where do you land on the political spectrum, robots? pic related

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>>37273907
liberal detected

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>>37273907
>>37274027
FUCKING LIBERALS FUCK OFF MY CHRISTIAN IMAGE BOARD

>>37274075
>>37274027
>>37273907
The state can't redistribute gfs.

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>>37274111
not till AI takes off

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purple square is master race, only exception being ancaps

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Apparently I'm an AnCom.

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>>37273907
>>37274027
>>37274075
>>37274387
wew lad
originelli

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This entire thread is spooks.

>>37274513
maybe you're the spook, anon-kun

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You know, AnCaps aren't too bad. I fear them far less than I fear Tankies or Fashies.
Maybe a pan-anarchist alliance could work.

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Pretty centrist

>>37273907
give links OP

>>37274564
>Elon Musk buys up all the gfs
>then starts a business leasing out gfs
>you now have a gf as long as you make your payments on time

>>37274628
my bad m8, here ya go
https://www.politicalcompass.org
Just click take the test at the bottom of the page

>>37274652
>Fucking organizes and destroy Elon, killing him and liberating the girls
After the revolution their asses are grass. But in terms of taking down the state it is a worthy alliance.

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>>37274027
>>37274075
If you're not a liberal, you're a bad person.

Not even ironically, you're just a terrible fucking human being

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>>37273907
this is me
original

every time I take the test again I keep getting closer to ancom

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Classcucks out!!

>>37274756
That's an interesting placement anon

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Moderate lefty master race reporting in

>>37274727
thats pretty edgy m8

oregano sauce

>>37274771
Link for the stuff up top???

>>37274778
L I T T E R A L L Y
H I T L E R

>>37274727
>If you're not a liberal, you're a bad person.
Liberals should be shot and displayed.

Too many liberals.
Why don't you wish nihilistic misery and suffering on everyone?

>>37274800
The top is isidewith, but there's no Bernie anymore.
The bottom left charts are from filteries.

>>37274756
How the hell does authoritarian centrism work? You want to force everybody to do... nothing in particular?

>>37274868
>you want to force everybody to do...nothing in particular???
Kek I laughed a little at this

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>>37274844
blessed be the dubs that deliver information

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>>37274868
I shall force everyone to remain neutral

>>37274868
His placement is literal National Socialism.
So, whatever they were doing in Germany.

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>tfw you disagree with certain things but you want people to be more intelligent rather than the government enforcing a ban

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>>37274677
thanks

or1g1n4l

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>>37274960
Did you seriously download the Neutral alien guy from Futurama just to make fun of centralist on Imageboards?

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I just want to defeat the Jews

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Essentially the same result I got years ago.

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What does this even mean? I honestly have no clue.

>>37275119
That you are a normie and you wish we could all just get along

>>37275119
Center left basically means you don't care what people do with their free time and don't want corporations to run around unchecked.

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>>37275119
if you have to ask it means you dont know shit about politics.
read some books


>tfw i just wanna be rich and watch poor people sorta suffer

>>37275171
>tfw don't care about being rich but still don't care if there are people suffering
>>37274977

>>37275218
bro just because you want the general populace to be more intelligent, doesn't mean they will be.

im assuming youre the one that posted this >>37274977

which is confusing because you say you want people to be smart but dont care about their suffering

>>37275307
What is confusing about it? teach me senpai

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nazi fascist coming through

>>37275461
This is non ironically considered fascist these days

>>37274868
im a national socialist

oregana

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Debout les damnes de la terre,
Debout les forcats de la faim

daily reminder that Hitler was left wing

Just browsing to make sure there are no marxist scum here

>>37275495
>libertarian communism
truly a paradox in human form

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My compass (consider myself a centrist and not a of Democrat or Republican)

>>37275518
well you sure as shit missed all those greenies

>>37275495
>>37275531

Give me your money... pleaseee: The ideology

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>>37275503
Socialism vs Marxism

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>>37275531
>>37275547
Whatever, fags.

>>37275531
>not knowing libertarian was just a word red anarchists came up with in France to avoid censorship
>Giving greater weight to capitalists who are just edgy republicans that like weed and pedophilia

>>37275600
>trusting any (((gubermint))) with not being pedophiles

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>>37275545

Also took me forever to find this but this is my 8 values

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I don't like druggie normies or poor people.

Social liberalism.

>>37275807
>tradition over progress
I shiggy diggy

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Who is /thirdpositionist/ or Strasserist here?

>>37275870
I'm pro technological progress, but think traditional family values are good. No problem with LGBT either.

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Unironic fascist coming through

>>37275910
I think this too and it fucks up my chart
I think we should keep our culture and family values, but the site seems to think progress is letting Mohammed into the country

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Literally anywhere but blue or straddling blue/purple is mental retardation.
Any other system objectively does not work.

>>37275910
shiggy diggy retracted, carry on m8

>>37275981
democratic socialism can and has worked senpai

>>37274727
I think it's more nuanced than that. Conservatives are either:

1) bad people, like corrupt CEOs and /pol/tards

2) ignorant, e.g. the average poor Southerner

3) traditionalist, elderly, and formerly moderate, e.g. anyone who is old and was moderate when they were young, but the political landscape has shifted since then and they stick to their old values

>>37275968

"Progress" might be the wrong word (since it kind of sounds a bit moralistic), not sure what other term they should have used. Maybe "openness"?

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I don't have the chart anymore so I'll just post this instead.

