Mocha#0537
Talk to me on discord
>>37274894
l don't talk to mentally ill transgemdered
added you but you havent accepted.
dafsdfs
>>37274894
Tell me what you have to offer and I'll add you
>be me
>skinnyfag
>always get along really well with chads
>never with stacies, can barely get laid
>socially retarded but somehow extroverted
>cleaning out dorms towards the end of the semester today
>notice all my drugs and alcohol are missing
>figure I must've packed it away
>come back from dinner today
>get a text from one telling me to meet him in the lounge
>circle of chad friends that have always felt bad for me staged an intervention
>asked me about why I consume these substances
>decided to be 100% honest with them
>talk about how high school rejection destroyed my self confidence
>never had a close relationship with my parents
>their divorce in high school practically destroyed my relationship with them
>they're all really supportive
>go for a walk on campus with my roommate (the guy who found my stuff and told other people)
>he tells me to contact him whenever I need anything
>I've helped him with internships and coursework for the past two semesters so I guess we're even
>go for a smoke as I look at the night lights
I don't know what to feel
>>37274601
Them Melancholy feels.
Sounds like you got some people who genuinely care for you. It can be a weird feeling having an environment completely different than what you're used to.
Don't push them away, be thankful and try to be there for them as they have for you.
>inb4 normans roooo
What confuses you? You have people that care about you. If they are doing out of gratitude or pitty doesn't change the fact they are being considerate towards you.
>can barely get laid
Also, not a robot.
>>37274719
They do care for me, it's just hard since I already have a reputation going as an autist among most of the gils on my campus.
Also for more feels
>met a girl who was really into me
>never capitalized on it and she just lost interest
>told her everything one night about how depressed i am
>we become really close friends, but I lost any ability to hook up with her
>several months later
>yesterday
>we hang out and she sits close to me
>put my arm around her to make her more comfortable and ask her twice if she's fine with it to make sure it's not weird
>she eventually pulls back and just stares off into the distance for a solid minute
>ask her what she's thinking about
>"Anon, have you ever had a feeling where there's someone you like, but you'd never be with them because of what other people would think?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"Anon, it's just that like you're a good person, but we could never be together because of what other people would think. I like you and you're a gem, but other people would think otherwise."
>"Are you saying I'm you're out of my league."
>"Yes."
>A bit more banter on that until I decide to finally get up
>"Anon where are you going"
>"I'm leaving"
>"Anon please you're my best friend"
>"That was really hurtful for you to say that"
>go back and forth a bit
>Just go downstairs in silence
>walk away from each other
>talk that evening and make up
>blocked her this evening
Have you ever thought to yourself that all of this is REAL
That things HAPPEN
There are things that you don't have but you COULD have if you just born in to it
Like it ACTUALLY COULD have happened
I think the closest feeling to what I'm talking about is a gamble
Let's say you could be given a coin toss, heads and you get whatever you want
Tails and you get nothing
You get tails but you forever know that it COULD have been different
>>37274572
No I try not to dwell on things, theres no point.
you only have 1 life if you got handed a shit deal get over it
>>37274572
but who cares since we'll all be dead and lose everything anyway?
idk, i have derealization really fucking bad so i don't care because nothing really feels real. fugg it
I wish I was born to a rich family. Living is actually pretty cheap if you live like a minimalist. I would only need to convince my parents to give me 200k and I could live from stock earnings for the rest of my live.
Why are so many white men having black babies lately? Anyone else notice this? *thinks*
>>37274494
kid looks wyte as fuck desu
>WMBF makes Eminem
>>37274512
Hang yourself spear chucker.
how does a fembot meet guys in real life? i mean for a good long-term relationship, not hookups.
>>37274396
look cute in the library or coffee shoppe
>>37274416
does this actually work? in libraries everyone is quiet, and in coffee shops people seem too busy
maybe im just not cute enough
Translation: how do I hook my claws into a beta schlub while I cuckold him with Chad behind his back
Nice try roastie.
Is Crowder right? What is peak performance?
Peak performance is achieved through a grueling regimene of intense training and exercise. Only the strongest of beings can withstand what is required to attain peak performance.
>>37274224
>tfw currently that but always exhausted and out of breath and feel fat. just want to know what being under 200lbs feels like
>>37274224
Fedor is pretty based but Karelin is true peak performance
HHAHAHAHAHAHA
(breathes in)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>37274121
is this supposed to be funny?
a fucking spic can get a gf and you are not
reeeee
>>37274121
i remember when i had a DUI and had to go to AA classes, there was one speaker who was mexican and he married a white woman and he said the proudest moment of his life was when his son came out with blonde hair and bright blue eyes
he said, no joke, something along the lines of 'I WAS LIKE RAFIKI HOLDING HIM UP FOR THE ANIMAL KINGDOM TO SEE IN THE LION KING'
I had a serious internal chuckle.
