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When did anime become so popular with normies?
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>>36801679
This image and variations on the tag "when did anime become popular with normies" gets posted here so I often I'm starting to believe this image is photoshopped
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>>36801679
You haven't seem shit yet.
Just wait until the olympics.
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>>36801679
Anime is semi-mainstream.

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How do I start a conversation with ugly girls?
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>>36801651
>"dtf?"

of course this isn't original
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>>36801651
You don't. Even when it appears she's into in you she's already got her eye on Chad.
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>>36801863
>she's already got her eye on Chad.

Yup, you can even tell by pic in OP.

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ITT: things your parents/relatives say that piss you off.

20 years old here:
> have had a retail job
> have never done drugs (not even a single cigarette)
> graduated in top 30 of my class in high school
> have never gotten drunk
> Am not a messy person
> Clean my room, wash dishes every day

Yet now that I'm switching majors going into my third year of college, my parents and relatives act like it's the end of the world.

Every time they see me they make sure to tell me that I need to "mature" and "grow up" and stop being so indecisive. It fucking boils my blood to no end.

Meanwhile, my other cousins are total sluts and nigger-tier dudes who party, do insane amounts of drugs, and yet the family fawns over them with respect and kindness.

Literally fuck this family. I swear to God once I move out I'm never calling anyone of these dumb fuckers ever again. They can literally all die in a fire.
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>>36801440
They probably put so much pressure on you because they can see that you are the only one that has potential. The rest of them sound like life long fuck ups so they probably just accepted that they were never going to amount to anything and figured that being nice to them was easier than complaining about their shitty choices for the rest of their lives.
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>>36801440
Are they paying for your education? If so then they're mad they are going to have to shell out more money than they previously were.
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>>36801533

Nope, I go to state school for free.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfg593CAv1I

Where can I find more music like this? It's probably the most comfy style I've ever heard. No vocal, just digital instrumentals and interesting sounds recorded from daily life made into a melody.

Comfy robot music thread, too, I guess.
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>https://soundcloud.com/in-love-with-a-ghost

There's a link to the artist's Soundcloud. They're called "In Love With a Ghost."
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAKy6m83yME

Here's another song by them.
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you might like this if you like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMZOtHIL7QM

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after you get a gf, do you stop looking at other girls?
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I did. But then again I never really looked at girls the same way other guys did.
You know when a group of dudes point out a hot chick to you? I just go "ok yeah there's a girl there".
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>>36801334
Obviously not. Men are insatiable pigs desu
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>>36801334
it is impossible
I told her I'd never stop it because it's basically instinctive by now
>>36801411
I can relate somewhat, you think "oh a hot woman" but it has no importance, you never act on it

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Is there a way to get pic related without networking? No jobs on Craigslist in my metro area meet this criteria, but someone on another thread said most jobs aren't even listed today, but are doled out through networking.
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I usually find them on the website. I'm not sure how monster and indeed work but surely ins better to apply on the site so it looks like you chose them specifically instead of shotgunning yourself out and accepting the first one to reply. I like to leave myself room to negotiate pay and it's important to keep the upper hand.
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Just go into offices around you and ask if they need data entry guys.
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>>36801338
how do you find these companies in the first place though? no listing in my area meets this criteria but I know these jobs exist. I'm not even actually looking for that high pay, minimum wage would be completely fine.

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How do I stop wanting to crossdress? It's messing with my life
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>>36801272
Just stop.

Do you own women's clothes?
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>>36801320
I have two sisters and they use the closet in my room for storage. As such, I have a lot of girl clothes available. Most everything fits too, besides shoes
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>>36801355
Ever taken photos of yourself in them?

Do you look good in them?

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Would it be creepy to ask my aunt out on a date? She's 17, I'm 20. She's my mom's sister. She's always flirting with me and she's super cute, it's hard to resist.
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>>36801207
>my aunt out on a date? She's 17, I'm 20. She's my mom's sister.
I'm too retarded to understand your family tree, anon, but that sounds very unusual.
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>Aunt is younger then you.

Explain how that happened.
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Is your father also your brother?

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You have not masturbated today
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>>36801181
Thanks OP, you just gave me the motivation to go another day of /nofap/

>pic unrelated
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>>36801181
Thanks for reminding me to masturbate today! I almost forgot :6)
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Well not yet but thanks for the pre-motivation

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What type of girls does /r9k/ like?

