>walk into your room >see this What do you do?

Hope she's got a lot of milk in those tits, suckle on them for a few hours.

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Allow my 58 hamsters to crawl all over her

>>37371091
fuck her and be happy that I now for some reason have a sex slave.

>>37371134
>58 hamsters
pics or ur gay

Tell her to eat all these eggs

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>>37371091
> What do you do?

It's time to bring something new to Bestgore.

>>37371091
beat the shit out of her

she's not every girl who rejected me or used me, but she's in front of me and she'll do just fine

>check that there are no people around
>see that there is enough room in the freezer
>go to shed
>get hatchet
>come back
>use the hatchet to separate meat from bones
>prepare the meat with oregano
>eat the delicious food
>freeze the leftovers
>remember that there was a random woman in the bed room
>call police to collect this trespasser
>go to bed and fap

hide the thread because it's /b/ shit that has been reposted a thousand times (yeah good job robot)

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>>37371350
WOW HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL

I would buy stock futures of eggs, and ask her if she'd like to also invest.

>>37371091
id go in there all giddy

>woman: hlff mff!
>me: g-g-GEHEHE hehehehehe

id walk up to her and tickle her cute little nose and then ID BURN MY HOUSE AND DROWN MYSELF bceaus a nude panicking woman saw me and that causes ptds levels of triggering

>>37371091
Undo her restraints and call the police.

>>37371091
>Fucking close all the windows shut the door.
>Tell her to eat all the eggs.
>She doesn't.
>Rape her.
>Make a "dubs decide" thread with a timestamp.
>Torture her and cut her nipples off.
>Bite her labia off and disect her while she's still alive.
>Buy barrel and lye.
>Wake up.

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shoot myself because even though im a cute trap i could never compare to a real woman. my virgin eyes have never seen a girl naked in real lifeand seeing a real one who make me realize i am so inferior

>>37371091
Unless she's a gift of the gods for me, someone kidnapped her so I hide somewhere and call the cops.

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>>37371370
>he missed the joke

Make caviar out of her eggs, suck milk

>>37371091
fuck her hard and then breed in her

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>>37371690
>the joke wasn't even funny to begin with

>shave her head
>write "BLACKED" in sharpie above her vagina
>remove the tape

now chad will love me instead

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>>37371808
>Arin poster
You just confirmed you have shit taste in humor even if it wasn't funny, fucking kill yourself

>>37371091
Release her and ask for a date desu

>>37371091
ask her why she used photoshop

>>37371091
Poke at and mess with any and all moles she has. If there's a fake, tickles ensue.

>quickly look around room for intruders
>turn around and make sure no one else is in house
>call the police
>untie girl
>offer eggs

>>37371370
>there are people ITT right now who are illiterate

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>>37371370
hahahahahahahahahahahaha ahh god that was good

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>tickle her nipples with my special edition Harry Potter quill pen
>call for my mommy and ask for chicken tendies
>she comes into my room
>"anon what are you doing?!?!?!" she drops the tendies on the floor
>start screeching and stab girl in the neck with the quil
>choke out mommy while sobbing
>lay on the floor covered in blood looking at my ruined tendies
>fap and go to bed

>>37371091
Squeeze her tits
And then brutally eviscerate her

>>37371091
>take off tape
>ask her how she got here
the rest would depend this, but I would probably end up helping her find the person who did this because my life is boring (assuming she isn't framing me for some odd reason).

Dear diary, jackpot.
I'd probably fuck her a few times, knock her out and leave her someplace where she can ask for help when she wakes up.

I'm a nice guy like that.

>>37371091
Walk the fuck away. It's clearly is a trap.

>>37371091
>take her softly in my arms
>lift that tape from her mouth
>ask her what happened
>get her some clothes and underware
>take her to the police station
>get her number
>stay in contact with her
>ask her out for a date if she's a fit
>if not stay friends

>>37371091
I live with my parents and share my room with my bro (he's always in our room). I'd just ask my family what's up with this. They'll probably solve the problem.

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>>37373172
>have noticed your awkward behaviour before
>think you've abducted her and forgot or try to act dumb
>call the police and turn you in
>psych is based and diagnoses you some mental disorder
>you get into some clinic and have to live there
great plan, I really must say

>>37373313
Way too unlikely, no one would believe that I'd have been able to do that. Although, if that did happen I'd consider it a promotion in life.

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>go to your room
>see this

What do ? Original

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>>37373391
cum in my britches

>>37371370
HOLY SHIT, ANON! KEEEEEK!

