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Thoughts on Jane Douglas 2017-09-01 11:23:49 Post No.39445194
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Common, I know you cunts are into Jane Douglas..... thoughts?
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who the fuck is jane douglas
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>>39445194
Its like she does not even have a real face, its like its a doll's face... common cunts... Its Friday night... Post some Jane's you fucking cunts....
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>>39445202
Kill yourself
swrtsgsrtgrtgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWYt-NKYzlE
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Shit stories / Bathroom anxiety 2017-09-01 11:18:44 Post No.39445157
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Shit stories / Bathroom anxiety
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2017-09-01 11:18:44
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I haven't seen a bathroom thread in a long time. Let me hear you shitting tales...
Backstory
>6 or so
>at school, need to take a shit
>bathroom stall offers little privacy
>the bottom of the door is high and the guilty shitter can be easily identified by shoes and pants etc
>tiny fragile locks
>I start stinking up the place
>other kids start come in to the bathroom, even girls for some reason
>they start mocking me for the stink
>they start kicking the stall door as hard as the could
>they start climbing up from neighbouring stalls to try and look over
>they start peeking under the stall door
Become traumatised about public shitting
Some years later...
>16 or so, in school.
>need to shit bad
>usually hold it until I get home due to public poo fears
>find bathroom in a quiet corner of the building
>realize the MAIN DOOR to the bathroom has a lock I can use from the inside, granting me total shitting privacy
>a few minutes in to the shit, people start trying the handle, normally at first, but then more aggressive
>Start to hear shouting "Hey open up!", "What you doing in there?"
>The kerfuffle has attracted a small crowd wondering whats going on
>Cut my shit early and make the walk of shame through my peers
>They see through my ruse and mock me until I make my way out the block
You're dammed if you do and you're dammed if you don't.
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>11 years of school, never shat
>first three months in uni, shat 7 times
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When I was younger I thought public toilet seats hurt so I sat directly on the toilet rim where all the piss was.
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>mid winter enter toilet
>go to shit even tho people are in the room cause it was starting to hurt
>sit down arse emitts a explosion hear people laughing
>cry
>they're laughing more because i cry
>they kick open door
>they leave laughing cant close door stand up and waddle to close door
>shit on shoes
>walk home without talking to anyone
>mfw
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Is /r9k/ just /pol/'s /r/TheRedPIll?
What's with the East Asian hate?
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Shut up chink
Sage
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>>39445142
Whiteys mad at Asian superiority
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no, r9k is /r/depression
TRP is way much redpilled
even pol is more redpilled about women than r9k
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r9k wants a virgin girl who is saving herself for someone.
Uh, why would that virgin girl pick you over a non-loser?
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>>39445086
If there was a reason for a qt virgin girl to pick a /r9k/ resident this board would be much less active
you didn't think this through at all op
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Girls often date huge losers, definitely bigger ones than me, so I don't think it's all that important a factor
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>>39445086
I don't want a virgin girl but I want a girl who's only really had sex in relationships and not been a slut
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got a speeding ticket
>speeding down rural area down one lane road.
>grey car passes me by
>realize it said "police" on the side.
>phew he passed me and hasn't turned around yet
>turns around quickly
>see the lights come on
>slowly stop on the side hoping it isn't me
>its me
>gets my info
>comes back with a nice 5MPH over ticket, downgrade from 11MPH or more, what a nice police officer
>only comes with two points instead of three and is twenty dollars less
>"you'll have to contact the court sir to setup a date."
>"oh great now I have to take off work" I muddle under my breath
Why couldn't he just give me impeding traffic, no points and I can pay the fine right away online. Save me the fucking time, now I have to go to court, wait and wait. Then I have to talk to some other person and tell them "I want impeding traffic." I am likely to get it to, as all I have ever gotten is impeding traffic in the past, and it never shows up on your record.
That's the worst, when the police pass you by on the opposite side of the road. You didn't even get a chance to slow down and avoid that shitty ticket.
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got a court date for doing 111 and running a stop at 4am
don't know why he let me leave with my car, lol
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>>39445084
How about you follow the law, degenerate?
