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monitoring thread

this could go many ways

What's with Americans and kicking people out of the house? I know this guy who know this girl who lives in the USA and her parents kicked her out at 18, what the fuck? Do they just not care about their child? Why?

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>she moves from friends houses to another everynow and then
>dont know how to help her
>parents hate her and don't want me to stick around her too much
>beta mama's boy bows down and gf time is reduced
>years back they bothered me to go outside everyday
>now almost forced home on a daily basis
>practically lost contact with all friends i met from being forced shut-in
>college starts
>have hard time keeping up with classes
>only gf in mind
>starts skipping classes to spend more time with her
>failling classes
>skip a whole semester to hang with gf
>gf gets pissy and wants me to elope
>nointernetifyouelope
>fuck no
>get in fights on a weekly basis about parents
>time passes, fights happen on a daily basis
>im not noticing but this is physically and mentally wearing me down
>last fight we had, bystanders almost called the police on me because i was pushing her away from my bicycle
>parents have had it
>force me on a plane to france for the summer
>gf throws a fit like never before but never heard it
>we eventually break up without really saying it while in france
>backtorobothood.fuck

more cont.

the longer unemployed you are, the slimmer your chances are.

i am three years unemployed, and it's incredibly difficult

i think research shows the real harm is done in the first six months and then there isn't too much difference after, just a very slight downgrade over time

essentially, you are already past the point of being kinda fucked, so you are going to have to put a lot of effort in

>>37041851
in a similar position but more like 4 years. I have had some part time side jobs for family and friends that didn't last that long. Should I just try for bottom of the barrel positions now ?

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>>37041473
What do you think, anon?

>tfw 5'9''

I mean yeah it's real. women love feeling small.

>>37041473
i'm 5'7" and i've never tried dating, but even ugly tallfags will awe women with their height

when you're this short, women immediately (subconsciously, most of the time) scratch your name off their "potential partners" list inside their heads

Every single morning immediately after waking up, I have to sing the song to 101 Dalmatians. I don't know why. I have done this since I was 7

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>enjoy pooping
>rubbing my skin to get rid of a sensation if i felt something off.
>i sit with my kness to my chest and feet on ground
>masturbate to people ik and use audio porn and weed to simmulate the actual sensation.
>I cry when ever I listen to USSR anthem.
>buy propaganda posters and flags
I'm nothing special

>>37041394

Somethings similar, I take comfort in rituals. Although I no longer consider myself as Christian, and haven't for a long time, I still say this prayer I was taught as a child before bed:

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my soul to keep;
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my soul to take

And then a brief prayer about whatever. Even if no one is really listening, it's oddly comforting.

>>37041364
There's a point where women give in and start enjoying rape only because it's natural. That's why they get so fucked up over it. Because they actually enjoyed the pleasure.

Female orgasm does not exist.

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I guess it is related to this thread, but is it a crime to make people happy against their will?

Like, if there was a drug that made people happy and had no side effects, would it be illegal to give it to someone against their will?

Go work on solving your problems instead of scapegoating dear! >>>/adv/ :)

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Don't be a fag, op

it's a very selfish mindset that they have, basically "i've got mine so i don't care about anyone else"

they have no empathy or compassion because it's literally not their problem

there's no base of experience for them to relate to the less fortunate so they just plain don't think about it

Name 5 reasons why you hate them

This ain't twitter, Don.

>>37041229
We only require one anon
>they exist

> pre-emptively genocide white people
how is that even supposed work? Its not like minority groups have a solid history of genociding politically dominant majorities.

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Once whites have been exterminated and politically disenfranchised through forced immigration and institutional discrimination, and when Arabs have been bombed into submission, the jewluminati is coming for your people, too. Make no mistake.

Remember: the Nazis would have given you food, shelter, water, jobs, and safety. The Jew World Order will give you none of that. We won't even be allowed to have our own minds.

