/britfeel/

Labour shills BTFO

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>>37594945
brexit negotiations start in 11 days! why did that stupid bint bother?

So we get Boris as pm now? All the bookies have abandoned may

>>37594992
>most embarrassing """""win""""" for tories ever
>unprecedented show of support for labour
>remotely btfo
nobody's letting you keep the job mummy may, you can resign from posting now

>>37594945
Once this ends can we shut the fuck up about politics for a bit. I'm sick of hearing about it

>>37595056
haha good luck with that friend.

The fallout from this is likely to go on for months. And then we have brexit.

The youth turnout being so healthy is a good sign, means the government will be less likely to fuck us over and just think they can get away with it at elections

>>37594992
are you retarded? tories got fucked harder than ever pigfucker

>>37595063
Fucking kill me. Why can't the cunts keep it in brit/pol/

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If tory's censor the internet, you won't be able to post here anymore, fucking wake up

>it's another "anon stayed up all night doing stimulants" episode

>>37595036
>still no majority for commies

AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA *BREATHES* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>37595151
Yes good goy, the tories won a great victory

>>37595151
dude i'm american and even i can tell may is a huge fucking loser based off these election results

>>37595140
Just in from nightshift. The bants of May being a failure despite winning is quality.
Boris will take over as PM and we'll enter a new era of fucked.

>TFW listening to slowcore and wanking to goth porn.
Feels good lads.

>>37595132
I'd rather that than a floodgate of mussies

>corbyn is destroying the Labour party
>Tory landslide shit posting in britpol for two months
>Labour will struggle to reach 150seats
>Massive Tory majority
>"Strong and stable"

Well fuck

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>>37595234
>"L-l-labour BTFO..."

Anybody else just done an all-nighter?

I need to stay awake tbqh.

>>37595234

Imagine what this election would look like if his MPs had backed him the whole way, though to be fair the Conservatives probably wouldn't have called it in the first place.

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>call an election assuming you're gonna steamroll the opposition
>actually lose seats

So what happens now? Tory/SNP coalition

>amber Rudd needed two recounts to win

She's sketchy as fuck, obviously some dodgyness going on there

>>37595407
>SNP
>30 odd seats

ToryXDUP with based boris.

Everythings coming up milhouse.

>>37595435
She won't ever become leader with such a slim local majority tbqh

>>37595407
Tory/DUP if they get 3 more seats as of now, if not they haven't got a chance of anything and it goes to Labour

>>37595365
I pulled an all nighter.

10/10

>>37595435
>that video where she slips a note to a debate organiser to get him to stop an independent talking about arms deals

>8 seats left and cons need 3 to win
FUCKING IRISH

>>37595435
>>37595491
Is Amber Rudd a lizard lady?

>>37595510
>cons need 3
They need 326 to get a true winning majority. They've fucked it.

>>37595487
yeah I don't regret it. It's easily the most exciting night of television you're gonna get for years.

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How smug does Cameron feel this morning?

>>37595132
Should just be pol.

>>37595548
Still, I like to think that there was a chance that Labour could get in

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>SNP

ogriggg

>>37595674
Nah. The best chance they had was exactly what we got. It's almost miraculous they got as many seats as they did.

>>37595473
>Goes to labour
Nah, Tories will just run a parliament with a minority.
Minority governments have been done before and been semi-successful with policies because they can easily get people who are going to vote against them out of the house by giving away cake in the lobby etc... Not even joking.

>>37595699

Depends how the Tories handle this, if they're candid about having fucked up somewhat and call a new election in relatively short order they could increase their majority.

If they faff, horse trade and try to sell their arses fie seats.... The unelectable man could become PM.

>>37595719

No chance whatsoever. Although they may attempt it, (they'd be foolish IMO).

Only question is how long until the next election?

I'm going for late September.

>>37595573

Not very, I'd imagine, he precipitated all of this.

>>37595798
May will step down.
Boris will take over.
They will announce June next year as new election date. (Give the Tories more time to buy votes) and they will get 5 more years.
So cheekily they will have extended their years.

>>37595831
There would be an immediate motion of no confidence which the Tories would not win.

The longest lasting UK minority government was seven months, which practically caused economic collapse.

There will be no lasting government from thus election.

mummy may is a FAILURE worse than Ebinlad!

mummy may should RESIGN NOW

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Why is amazon recommending these products to me?

making cheese toasties
gonna have a comfy day playing ps1 games

>>37595831

Oh and Boris isn't getting near the leader's job. At least not unless it's s poison chalice.

If I were betting, which I'm not, I'd back Michael Fallon.

>>37595888
go away trips, it's a POLITICS ONLY DISCUSSION thread today.

>>37595858
>There would be an immediate motion of no confidence which the Tories would not win.
DUP will support them though lad, they've got nothing to gain in voting no confidence in the govt

>>37595869

If she doesn't fall she'll be pushed.

Her position as leader is entirely untenable.

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>Incoming Labour-SNP coalition

I'd personally lick mummy may's cobwebbed cooch just to know what's going through her head right now.

