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>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Osteokinetic_Wing_Manifestation
this is pretty fucking cool. edgy and useless though
>Party Inducement
I can force normies to party like Michael Jackson's Moonwalker. Only really useful in order to distract zombies so you can get back to searching bushes and cupboards for children.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Lordship
Oh shit son, guess who just became the new Devil ?
Instead of torturing people and shit though i'd just amass an army of every single serial killer, murderer, conqueror, etc. that has ever existed and been banished to hell so I could open up a portal to earth and take it over with my brainwashed murder-minions.
>I am the bad guy of the setting
>Temporal Entity Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can transform into a Temporal Entity by ascending into a higher level of existence, and are able to influence/manipulate Time in a supreme or nearly supreme manner.
welp, guess I'm a god now
>>37273338
you could totally stab people with em if you can move them around
>>37273387
>getting muggedd
>use power
>suddenly the mugger and you are dancing
>be in war
>fighting enemy squadron
>enemy tank rolls up
>party inducement
>you all start moonwalking
>even the tank
>>37273466
>even the tank
Span 1440 degrees, turned into a spaceship and flew away
>loneliness embodiment
Wow I think I'm actually going to hang myself tonight, this actually broke me.
>>37273466
i would rather have some sort of mind control that would be more useful in the real world. i could just carry a gun that would be more useful in a fight than stabby bone wings
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/100_Percent_Muscle_Usage
Hueh.
>>37273637
isnt this just retard strength
>electromagnetic attacks
Pretty cool
Disgust empowerment
I get super powers from feeling disgust. What if I'm disgusting?
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trap_Manipulation
lul femboy traps sitting on my face when
>Osteokinetic Wing Manifestation
>Power/Ability: Form wings out of bone
Kinda cool but pretty useless irl
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mysticism
Well ok
Almighty ascension cool
Nice
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Twisting
>twisting
it seems kinda dumb but I bet it would be useful
>>37273501
thats some terrible luck anon, wow
>>37273954
does that mean you're like Jesus or Bhudda or something?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Embodiment
FUCK
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Imprisonment
>tfw already prisoner of your own mind
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation
>The user can manipulate all universal forces (Cosmic, Space-Time, etc.) and bend them to their will. The power to control cosmic energy, manipulate space-time, generate and control electromagnetism, gravity, cosmic fire, etc. is in the hands of the user.
Nothing will be able to stop me now
>>23675599
My super power is quoting this post.
I guess it made me the Lord of R9K
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Machine_Lord_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Transmutation
I'll make a humble living turning trash and junk into recyclable scrap metal to sell.
I can set the atmosphere on fire
I'm an airbender, bitches
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Ball_Projection
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Bullet_Projection
Even SuperpowerWiki thinks I'm a school shooter
>>37273002
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bovine_Physiology
>can turn into a cow
that's it
I'm done
>Contaminant Immunity
>be immune to detrimental contaminants
So I can start smoking and drinking heavily again. Only problem is that I won't get the slightest bit buzzed or drunk.
I suppose I could move to Pripyat and be a stalker, and not have to worry about radiation.
>>37275505
You can literally be a monstergirl.
I'm jelly.
Platinum Manipulation
Create and fully control platinum
this is exactly what i wanted
>>37275505
C O W
O
W
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Machine_Physiology?useskin=oasis
sounds pretty good dawg
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Limiter_Removal
Wow what a useless ass ability
>potential of 0
>remove limit
>potential of 0
Reminds me of
>invisible when no one is watching
>>37275676
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Preemptive_Adaptation
Got that after rerolling, now this is more like it
>powers foresee that you're going to prison
>ability to walk through walls and people
Myehehehee
>>37275732
I think you mean
>powers foresee that you're going to prison
>turns you white
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Will
An paradise of herm mosnter girls sound pretty nice.
>>37275505
Jesus my sides have never hurt so bad in my life
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Consciousness_Transferal
Not bad, practical immortality.
>>37273002
awh hell yeah, some kinda aizen-esque shit for me!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Illusory_Power_Replication
I mean i dont really want this power but whatever
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Classical_Element_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aquatic_Empathy
oh boy cant wait to accidentally* drown myself
>>37275763
More like
>foresee going to prison
>ability to teleport unlocked
>teleport to some beach to drink fancy drinks
>>37275795
Lucky you, you can also become anyone you want
>envy a guy on TV
>become him
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fallout_Manipulation
With all the emphasis on climate change going on, I can make so much money off this power.
>>37275676
God you're retarded, you have one of the most overpowered powers in the fucking universe. You're literally One Punch Man.