>>37040888
>white people
>majority

haaaaaaaaa wagecuck(old)
better hit the newspapers for new job openings lol

>>37040809
Yeah anon, shit like this happens a lot no matter what field you go into.
I'm working to be self-employed so I never have to deal with the same shit you have ever again. I sat there and dealt with your exact situation at a different job for about 3 years before I fucking gave up

Mr. Goldstein doesn't care about you he cares about (((diversity requirements))) so he can get government contracts

I just want to hit my head on a wall until I'm fixed.

How are you nick?

>>37040794

Not too bad right now.

How's your drawing going? Show me some!

>>37040799
drawing goes like always
as in it makes me want to kill myself
remember that guy that offered me his help?
I just found out that he's 18, and this only makes me feel worse, then I found out that my friends talk to each other, which is normal,
but then why the fuck no one talks to me they are my friends but I still feel so far from them and alone

and sorry but I won't show anything

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>>37040704
I want to marry and impregnate a fembot, then kiss the back of her head and caress her swollen belly while she cooks for us!
pic not related

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>>37040704
I like the traditional gender roles as they are implemented by the Mosus in China. I'd try that way of living.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2010/dec/19/china-mosuo-tribe-matriarchy

>>37040760
Same, shame I'll never find a virgin bride.

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Gentle reminder that pedophilia is a choice.

The only thing that you would deserve to die for is child molestation, not your thoughts and masturbation though. You should however seek ways to completely stop doing the latter (masturbating to kids) because it's what has fully enabled your pedophilia. All men are somewhat pedophilic to varying degrees as all studies have shown but only a few, like you, have actually embraced pedophilia. It could be the result of childhood molestation in order to cope with/prevent trauma or simply the result of teenage hypersexuality which has led to this specific sexual perversion. No one is born a pedophile, stop repeating this lie, there are no "pedophile babies" or "pedophile toddlers", you simply become one through experiences. All healthy humans should naturally develop a sexual attraction to non-prepubescent humans of the opposite gender, anything else is a failure of this natural development.

As long as you don't attempt to rationalize child molestation, realize the corruption of children is wrong and don't plan to engage in it, you should not hate yourself, feel like a bad person nor listen to the evil hysterical witch-hunters who'd like to torture you for having wrong thoughts. Just understand that those thoughts can be curbed, all you need is will and so I cannot hate you for being too weak to overcome your lust while not hurting anyone.

Keep in mind that the first step is very simpIe, as I said: stop masturbating to kids (whether it's 3D or 2D)

This is the only way you can truly help yourself and until you've tried that with persistence, you cannot say "I've tried", if you've tried and failed, try again until you stop completely (masturbating to kids) but never give up, that is, if you really want to stop having a pedophilic sexuality.

I wish you the best of luck.

>>37040500
>Entrapment!
Sue the kids parents for letting him browse in this shit hole unsupervised

>>37040543
I only fap to 2D so whatever i do doesn't have any effect in real world, "Look that sick fuck is fapping to pixels, get him!" funny times

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>>37040587
>I only fap to drawings of children
It's still pedophilia.
>"Look that sick fuck is fapping to pixels, get him!"
Did you even read my post?

>>37040487
Maybe a few decades ago, it's impossible in this day in age with technology. Alcohol is the only way, unless you're a retard

I don't think it would be enjoyable. Too much squirming around. Plus they'll try to get up and end up snapping your cock down the middle.

>>37040487
It's a good thing we have federal law enforcement to deter such horrible things from happening. I thank you for your service in protecting America.

It's le funny

>>37040425
I tried to banter back at them that one of my hobbies is watching hulu because it's the superior streaming service. I just got the
>uh, okay anon, haha
shit

>>37040408
meanwhile 99% of this board consider video games a hobby

Link? It better be somewhat hot.

>>37040427
nah it's actually pretty shit, don't know why it was uploaded

just want to mention my accomplishment

>>37040390
>imypling i dont filter out "western," "furry," and similar trash