>>37274121
Pedro finally got his gringa.
whatcha doin tonight
>>37274014
masturbating and vidya
I'm listening to yt. My playlist went somewhere unfamiliar
>>37274014
Watching King of the Hill
where do you land on the political spectrum, robots?
pic related
>>37273907
liberal detected
>>37273907
>>37274027
FUCKING LIBERALS FUCK OFF MY CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD
>>37274075
>>37274027
>>37273907
The state can't redistribute gfs.
Who here is over 25, and a kissless/hugless virgin?
I don't know what to do anymore, I haven't the slightest clue where to find a gf..............
27 here. The only women that are available around here are niggers, obese women, and single mothers. I would rather remain a kissless virgin.
>>37273814
And so you shall.
34 here. It gets better. I bought a Japanese sex robot for 10k I eat with her and watch Netflix. I even have a voice program with over 40 hours of voice dialogue I wrote. She's good but she just doesn't help me around the house hahahaha I love you chels
I proposed to her a few months ago thinking about sealing the deal in Niagara falls
>be me
>be big guy
>struggle with body weight since i was 12
>be 24 now
>have tried numerous diets and exercise routines but still big
>parents chip in lots of money to give me sleeve surgery, 5 day wk personal trainer/dietician, with a psychiatrist
>tfw finally going to make it
wish me luck bros! Pic related
Should have just gotten your hands one some DNP
maybe amphetamines if you want to also not be useless
>>37273705
>DNP
whats that?
>amphetamines
illegal here without a prescription and i have never wanted to starve myself since everyone everywhere says its the wrong way to lose weight
>>37273691
>>struggle with body weight since i was 12
stop eating so much.
You eat food as a comforting thing. Seriously, I did the same thing. You don't need surgery, a personal assistant to tell you to stop eating, or a (((psychiatrist))), you just need willpower and to stop eating so much.
I got to 240lbs, realized I didn't fit any of my clothes and told myself I wanted to lose weight. I dropped soda, alcohol, and factually counted calories and kept myself under 1500 per day. After 3 months I was under 200lbs while maintaining a sedentary lifestyle.
Its not a matter of genetics, or monsanto, or whatever, its you. Most people do not want to hera that, but its simply true. Count the calories, get it to the ~1500 per day mark, and you will lose weight unless you're a midget. Still not losing weight? reduce the calorie count by 15% per week until you do lose weight.
It is much easier to lose weight than it is to gain weight. You'll be hungry all the fuckin time, bored, and finding how much you miss food. You can do it. I did it. Millions of others have done it. Turn that friend (food) into your enemy, and turn it away.
>tfw I key'd a random Subaru WRX parked near the local supermarket
a thrill like no other
If true you need to kys you fucking literal nigger
Somebody worked really hard to have that car, and they really enjoy it. You could have something like that too if you weren't a garbage human being with no empathy or self awareness.
>>37273538
>>37273586
Normies spotted.
And how about it was some roastie dumb bitch's car that she got from sucking the cash out of some beta fuck? What if it was a drug dealer's car who he bought by selling poor quality weed mixed with bleach?
Besides, it's so damn, devilish you can't help but respect the absolute madman.
Do you think your parents or peers failed to reinforce your confidence so that your height, weight, size, looks didn't bother you so much. If I get to instill one thing into my son I want it to be the way I view myself.
Actually, quite the opposite! My parents always comforted me about my body, and now I have problems with weight and bad eating habits, as well as some posture problems.
>>37273465
Not problems but self conscious issues. Like just general feeling that you are worth less because of something you're born with.
>>37273411
No, they failed to teach me how to become the alpha male I needed to be.
I have as much confidence as I deserve to have as an inferior, physically and mentally underdeveloped male.
Get in here quick and claim your new Super Power!
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Wing_Manifestation
this is pretty fucking cool. edgy and useless though
>Party Inducement
I can force normies to party like Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. Only really useful in order to distract zombies so you can get back to searching bushes and cupboards for children.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Lordship
Oh shit son, guess who just became the new Devil ?
Instead of torturing people and shit though i'd just amass an army of every single serial killer, murderer, conqueror, etc. that has ever existed and been banished to hell so I could open up a portal to earth and take it over with my brainwashed murder-minions.
>I am the bad guy of the setting
What single thing made you the most uncomfortable during middle/high school?
For me it was anything to do with black history
School dances
>>37272837
constantly being "the one person" to never have their homework done on time. i don't understand how people can take full AP, get enough sleep to seem energetic, and have a social life.
>>37272861
It's because you had a hostile home environment so you couldn't focus on studying.