>tfw I key'd a random Subaru WRX parked near the local

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If true you need to kys you fucking literal nigger

Somebody worked really hard to have that car, and they really enjoy it. You could have something like that too if you weren't a garbage human being with no empathy or self awareness.

>>37273538
>>37273586
Normies spotted.
And how about it was some roastie dumb bitch's car that she got from sucking the cash out of some beta fuck? What if it was a drug dealer's car who he bought by selling poor quality weed mixed with bleach?
Besides, it's so damn, devilish you can't help but respect the absolute madman.

>>37273452
do the world a favor and key any X86 or BRZ you see.

>torque tip lmao

>>37273452
What.
An.
Absolute.
Freaking.
Madman.

You wouldn't key a police car, punk.

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>>37273679
You're right, but I did slash an ambulance's tires while the paramedics were eating lunch at Jack in the Box.

>>37273632
NAH fuck you. Wrx is an enthusiast car and is usually bought by adult men. Chances are it was just some regular guys car. It's not even develish. It's not creative or funny, it's just mean. I'm not usually the moral fag, but physical possessions are one of the only important things on this earth. You're just taking out your anger on random innocent normies. One day I'm gonna have money and buy a nice car, and if somebody keys it for no reason they are scum.

>>37273632
>dude antisocial behavior lmao
Your existence is abomination

>>37274059
>Innocent
>Normie
Pick one

>>37273632
You probably don't own a car, have never owned a car, and have no idea what a car is worth

Kys you busrider

>>37274059
>material possessions are important
I've become somewhat enlightened on this matter. Truly, the only things you NEED to live are as follows;
Food
Water
Air
Shelter/warmth

Secondary but almost as important is defense

Now, my main point is this; the basics are rather easy to achieve, and if you live in burgerland the last one is too. So, any expendable income I have largely goes to firearms/weapons/armor

Fancy (as in anything that costs over 5k) cars, large houses, partying, and other extreme materialism are very normie things. That's not to say I don't have other hobbies, but those are more intellectual than anything. I enjoy them, but it's not really a material pleasure.

This lifestyle does not attract normies and this is largely why I'm a khv. If I managed to get past my autism and ask a girl out, I just don't see how whore would be interested in a non motivated person like myself.

Just saying

>tfw the owner checks his dashcam and sees a neckbeard hamplanet running a key down his door

>tfw the supermarket cameras see what car he gets into and gets plate #

>tfw he gets reported and receives a visit from police after the owner presses vandalism and destruction of property charges

>tfw the owner wins and the beta is fined $8,000+

>tfw the owner fixes the key mark with $600 in body/paintwork and then dumps the rest into making the car faster/more aesthetic.

See you in court hamplanet.

TL;DR Fat retard goes broke/into debt after keying a car and posting about it on 4chan.

>>37274337
>normie getting hopeful
Haha, keep dreaming bud. D'you get a nice pay check last Friday?

>>37273452
>so jealous of other peoples fortune you have to damage their property to cope
Whatever floats your boat i suppose

>>37274059
How low this board has fallen fucking Christ

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>>37274337
>reddit spacing
>getting mad at mischief

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>>37273452
B-But Subaru has their own anime why would you bully their cars?
Us anime friends have to stick together OP.

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>>37275149
Fuck anime I only watch American cartoons.

Good on you OP. I've keyed a few expensive cars myself.

>>37273586
>worked

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>37275186
Mah nigga, I thought I was alone in that way.

>>37274059
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

back to redded my man

>>37273452
>being a nigger
I'll key your cornea

>>37274337

>tfw the supermarket cameras see what car he gets into and gets plate #

You know, that's the least likely event to habben, ever see how grainy the footage from those looks? It can't even tell one black man from another

>>37273452
Had that been my car I would have fucking ripped your head off bitch

>>37277036
I would bite you till you left me alone

>>37274059

>Wrx is an enthusiast car

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw I drive a wrx
i-i guess I don't belong here

>>37273659
Fuck you man, I like my 86.

>>37277489
No you don't now fuck off you cancerous normie. I've had just about enough of you fucks.

/b/ tier desu

Lmfao @ the butthurt normies

If you have a car you're a fucking normie and u deserve what u get.

>>37277547
THIS

I key almost 1 car a week, but usually the expensive Mercedes or BMW. I am not a monster.

>>37277516
>tfw no gf
>decent job so more monies for me
>spend $ on jap rice burner to fill the void in my life
y-you too

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>>37277620
I literally had my car keyed last week, I swear to god if it was one of you fat motherfuckers. I'll find you beta orbiters and once I do, oh god, It'll be so grand to see the expressions on your faces when you're confronted with reality. You can't close a thread, respond to bait or anything when the Police come barraging down your mother's door for vandalism.

I caught you. I caught you fucker. I have your ham planet ass on video, maybe you shouldn't have keyed my fucking car and this wouldn't have happened. It seems really foolish to enter an Apartment's parking lot on Upper West Side, we're not all poorfags here like your jealous ass is. Oh my god, It's going to be soooo good, I'm foaming just thinking about it.

See you in court fuckface.

>>37273452
Keying cars is an ultimate sin anon, i hope you get captured and force fed shit in a small cage

>>37273452
You'd better be able to fight for your virginity in county jail.

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=keyed+hummer+video&t=ffnt&atb=v62-4&ia=videos&iax=1&iai=1ehVmqo2Z-4

>>37277704
Bring it on, don't scream when I slice you

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nice

fuck normies and their normiemobiles

you should slash their tires next time

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>>37277704
>getting this mad over car
This is truly normie behavior. get trigrd you dumb cuck. You will never find me. I am no idiot and I know how to hide.

>>37273452
That was my car... and they had cameras you retard. The cops saw you with your stupid black hoodie and autism shoes faggot..

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The amount of rage frothing normies in this thread is amazing. Good job OP, you did the world a service.

this is why I only buy 10+ year old cars for cheap that I like driving but also don't really give a shit about - worshiping a dumb car like its a big deal is for asshats, I'd rather spend my $ on D&D miniatures

>tfw car is a shitbox
>it getting keyed wouldn't even make it look worse

I'm a serial keyer myself, but I only go after high end expensive cars. No dumpy looking hunks of metal. I consider myself a man of the people.

>>37274059
wrx is a bogan car, normally I'm against keying but go nuts on any wrx or evo you see

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>>37277704
It was me jap fag

>>37277987
Ahh a man with taste. I strictly key GTRs and Lexus F types

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>>37277832
>>37277860
>>37278065
>implyign
Thanks for the (You)s faggots