HOLY FUCK AHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2nUNOU1VOs
>>36661031
She has some kind of disease it looks like? Her parents probably shouldn't just let her broadcast herself to the world where people are going to have all kinds of strange reactions to this and possibly harass her.
>inb4 moralfag
Yeah, yeah, we know she looks fucking weird. But for real.
>>36661089
>She has some kind of disease
yeah its called being white
>>36661098
I'd rather be her than as retarded as that comment.
The final lesson in life is to realize that Elliot was right about everything.
>>36660979
Dude he bought eight lotto tickets and was surprised and mad when he didn't win.
Wrong about every thought in his head. Died like the bitch he was
What an idiotic and ignorant dramatization of the world in perspective. The world is completely varied and is dominated by social chess and divide/conquer culture. Hate the game, not the player. Also, if he had any real friends, he would learn how to properly function. If this shitty line is the best that comes out of his 90 page manifesto then it's just like I expected: robots are retarded.
He was rich, moderate good looks, drove a nice car and lived in LA.... Buttttttt he couldn't get laid.
Sorry don't believe it, I call false flag.
What is the #1 thing that an older women would expect from dating a younger man
>>36660883
i recognize this prostitute from las vegas backpage.
>>36660938
I'd pay for that.
Cougars want young guys with big dicks who have lots of stamina and are willing to be dominant as fuck but also have that youthful 'new to sex' charm.
Being good with electronics makes milfs wet
fembots may i pose thee a question?
a lot of you always talk about how it sucks that you cant get someone to love you and/or get a bf. so why don't you give the robots how usually throw themselves at you a chance?
this is a genuine question please dont get mad at me. i just wanna understandalso, if i didnt live in south africa i would be willing to give any and all fembots a shot if they asked
PLEASE NO FIGHTING, THIS IS A THREAD OF PEACE, LOVE, AND HAPPINESS!
>>36660882
>tfw bots don't even like me. :(
>tfw forever alone
>>36660882
I tried to give some robots a chance but they ended up being really manipulative and controlling. I know not everyone on this board is like that but I dont think I would try again.
I'm a big sloppy mess and I need someone that's steady and has his shit together. Most robots don't. Usually people who can take care of themselves are more dominant and vice versa. Robots are usually submissive. So if I'm a clueless mess that's also submissive why would I go for someone who's also a clueless mess that's submissive?
I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
day34
It's funny because he fucking died.
>>36660777
These trips.
O lawd.
>>36660777
I think you deserve a nice long scholnger up you ass
How does /r9k/ deal with their anxiety. Its at the point where i can go a day without just dying from it.
We don't. That's why we are on /r9k/.
>>36660743
Is there a way to cope qith it that people used?
>he thinks you deal w ith it
Why are there so many gays on this board? Why do they not just go to their actual board? Why the mods let them come here? I dont care too much, i was just curious.
Jews and their puppets are coming here to promote homosexuality and transgenderism because the people here are vulnerable.
Liking traps and trannies isn't gay, only straight guys are into it.
All the people in trap / trans thread don't find your pic attractive op
/r9k/ was the unofficial gay board before /lgbt/ was created.
>mom found the siamese twin porn folder
not even memeing here
Link to some good conjoined twin porn lad. I want to fap to something new.
sounds like it's time to move out
>>36660568
>sister found the poop vortex
I'm looking into starting a business selling butt tampons, you stick them in your ass after you take a poop and it will absorb all the poop, and then you take it out a few hours later and you are squeaky clean. Would this seem like something /r9k/ would buy?
No but I make toilet paper for a living so that might put me out.
>>36660553
No I am toilet paper for a living so that might put me out.
>>36660553
No I am paper living for a toilet so that might put me out.
Why do we call them roasties when they are clearly butterfly wings? How can you claim to be heterosexual and be disgusted by the genitals of a clean, fertile woman?
a deflated ballsack is what that is
fuck thats disgusting and the eyes and face are much better turn ons for me
>>36660453
let's make "thicc" but for labia flaps a thing
innies look like children, real men prefer a fat chick with an arby's hanging off her mons
maybe if we accelerate the shittiness of the world it will go away or something
I really hate these kind of people
Maybe he was trying to be post-meme and ironically being retarded
I see /pol/ memers in the Battlefield 1 game chat all the time. I don't fucking get it, what do game developers have to do to get people like that to stop giving them money? Even if you're just slightly racist, why would you pay $60 for a game that ignores the French in WW1 and made everyone black? And then pay $60 again for premium?
>>36660530
because the french aren't people
Depressing sex life confession thread? Yeah, I think we need one of those.
The first and only time I've had sex in my life I was actively cuckolding another guy, not that I was aware of it at the time. The girl had been a "friend" of mine for a while... frankly she was a bit of a bitch and just insisted we always hang out even if I wasn't feeling into it, since I'm an antisocial piece of shit, and would talk about me to this boyfriend/fiance of hers from time to time (even though I have no idea what about). Apparently this made the guy jealous; I imagine he had some esteem issues or something. Basically he'd take every opportunity to belittle me and crack jokes at my expense (not to my face though, he was kind of a pussy like that -- I'd only ever been friendly to the asshole).
Well, anyway, this girl, she tells me they've broken up for some reason or another, and while we'd messed around a little bit before it was never serious, and she finally just up and pushed herself on me and screwed me that night. Not too much later I found out they hadn't broken up at all, and I'm willing to bet she only slept with me to make him jealous. Even now she likes to tell me that I'm the ugliest guy she's ever fucked, just because she's a cunt like that.
Remembering how awful she was and how generally unsatisfying the experience was has me living a chaste life since then. I tend to snap at people if they even try and fix me up with friends or family of theirs.
>humble bragging
>making sex life threads
Yeah, you just aren't a fit for this place mate. Fuck off, normalfag.
>>36660396
>humble bragging
Sorry, no. I have a very strict sense of personal morals I've tried to follow my whole life, even the thought of engaging someone else's girl while they were together with someone kept me from interacting with them, whether or not I had a chance.
I want to again emphasize that this is THE ONE TIME I had sex, and she's not really exaggerating about me being ugly. I'm really a mess. I could tell you the myriad of ways I'm actually genuinely fucked up and reasons why I'm likely doomed to die alone, but honestly I'm just hoping I'm not alone in this kind of situation.
>>36660495
>we had messed up before
>has male friends
>makes sex life threads on r9k
Mate, you just aren't a good fit for this place.
>frequently go on oneitis's facebook page
>look at pictures of her with her boyfriend, getting a strange satisfaction out of torturing myself
Who else?
No one at all does this?
>tfw oneitist doesn't post shit on her fb
I do it sometimes.
I don't think I'm getting any satisfaction from hurting myself, but I'm happy she looks happy.
This is the most precious and beautiful thing in life. Nothing compares to the look she gives you before you pump her ass full of cum.
tfw no trap gf to give prostate orgasms to
ugh
>her
>>36660235
That's not a trap. Traps don't have tig ol bitties.
Hey /r9k/ what are you drinking tonight
bone hurting juice
>>36660225
Ok looks dont fuck with that normie shit
Evan Williams and Guinness Foreign Extra Stout. Feeling pretty /comfy/ right now.