>be me
>18 years old
>still live at my parents house
>lay in bed most of the day playing vidya
>wake up at 11:30 AM
>go out, see cold pancakes
>eat them
>go back to room
>throw on week old clothes
>I haven't showered in a week
>fap
>see thing about putting fingers up anus
>try it
>pussy out because long fingernails
>eat lunch (aka mid afternoon snack)
>clean the living room because my parents will kick me out if I don't do things
>eat dinner
>play vidya until 2 or 3 am
rinse, wash, repeat
Should I just kill myself, anons?
Why kill yourself when you've achieved the ultimate state of being?
youre only 18 you fucking retard
>>37595005
I know, but I'm literally doing nothing with my life right now. I have to fix shit.
Mummy May on suicide watch edition
Labour shills BTFO
>>37594945
brexit negotiations start in 11 days! why did that stupid bint bother?
So we get Boris as pm now? All the bookies have abandoned may
How would you feel if a man dressed you up as a girl and fucked you until you came?
probably pretty good because i just came
>>37594944
Fulfilled. Satisfied. Happy. But also terribly embarrassed.
I'd probably feel the afterglow.
How do you guys deal with panic attacks? I just graduated college a month ago and I thought my mental health would get better. Of course I was fucking wrong and it got worse much worse. Now I'm seeing a therapist and I'm on medication. Problem is I still keep getting panic attacks. How do y'all manage? I have never had them before. They started appearing after I graduated college for some reason.
zoloft. had them when i was15
>>37594879
Is medication really the only way to get them under control?
Alcohol and avoiding stressful situations.
I've tried exposing myself to anxiety inducing situations in the hope that I will get used to them, but it hasn't worked.
Haven't you idiots figured it out, yet? You sit here and complain all day about having no girlfriends, or some other aspect of your shitty, absurd life.
But you haven't realized that there's a deeper game here, have you?
>>37594801
Yeah I guess, but why should I care? I can barely change my own life.
>>37594801
No, now quit fucking around here and tell me what you're talking about.
Is it the jews?
>>37594801
Tfw roach thinks he's in control of me. I'll let you live today since you made me chortle.
>anorexic
>bulimic
>did hard drugs(heroin,opiates...etc)
>drank alcohol
>eats unhealthy food
>overall unhealthy
>white
She has aged 5 years in 5 months. Face it orbiters. Your waifu is going to age like shit. Hell, she already looks like she's pushing 30 in pic related.
She looks like a teenage girl. You have her picture saved on your computer, seems you're the one with the problem.
>>37595022
>defending a heroin addict that scammed retards
Lol no you're the one with the problem
>>37595041
I'm not defending anything. If you have nothing invested in random people from the internet you stand to lose nothing. You had something invested, and you're mad now.
I'm not even trying to be a dick, but how do you think you're going to manage when someone (hell even a GRIL) IRL does something to upset you? I guarantee it's going to go a lot further than posting things on Bangladesh Needlepoint BBSs - think about it :P
is there some website online where I can practice messing around with a restaurant's touchscreen register menu?
I want to be better at learning cashier. Currently I'm slow because I don't know the whole menu, how to handle custom orders, how to adjust orders once they have been placed, etc
>co-worker scolding me again for being slow at the cashier
>>37594773
Where are you working at, I might be able to help
You must be pretty fucking stupid if you can't work a cash register in 2017. You dont even need to do math anymore. All you're doing is pressing buttons.
I can't wait until the machines take your job
>Be very fat
>Come in living room
>Not paying attention
>Said on my sisters baby and killed it
FML
Meh. Shit happens, brah.
>>37594787
This
You can always get her pregnant again.
How fat are you that your words hold pressure smdh famalam put down the burger and fries
Cutting myself again. Just feel really messed up in the head. It hurts really bad, don't feel safe with myself anymore. My leg hurts.
I can't do this anymore, he was my best friend but he never gave a damn about me. I don't know why I love him but I can't live with him and I can't live without him. My leg hurts so bad.
Alcohol will numb the pain, that or weed. You should talk to a therapist, I can't say much though, I've been using drugs and alcohol to deal with personal problems for the past 6 years
>>37594638
shoot yourself like a man
I am going to jail.
I have never been to jail, and I don't know what to expect. I'm going up there at some point tomorrow to turn myself in for a battery charge I have waiting on me one state away. I figure I can appear as a more responsible and regretful citizen if I don't run from a charge and face it like a man and tomorrow is my day.
What should I expect? Am I screwed?
have a good fucking meal before going to jail
Try and keep to yourself, if someone challenges you knock them out cold and if someone asks you to be part of a race gang say yes or you will die. Good luck anon, may god watch over you always.
Good. One less fucking tripfag
I found a tinychat full of LGBTQ fags who are comfortable in their "safe space".
>Lets make it not so safe anymore.
>I'm going to need your help doing this.
tinychat com (forward slash) gaybae
Who are you quoting? Also not your personal army stupid nigger
>>37594603
>inb4 thread full of NYPA
gay people should be slaughtered.
Guys I just found out someone I went to high school with does porn...
I feel reallypowerfulI could literally ruin her life at any moment
>>37594383
so are u gonna post link or go on being a faggot?
Lol. She does porn. Her life is already ruined far beyond anything you could do to her.
Do it and post pics, anon.
Where can my girlfriend and I have sex in public without getting caught?
>>37594330
The restrooms. Behind the bushes. Behind a building.
isn't getting caught part of the fun?
not in public
When I was 17 I let a pedophile I met on Yahoo rape my little brother for 500 dollars. I bought a PSP.
What games did you play on said psp?
>>37594225
how old was your bro?
>17
>psp
gtfo oldfag
Make me feel better about being NEET for 3 years.
i was a neet for 10 years & i got out of it alright
>>37594180
Not posting photo of the real best girl.
Cut that shit out, brah.
>>37594180
in a billion years no one will even remember humans were a thing