>tfw your local constituency flips to labour

oh goodie, time for the area to be flooded with bennies scrounging migrants

>>37595914
Doesn't matter if they do.

A minority government will not happen and neither will a DUP/Tory coalition by the way.

We will be back at the polls at the earliest workable date. Bet your house on it.

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>SNP -21

But muh independence?

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Will UKIP ever recover?

>>37595966
Why would they need to? The only thing they ever really stood for was leaving the EU.

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>Call an election even though you don't have to
>Get hung parliament

>>37595956
That's why they lost my vote.
Fucking Independence is all they will be known for now. Best to drop off a few years and come back bigger stronger and leave the indy shite at the door. I like their policies on education and healthcare but fuck that noise about Independence. We tried, we failed. Deal with it. Can't keep rolling till you get the result you want.

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>>37595365
95% of all nights in the last few years I've stayed up all night, but one of the nights a lot of people stay up I sleep and wake up at a normal tiime desu. Bit tired of political all nighters now

>>37595987
>I like their policies on education and healthcare

Haven't SNP made both demonstratively worse?

>>37595987
>Can't keep rolling till you get the result you want.

That is exactly what "independence movements" do.

No government is better than a bad government eh May?

>There are still places counting
JESUS FUCK
HOW ARE THEY SO SLOW?

>had a dream where I had two trans girls fawning over me
>started dating one and the other one went tsundere and jealous

don't know how to feel desu, was quite vivid too

>>37596023
Not the Irish lad. They wrecked some shit and fucked people up.
and still got nothing.

>>37596045
Multiple recounts

wonder if the pound is still worth enough for me to buy a pizza tonight

>>37596073
They all look so fucking tired, just when they show the announcements they all look completely rekt.

>>37596075
Just got paid.
Gonna have fun when Mars bars drop to 30p again

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>He didn't vote for Lord Buckethead

when does life shift from the development of your body to staving off death?

>>37596075
2 fucking weeks now I've been hankering for pizza but I've always eaten too much by dinner time to have a treat

having a fucked up sleep pattern certainly doesn't help

>>37595945
Lad something has to happen, they're not going to declare a new election straight after this one.

I'm gonna just play tekken today, pull me out of my combo trance if mummy may resigns or corbyn starts his putsch to claim downing street

Great now all the Labour cunts will be proper smug even though they still lost.

>>37596207
it comes back to the old adage doesn't it, if you beat your enemy they win

>>37596207
Cunts on FB calling for another vote already.
Jesus fuck. When did it come to this?

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>>37596107
I didn't know he was an option, but I'd definitely vote for a guy who put out over 80 albums in 2015 alone

>woke up at 5am even though i was still tired
>couldn't get back to sleep
>too tired to do anything but not tired enough to sleep

Just fuck my shit up.

>>37596252
>When did it come to this?

when mummy may was an abject FAILURE

>>37596155
In spain they had three elections in one year because of this same problem

I guess the British public give no shits about internet privacy then as most voted for Labour or Conservative who both support censorship and monitoring.

>>37596320

You only just noticed no one gives a shit about internet privacy?

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0NCe-l8NVA

>>37596320
>Can I access Facebook and Snapchat?
Good, who cares about fuck all else.
Maybe Reddit for the younger crowd.

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>>37596107
Picture of the night for me.

>>37596366
genuinely looks like a bond villain convention desu

>2 terrorist attacks
>Corbyn the terrorist sympathising, "Let's sit down for tea with ISIS" weakling gains seats

Is Britain lost at this point?

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>Hillary
>Le Pen
>May
>the STATE of women in politics today

>>37596397
>Sit down with isis with tea and cookies.
>Isis think easy pickings to grab a political leaders
>Corbin one punch kills the terrorists
Lad, it's gonna be like my animes.

>>37596397
blame mummy may for being fucking useless and screwing herself out of the job she thought she was the only one for

>>37596320
Ignore what /pol/ talks about with "uncucking" or some silly brand of nationalism vs socialism. People vote for what benefits THEM

Boomers/House owners vote tory to protect their house value and ridiculous private rentals they force on people. The elderly usually do the same to protect their triple lock pensions, this was basically the deciding factor in 2015.

Everyone else votes labour for services, cheaper education/healthcare/welfare net etc. Now labour offered young people something they actually turned up to vote.

>>37596397
>Islamic terrorist attacks
>durr I'm gonna regulate the internet

fucking idiot

Why are all British parties just shit? All of the main parties have shit aspects that make me not want to vote for them.

Labour: Good policies on funding the NHS and police.... want to bring in more immigrants and censor and monitor our internet just as much as the Tories

Conservative: Want to bring down immigration..... want to monitor all our internet

Lib Dems: Don't want to monitor our internte.... want to let thousands of refugees in

>two women prime ministers
>one permanently destroyed relations between the north and the south
>the other took all the work of the previous PM and flushed it down the crapper
they do it to themselves, I swear

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>>37596107
New Meme? Liking it
Really pleased with the results expected a Nasty party landslide
Not looking forward to buffoon PM
Oct election ?
Corbyn will get my vote again

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>>37596454
All of the parties are full of hopeless Blairites. Don't be fooled, they all want to do the same things, they just wear different coloured ties to make you think they're different. None of the major parties reflect the actual beliefs of the people.