>>37276034

Idk I think plenty of bad people and ignorant on all sides (look at abortion etc). I consider myself centrist and even socially conservative.

>>37276034
4) People who value their culture and past while still progressing and who value knowledge

>>37276034
All the above but I want all funs to be legal.

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>>37276034
You're gay. Go home. Lefties have low testerone hey hey.
>>37274727

You must have never read a nonfiction book senpai.

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I didn't ask for this gay shit

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Way less extreme than I expected. Just shows how wretched the world has become that my views are what are generally considered extreme far right by today's left.

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>>37275910
>>37275968
Strasserist/Authoritarian-Left anon again

This, although you shouldn't disregard the effects the technological system has on traditional family. With that being said, there is no way to rectify this, so we might as well go all out automation in industry and break up every big business of this sick, centralized corporatecuck economy into smaller ones, while nationalizing the essential sectors and those that can't be managed at a small/moderate business level. This can for one severely cripple (((elite))) fuckery because while we allow free enterprise, we will never allow business to bloat up to such the size of a corporation, thus we will never allow any shrewd individual to accumulate so much wealth and thus power to influence and poison the nation and people around him with shady self-serving agendas. The power and influence that elites in the modern day yield would put any absolutist monarch to shame, and this is by pure virtue of industrialization and the tendency towards both increased productivity and monopolization. Thus, we can never allow the economy to be centralized and run under a self-serving oligarchy like modern times. I'm not a corporate cock-sucker like most /pol/acks, you are a cuck whether you are the wagecuck serf of a kike boss or a Chad boss.

Decentralization of the economy combined with quality education particularly in agriculture/survival will get people away from poisonous cities into small, self-sufficient communities to form a healthier environment where moral virtue can thrive.

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>>37273907
Pic incredibly related.

except this time, it's an original post

>>37274727
nice b8 nigga

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>>37276265
>>37276277
oh shit my niggas in here
I'm this person>>37276245

>>37275135
so center left are the only people who aren't cunts

>>37275981
good one bro youre a SMARTIE :D

>>37275135
Center left people are okay for the most part but also don't understand traditional values make up a good society, also they argue against abortion science.

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>>37276343
i'm >>37276265
On one hand I want freedoms, on the other I want to exterminate the (((globalist))) menace for good and I know that's not possible with lots of freedoms

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>>37275910
>think traditional family values are good

I think they're generally good, but they shouldn't be forced on people by the government

>I don't like druggie normies

drugs are fun

Where have y'all green bros been at this whole time? Getting real tired of watching ironic nazis and trump voters shit up the place.

>>37276496
I think you should be taught family values and being a degenerate is optional, rather than being taught how to be a degenerate and family values is optional

>>37276508
we've always been here, I just don't chime in because I don't wanna deal with the stream of shit that follows purely because I have different beliefs

>>37276555
trips wasted on a little babby

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>>37276508
What about red nazis :DDDDD

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>>37273907
Yeah, I'm a faggot
skrrt skrrt

>>37276555
Then y'all should come out and turn this into leftypol or some shit, anyway what are your views on women or why did you end up here?
>>37276570
Literally a waste of space, you're a living sage
>>37276578
What are you talking about?

>>37276570
>trips wasted on baby
>being a baby about trips
nice meme

>>37276748
>being a baby about trips
>being a baby about being a baby about trips
meme nice

>>37276737
>views on women
as a whole I don't really care what they do, but there's a difference between a woman and a toastie

also your digits made me realise we're gonna have a 37373737 soon, and what a day it'll be

>>37276737
I think he's talking about blackshirts based on his pic
Mosley did nothing wrong btw

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>>37276770
alright let's stop before we get caught in an infinite loop of
>being a baby
ncei mmee

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>>37273907
This is mine i guess.
originalstuff

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Every time I take this test I get slightly more authoritarian and more left-wing.

This thread is proof that lolcow women are all over /r9k/ now

>>37276865
lolcow isn't all that bad, when they're contained that is.

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>>37276737
>What are you talking about?
Being an authoritarian left /pol/ack. Not every Nazi here is corporatecuck

See
>>37275904
>>37276311

>>37276919
Well at the very least you're a leftist so I would take you over, say, an ancap every day of the year.

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>>37274868
kek'd audibly. This must be b8

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>>37276029
>enjoying democracy
take the leftcom pill you little bitch
>>37273907
shit, I remember not long ago when this board was all far right. to be honest I'm not sure I like this change.

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I don't understand this, I've had changing opinions for the past few years, yet every time I come to this I'm always top-right middle, every fucking time

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I'm an unironical (((globalist)))

>>37278282
thats because political compass is a shit tool and asks very generic questions like, "globalism should benefit corporations, or people" or " sometimes charity can be a good thing."

There's much better sites out there. Also, it tends to be biased towards pushing people to the bottom left end of the chart (as compared to their true views)

>>37278323
I figured that, this time around the questions felt too generic, you're right

>>37278323
Political compass also have been created by anarchists and commies, which is why there are retarded questions such as "'globalism should benefit corporations, or people".

>>37274564
As long as you don't violate nap we're golden. I'll even sell you some of my selectively bred hucows.

What is supposed to prevent people from violating the nap ?

>>37278423
Having more and better weapons than them so they think twice before they start any shit.

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Democracy is a scam.

>>37278449
So you cannot retaliate if you don't have better weapons
Seems like ancapistan would suck for NEETs like me.

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Hol up, I've been a liberal all along?

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I used to be in the green but over the years I've migrated to blue.

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not too surprised, any better test?