>mom found the booger waIl

>>36636499
>father found the fuck fairy
I'm screwed guys

>>36636499
Did this ever unironically happen to any of you guys? It happened to me and I spilled my spaghetti over it

>>36636499
>grandpa found the cum sculpture

Why live?

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>niece's son ascertained the fart mop

>Auntie found her cum soaked lingerie in my bedroom draw

>>36636499
>not eating your boogers

it's like you don't even want a strong immune system

>dad discovered the dick deoderant
>>36636499
huh, I've done this one.

>maid found the lubed fleshlight

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>friends girlfriend found the cum stained hitler shrine

Its over lads

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>>36636553
This actually happened to my sister when she was 16 and she didn't get reprimanded for it at all even though we had to repaint the wall. Meanwhile I pissed in the kitty litter when I was 5 and got beat so bad I lost a tooth.

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>Dad found the shit asperagus

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>>36636499
>maid cleaned the poop pentagram

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>butler found the pickled poop

this is genuinely something that happened to me when I was a toddler
I thought no one would see the wall underneath the bed

>step dad found the period covered sonic the hedgehog memorabilia

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Adoptive grandfather found the bile-coated cum credenza

>>36636739
Get out normandie

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>mommy finds the sodomized moldy bloody fuck hole

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>mom found my cum rag and used it to wash the dishes

>>36636499
>wife made me clean the cum wall

>supervisor found the condom full of Branston Pickle

>>36636553
Jesus Christ I just remembered I had one when I was like 8. It didn't get past a day or two though since it wasn't hidden or anything. Just picked my nose in bed a few nights and stuck em on the wall

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my wife's son found my dildo shrine

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>councillor made a speech at the cum podium

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>Dad divulged the vulva vault

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>>36636553
Yeah it happened a couple times.

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>>36636499
Mom almost found the cp

>my dad found my nail pile...

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>>36636499
>mfw it happend to me when I was 11
>except it wasn't my wall nor my mom
>I was staying at a friend's (female) house because my parents were out
>at night in bed, start casually picking my nose and sticking my boogers on the wall next to the bed
>forget them in the morning
>next day at school she told me her mom discovered them

I was allready socially awkward back then but it really didn't help

>>36636499
We have one of these in the mens toilets at work.

>4chan found the anus asteroid

>Step dad found the fart jar

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>Landlord located leftover Lactation Liquor
Jinkies guys, I'm in a tough spot

>>36636499
Brent why did you go to fucking Idaho.
And dude why the hell did you wipe boogers on the wall next to your bed.
Shit man were both NEETS but thats just fucked.
Didnt that smell?

>>36636553
it happened to me. My mom thought it was semen. I wish I was able to cum that much...

>>36636553
Yeah my sister found my pube pile once. She told my parents and they made me throw it away.

>>36636553
Damn you gave me flashbacks. I did it because my parents told my eating boogers would clog your heart and kill you in an attempt to stop me doing it, so i stuck them on the walls. Stopped before i was 10 and moved to cum cushions.

>>36641144
Hey man, Idaho is fucking great. We got birds and trees and shit. Have you ever had home-grown huckleberries? It's amazing. You can't get that shit outside the state.

>>36636499

>tio found the toilet farm

AY DIOS

>>36636499
I've got a booger wall next to the chair I sit in no joke. Good thing I cleaned it recently. Guess I'm just gonna use a tissue from now on.

>>36636739
I remember there was an episode of most extreme that talked about that.

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>>36641574
tell us about the cummy cushions

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>mum found the jizz jacuzzi

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>roommate almost found the semen suppository

I'm literally shaking