>Meet a cute girl on r9k >talk to her regularly, slowly

I'd fuck
Originolli

>>37157738
practice gf lad,
plus you could get her to eat healthy or go to the gym.

although the latter might end up with her leaving you as her value would have increased

>>37157738

you should probebly have a go. With the self-esteem provided with having a bloke on the go, she might cut down on the eating and BAM- QT fembot thats obsessed with you. Play the game bro, you may well win

>>37157738
She looks like she is chubby cute, hard to tell from a profile.

>>37157738


HEY LADY IN THE PIC
fuck that guy. if you live in the state of georgia and need dinner and a good bone just hit me up

>he thinks he could do better

She can just go to a bar and get smashed by a drunk Chad who just wants to fuck a hole, you're gonna have to settle for masturbation or a prostitute.

She's not even ugly she just needs to lose weight. Don't be such a nigger, OP

>>37157738
exactly what kind of female do you think receeds to the point that they post on r9k, and regularly?

>>37157738
Well anon what picture did you send her mate, we're waiting

>>37157738
Fat
Ugly
Has a cat

Stay the fuck away man shes crazier then shit

>>37157783
>>37157770
>>37157786
>>37157794
>>37157811

She's also completely, 100% asexual. We've talked about it for weeks. She isn't okay with physical contact of any kind.

Literally a waste of my fucking time.

>>37157738
1, Don't you think it was mean to post her picture, without her permission, in a board you know she browses?
2. If you are attractive, why are you looking for a girlfriend in r9k? If you aren't, why do you care you don't find her attractive?
3. That cat looks cool and I'd date her solely so I can make that cat mine and eventually steal it.

>>37157738
>calls her cute
>hangs out
but then you only got pictures AFTER? I'm confused.

>>37157738
I would LTR her

>>37157738
I met a girl on r9k like this and she wanted nothing to do with me. She wouldn't even let me have her skype or anything.

>>37157842
Why was she even interested in you then?

she is wearing mens carpenter jeans??


what did you expect mate

>>37157842

im convinced you are probably down on the same level she is if you actually talked to her that much

>>37157891

I don't know, we've talked about it at length and I just stopped caring so I don't pursue it anymore.

She insists that she can love someone and be in a relationship with them without ever touching, kissing, or sleeping with them, or being touched inappropriately by them. She's pretty autistic. I told her that's not a relationship, that's just being friends. She insists that somehow that isn't the case, make of that what you will.

I don't understand it myself.

Any other pics of her anon?

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>>37157738
This is why you autists dont have girlfriends. God forbid you ugly assholes don't try for someone on your own level. A girl who's even willing to browse this board is fucked up mentally or actually feels sorry for you all.

>>37157738
>>37157842
It wasnt funny yesterday and it isn't funny today

Post yourself with a time stamp, fgt

>>37157952

I'm a 5 at worst just by being a 5'10 male at a healthy weight with no deformities.

>>37157738
wow dude, why dont you post your photo mr Adonis.

>>37157794
She looks like an ogre, brah.

>post to r9k
>has standards
Just who do you think you are? She's fat but not that bad looking
You're crazy if you think someone better looking will take interest in you so you should hit her up

>>37157997
Well why dont you let us be the judge of that then anon? Insecure about your looks mate?

>>37157842

Honestly your fault for having stupidly high standards when you're on fucking /r9k/ of all places. How could you have not read the signs and fucked off if you've talked with her for weeks? You're not only a retard but also damned despicable for airing out her dirty laundry. A robot's worst fear is being humiliated by a group of women for their own faults. So what are you doing here exactly? It's just mean spirited. No wonder you're a loser m8. You deserve to be alone.

>>37157997
Doubt it, Post a pic then

>>37157811
Yeah, take her and both of you get the fuck out of my state.

Good job OP, you get to be a secret faggot for a little while longer.

>>37157738
Cute but really needs to lose weight.
That's arthritis at 40 levels of tub.
>>37157963
Oh no, it's retarded.

Looks like you found a fat friend.

>>37158032

I've had sex with two 10/10 girls in my life. I'd rather be single and sexless for the rest of my life than stoop to that level.

>>37158048

Yes, I am insecure about my looks. I'm not a handsome looking guy, am I several levels above the girl in the OP? Yes.

