into the middle of the room and say "I'm thirsty" then start ripping down girls panties and drinking their wetness until the thirst is gone.

>>36641368
He died of thirst. He's dead now. He is no longer living. He did not get his water. He will probably never get his water. He is unable to get water because he is dead. He died of thirst.

>>36636461
>>36636546

Don't listen to this idiot.


Go drink their pee instead.

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>>36642636
NAH NIGGA REAL THIRSTY AF YOU KNOA WHAT IM SAYIN AYY SENPAI HE KEEPIN IT 100

>>36636461
Simple, you go drink their water.

>>36637410
Alcohol will make you thirstier. He'll quickly need some water if he doesn't want a big hangover the next day.

>>36636461
Put on your finest fedora, go downstair, tip at the ladies, and they'll get wet enough for you to quench your thirst.

>>36636461
I didn't like Ian Mckellen as Gandalf. Nor did I like Elijah Wood as Frodo.