>Be very fat >Come in living room >Not paying attention

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Meh. Shit happens, brah.

>>37594787
This

You can always get her pregnant again.

How fat are you that your words hold pressure smdh famalam put down the burger and fries

Eh. Roastie deserved it.

>>37594749
Eh, at least you'll loose weight in prison

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>>37594749
I'm not sure if this is serious or not, either way lost my sides.

>>37594749
>when you're so fat infants crumble under the weight of your words

>>37595120
As if he were an obese Ulfric Stormcloak.

>>37595161
He's the baconborn

>>37594749
>Be me, a fucking idiot
>see bunch of blankets on couch where I want to sit
>grab all the blankets in a bundle and toss them to the side
>baby was among the blankets, bounces off the couch and hits the hardwood floor
>doesn't cry or anything
>HOLY SHIT ANON WTF
>baby wakes up and has hospital visits for the next few months
>still get shit about it