>>37596460
I don't know about permanently destroyed, I'm a southfag and I'd shag the living daylights out of lenlad

>>37596355
Wait until porn licenses come in later this year.
They'll cost fifteen pounds from the Post Office or your local Job Centre (NEETs might want to consider the ramifications of this).

Will only allow access to BBFC certified pay sites offering content consistent with an 18 rating, all other material will become illegal.

Obviously 4chan will be one of the first sites to get blocked.

>forecast: warm, dry
>outside: brisk and wet
whatever.

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>>37596495
>>>37596460
> I don't know about permanently destroyed, I'm a southfag and I'd shag the living daylights out of lenlad
>[Post a Reply]
Exactly you wouldnt love him you would just fuck him over typical

Thought I might have to take the way out to paradise with Isabelle

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but It's OK

>>37596535
don't tell me how I feel about best boy

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>>37596443
I can only conclude that some people find the idea of this woman stopping them from fapping arousing.

>>37596107
Lord Buckethead did phenomenally well.
According to http://www.bbc.com/news/election-2017-40211261 he won 249 seats!!!!!

>>37596520

nonsense and bibble

If you're going to pretend to care about cyber security and privacy, could you at least do so about actual issues.

>>37596397
>2 terrorist attacks
>"now's a good time to cut our emergency services"
>"also a good time to provoke them even more with my daft foreign policies"

>>37596603
On the contrary, I am discussing the fact the Digital Economy Act creates a requirement for an "age verification regulator" but has failed so far to identify one. The Post Office and the Department of Work and Pensions are the only bodies currently set up to verify age, and the BBFC are the only group with standing to act as the regulator without the creation of new Quangos which the government has already said it won't do.

The alternative schemes that the Lords discussed for age verification are credit card statements, electoral roll or mobile phone statements. Either way, you will need to present the evidence to the Post Office or the DWP.

The regulator will have the power to inflict fines of 250k or 5% of revenue, whichever is the higher, and compel ISPs to block any non-conforming site (my assumption is most will ask to be blocked rather than expose themselves to risk).

I am discussing the issues, its not my fault they are ridiculous.

So when do I get my tenner wage lads?

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everyone at work's pissed off because we went on an early break
mfw i chose what time we had the break.
waifu post time i think

>PAKIS - OUT
> 3D WOMEN - IN
>CORBYN - OUT
>MUMMY MAY - IN

THE ONLY FUCKING CAPTURE I GET ANYMORE IS "PICK THE CARS" AND IT'S ALWAYS LIKE 8 OUT OF TEN FUCKING SQUARES AND THEN I HAVE TO DO ANOTHER ONE AGAIN FUCK SAKE HIROSHIMA SORT YOUR SHIT OUT YOU USELESS GOOK

>>37596866
>not using legacy captcha

cvck

If anything, Mays complete capitulation simply reinforces the complete ineptitude of women in positions of power.

>>37596647

>Britain's foreign policies provokes lads from Bradford into committing murder

The excuse making for them is a joke at this point

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Only five hours left to go of this hell, then I can go to sleep. Probably going to binge eat but it should be okay since I managed six days~

>>37595869
Anon, we do not bully Ebin~

Tory DUP coalition incoming stupid labourfags ahahahahahaahahahahaha

>>37597031
did you stay up all night tilde?

I just really want to have sex with Theresa May lads.

She could be my "Lady Sonia".

Throwing up all over the place lads, was it all the Cineworld popcorn I had do you think

>>37597107
that is, quite frankly, vile.

I would rail the shit out of lady Sonia desu

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>>37597219
>>37597107
Are you talking about this Lady Sonia or some other lesser bitch that could never hold a candle to the true lady Sonia?

wew, i would love to be a fly on the wall in mays office, i imagine it being like the thick of it right now

>>37597259

Get the fuck out you nip twat

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Jeb we can!

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>>37597274
Lady Sonia disapproves of your post

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>Stay up for a while with a Stella and a Mars bar
>Exit poll shows no Tory majority
>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>It's real

Amazing, /pol/ btfo yet again. 0 UKIP seats, Teresa May cucked, Corbyn kills Blairism after 8 long years.

Finally, feels good to have my vote justified for once. I trust the Tories to form a good coalition without May and lead this country into a prosperous time.

>>37596965
Better a woman than a commie

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>gets too warm
>open window
>some normie starts loudly cutting the grass ruining everything with noise pollution

everytime lads

>>37597365
>hayfever kicks in

I'm gonna have a tantrum lads

The rise of the real left and right is so good.

Centrism is cancer.

