>I'm supposed to hold the door open for women
>I can't jerk off my little cousin
>Give a drink to a woman
>Tosses it away thinking I spiked her drink when I was going to ask her if I can fuck her
Why are women so fucking complicated?
>woman paints her nails
>nobody says anything
>I paint my nails
>nobody say anything to my face but they all call me a faggot
wtf society why aren't women called faggots too fuckin double standard
everyone gets mad at me when i jerk off but who cares everybody jerks off
>>37370423
>If a woman uses a sex toy its sexy
>If a man uses a sex toy he's a degenerate perv
>cop shoots bad guy
>he's a hero
>bad guy shoots cop
>he's despicable
>>37370918
>why aren't women called faggots
>>37370423
>if i jerk off my little cousin, i'm a pedophile
>if my little cousin jerks me off, i'm still a pedophile
>>37372316
i call my sister a faggot all the time
>>37370423
You're supposed to hold the door open for everyone. It's courtesy, you jackass.
>women want beautiful sexy men
>but they also want them to have a successful rich job which has them do physical labour and get dirty
Bitch you can't expect to forever have him be a hot guy if you're not willing to settle with one that has a more lenient job which allows him to take better care of himself, his body and his personal hygiene.
>grandma calls my dog a bitch - no problem
>call grandma a bitch - all hell breaks loose
>>37370918
I painted my thumbs black and my "friend" laughed and said why and laughed more.
>Supposed to hold door open for woman
>Not supposed to kidnap her and put her in my dungeon
>a woman spends her youth being an irresponsible whore - woah, how brave and independent!
>nobody wants to marry this slut when she turns 30 - woah, sexism!
>>37372849
That's not a double standard m8
>bfman gets to spill his genetic material in me
>I don't get to incubate alien spawn in his intestines
>i'm supposed to groom and take care of mysself if i want a gf
>women have to respod in kind
wtfffff so unfair >:^(
>>37370423
>I'm supposed to accept used goods
>wanting women for nothing more than sex makes me a bad person
>>37370423
>Men can't hit women
>Women can hit men
>>37372692
He was laughing at your lack of commitment? Just your thumbs? lol fag