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>>37371129
>How do you deal with seeing all these girls in tight revealing clothing on a daily basis


I don't have this problem. I go to an American gym.

I wish there were more female-only gyms around. I hate the idea that gross men are watching me at the gym. I don't go anymore now that I'm back home cause we have a home gym. It must suck being poor and concerned with one's health as a woman.

>>37371129
Also I've been working out for nearly 3 years and the problem was worse when I first started going but then I forced myself not to even look their direction, today I made the mistake of checking out a girl between sets and now I feel depressed.

Hope she's got a lot of milk in those tits, suckle on them for a few hours.

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Allow my 58 hamsters to crawl all over her

>>37371091
fuck her and be happy that I now for some reason have a sex slave.

30 here.
Trying to decide if it's a good idea to quit my job before I find a new one. I jsut feel I hate my job and that going to it takes away time I could be applying for better jobs.

I turn 30 next year. The only thing I have to look forward to is opening a bottle of 30 year old scotch I bought a few years ago for the sole purpose of getting royally shittered on my 30th birthday as I stare at the oncoming runaway train of middle age.

28 and same as always. Trying to figure out how to come down and sleep a bit before work tomorrow. I'm almost out now so the struggle to not go buy more is present. Fun right?

How do robots stay sober?

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>>37370927

Begone thy foul demons! You will be cleansed and purged from this realm with holy wrath and severe prejudice!

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>>37370927
>>37370963

Would have been more convincing if there were more than two of you

Wanna be my steam gf now?

Stop being such a loser, jesus.

>>37370911
ninelevenget

basilicas

contraption

>>37370890
I'm ISTP, but I'm dangerously close to being ISTJ.

>>37370890
rejoice my fellow INFJ, we are the best of the personality types

ENTJ
suck my dick

Got get one you dingbat

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>>37370737
WILL YOU BE GF?!!

>>37370869
No haha fuckin weirdo

I know this feel

i've settled with the goal of eventually having a really good mewtwo
me and my friend play pretty much every day, we're both pretty shit but it's a lot of fun.
we're about to go start streaming matches on twitch if any of you anons want, my friend's twitch account is agentwhiplash

we're both really bad at this game though.

>>37370544
>The amount of time,money, and effort needed to git gud isn't worth it

this is a universal rule for all video games

>>37371112
not for Ocarina of Time, matey!

>>37370462
Holding a girl tight in a warm embrace, getting lost in her eyes and telling her how much I love her before having an intimate kiss

slavery ryona bondage torture

>>37370462
/gfd/ + /rr/ + /ss/

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>Give a drink to a woman
>Tosses it away thinking I spiked her drink when I was going to ask her if I can fuck her
Why are women so fucking complicated?

>woman paints her nails
>nobody says anything
>I paint my nails
>nobody say anything to my face but they all call me a faggot
wtf society why aren't women called faggots too fuckin double standard

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everyone gets mad at me when i jerk off but who cares everybody jerks off

So who's the lucky girl that the "Advice guy" was into?

What was she like?

I'm 27 is it too late for me? would you and your friends hang out with a 27/yo?

inb4
>just bee yourself
>just practice talking to girls
>just socialize more
>just work on yourself more
>just be confident

>>37370328
cont?origi

>>37370328
>343 years later
>stasis chamber hisses again
>still in Pleiades cluster
>AI determined this planet to be the only suitable host within sensor range
>engage anti matter reactor within my chest to tunnel into the crust of the planet
>create a labyrinth to occupy my disfigured mind
>access seed bank and activate replication sequence to bring back a specimen from the native quadruped
>they are oddly human
>enter stasis chamber
>30987 years later awake
>the quadrupeds have not escaped the labyrinth. They have sustained themselves with the organic matter dripping through the brittle crust of the planet
>they have evolved into an abomination
>quite sentient though
>Harvest their genes once more
>fusion echoes paint their shadows amongst the artificial cave walls while bouncing their sequences back to the mother ship

>no quadraped gf, why even live

>>37370087
shut the fuck up with this shit already

comprende

no, this is important

>>37370243
meant for the post above this

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>tfw I'll never be british eating tea & crumpets with the bros
>tfw ill never get to paint some british girl's rotten teeth white with my cummies
>tfw ill never ride the double decker bus to school
>tfw ill never grow up playing the ZED X spectrum
>tfw ill never spell random words wrong with a U
why even bother living

>>37370080

The way things are going, Europe won't be European for much longer.

>>37370080
just get a tan. BOOM "new" european

>>37369955
Tits or gtfo
Show me the original titties

>>37369955
>for going to a gun range as a black girl?

you dressing up as one?

>>37369955
you'll be looked at funny for pretending to be a black girl you fucking autist