>>37275809
Rerolled and got an even gayer power,fuck this thread im out
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Healing?useskin=oasis
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Physiology?useskin=oasis
I think this very well might be the most useless power of all time
>>37273501
I had the ugliest laugh reading this
>Elemental Telekinesis
I'm more than okay with this
>>37275853
Assuming that the limit removal is applied to normal humans there are limits on what humans can do no matter how steroid ridden and doped up they are
Sure i can punch off peoples heads but my own bones would shatter with use
I preferred the Preemptive Adaptation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Stabilization?useskin=oasis
Where the fuck does this see use?
>>37275909
Autism is one hell of a drug huh?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Hatred_Inducement
>>37276043
Autism is the natural next step in evolution
>>37276059
>can force others to commit suicide
Not bad ability, can also make women see themselves as worthless so you can swoop in and date low self esteem hotties
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Predictability_Manipulation
interesting lets see if i actually have the power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Soil_Empowerment?useskin=oasis
>Soil empowerment
>Gain strength from soil
Wtf
Subatomic manipulation. If you fuck we me I'll rip you apart on the atomic level.
TELEKINETIC BLAST WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!
>>37273002
i always got the shittiest powers. i guess it was just setting me up to become god.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Force_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Rain_Generation
Marvelous.
>>37273002
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Realm_Connection
I've done it robots! I can connect us all to dimensions were we all have our qt3.14 gf waiting for us!
Hell, I might as well take the female version of all of us into this world
>>37273002
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosion_Manipulation
KILLA QUEEN
DAI SAN NO BAKUDAN
BITE ZA DUSTO
>>37276359
The Messiah of waifus walks among us, huzzah!
>>37273002
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric_Bullet_Projection
Pretty good, It pretty much makes it so I always have a taser and a gun with me at all times
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Transcendence
dont know how to feel about this
>>37276004
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Stabilization?useskin=oasis
u win every game u play that is luck based now
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Pulse
Kill me senpai
origami
My will negates all your powers, yet i will lock you all in immortal death cosmic combat till the last survivor will duel me one on one
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Reconstruction
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mucilization
Oh shit we one piece now. I don't mind being Mr.3
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Exoskeleton
I am my own Gundam
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead-Alien_Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can transform into a combination of an alien and the undead and possess abilities associated with both.
Sounds pretty cool. Not sure what the actual point of it would be, though.
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Eye
FUCK to bad Icant look anyone in the eyes fuckiing hell what a waste.
Yes! fucking love Infamous
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrokinetic_Surfing
>mass magnification
I'll make my dick bigger
>>37273002
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Afterlife_Marking?useskin=oasis
>tfw grim reaper kind of
time to send chads to hell and robots to heaven
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Sonics
Well, that was unexpected. Funny power for someone who prefers the volume to be down and doesn't talk much.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perception_Removal
>User can remove the ability to perceive/understand anything/everything, causing the target to be unable to make any sense of what they seeing anymore.
>This can cause intense pain or possibly even lead to madness as the target is no longer able to grasp what they are seeing which might make even the simplest of things like common shapes resemble horrific monsters, and/or even look absolutely featureless like a endless void.
holy fucking shit, this is a fate worse than death.
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teeth_Manipulation
My bites are going to be deadly. I could make the teeth into a bomb, so heads are going to explode :D
>>37277261
Chad's will never be able to fuck stacey and robot won't gain anything from fapping anymore.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Madness_Magic
Sounds edgy, but this actuality fits me pretty well. It'd be cool to go to a frat house full of chads and stacies partying and make them all go insane and kill eachother.
Anyone wanna join?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Reality
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Earth_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
bow down
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zero-Point_Energy_Generation
>Power used by villain rejected by popular chad so he plots revenge against the chads
sounds like me desu
>gestalt form
I can master this. The best thing it will do is it will probably heal my body of the physical injuries and ailments I already have, depending on how the merge/unmerge process works. I can merge with animals to gain strange powers. Wolves for speed and scent, perhaps birds for flight, bison and bears for size and power. Dolphins and whales could be very interesting. And of course with other people. It's likely I will have to train my mind to remain in control of gestalt and suppress the personalities of the others.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Slayer
meh
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment
I LUCKED OUT LADS
I'll see you in the heavens, robots.
>>37273002
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Creation
>"I can finally lose my virginity! Alright, take off your pants!"
>"The pleasures of the flesh are a temptation master you should know better."
I mean, at least I can make an army to fight demons with? I can at the least fuck with >>37273438 but like aside that the fuck do I do with this?
>>37273002
Got one of the best
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology
>tentacle extension
nice now I can have a big dick and do porn
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Visibility
Fuck yeah now I'm a Chad.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beast_Soul
I like it. Jekyll and Hyde was always one of my favorite stories, this seems incredibly similar.
>Implying you want powers when you could just hit shit really hard
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demonic_Wave_Emission
I AM FUCKING CHAOS INCARNATE
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Summon plants
>Super Strength
>Flight
So like a pseudo-super man plant guy.