>>37597386
Go to bed Americuck

The UKIP party died 0 seats

>the dreams over lads why even live

>>37597375
thank christ I don't have that.

had to shut my window so i'll just be hot and uncomfy all day tbqh, normies win again

>>37597432
they're redundant

>>37597268

she probably day drinking already few lines at eleven then sneak a kebab into number 10 before she steps down in the afternoon

>>37597405

Literally sat in North Acton lad

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72% of the youth turned out to vote, that's really quite amazing when you think about it.
The Tories thought they were too lazy or complacent to even bother trying to appeal to them and it fucked them hard.

>>37596171
Who do you main my good man, and why isn't it Paul/ King?

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>>37597514
Man this takes me back, haven't played a Tekken since Tag 1

Used to spam Yoshimitsu and Gunjack

>>37597507
Kids never vote, nobody could have predicted this

>>37597552
I mean, a lot of people did. A lot of people expected record turnouts for this election after so many idiots got burned by brexit for not voting.

Lads, a madman has taken people hostage at Newcastle job centre.

>>37597552
Nah a lot of people though the youth turnout would be higher than last time - The Tories still just assumed they could fuck them over and still win the majority.

>>37597583
>tfw job center appointment in 30 minutes

Guess I'll bring this up and see what my coach says

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Anyone else's doggos growing in for summer?

Planted this Shephard late last year and it's coming along nicely.

>>37597617
Nice dark bark on the snout there lad, might wanna give him a little watering he looks dry

>>37597551
Tag 2 was absolutely fantastic, just go back and play that. They did a beautiful job of making all the characters - including the redundant ones like Wang, Ganryu and Kunimitsu - different and viable with expanded movesets. It's also the game where Paul finally lands that backflip (if he tags with Law)

>>37597617

What you just said sounded really bent.

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>>37597633
Thanks anon, just gave him a top up now.

Pic is the Neapolitan Mastiff I grew last year, went on holiday and he grew out too much before I got a chance to snip him. Oops.

The DUP have released their demands for a coalition.

The main one is about stopping evolution being taught in schools. What a bunch of backwards fucks.

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>>37596454
>Conservative: Want to bring down immigration..

I don't know why anyone still believes this

>>37597702
lmao what, that cant be real

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>female coworker shows interest in me
>I put in my two weeks notice a week ago, so I guess she waited until I was leaving
>she's a literal 2/10, honestly fucking atrocious in all aspects
>overweight, no ass, saggy tits, short, bad teeth, bad skin, brown, ugly voice, wrinkles, smokes cigarettes, 39 w/ 2 kids
>I'm drunk when I find this out (she got my # through a coworker), but since I'm so starved for companionship I go along with it
>joking about showering together, she's a nurse so she jokes about giving me special attention
>wake up, see what I've said and done
>go in to work, of course she's told all of the females that we're going to hookup
>bitch won't stop texting me
>still have 3 more days of work before I'm out of here

Every time I picture her, my boner dies. Even if I think about how good vagoo feels, and how good a warm mouth feels, the second I enter her into the equation, I fucking shudder.

>>37597901
Congrats, now you know what your league is.

>>37597937
I need to change sports

>>37597901
Kinda glad everyone i work with is 15+ years older than me and married tbqh. Means I don't have to put up with "workplace relationships"

Anyone remember when Noddy Fishwick kissed his mate Gary Hendrix at the back of the cinema in an episode of Byker Grove?

>>37597743

It's true mate, most/all minority's vote labour more minority's more labour votes

It's not that difficult to understand

>>37597992
>Tories BTFO
>Somehow still the immigrants fault

>>37598000

>Fault

no ones talking about fault, fact mate

So Theresa May is off to the palace to form a government.

That was fast. Must have had a deal with the DUP in their back pocket ready to go.

>>37598038
Christianity is coming back boys. DUP is a good thing for us. Don't let the shills tell you otherwise.

>>37598071
>tfw holy protestant government has the best relationship with the monarchy in years

>>37598071
How is it a good thing for us?

>be me
>problem in the 'intimate' area
>ring health centre
>receptionist 'please can you describe the issue to me'
>me 'i'd rather not talk about it over the phone'
>receptionist 'but i need to know in order to put you with the right person'
>'i'd rather not talk about it over the phone'
>receptionist getting vexed
>huffs all the way down the phone
does anyone else know this feel?

>>37598105
Because christianity is good. Are you dense?

>>37598116
No, but you clearly are.

>HURR DURR CHRISTIANITY IS GUD

>>37598116
1/10, E, please explain your reasoning

>>37598127
found the homo jacking off to 2d boy pictures. kys

>>37598129
Notice how britain was at its height when Christianity was at its height too.

>May is willing to remove thirty years of progress so she can still ban the internet, fuck up brexit and still import the same amount of immigrants as Labour

Tories are literal cucks to a ten seat party.

>>37598127
>HURRR I WANT TO SUCK MUSLIM COCK

>>37598151
>>37598181
Are you christians always this thick? Feels like I'm talking to football fans.

>>37598210
t. abduluah al-huc al-reiz billal ul alemen rizwan

>>37598171
>thirty years of liberal '''''''''progress'''''''''

Fixed that for you.

