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>asking them permission like some kind of autist
What the fuck, that's such a bizarre thing to say, what reaction were you honestly expecting? You don't need to ask, just send the damn friend request you fucking retardo.

>>37158525
>hey dude i sent you a friend request
that's all you had do and say retard

>>37158525
I know your pain. At least you have enough courage to keep mic on, I'm still getting to that point.

>>37158333
Also check em cunts

Some kind of better world
Or Cyberpunk Dystopia
Everything else would suck desu

>>37158333
You become a Japanese high school student in your favorite anime world and everyone who ever wronged you suffers in hellfire for eternity.

If there's nothing better why the hell not maybe you'll make some connections, maybe you can get free food, a girl or more pay because of the commute, idk man it's not a lot of money but it's something

>>37158324
I don't know man I live in a small town and it's the same thing here. You have to drive 20-30 minutes one way for a part time minimum wage job. Going 60 mph.

But I don't have it hard right. 20 minutes doesn't sound too bad for full time tho but 4 hours a day no it's stupid.

No, it's not

You're literally working for gas money

>>37158208
What is this but why do we care? I'm not giving you views without foreknowledge

>>37158289
It's a video telling us what is going to be leaked on the 23rd. Anyone that is an Elliot fan will care.

>>37158208
So you will be posting the stuff here and on your channel?

>>37158125
Shut the fuck up you pedophile

Society is full of feminists and manginas.

>>37158234
This, Western Civilization will fail because of inconsistent morality.

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Wage-slavery is a system, Anon. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be NEETs. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on wage-slavery, that they will fight to protect it.

Both welfare and the wage system should be abolished. Abolishing the latter is more important than abolishing the former, but really they go hand in hand.

Neither wagies nor NEETs should exist.

Both are symptoms of our defective society.

>>37158067

Also I disagree with the idea that someone who educates himself is a NEET.

Self-education is often BETTER than the """""education""""" you get in school, which is mostly bullshit once you get beyond the basics like reading and basic math.

I'd fuck
Originolli

>>37157738
practice gf lad,
plus you could get her to eat healthy or go to the gym.

although the latter might end up with her leaving you as her value would have increased

>>37157738

you should probebly have a go. With the self-esteem provided with having a bloke on the go, she might cut down on the eating and BAM- QT fembot thats obsessed with you. Play the game bro, you may well win

It means you are doing it right, so of course they hate it.

>>37157509
>>it means they're not Chad!

But that's totally the case. If girls call you those things, then it's not because you're doing something wrong, it's because you're not the right person.

>>37157580
This, you have to catch the undertones.

She's not upset you're that way, she's upset that you're not the guy she wants to fuck whose like that. Women don't give a shit that you're a pig unless you're a pig she doesn't wanna fuck.

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Supremely rare 1

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Supremely rare 2

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Supremely rare 3

>don't own a cellphone
>paranoid of going out of house in case someone calls me for a job interview

If you are over the age of 18, then you don't need to take driving lessons. You can just go there and take the test. Just practice a bit on Gran Autismo 6, and ask someone for a car.

Done.

>>37157405
Idk how it works in your country, but what people do here is buy or rent small scooters until they can graduate to a car.

Fucking sucked though, being exposed to the elements and having tiny wheels with tiny brakes is more dangerous than you realise.

>>37157216
I lost hope for them after the 20 videos about youtube dying and we need your help because we aren't making money anymore. then they take a vacation to Sweden. I will no longer be jebaited.

They're pretty good. Almost all of YouTube is garbage but they manage to stay in the top .0001% most of the time.

Always complaining about YouTube drama for click bait. Fucking greedy no talent

I twisted a kid's nipples one too many times in middle school, and he kicked me to the floor.

I learned my lesson that day.

>>37157197
I used to throw shit at people from out of my car windows with my friends and blow up mailboxes. Shit was fun, and you can't get sued for it unless you're stupid enough to get caught. That's what dark, remote roads on the outskirts of city are for.

>>37157197
lots of fights
just stiches and dislocated joints (fingers mostly)
you can take much more than you can imagine...

Rape, somonophilia, horse dick, bestiality, raceplay, light bondage, deepthroat, ntr (because I steal gfs like a motherfucker) random party room fun times that someone walks in and becomes a part of.

Trains are nice too.

Just along that general line of thinking multiplied by how long I'm fapping.

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>Underage girls
>Underage girls' panties
>Underage girl upskirt
>Cocks
>Horse cocks
>Diapers (no scat)

>first two posts both mention horse cocks
wew lad

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You can never be guaranteed of your desires, either the receiving of them or the genuinely wanting for them.
Do you recall how all your forcible lusts satisfied you little when finally you acquired them - and perhaps they immediately juked around you to rest upon another mirage?
I posit there is a pocket secretly tucked within you that contains your "Destiny Compass" and it has cleverly guided you to your true heart cathedral.
Here we are then. Do you know what this means?

Secretly you love the 4chan posting hinterlands greatest of all.
And paradise is yours at this instant.

>>37156704
when one desires nothing his suffering ends. stop caring about other people, if you don't you just end up sad like everyone else on this board

then again, I am schizoid so maybe that's just me

Would someone who feels like you've known them that long work? I've met people where out of nowhere you just feel a very strong bond and just click with them, and realistically it isn't too hard to explain each other's lives and know the story. In some senses I think that even might be rewarding, because there's a sense of finding that person.

This is true about a lot of aspects of this board. They hate anything they're bitter that they can't have. That includes women.

>>37156651
I did genuinely try asshole. I've tried every goddamn year. And you know what happens? The people I try to hang out with who party never invite me back. There's no point in trying to brute force a life style if it doesn't fit your personality.

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lmao i love fun. fun is the best. i like it when everything is fun. just fun me up famalampai.

a moment can last forever