You have not masturbated today

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>>36801181
Thanks OP, you just gave me the motivation to go another day of /nofap/

>pic unrelated

>>36801181
Thanks for reminding me to masturbate today! I almost forgot :6)

Well not yet but thanks for the pre-motivation

>>36801212
Stop posting those faggot smileys you piece of shit

>>36801264
What's the matter goyim :6)
Afraid of the Jew :6)
>:6)

>>36801181
holy shit i actually haven't as well.
the volkishce spirit must have been with me.

>>36801181
Thanks, autistic immigrant ex-convict former metalhead turned car vlogger!

I generally don't like varg or his music or his ideas, but even a broken clock is right twice a day. The time he shit all over MGTOW, which is is like 90% of his audience, was hilarious.

>>36801181
how did you know

fghukgyukgy

>>36801181
Why thank you for noticing, it's been 5 days in a row still going strong

thank you for saving my life varg

>>36801518
>I generally don't like varg or his music or his ideas, but even a broken clock is right twice a day
No more applicable a statement has ever been written about varg.

No but yesterday I masturbated fifteen times

>>36801762
what's wrong with his ideas?

>>36801181
but only because it's 1 am

>>36801181
Ha ha, that is where you are wrong, my friend.

>>36801809
He's an edgy hypocrite who only targets those who won't fight back. he hates Christianity, and will burn down churches, but he won't dare touch a mosque. He's living off of welfare and has six kids, which isn't exactly the best environment to raise a family in.
However, he is right on things like MGTOW, so there's that.

>>36801809
He's not a catholic christian.

>>36802118
>who only targets those who won't fight back
Not fighting back is a bad thing. The religion of weakness is why Rome fell.

http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/147470491000800306

>... a Christian man, a just and a wise man, ought never to try to save his own life at the cost of death to someone else. Indeed, even if he encounters an armed robber [latronem], he is not at liberty to hit back when his assailant hits him, lest in his anxiety to defend his own life he mar the sense of obligation he ought to feel towards the man. The principle given to us about this in the gospel records is crystal clear: "Put away your sword: for everyone who strikes with the sword shall perish by the sword." Could any robber ever be more loathsome than the persecutor who had come to slay Christ? Yet Christ would not let anyone defend him by inflicting wounds on those who persecuted him: his desire was to heal all by being wounded himself. [Ambrose, 2001 De officiis 3.4.27]

>Let those who din into my ears once more the story of past disasters and ancient sorrows observe that in your time I suffer such things no longer. No barbarian foe shatters my bars with his spear, nor with strange arms and dress and hair goes roving through my captured city, carrying off my young men to bondage across the Alps. [Prudentius. Contra Symmachum 2.690-95]

>Those words were written in 403. Seven years later, the Visigoths entered Rome unopposed and sacked the city.

Yes I did, I went into the woods, took my clothes off, stood on top of a boulder and jacked it like a caveman

>>36801809
Generally speaking, almost all of them are overly simplistic and hypocritical considering who he is and what he's done.

>>36801181
But I literally just masturbated
Shitposting is my after sex cigarette

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Well yeah, because it's only 1:30 a.m. I masturbated at 11 p.m. yesterday and I wish I hadn't.

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>>36801181
i was just about to do that til i saw your thread varg

we /nofap/ starting now

>>36802370
>the religion of weakness is why rome fell
Miscegenation is why Rome fell, even before Christianity took hold, pure Romans were going extinct.

Not all "white" races are equally intelligent or co-operative, Rome enslaved the primitives native to Italy, and imported half the Middle East.

Of course, Christianity encourages race-mixing, but in the case of Rome it was an effect of the ongoing collapse, not the cause.

Ironically, the Catholic Church is mostly pagan, and upheld a caste system that preserved the blood of the racially superior Germanics who conquered the remains of the Roman empire and founded all the royal families and nobility in Europe.

The most "radical" Protestant sects are much closer to genuine Christianity. Protestants developed capitalism, democracy, and communism, which are responsible for every problem in the modern world.

Put another way, even though most relevant people today are "enlightened" atheists, they still follow Christian (and ultimately Jewish) ideas.

>>36802118
Neither of us can know for sure what happened with Euronymous. Varg doesn't seem stupid enough to just kill someone for attention.

When he was burning churches in 1992, there probably weren't any mosques in Norway. Also, it's important to point out that there is no difference between Christianity and Islam, most people who oppose Islam are too stupid to understand this.

It's not like he watches TV and drinks all day, he homeschools his kids and takes care of them.

>>36803125
>he homeschools his kids

oh good

More faggots that'll be posting frogs in our board in a few years.

>>36802118
>He's living off of welfare
I hear this cited constantly but have never seen any evidence for it.

>>36803445
Me neither, but his wife stays at home because that is what a wife does so she's not bringing in any money, and he's an ex-con & I doubt his board game and old CDs are flying off the Amazon shelves.

What do you suppose he does for a living?

>>36804082
>I doubt his board game and old CDs are flying off the Amazon shelves.
Burzum is pretty popular, as is Myfarog. Or at least enough so to keep afloat a family. I don't see why that couldn't sustain him. Plus he's said he's partially self-sustainable at this stage regardless.

