What is the #1 thing that an older women would expect from

>>36660883
i recognize this prostitute from las vegas backpage.

>>36660938
I'd pay for that.

Cougars want young guys with big dicks who have lots of stamina and are willing to be dominant as fuck but also have that youthful 'new to sex' charm.

Being good with electronics makes milfs wet

>>36660883

ignorance and stupidity, i'd guess

I'm not like older older but I have a few years on me. I feel like if I went for a younger guy I would want like a total sense of youth from him. Where he's spontaneous and energetic and kind of takes me back to when I was his age. Also an extremely strong sex drive that would knock me off my feet. He needs to be super hot too, if I got a younger guy he would be like a trophy husband kind of thing.

>>36660883
Desperation.

A wew original.

>>36660978
>needs to be super hot
So there's no hope for an average to above average robot?

>>36661032
For me, someone who's reasonably successful and capable of caring for herselve, probably not. If I got a younger guy they would be a toy. Other older women might not feel the same way. I'm only 28 though, I feel weird calling myself an older woman.

>>36661069
I'm 28 too, would you like to date?

>>36661093
To be honest now is a bad time, I'm actually moving because I got promoted and relocated. I usually give people a shot to chat on skype or something, but not now.

>>36661138
You probably dodged a bullet. I'm not really bf material.

>>36661150
Don't beat up on yourself. Clean up and try to put yourself in the right direction. Eventually you'll get to a place wgere you're happy with yourself and confident enough. If you aren't happy with yourself then you aren't in a good position to start a relationship.

>not even older women would want robots

Who else here exclusively bangs older women?

>>36661193
>LE JUST BECOME LE CHAD XDXDXDXD

>>36661193
>If you aren't happy with yourself then you aren't in a good position to start a relationship.
Looks like I'm dying alone, then.

>>36661548
I went from a drug addiction in high school to college and now my second promotion in the company I work for. The advice may not lay out everything you need to do but without any legitimate knoedge of who you are as a person and what you need to improve upon I can't do much else for you.

>>36661625
Yes, you're a nasty whore who gets everything handed to her, we know that already. You didn't offer any advice, and you don't have any empathy to actually give any that isn't applicable to the exact same nasty whore in the exact same privileged situation so fuck off.

>>36661625
>Actually offering "git gud" as legitimate advice
Why don't you give us a set of requirements you'd look for in a mate. We don't care that you can't speak for other people, a sample size of one is better than zero.

>>36661193
I've never had a girlfriend. I have depression and low self esteem. I'll try to get better. Thanks anon.

>>36661652
Your bait doesn't work on me

>>36661736
Okay, I'll try my best

>bigger than me
>good face, not gorgeous just good
>physically capable
>organized and has everything under control
>able to relax a little too
>funny in a smart way
>logical thinking instead of emotional
>willing to share how they feel
>not a brick wall but not a door mat either
>a great smile
>enjoys quiet time together
>willing to accept how I like to be alone sometimes
>being a good lay helps

>>36660883

The younger man to become bored or selfish

>>36661813
>repeats JUST BE CHAD TROLOLO in greater detail

>>36661625
>muh high school '''''''drug addiction''''''''''
>probably smoking a little too much weed or doing oxy from time to time boo fucking whoo

>goes to job interview
>immediately hired because diversity reasons
>promoted because she's a roastie
Look at me, I made it !


>>36661813
So literally fucking Chad. Yeah, good luck finding someone that fits all those criteria you pretentious toasted bitch.

>>36661813
>bigger than me
No idea but I'm probably taller at least.
>good face, not gorgeous just good
Again, no idea. I look like Scott Ian.
>physically capable
Moderately. Have had scoliosis most of my life.
>organized and has everything under control
Have everything except a house, can't afford one yet in the current market. This obviously puts me out of the running for sure.
>able to relax a little too
Depends on your idea of "relax".
>funny in a smart way
No idea what that's supposed to mean. Name some comedians for reference.
>logical thinking instead of emotional
For once I can definitely answer yes.
>willing to share how they feel
Not really. This is a shit test 99/100 times, anyway.
>not a brick wall but not a door mat either
So what, like, a 30% grade?
>a great smile
I don't smile much. When I do it doesn't look great.
>enjoys quiet time together
Wouldn't know, I'm only ever quiet by myself.
>willing to accept how I like to be alone sometimes
The more, the better.
>being a good lay helps
Wouldn't know.

I already knew I wasn't BF (or even occasional toy) material but at least now I have some actual perspective.

>>36661924
>someone makes more out of way less than you have
>all you can do is call her a roastie and try to discredit her

lol this is great

>>36661924
Chads do exist though, no need to get mad for being inadequate

>>36660883
They expect dick and lots of it.

>>36660883
a devastating breakup once he finds someone younger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo

>>36661993
The roastie is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a whore, slut, narcissist, liar, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a roastie and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out."

Tfw 21 year old, matched with 29 year old nurse on tinder. What do robots? I still live with my parents lmao.

>>36661813
>>bigger than me
>>good face
stopped reading there

first two things are entirely out of ones control

why even fucking bother hahahahahaha

>b-b-but they're not that important
you listed them first

>>36662074
Tell her you can't host. Shit's pretty simple.

>>36661993
>the current state of nu-r9k
It's a lot easier to be hired if you're a woman because you'll have better networking, you fucking spastic.
She was either recommended by someone or hired for diversity criteria.
People will also see you in a better light and treat you better just because you have a vagina that can easily give you advantages when it comes to promotion.

Kill yourself, retard.

>>36661997
Chads don't care about 28 year old used up sluts. Those standards are fucking stupid for that age, only proves confirms how dumb and pretentious women actually are.

>>36662074
go to her home and fuck her
but be careful to not get drugged and your organs taken away from you

>>36662065
I'm not offended though to be honest with you. I mean you can be all "roastie roastie" but I'm actually really happy with where my life is. A word can't really bring me down like you want it to.

>>36662078
I'm not going to pretend appearance doesn't matter, it does for everyone. If it didn't then you would have settled and gone after a really fat girl or something at this point.

>>36662097
>>36662119
How should I open up? Iv'e always wanted to fuck a milf, how do I make it obvious that I want to fuck her?

>>36662130
>If it didn't then you would have settled and gone after a really fat girl or something
i've been rejected by fat girls loooooool

>>36662130
>really happy with where my life is
Never claimed otherwise, you dumb bitch. Of course you're happy with your life when you're living it on easy mode.

>>36660883
Dick in epic quantity.

>>36662130
>I'm not going to pretend appearance doesn't matter, it does for everyone
so like i said, literally no point in trying

>>36662135
I'd start by telling her you want to fuck her.
Why do you think she's on Tinder?

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Be a young skinny dude

>>36661980
Stop being so cringy please. How the fuck cant you understand what she means

>>36662282
fuvking a
need sauce

>>36660956
Believe me, it fucking doesn't.

>>36660956
This. I installed my neighbor's antivirus for her and she installed her vagina onto my penis.

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>>36662437
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58d1eeee1e563

>>36661993
It's either a very elaborate and collective trolling, or they're truly that delusional

>>36662112
>>Chads don't care about 28 year old used up sluts.
Why would you think that?

>>36662488
She acts really weird... The way they both talk seems kinda off.
My guess is the college kid found her in a special needs class or some shit... She seems way older than him and she talks Ina slightly retarded way.