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You gave me motivation to try it again. Nice one robot.

>>37505512
>tfw on a one month no fap
I'll probably extend it another month and cum after my exams to celebrate freedom

>>37505512
I'm on day 52.

I've got no motivation to fap anymore. The reason I want women is purely to start a family and die with someone I value.

For this reason, I feel like the "wizard" meme is real. I've just managed to become a wizard a full 12 years before most. I see through roastie auras. I know how to play their game and win.

It's wonderful.

>>37505508
Me....it has been hard. I am causally seeing someone who claims to like the chub, so motivation to lose has gone down.

Yeah i'm ~150 pound atm and I want to lose a lot of weight. I can see man tits coming and my stomach and legs are very chubby and I know it's going to get harder after my 20's.

You literally have a board with a sticky on the fucking top of the page telling you what you need to fucking do. Stop being a lazy fuck. Diet accordingly, and exercise.

You don't even have to go strict on your diet either. I eat candy almost every fucking day, and still lose weight on my cuts.

Fuck off, you lazy piece of shit.

It would be extremely painful.

Oil

Viagra only causes erections, it is not an aphrodisiac.

>>37505467
just dump a bunch of pheromones in some public location and sit back and watch

Who says that I dont

>>37505424
Because every nigger and spic in my city listens to it on their speakers when they ride the bus and I've grown to hate it
Also all the songs are Doom dedoom de doom dedoom de doom

I'm not a brain damaged poopskin, for one.

It's great initially but then they get clingy and you want them to fuck off so you can play vidya and fap to traps.

How did it went the first time?
knowing myself I probably kiss her throat

>>37505506
Kissing is instinctive. You will kiss and just do it naturally and it won't be a big deal.

Use as much tongue as she does.

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Originales Gonzales Garcia the Third

I'm tripping so there's no way I'm making a template thing right now but
>game
Oblivion
>band
Tipper
>movie
Fear and Loathing

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>games
doom, doom 2, doom 3
>bands
amon duul, amon duul 2, amon tobin
>movies
alien, aliens, alien resurrection

Please add me back youre the only one who was my friend in the beginning of this year.
I can't take having panic attacks anymore
i feel soothed whenever you talk to me maybe it's because im bratty i dont know please let me make it up to you
shimo knows my real name he can do bad things to my life probably if you asked him and wanted to get me back

i dont know the right words to say i only made the threads because i didnt know what to do im sorry
i deserve to die please dont hate me
if you hate me then i can never talk to you again
when you were nice to me on my alt i cried and hugged my blanket it felt nice

Are you singing OP?

>>37505271
It depends. How close are you to this person and how much do you normally share?

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>>37505271
"I stared contemplatively at the noose in my room
for a full hour on sunday"

>>37505299
i don't really know them and i assume telling them i'm a depressive fuck isn't proper social etiquette

tell me why anon.
covfefe

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>>37505262
it's because you're a raghead gollywog

>>37505491

I'm a beta male with no self esteem or accomplishments.

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>>37505201
*opens door*
Hey Pepe, it's Spurdo. Wojak still isn't back from that hiking trip, do you think we should be worried?

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>>37505355
How long was he supposed to be gone? Also did you take speaking courses? You're articulation has really improved?

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>>37505464
Oh yeah I should have mentioned, I'm on experimental nootropics, they improve brain function. Its even better than Finnish energy drinks, but I have ticks sometimes when I'm on them where I slip back to normal speech. But yeah, Wojak said he'd only be gone for A GUBBLE HOURBS :DDDDD, oh that's the tick I mentioned. Don't worry the drug will wear off soon.

what job did you get?

are jobs hard work? Is working at a retail store like walmart asking for pain? ive thought about the army but im bad at pushups and running (27 pushups and a 10.5 minute 1 mile)

are jobs stressful or difficult like that?

Started a new job a month ago and I keep feeling like I'm making monumental screwups. I've had several customers bitch me out snd tell me I'm not good at my job but my satisfaction surveys are high.
Why can't I just succeed like normal people. It's always something that makes me worse than other people.

>>37505192
got a job at a library
sometimes, depends on the job. sometimes walmart jobs are great sometimes they're garbage
it really jut depends

>>37505220
everyone gets bitched at sometimes. I think you're doing fine, dont worry about it <3

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>>37505113
I thought autists were smart but socially awkward.
>being dumb and socially awkward
>not an heroing

>>37505152

It's what happens when a person isn't taught to garden, cook, do laundry, hunt, and learn basic life skills as a child. They are slow when it comes to multi-tasking, critical thinking, and communicating.

>mumble when talking
>don't finish sentences
>occasionally get laughed at by friends for being dumb
>get mocked by strangers for being incompetent

I'm from Connecticut c-can I play

>>37505029
Sure! I know plenty of people who commute from CT to NYC everyday. Should have said that CT is welcome too.

Yay. I like the city but it's a bitch to get around. Do you get tired of it?

>>37504923
please continue friendo

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> cyborg???? CYBORG??? Reeeee get out
Tbh desu

>>37504923
>walk out with my phone
>see motion from the corner of my eye
>turn and look
>sister and her gf were hidden underneath a blanket
>they were very obviously drunk as shit
>sister asks me why I didn't knock
>remind her that it's my room and it's stupid for me to knock when I'm leaving my own room
>she laughs really loudly and slurs about how she needs her privacy
>her gf whispered something into her ear and they both laughed some more
>I told them to not make as much god damn noise
>she said that she always makes noise
>I told her that I knew
>about to walk away
>"hey anon"
>sis yanks blanket off her gf
>her gf is buck-ass naked
>her gf is not even trying to hide herself
>in fact she spread her legs and squeezed her tits
>sister was taunting me with "is Stacey sexy?"
>her gf was rubbing herself and making ironic sexy faces
>muh dick
>I was frustrated too
>I figured I may as well feel a tit
>I walked over to them
>Stacey asked me what I wanted to do
>told her to stand up
>she barely could
>slapped her ass so hard it probably hurt my hand more than her ass
>sister's gf cried out and fell back on the couch
>sister laughed
>I shrugged, and told them to be quiet I'd be outside for 15 minutes
>about to walk away
>continued...

>>37504880
You missed nothing during highschool, anon.

t. failed normie

>>37504914
but I did, the only friend I have is a chad so naturally I knew about all the parties and fun they had. too bad I was inside all day playing vidya

>>37504976
>parties
You mean demon sex orgies?

For anyone with a shred of social anxiety parties are usually hell, especially high school tier fuckfests. Everyone drinking to a state of oblivion and acting like fucking nymphomaniac beasts, it's disgusting.