>>36804193
>Burzum is pretty popular, as is Myfarog.

They're no Five Finger Death Punch my man.

>>36803445
not governmental welfare, but his parents support him

he's never had a "real" job, but in his defense it's kind of hard when you spend your 20s and 30s in prison

>>36803125
>Christianity encourages race-mixing
How so?

>>36804279
It believes every race is equal. Anyone can be Christian. The end goal is the destruction of every culture and a race-mixed mass of idiots easy for the Jews to control.

Same with Islam, democracy, capitalism, and communism.

>>36803445
People misunderstand how France works. France gives him credits for having children plus he has a farm and whatever money he gets off Burzum, MYFAROG, his books, and that movie his wife made. It isn't really welfare. Varg's still a moron on a lot of subjects though.

>>36801181
screw you varg, i went a day without fapping like you said and nothing happened.

>>36804364
fapping is fine in theory

porn is the problem

>>36804363
>France gives him credits for having children

"credits"?

So he's a welfare mom.

>>36804418
It's not really welfare since to my understanding he can only use it to take care of his kids and anyone in France can get it.

>>36804446
???
What you just described is a type of welfare.

>>36804446
>europeans have such high standards for government assistance that getting paid to have kids isn't considered welfare

>>36804465
I guess depends on your idea of welfare. It isn't like he gets it for doing nothing. It only goes to the support of his kids and once they grow up and move out he won't get it anymore. Not to mention he does still technically work through Burzum and MYFAROG and his farm. Not to mention he lives in a place without running water which most westerners would never do anymore. His only real luxury is the commie cars and the internet.

>>36801181
I feel that anything in excess is harmful

>>36804363
Interesting, thanks for clarifying.

>>36804402
>fapping is fine in theory
How so?

>>36804515
That's welfare. You're not supposed to live in luxury on welfare. It's supposed to be slightly below minimum wage for the majority of people.

>>36804515
>it isn't like he gets it for doing nothing
He does though, Eurocuck. The government literally gives him money for his children existing and nothing more.

>>36804561
My main point is people assume Varg's a welfare queen who doesn't do anything when he does and the welfare he does get is limited only to raising his children which is a job in itself on top of the other shit he does. Just because he doesn't have some 9 to 5 cubicle deskjob doesn't mean he isn't working.

>>36804572
It goes towards raising the future generations of France. That's already a better use of money than giving autists neetbux.

>>36804552
It's existed as long as humans have.

Porn is definitely the bigger problem, most of the problems with modern men and women started around the time porn became mainstream.

>inb4 muh correlation =/= causation
Obviously it's not the only problem.

>>36804602
Fair point. Maybe Varg sells his mouth on the street in order to supplement his government dosh. We'll likely never know.

I've been edging for the past like, 4 hours. I really wanna cum but I'm too scared of making a mess.

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>>36801181

>tfw I tried but my dick didn't work

>>36801181
>You have not masturbated today

Of course not, Varg.
I am saving my seed for your daughter on our wedding night.

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>>36805754
mah nigga
>swn light you on fire

>>36801181
im gonna fap off to varg how do you like that?

>>36801181
I mean so far no I haven't, so yay me I guess. But I woke up at 11am, went to the gym, ate, immediately went to work then got home and will probably get bored and snap at some point.

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I did attempt to masturbate today, but I couldn't orgasm. I gave up in frustration. I hate being a mutilated cutfag.

Fucking kikes, fucking ignorant American "culture".

I didn't and I'm very happy.

Started this 3 days ago.
To be honest, all it took was finding something to occupy my time. (something that's not filled with porn, like 4chan)

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I haven't fapped since Sunday. But today I rubbed my dick until precum to a big-tittied camwhore, and then I stopped before it got out of hand.

If only I'd seen this thread earlier. The dream for me is dead boys. Might as well ruin myself.

I went nofap for eight days a while ago, didn't feel a lot of change. Going to try for at least two weeks starting tomorrow.

>>36801181
Not yet you mean.

been fapping like a fucking teenager lately don't know why
it's pretty degenerate and I have no energy now

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>>36801181
No I masturbated at least 2 times today.

I don't have internet history of the last fap because it was in my downloads folder, but here's one of the pictures I fapped to!

>>36801181
Jokes on you! I always have a morning fap followed by some depression and suicidal thoughts

get rekt chump

>masturbating
>trying not to cum
>fail, but don't feel anything good or bad
>don't feel tired
>only my dick is tired
If this is anything its proof of separation of mind and body
Why? I want to keep going? Now I'm just pissed because of my 10 minute refractory period. I can jerk off 6 times in one day, but I can't get hard in less than 10 minutes? Fuck this, I didn't even really ejaculate

>>36802370
>The religion of weakness is why Rome fell.
That's right! That's why we need to band together instead and bring in more immigrants to save the community from religions! If you get all the religions in one place they eventually kill each other, it's simple science

>>36803125
>Miscegenation
kys yourself retard

>>36801181
i don't even like metal you faggot, i just drop your name whenever someone asks me about it

>>36807163

This is going to be a good fap, I can tell already.

>>36801181
In what video does varg ever mention masturbation?

>>36801181
I haven't yet
Don't get your hopes up varg