I seriously love jewish girls for some reason. I kinda had a huge crush on one but she didn't like me back. Now if a girl wants to date me I'm going to have her genetically tested to see that she has a certain amount of jewish tribal genes.
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>>36801083
yo good luck they're kinda nuts half the time
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>>36801808
probably why so many robots are attracted to them

the girls that become popular here usually look jewey
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Smart and tall. It's what I search for.

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>There are anons right now that self insert as the girl when they watch porn.

What's your excuse, mommas boy?
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>tfw bi and can self insert as both
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i wanna be the girl
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>>36800996
The best feel really

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So there's this girl I work with, a few years older than me who has a boyfriend. We get along pretty well because she's a pretty relaxed degenerate and we usually have the other's back when it comes to shift coverage. She invited me over the other night:
>I bring a little weed since we were basically planning on getting high together
>we do and it's great fun, mostly we just talked on the porch
>she's super funny and has a good outlook on life, very down to earth
>realize that her personality is really cute especially with the southern twang she's got

So then we went drinking the next night, and I found myself longing for her adventurous spirit the next day.
Thing is, she's ugly. Like man-face, multiple tattoos, septum piercing, pretty fat ugly. Yet when I was high I couldn't help but look at her fat titties and big ass. Like, if she were single I might have come onto her, but I swear it was just because I was high.
I can't tell what I really feel, it's hard for me to grasp the idea of totally platonic friends so maybe I'm forcing myself to want her? What do I do robots.
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>>36800935
just do whatever. it doesn;t matter
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>>36800954
Thing is, my family is planning on moving soon and since I live with my parents I'll go with them. But I'm considering renting an apartment I can barely afford to stay here, partially because of her.
I just don't want to fuck everything up and end up alone for a physically unattractive yet otherwise great person who has a boyfriend
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>>36800935
I'm not going to tell you to cut your own grass since I don't even know the other dude, but if you ever somehow get this girl to cheat for you or dump her bf for you, keep in mind that she WILL dump your sorry ass down the line if some other motherfucker wants to stick his dick deep inside that manfaced southern ass. Don't EVER be the stupid motherfucker that says "it won't happen to me cause I'm different" - it happens to Chad and robot alike.

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Friday marks the end of another week without Misaki. The summer hasn't really started over here yet, so there is still hope for me. I'm sure she'll be knocking on one of our doors in the coming few months!

How have your weeks been? How have you dealt with her not showing up yet? You do still have hope though, right?
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>>36800729
Why do people like Miaski so much? She is actually psychotic. Why not solve your problems like Sato actually did and go outside and get a job?
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>>36800839
>Why not solve your problems like Sato actually did and go outside and get a job

It's highly debatable whether Satou actually fixed his problems though. Sure, he started working and became more of a functioning adult, but that does not equal happiness and being content with life. He still did not see his live as an enjoyable thing, nor was his future bright. I think most people would say that the ending was kind of neutral, edging towards sad/negative. I'd personally rather be happy than to conform to society's standards for being "successful"

Why we'd rather have Misaki despite her being "crazy"? It's because she's pure, it's "easier" and she is someone who would actually care (or at the very least feign it) about ourselves. Of course, highly debatable points especially because of the manga. I just idolize the perfect/pure "version" though.
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I still dont have those screens for you guys, Im sorry. My irl is a fucking mess rn and a rewatch would probably make me kill myself. I have an afterword to the novel from the author though. His whole life is pretty fucking depressing. He was literally bullied on live television about his shit taste and being fucked up. Ive had nightmares like that. Anyway, enjoy: https://pastebin.com/fHnncCzh

>>36800972
I like the fact that she isnt perfect. She's a fucking mess of a human being. Even in my most outlandish fantasies all I can imagine is a relationship with someone just as broken and fucked up as I am. I love her so much. Why hasnt she come to me? Did I do something wrong?

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Long time lurker here since 2009.
I've quit my job, signed off the apartment and broken up with my GF of five years. By the end of the month, I will travel to Mont Ral, Spain and study The Bright Path meditation as taught by the Ishaya monks. I will stay there for six months, after which they will let me join their order. I will then return to society to pass on their teachings.
Ask me anything.
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>>36800685
What made you want to do it? You're essentially hitting the reset button on life to this point, it seems like a hell of a decision.
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>>36800685
what dose cook tast like?
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>>36800685
You join their order after six months and then turn around to spread their teachings? You'll hardly understand them yourself at that point, much less be prepared to teach others.

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I don't like black people!!!!!
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You should, OP. They make great farm equipment.
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>>36800673
I'm black and I'm a peaceful, smart dude. Stop bullying me.
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>even on /r9k/ you can never fit in
stop bully

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