>>37598230
Implying liberal ideas 30 years ago are the same as today. Underage b8

>>37598218
>If you don't think that Christianity is inherently good you must be a muslim

How much do you get in autism bennies?

>>37597079
Nope desu, I really wanted to but I had slavery. Only got about 3 hours sleep altogether though~

How about you lad? Did you stay up?

>>37598277
Jesus was a sand nigger, muslims are sand niggers. Lets ive together knowing YOU ALL LIKE SAND NIGGER KIKES THAT MUTILATE BABY PENISES KILL WOMEN AND RAPE GOATS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Christianity is a tax free pedo ring all religions are.

Alright. Which one of you lads is holding up a jobcentre at knifepoint?

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>tfw not sure if actually gay or just so far down the porn rabbithole I can't wank to anything without a dick anymore

>>37598328
I just forced myself to explore other fetishes I like without the dick aspect, it has helped me like vagoo more

>>37598307

>hostages being released

absolute madman

>>37598328
just wait till you smell it up close lad

>>37598328
Why is a dick more alluring than a fanny?

Is it the taboo aspect of it?

How do you think you'd react if you actually smelled a lad's cock and arsehole up close? Would you Marko it?

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>>37598328
As long as you are enjoying yourself, you really should not worry about it anon~

>>37598336
I find vaginas visibly disgusting

>>37598341
I have sucked a guy off and fucked him but I assumed I was bi since it happened when I was really drunk

>>37598362
But other than that, you like the female form? A busty shemale for example

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>>37598328
>>37598362
>tfw not sure if actually gay
>I have sucked a guy off and fucked him

>>37598362
>I find vaginas disgusting and I've fucked a guy but I'm not sure if I'm gay

How can you not be sure?

>>37594945
OP post the template you use for britfeel threads?

>>37598328
Go on grindr

Would you kiss and cuddle the guys on there?

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>>37598378
not him but I don't know how anyone finds vaginas attractive, its like a disgusting wound

dicks are objectively more aesthetically pleasing

>>37598388
That's not a good test. I'm gay and the last thing I want to do is "kiss and cuddle" guys.

I want my arse fucked. Raw and dirty. I want shit and spunk all over his cock when he pulls it out.

Fuck the "lovey dovey" stuff. I feel like lads who are into that aren't even properly gay. They just want a woman with a cock. Real gays like rough, brute men who just want to use you as a cock sock.

>>37598422
Nice prison gay you got there.

>tfw no sexually confused /britfeel/ boi to bully

>>37598433
Nope, it's the lovey dovey types who are prison gay.

I go to the gym six days a week, wear expensive clothes, take care of my skin and get 70 quid haircuts. I'm constantly getting offers from women. There's no need for me to be prison gay.

>>37598422
Why can't you want both desu?

>>37598465
You can want both. But that means you are bi.

PS4s are down to 200 bong with a free game everywhere lads, I'm seriously tempted

>>37598497
Don't bother mate. There are no good games.

>>37598497
this is tempting lad, free game looks to be different at different shops, which shop were you looking at?

>>37598529
I was looking at Tesco with either Uncharted or Horizon. To be honest I mainly want to play Witcher 3 again because my old flatmate moved and took his PS4 with him. Argos are doing a few others with it I think. Can't imagine they will get much cheaper

I'm pretty sure I'm not gay. I jerk off to being a girl being railed by futa girls all the time but every now and then I'll test it by looking at two dudes fucking and it just does nothing for me.

>>37598542
Maybe you have a case of prision gay. Get yourself a waifu and talk about how you want a boyfriend who looks like a 2D girl, lad.

Why do I find my cousin so sexy lads?

I bet there are paedos on britfeel who post here every day.

>>37598559
Probably so. I could probably fuck a really passable tranny but never a shit one.

>Two students on BBC bragging about spoiled votes
Is this you lot?

>>37598581
Guy who was in my year at school got done for being one, moved to london and assaulted some other girl last I heard. He is probably locked in his room posting here.

>>37598598
we're tory voters here lad, we want a hard brexit to go through

>>37598607
It's funny, all of the unemployed people who post here during the day are hardcore tories or even further right, whereas the people with jobs who post in the evening tend to be Labour. It's the opposite of what you'd expect.

>>37598607
I'm going to have to confiscate that computer lad, can't let the terrrorist win.

>>37598620
Being right wing is currently cool on 4chan. When the majority of /pol/ tells them they'd be cucks to vote tory watch it all change.

>>37598638
Yeah it's edgy to be right wing these days. 4Chan will just always be contrarian to whatever other young people believe, whatever it is.

>>37598638
When did /pol/ become so neo-conservative? Its not as entertaining as old.

>>37598682
r/t_d newfags drove out most of the old natsoc/Ron paul supporting users.

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Whose this then?

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>>37598537
think i'll buy one then, been thinking about it for a while. Can only see it with tekken7, horizon zero dawn and fifa17

will probably choose fifa17 because I suck at fighting games and don't know anything about the other

>>37598715
Karenposter said he had the jobcentre today, think he voted tory too. This must be his revenge.

