I'm looking into starting a business selling butt tampons, you stick them in your ass after you take a poop and it will absorb all the poop, and then you take it out a few hours later and you are squeaky clean. Would this seem like something /r9k/ would buy?
No but I make toilet paper for a living so that might put me out.
>>36660553
No I am toilet paper for a living so that might put me out.
>>36660553
No I am paper living for a toilet so that might put me out.
You should make them reusable and out of silicone.
I have been having diarrhea for the past couple weeks. i would buy one
>>36661234
It's not a sex toy you degenerate fuck
>>36661271
This could be a good use for it yes
Do you guys have any recommendations on names for my product?
>>36661298
Poopoo tampons is a good name in my honest pronounced with a hard h opinion
>>36661298
It's not a sex toy you degenerate fuck
You are basically inventing disposable butt plugs.
>>36661363
butt plugs don't clean your ass they only plug if smart guy. Once you pull out a buttplug, not only would it be disgusting and covered in shit, but nothing would be cleaned, the poop would still be there.
>>36661387
So a disposable butt plug that also cleans out your anus for no mess anal sex.
Sign me up
>>36661420
Why are you obsessed with buttplugs you degenerate? Reread everything that has been written, this is not a sex toy.
>>36661454
God just thinking about putting one of these bad boys in and then hitting up the clubs and bring home a stud.
Imagine the look on his face when I tell him to pull it out of me. TOTALLY CLEAN
>>36661298
tamPOOns
>>36662247
good one, i might submit the patent under this name, could always change it later, $100 fee though