She looks like she reeks

Move along OP

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>>37157844
do you realy think any of this happened, anon?

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>>37158071
>I've had sex with two 10/10 girls in my life.
suuuure, a millionaire or chad posts on this site, alright

>>37157738
i'll take her op leave her info

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>>37157992
Found bottom lefts brother.

>>37157738
>>Meet a cute girl on r9k


How the fuck did you know she's cute when you haven't seen her?

>>37157842
yeah if she is asexual then dont even bother. You're young and want your penis touched it is not going to work.

>>37157834
Shes not ugly her face is fine. It just looks bad because of the fat.

>>37158128

i seriously pity people who are a decade late on board culture and then dreg it up like /b/ is still a thing

>>37157738
>Meet cute girl
>Exchange pictures

You can't know she's cute before you traded pics you dumb fuck

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>>37157738
>meet cute girl
>we hung out
>I just found what she looked like after she sent me this pic

>>37158212
Cuteness is not only physical... you vapid, superficial, ignorant and arrogant anon.

>>37158183

I'm 23.

>>37158212

Oops.

>>37158071
Post pics then if you're so secure quit being a bitch op

>>37158201
I seriously pity people who judge others on reaction pics. Stay mad, senpai.

>>37158233
>adjective
>1Attractive in a pretty or endearing way.
>she had a cute little nose

you are the definition of a retard

>>37158232

We made plans to hang out, we've never actually met irl. She was waiting for me at the mall and I was playing a video game and didn't feel like stopping, so I just blocked her and I'm never going to have any contact with her again because she started to become really obnoxious.

I wonder how long she waited at the mall before she realized what had happened kek

>>37158233
t.tranny

fucking faggola

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>>37158233
That's not even me replying to you, just so you see how degenerate you are.

So you met her


So you know she browses this hellhole and then you post her picture here?

What kind of a dumb cunt are you?

>>37157738
i would have hung out with her, and if she felt like her asexuality was a meme i would fug her and even gf her (I can't date people who won't have sex)

she's just fat and doesn't know how to dress, but she's pretty cute, so nothing that can't be fixed honestly

she's cute but really needs to lose weight. and a nicer haircut

>>37158233
"cuteness" in that respect is easily made up and artificial with enough practice. unlike real life, you can type out any persona you want

>>37158269
Did you even read what you quote.
>Attractive in a pretty OR endearing way.
You can be cute by the way you behave, you mentally challenged reprobate.
>>37158279
I'm a heterosexual male who reports every thread that should be in /lgbt/.
>>37158291
You're the only degenerate in this thread, not counting OP and the mootposter.

>>37158363
Is it like a Turing test?

>not even ugly ass perma virgin neckcbeards want to date a fat chick
>somehow females are playing on easy mode

>>37158233
When you say a cute girl that is not what I imagine

There was just a thread like this

>>37158452
There's a thread like this in every hour.

>>37158452

Yeah I think these threads are just made by some normie who wants people to think most people here would turn down girls who aren't the most attractive things in the world to show how hypocritical they hypothetically are.

>>37158239
yes 23 is young. Don't date asexuals. It will only frustrate you.

>>37158507
it is more likely some autist doing it for edgy keks

>>37158428
It's not linear, stupid. There's like a level that nobody wants but once you get above the 3/10 threshold your prospects go up exponentially. With men that threshold is more like the 8/10 mark.

>>37158428

I'm not an ugly ass permanent virgin. I've fucked eight different women and as I said earlier, two of them were basically perfect models.

And most of the thread is shitting on me and saying they would date her or hang out with her. Try harder to find fuel for your false narrative roastie. Drop your Skype right now if you want a boyfriend, there's at least ten chubby chasers in this thread.

>>37158410
no. that would imply intelligence. women only have primal cunning for trapping you

>>37158428
Both of these are true because females won't even touch a dyel unless he rolled a 20 charisma in character generation, meanwhile most girls simply have to not eat 4000kcal a day with a sedentary lifestyle to be at least somewhat attractive to non-chads.