>try to draw something
>realise a draw like a fucking child

god dammit

>>37598724
Zero dawn is good and an exclusive, Fifa's been easy shit for years.

>ps4 with tekken 7 200 bongs on game

that is a good deal

>>37598724
>Tekken 7

Boring after about 10 hours of play unless you are actually autistic

>Horizon Zero Dawn

Crap

>Fifa 17

Boring unless you want to hang around with your mates and you are too young to go to the pub

>>37598724
Why would you buy a ps4 and then buy multiplat games liek tekken and fifa? At least look into the likes of yakuza, nioh, BB etc.

>>37597992
But it's not true. Tories have not brought immigration down at all, and it has actually increased from shitholes. They don't plan to bring it down and never did.

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>>37598843
I've played bloodborne on the ps4 that belongs to someone else when it released and still own it

no 200 quid deal with nioh or yakuza, just those ones

CORBYNITES - BTFO

B
T
F
O

>>37598771
>look up some tekken ""beginners" guides
>starts blabbering incomprehensible autism speak

I really fancy that Tim Farron.

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VI VON ZULUL

it is absolutely throwing it down outside. wish i had a car.

remember comrades, the capitalist pig dog murdoch will now double down to try suppress the workers revolution

what's this i occasionally hear about another election in october, lads

aren't we done for another 5 years?

>sturgeon actually trying to claim they won in scotland
never trust the eternal haggis

>labour acting like this was a good result

delusional idiots

>>37598620
Wagies are usually educated, which has a strong leftwing bias. Dole rollers on the other hands are usually brainwashed The Sun readers.

>>37598620
>he's never heard of idle rich

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Holding up a job centre? why

>inb4 islam

>>37598771
yeah your right, tekken is probably the best option and value desu. I'll keep considering it. Tried to get one when they were 150 quid during christmas sales but didnt manage.

Just leaked myself after going to the toilet and I only put this underwear on yesterday - disaster.

>>37599247
vivaldis' four seasons drives a man to barbaric acts

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>>37598724
Nice desu, we can be friends on it!

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>>37599281
I've got an embarrassing psn name from when I made it in like 2009.

did you buy a ps4? what games interest you on it?

>>37599301
>xX1337Ebin420Xx

>>37599301
I haven't used my account in ages, might just make a new one and post it in the thread~

I am mostly interested in weeb stuff but if there's anything you want to play let me know lad. I won't get angry or shout at you either~

>>37595966
>Literally 'UK Independence Party'
>UK independence is secured
>Subsequently drops dead in the polling

Who could have predicted this?

>want to go shops
>ive been up since 4am and it's going to be soo bright outside my eyes will explode

>>37599362
>UK independence is secured
naive fool

when will we know whats happening?

QUEEN APPROVES
COALITION FORMED

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS BAD BEFORE NOW WE HAVE CONSERVATIVES AND UNIONISTS BLOWING YOU COMMIE FUCKS OUT.

FUCKING CORBYNKUCKOLDS ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT


AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *breathes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LABOUR KEKS BTFO HAHAHAHAAHH

>>37599411
SINN FEIN BTFO

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Hi laddies, I've had my history exam and I'm pleased I report I think it went really well. The questions were familiar and one if them was even the exact one I read whilst preparing last night. The only thing is that exams are exhausting. This one took 3 hours. That's a lot of time to be concentrating for

Pic related is my lunch: chips, tendies, 2 rashers of bacon and 2 sausages

summers over lads

>>37599422
3 hours wow. Well done lad, you deserve your tendies.

>just bought a car and drove it back home after not driving a car for over 6 months
>brain now frazzled
fucking hell, my brain hasn't had to work hard for a long times

>>37599411
so its official now. ?

>Jeremy Corbyn called on Mrs May to resign and said the Conservatives should stand aside for a Labour minority government.

kek

ABSOLUTE MONARCHY NOW

May might want to resign but the party won't let her cause even more uncertainty, the figure head is never the one in charge.

She has to suck it up form the coalition and start the brexit negotiations before resigning as the PM that moved to soon

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>>37599411
>tfw you beat back the commies but lose to the fourth reich

>>37599466
i know that feel

>tfw you drive for 5 hours on the motorway and collapse into bed exhausted when you get home

>>37598670

>4Chan

that's edgy lad

>Monster raving loony party got more votes than the women's equality party

>Labs saying cons are BTFO
>Cons saying labs are BTFO
Who's really BTFO? Is anyone BTFO? Seems like a pretty standard election for everyone.

Labour gains support and Cons lose their majority but have their unionist buddies to govern with them. Doesn't seem like anyone's BTFO.

>>37599542
ignorant pedestrian here. why is driving on a motorway exhausting? isn't it just sitting down?

>>37599557
>Who's really BTFO? Is anyone BTFO?
The SNP

hey lads, maybe britfeel can help me. Made myself get sick last night, stuck my fingers down my throat, was very drunk. Last time i did this i gt an oral infection or thrush or something cant remember.. Should I expect this again? Any signs i should watch out for?