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>>39445105
This
You broke the simplest rule
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>be 15
>really into anime
>mostly slice of life
>start thinking of how cool and delicious bento boxes look and how shitty my sandwiches are
>decide to make a bento box to take to school to impress my peers
>start making it but i dont have the food i want so i go to the store
>end up spending $40 on things like beef, rice and good looking vegetables
> get home and spend an hour making the food and half an hour arranging it so it looks nice
>be next day
>take it out during lunch
>start eating it
>realize that i'm a terrible cook and gag
>i start to close the lid but people are looking at me
>"oh wow anon has an exotic lunch"
>i'm committed
>force myself to eat all of it
>at least 3000 calories
>feel like shit
>an hour later during maths
>feel a rumbling
>get up and start telling the teacher i feel sick
>mid-sentence i projectile vomit onto the back of a girls head
>mum picks me up
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Ayy lmao that's le funny one I'll repost it to reddit
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hey you gave it an honest try, just learn to cook next time
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how do you fuck up rice
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What do girls want in a relationship?
I would just be happy with having a gf. There's no greater joy for me except in knowing someone loves me.
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>>39445048
Why do you think a gf would love you?
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>>39445173
are you asking me a serious question or?
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>>39445233
I'm not the guy you're replying to, but I was wondering the same thing as him.
Why are there so many self-hating men these days? What is it in it for them to shit on their own gender? Do women offer them pussy to do it?
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>>39445035
Lord knows. Is anyone on Twitter sane?
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>>39445035
low testosterone, i guarantee you if you gave a nu male a fuck ton more T he wouldnt be such a limp dick faggot
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>>39445035
He's completely missing the point of Lord of the flies. I hate that they make us read that so early on, nobody gets it
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I dreamed about her again.
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>>39445030
I recently saw a profile of this cute lady, and I can't forget her now. She hijacked my brain.
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>>39445030
>waking up and realizing it was just a dream
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OP here, she just sent me a cute funny video. Please just let me forget her.
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Can you get ED from depression? I haven't got a boner, not even watching porn, in 4 weeks.
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>>39445005
yeah, and some antidepressants can cause it too. Basically, you're fucked
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>>39445108
>avoided SSRIs because masturbation was my only joy
>now I don't have that
Maybe now is the time?
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>>39445287
>now is the time
To tackle your porn addiction? Yes.
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>starting to unironically enjoy linkin park crawling
I-its a good song! Lyrics that robots can relate to.
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>tfw all this time Chester was suffering but everyone just called him edgy and mocked his songs
That's the real tragedy
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>>39445034
>rich guy kills himself
ill never understand and nobody will ever be able to make me understand
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>>39445034
I think he should of kept doing drugs
I think quitting is what killed him
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>feeling love/affection to another human
Why? Just thinking about it makes me cringe.
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originally edgy
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>>39445006
>buzzwords
Me too OP, I don't get it.
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>>39444976
It's like a drug, it feels good is fucking why. Ayou should try it sometimes
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A question regarding us 4channers: 2017-09-01 10:55:49 Post No.39444971
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A question regarding us 4channers: 2017-09-01 10:55:49 Post No.39444971
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A question regarding us 4channers:
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Are we the evil ones? Us depressed neet, socially awkward outcasts? Did we do something to desire this shitty life?
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no, we just have bad genes and single moms
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I don't think 4channers are necessarily evil nor good for that matter, we can just express opinions which would've normally been demeaned as socially unacceptable partially because of the anonymity of 4chan but also because social norms don't apply to outcasts.
I think that's why 4channers are seen as evil by normies, and of course some 4channers are evil and others good; it's not a hivemind.
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No, the most evil people are usually very socially capable and have the power to do a lot of harm because of it. ISIS and the Nazis are/were huge normies
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>sit down to poo
>dick hits toilet seat
>dick hits inside of toilet
Why can't they make a toilet that caters to men?
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Do I just have a super deep toilet bowl or does the average /r9k/ poster have a 10 inch dick?
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>>39444933
I really thought i was the only one with this problem.
>>39444990
You don't have to have a 10 inch dick, mine's average and i regularly have this problem
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>>39444990
I'm 7" and it happens quite often
Add my steam right now
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198035928189/
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I'm scared I'll get molested
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I dont fuck with that weeb shit
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>>39444899
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im axuirs
i play hyperweebland too :^)