At least I'm not a fucking cow lol.
At least I'm not a cow.
>>37279888
trips but wrong link whoooops
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plant_Aura
>>37273002
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Whip_Generation
I don't know how to feel about this power. Seems pretty cool I guess I could make it useful.
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Lock
Sounds pretty nice at first.
Also
>tfw being a fugly beta for eternity
>emotion inversion
>Turn emotions into their polar opposite
Literally useless
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Parachronal_Cognition
Well, now I can do what I already do with less anxiety
>>37277261
Yeah this is villian tier
>>37279475
Another fucking Saitama
FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK ALL OF YOU
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sense_of_Strength
>includes ability intuition, power detection, power level measuring and weakness detection
A great mid-tier utility power. Good fucking luck using subtle powers against me or anyone I associate with, I'll know that you know that I know before you even know. In a world of autistic robotic superheroes, I'd be an indispensable asset.
>>37280128
>no actual applications listed because it is just dude with a few extra ears
Why is this even considered a superpower? It isn't a power, and it definitely isn't super.
I love these. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Transmutation?useskin=oasis
Kinda sucky but rerolling is for suckas.
I would use this on locks and safes.
>>37273002
> Flammable Blood
>The ability to have blood that is flammable. Sub-Power of Body Temperature Manipulation. Variation of Blood Property Manipulation and Flammable Bodily Fluids. Combination of Fire Generation and Blood Generation. Opposite to Cryogenic Blood.
>The user's blood is flaming hot, igniting in contact with air. The user of this power can use their blood as a weapon by heating it to the point where it is as hot as fire.
FLAMING BLOOD FOR THE FLAMING BLOOD GOD!!!
>>37273002
>yfw
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Immortality
>tfw temptation embodiment
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Imprisonment
literally just makes all other powers null. fucking piece of shit power desu.
>you get to be god
>BUT
>you can't use any powers
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Epidemic_Creation
nice.
>Sexual inducement
>The user can induce sexual arousal in others to make them lustful and crave sexual interaction. This power may work with both genders, their sexual interest and people of any age.
>>37280467
The absolute worst power one can receive. Trillions of years in the future, you will still be around. The whole universe will end in an incredibly long amount of time, but you will still be around. You'll be begging for death thousands of years in, just imagine having to suffer through eons, the entire universe will collapse and you will still be around.
>>37280498
Oh so itll be just like now
>>37273501
>the most robot of powers
>>37280044
>getting people to tell you valuable information by turning their distrust into trust
>scaring enemies away by turning their courage into fear
>making girls like you by turning their repulsion into attraction
>convincing people not to investigate your secrets by turning their curiosity into apathy
>cheering yourself up when you're sad
Just off the top of my head. This is a great power.
>>37280485
Fucking nice m8. Ebola-chan will rise again
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Fire_Manipulation
If I had a choice this is exactly the type of thing I'd go with pretty much down to the letter, very surprised to have gotten it on my first pull. Love literal hothead characters so, so much. I did this or something like it around 2 years ago and can't remember what I got then.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Infinitum.
Bow to me brainlets
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Otherness
BOW TO YOUR UNGOD
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
I'm actually okay with that, the amount of shit you can do is totally OP
>>37280760
>Most libertarian power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Inducement
>tfw chad
>>37280972
keked to be honest
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reactive_Adaptation
The possibilities are endless, I just need to put myself into a position where the power is necessary for me to live.
>jump off cliff
>psyche, I can fly now faggots
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angelic-Undead_Physiology
I can b ur angel or ur devil
normies beware
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Claircognizance
>>37273002
I guess being god isn't that bad. I don't want that responsibility though
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pregnancy_Perception
Noooooo it wasn't supposed to be like this. I was supposed to get a superpower.
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planar_Entity_Physiology#Capabilities
What in the hell is this?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Field_Manipulation
the ultimate istp power
>>37273002
>Disgust inducement
No different to usual, then
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vehicle_Morphing?useskin=oasis
nice
>>37273002
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Trap_Creation
>tfw best power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bond_Destruction
AHAHAH NORMIES BTFO YOULL NEVER FIND HAPPINESS NOW CHAD HAHAHA
>The ability to manipulate the teeth of oneself and/or others.
??????
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fat_Inducement
>America
>>37273002
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Guardian_Inheritance
This is actually a pretty cool power, but feels very limited relative to what others have
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/National_Personification
>become the personification of my country
>tfw my country is getting raped by "refugees"
>Darkness Cutting
The user can project darkness/shadows in a way that allows them to cut through matter from a distance. Although this attack does usually slashing damage, some users are able to focus it into single piercing stab like immaterial bullet.