>>37599542
none of it was particularly difficult, buying the car was simple and driving it was simple enough but my brain was working over time, I didn't stall though so I was happy

>>37599560
well you are holding the car on it's course which takes it's toll on your arms and holding your leg in a certain position will make you ache as well. It also requires a lot of mental forward planning

>>37599575
Ask tilde when he arrives. He can give you loads of advice

>>37599557
cons lost a significant majority, so they were btfo.

Then they allied with DUP who are basically super cons so now it's even worse for corbyncommies.

Basically Cons lost a little, gained even more extreme right wing views. Labour gained nothing in terms of power.

>>37599557
may is btfo, corbyn did better than any one expected, conservative + dup coalition will be formed which will basically be a tory government but its a thin majority, a lot of damage control is being done by people who thought the tories would be smashing it and a lot of lefties are trying to gloat because jeremy corbyn didnt completely fail and destroy labour

as >>37599570 said, the only party truly btfo were the snp losing so much of scotland like that

>>37599570
Yeah, but only because Scots are voting tactically for Labour

>>37599598
Your statement would make sense if they'd gained more than the Tories. But they didn't

>>37599582
When does he usually arrive?

>>37599627
Dunno, he just sort of floats into chat when his poof arse feels like it

>May's hair overreacts to wind

VIRGIN CONFIRMED

The Scots fucked over Labour. They gave the Tories 11 seats, which was enough for them to form a majority through a coalition.

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Lord Buckethead and Elmo coalition when?

Just found a fiver boys!

On the way to the park edition

To the anon who won my vote yesterday with the 88 dubs, I voted labor for you faggot.

fuck it. it's beer time. might watch a film but don't know what. any suggestions?

>>37599700
That was me, you liar. Fuck your fiver.

its my birthday today. im 34.
got to go to asda, may treat myself to something nice.
gonna celebrate tomorrow tho, mainly by sitting in front of the computer masturbating then watching a flim. sigh.

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>>37599736
Pic is too big to post on 4chim hold on nigger I'm on mobile

>>37599775
That doesn't mean you're me, dumbass. I voted Gondola.

>>37599771
Happy birthday lad, get something tasty from asda

so May is in with the DUP
what's this mean for NEETS, specifcally those on ESA?

>>37599771
Happy birthday anon.
What film are you planning on watching?

>>37599771
>treat myself to something nice from asda

This is sad, but also the exact kind of thing I'd do on my sad birthday

Have a great day mate

>>37599775
Such a retarder looking x, why?

>>37599810
Because he's a labour voter of course

>>37599812
FUUUU TORY BASTARF REEEEEEEEeeee I can't go uni becuz of u

Ian Paisley blesses this thread

>>37599784
Lol huh? Sorry if I missed your dubs or whatever


Why are you so angry today, friend

>>37599812
Very funny you bourgeoisie cunt.

Just wait. Soon the workers will awaken and we will subdue the means of production you fat piggy

>>37599812
I'm only a labor voter because of the power of dubs, was gonna vote tory

think we'll get a vote of no confidence or another election?
May can fuck off

>>37599841
Bourgeoisie is just a buzzword to demonise successful people.

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what happened to the lib dem surge lads

>>37599864

They fugged up by not wanting a coalition.

I fell for the caffeine shampoo meme lads.

>>37599771

Happy birdday anon

what movie are you going to watch?

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>Got a call from a job agency, first time I've been contacted since I lost my job 2 months ago
>Told me about a pretty nice position she thought would suit me
>All sounded great, just need to meet them on Monday to finalise it so I could be put foward
>Also need to do some online tests
>Don't see a problem, shouldn't be too bad
>Do 1st one, numeracy
>Panic for no reason, lose so much time
>31 questions in 5 minutes
>Keep trying to remember stuff while simultaneously punching it in calculator
>Lose half a minute because I forgot how to calculate perimeter, don't answer the last 4 or so questions
>Second one is typing
>Doesn't seem bad, at a good pace
>Get 2 minutes in and realise it's 20 screens I need to copy, not 10
>Panic again
>Time up with only about half done
>Third one is excel
>Turns out to be based on the excel version I never used
>Thought I'd loaded my own version of excel up for reference when it was actually choosing which file types to open
>Lost loads of time but managed to finish
I fucked it up didn't I lads?
I just want a fucking job.

>>37599888

If you were half competent then you're good enough. Those tests exist to weed out people who can't move a mouse.

Any Cheltenham bots up for a karpackie? On me.

>>37599863
>success is receiving ridiclous amounts of revenue from work you do not do and cucking the entire planet into producing a monumental amount of resources not needed

Alright lad. I think most people at the time have just followed in daddy's footsteps.

Brexit is going to be a disaster
May is in too weak and position to get a good deal now

UKIP IN THE STREETS
>LIB DEMS IN THE BACK SEATS
GREENS PICKING THEIR TEETH

>>37598151
Britain was at its height when steam power was widespread. Obviously this means returning to steam engines is the thing to do.