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>>37373059
>he thinks he has a chance

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>>37373391
>Roastie whore burned a boyfriend
>He rounded up his NEET homies and roasted her

>>37371091
Realize I've walked into the wrong room

I would do nothing. I'd either walk away or shoot her right there with my gun. She obviously tied herself up. And she was the one that friend zoned me too. So I shoot her and then leave.
Then I drive off into the sunset. Happier. The weight will be lifted from my shoulders.
I find a relationship and get married.
Have a good life.
Gg

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>pinch her nipples and clit as hard as possible
>slap her face
>choke her or just keep her nose shut until she's almost out
>all while I'm fucking her
>repeat until I cum

Then worship her tits

And then beat her up some more. The harder she cries and begs the better.

>>37371091
>tickle her tiddies and armpits for an eternity
>:)

I set her free and offer her a bowl of eggs in these trying times.

>>37375950
>bowl of eggs

confirmed for best taste

>>37371091
I don't know, either free her right away or keep her locked up for decades. There's not much middle ground with something like this

>>37371091
Tickle her navel.

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>>37371091
Put my dick in a press because I will not sin.

>>37376192
could a penis survive something like that? I mean, the penis is quite malleable

>>37371327
Edgeman Is here

>>37376192
Pancake dick.

>>37376192
not you attention whore

>>37376192
I think God would honestly prefer you just rape the girl instead of doing that kind of lunacy

>>37371091
Blindfold on and see what she has to say. Depending on what she says put the tape back on and go to town.

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>>37371350
xD upvote for you goodsir!

kill with hammer

>>37371091
Is there name?

I'd start slowly cutting her open while recording it, I'd probably start with slicing off her breast.
>>37371242
Please describe what you would do anon.

>>37371091
Remove her bindings, cover her exposed flesh, take her to the police/hospital.

Then don my shining armor and saddle my steed, ride off into the sunset lance in tow, another maiden rescued.

>>37377844
Kagney linn

keep her around for a week or two in my closet to make sure it isn't a "prank". Then cut off her limbs and fist her with them.

Untie her and brew some tea laced with oxytocin, then persuade her to have sex and keep the oxytocin going until she's in love

Or release her and ask her to leave. I'mprobably better off not having some bimbo slut as my gf, I want someone submissive and dependent

>>37371189
Underrated originality.

Honestly I thought that would be original.

>>37371091
if she's got a penis it's time to get funky
if she doesn't well i'll just put on some jazz and read the dictionary

I would lick and worship her feet for a while then i would smell and lick her armpits then i would call police and tell them someone left a slut in my bed.

"Get the hell out of my room mom! I don't want to RP with you!"

just stab her like 1000 times, I don't care.

>Rape her
>Take her mobile
>Make Pics of her nude and covered in cum
>Post on her social media

>>37371134
>>37371327
>>37371350
>>37371629
>>37371636
>>37371819
ITT: Broken men

>>37379378
where do you think you are anon?
>hurr durr im calling them broken men! i sure saved the day!
we obviously realize that we are broken and no amount of femanons is going to change that

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>>37371091
is bondage the most patrician fetish?

>>37371091
Saved
Orange ale

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>>37371091
>get rubber gloves
>remove the tape from her mouth as carefully as possible
>take care not to leave any bit of skin or hair or whatever on her that could later be used in forensics
>ask her if she remembers how she got here, and if she will press any charges against anyone
>if she remembers and is either not pressing charges/testifying against me in any way, take a video of me releasing her, provide some clean clothes and food
>make sure to lawyer up just in case, but she shouldn't be able to prove I did anything to her because I did not
>if she doesn't remember how she got there and is not treating me calmly as she would an innocent bystander/saviour, or doesn't cooperate on the videotaped assurance of good will, tape her back up
>get 10 different hoodies
>go to 10 different stores to get various amounts of lye, parking a ways off in locations with no cameras and walking to the store, each time with other assorted items to arouse no suspicion
>by big blender
>pay in cash, obviously
>get back home, wait till night
>kill her by asphyxiating her, wrap up in the same sheets and blankets she was lying on, move to garage
>cut her up in small pieces, grind the pieces spread over 10 packages
>blend said packages as finely as possible, mix with lye and soil
>put contents into pite bags, drive around countryside disposing of each package in a discreet location

I'm not a very trusting person

>>37381326
Forgot the
>burn all the sheets and blankets that were in contact with her body
step

>>37372645
I would do the same
We're dead arnt we?

>>37376218
you'd probably damage the erectile tissue and fuck up your dick

t.not recommended

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>>37371091
>RAPE
>Pipe bomb in the pussy.
>Talk about blowing a load.
>*badum tish*

If there were no consequences, I'd legimately keep her and rape her daily. Balls deep down her throat, fuck her ass until she's begging for mercy, and slamming her while she's bent over with a Hitachi vibrator taped to her clit so she had earth shattering orgasms. She would be my personal fuckdoll, and if she was really good I'd sometimes let her cook, clean, or even go on walks.

Realistically, I'd call the cops while untying her.

>>37380981
Absolutely. Good to see women in their proper place.