>>37158550
>I'm not an ugly ass permanent virgin. I've fucked eight different women and as I said earlier, two of them were basically perfect models.
Post your pic with a timestamp

>>37158507

I don't think most of the people on this board are hypocritical. The fat ugly neckbeards know who they are and for the most part know their place. What pisses me off is when I see an average height, average build guy with a full time job who's a 22 year old virgin. Even though he's an average respectable dude girls only want Chad so his only options are to settle for obese retarded cheating roasties IF HES LUCKY otherwise he is an incel.

Tons of average men find themselves in that position while as a female you can literally be fat and autistic and have a boyfriend at any time. This thread certainly proves there are plenty of guys who would be with a fat girl who quite clearly makes absolutely no effort to be attractive to the opposite sex.

>>37158550
then what are you complaining about ? go fish on tinder instead of /r9k/

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>>37157738
>that cat
also you can see her nipple through her jacket

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>>37157738
OP is female and this story is fake and she is trying to bully another female out of their common online social circle through spreading fake rumors via this thread.

>>37158751
>nipple
Hanging down where her belly button should be, yeah.

>>37157738
I'll take her then, give me her a/s/l/contact please.

Well now you guys know how attractive women feel about you.

Why would they want to be seen out in public with any of you? Lol

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>>37157997

>5'10

Asexual fatty is the best you can hope for, manlet.

>>37158765
There is something broken inside of women, i almost feel bad for them

>>37157842
She's not asexual. Asexuality doesn't exist unless she is missing a chunk of her brain. It's hard wired in her brain, every human brain. She just knows she is fat and is being protective by saying she is asexual.

>>37158835
how can a tripfag be so right. jesus boys, get it together.

>>37158888
witnessed
praise kek
oregano

>>37158888

Except that the meeting never happened. Same thread last night different photo of the girl.

37157738
37157738
37157738
37157738
37157738
WHY ARE YOU NIGGERS REPLYING TO HIM ITS THE THIRD TIME ALREADY THAT HE MADE THIS THREAD
FUCKING STOP YOU FAGGOT

>>37159178
Sorry, I just wanted the chubby qt for myself :(

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>tfw get dropped every time I send a girl I'm talking to online a pic

>>37158867
There truly is. In the cases where they aren't a weak mess that is unable to stand up for themselves, they are generally deranged in some other belligerent, manipulative form that has total disregard for the wellbeing of others.

Why are there so many white knights in here?

>>37157783

Practice gf's should at least be thin and homely looking. Dating landwhales can only hurt a man's sexual confidence

>>37157738
It all depends on her personality
If she's a lame sjw with no sense of humor she's a 0/10
If she's a funny girl who likes cool shit like anime and vidya and is chill she could easily be a 6-7/10

>>37157917
HAHAHAHA idk why i lef so hard at dis

>>37157738
Why not fuck her? You're a virgin with 0 experience. You have to start somewhere dumbass.

>>37157738

>End up hanging out for hours every single night, even start to get flirty


LMAOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHHA LMAOO A;SLDKFJ;ALSDKJF AHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCKKKKK ROFLLLL

YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MET HER YET AND YOU THINK "hanging out" or "flirty" on the internet occurs? holy fuck GET A GRIP

LEARN 2 REALITY

>*cybers on the internet once*
>*has lost virginity*
guys it was all about to happen. i did it


LMAOOO YOU'RE FUCKING PATHETIC YOU STUPID WIPE

>>37157992

Dat chin, tho...

>>37157738
>NO FUCKING WAY DO I WANT TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH THIS
We haven't seen your picture yet.
It might be an improvement.

>>37157738
>End up hanging out for hours every single night
>never knew what she looked like
wtf little confused desu how are you hanging out without meeting?

>get r9k gf
>she's actually thin and cute
>euro too
>has vagina disease
>can never have sex
>can't give blowjobs
>cant do anal
>ask her how we're supposed to ever be intimate
>make a joke that even after getting a gf, I'll die a virgin
>she blocks me
welp, onto the next one

>>37157997
>no deformities
>5'10"
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

I would date her.
We could encourage each other to better ourselves.
Having somebody there for you goes a long way.

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>>37157738
It's a little hard to tell from a side profile, but I bet she'd look average with a little bit of makeup, especially if she managed to lose some weight.

But this thread is just bait to scare off fembots from contacting robots, which is basically shooting ourselves in our collective foot, so fuck off.