>>37599927
brexit was a disaster from the moment it was decided that we would vote without knowing what kind of deal was on the table

>>37599915
>creating stable jobs for countless people, stimulating the economy and creating goods/providing services is bad

>>37599929

LIB DEM IN THE STREETS
UKIP IN THE SHEETS

GET YOU A GIRL WHO CAN DO BOTH

>>37599937
yes lad, when asda rolled into town and put all the family owned shops of business it created so many more jobs

>>37598715
Ban high capacity assault knives with tactical grips

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>>37599864
+4 seats is a lib dem surge
Also
>tfw my parents voted libdem

>>37599949
you're an idiot, big companies were small once too and they succeed by providing the best service, it's only natural that they rise to the top

the people put out of work can find jobs within the company if they so choose, since it's so big like you say

>>37599959
>tfw genuinely think my Dad voted UKIP just because he was the only white English speaking guy at the booth when he went
He wouldn't say but he said that the passing people "influenced" him a bit. Not that it matters, Newcastle Central will be labour until any theoretical children I have die.

>>37599914

I'm from Cheltenham but I'm too shy desu.

>>37599949
also

>2 people losing their job is worse than an entire area having worse services and quality of life

>>37599913
I hope so. I just remember doing a bunch when I was looking for an apprenticeship and they were easy as shit. Just caught me off guard a bit.

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IT'S JUST A TRICK OF THE LIGHT

>>37600001
So close
Extra text

>>37599991
How old? I'm 23, sat in montpellier drinking a can with my girlfriend. I'm wearing black jeans , striped white shirt and brown boots, if you work up the courage, come say hi.

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Milk Cat 78

>>37599937
>does not understand that you can do this with socialism with out facilitating robbery

>>37599974
>big companies were small once too and they succeed by providing the best service, it's only natural that they rise to the top
they mostly succeed by snowballing with the economics of scale
>the people put out of work can find jobs within the company if they so choose
it's a well accepted fact that globalisation reduces the amount of jobs in the local economy, literally every town under 100,000 people has been destroyed by it.
>>37599995
>worse services and quality of life
a minimum wage asda drone has a worse quality of life than people who are actually invested in their community and have some pride. The modern economy chews people up and spits them out, it's no wonder they turn to crime, drugs and broken homes. Why wouldn't they? what does their town and life have to offer for them but an existence enriching someone who gives nothing back.

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>>37596815
Doctors appointment in two hours. I hope I get something out of it.

>>37599560
>ignorant pedestrian here. why is driving on a motorway exhausting? isn't it just sitting down?
I dunno about for normies, but for me it's just kinda stressful, plus you're constantly paying attention for 5 hours in a row and can't really relax.

>>37599411
yay the conservatives and the fucking protestant fascists are in a coalition.
Well i guess things haven't gotten bad enough yet for people to vote for the right party.

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>>37600157
>my party is the right party because I say so but I don't need to back it up because I'm right

>>37600223
You did not back it up either you weird cunt

Not him btw

>>37600249
I'm not saying my party is the best party though

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got made fun of again at the job centre

finally signed on after 6 months of true neetism (not even on bennies)

>>37600262
Lad, you made about the same amount of implication as him

Why don't old people vote labour? If I was old, I'd want all the gibs I could get.

i posted this
>>37599411
and
>>37600223
>>37600262

is not me, but i do think Tories are the best party at the moment and Labour hasn't been for the white working class since the 90's. The average labour supporter is a 20 something vegan welshman who works for a charity.

>>37600223
I didn't even mention a party
If you need conviction that the conservatives are not the right people to vote just use your common sense

>>37600337
Because old people remember British culture and the people who died in the war to preserve it and now they all have niglet grandchildren and muslims next door.

>>37600357
>and now they all have niglet grandchildren and muslims next door.
Yeah because the tories don't love paki cock too. If that was true they'd vote UKIP.

>>37600337
old people vote for the party that'll make their houses worth more and their pensions bigger

>>37600357
Diversity is the way forward

>>37600376
And you think honeydicking pakistanis with even more gibs than they currently get and a get out of jail free card for any and all terrorism isn't going to bring more of them? I'm a Londoner, i know how these people work.

The labour party is the nigger party.

>>37600032
I'm 21 and look like a NERD

>>37600405
I never said anything about labour they're just as bad with pakis. Mongs like you seem to think just because tories are right wing they will do something about muslims when they're too scared to even comment on islam after three terror attacks.

>>37600405
New Labour is not here anymore lad. Calm down. This is like saying the conservatives still create bet widening

>>37599598
>only because Scots are voting tactically for Labour
Wrong. What you lot seem to forget about on here is we actually HAD an indepence vote and the majority wanted to stay. Sturgeon screwed herself by pushing yet another one when people don't want it, Scottish labour was useless along with Corbyn 'being open to talks'. Only the tories stood up and said we're not letting this whiny slut get an instant do-over because the result upset her.