Thoughts on Jane Douglas

who the fuck is jane douglas

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>>39445194
Its like she does not even have a real face, its like its a doll's face... common cunts... Its Friday night... Post some Jane's you fucking cunts....

>>39445202

Kill yourself

swrtsgsrtgrtgs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWYt-NKYzlE

>>39445225
So some Australian thot that's a talking head for some game reviewing company
Literally who

>>39445262

>thot
>Jane Douglas

You what mate? She's so fucking pure that the inside of her pussy is probably white velvet like a fucking Vegas wedding dress, or an expensive winter hat.

You;re just a stupid nigger.

original

>>39445194
Who the fuck is this ugly whore and why should I care

>>39445299
That girl has definitely rode a mile of cock
You're deluding yourself

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>>39445335

Proof or it didn't happen

>Everyone post Jane's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MCIR3y7ygw

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Why is the fucking Outside Xbox qt being posted on r9k

Come on please don't sink this low celebrity threads I understand but some random girl talking about video games is kinda fucked up dude

I get that it's r9k but oddly specific stuff like this makes me feel weird?

>>39445443

>Faggot posting mike
>Thinks that the concept of celebrity hasn;t been localised/distributed by the internet into an almost personal phenomenon
>Doesn't have favourite micro-celebrity qt's
>Believes that youtube celeb's should not be discussed outside of their retard nu-male tumblrite comment sections

How many retardations can you compress into one post?

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>>39445489
I have tons of pseudo-celeb waifus get fucked dork

Have some more Mike too you pansy cunt

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>>39445517

>backtracks on his whole post
>still calls me a cunt

FIGHT ME

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>>39445541
I didn't say shit about not having internet waifus in my OP dingus

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>>39445551

>implying

You made fun of Jane, an r9k institution. How dare you?

And how dare you post ReviewBrah after what you've done?

Fucking shame.

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>>39445724
i didn't make fun of jane jane is a total qt ok I would like to marry her one day ok maybe NOW yu understand hy i am so effing mad for you posting this thread ok jane is MY waifu binchj leave her alone a-hole

>>39445748

Literally not even memeing i'm going to be there at EGX 2017. I'm going to be dressed as Jane;s two favourite character's on two separate days:

Agent 47 from Hitman

and The Outsider.

She's going to fall in love with me, even though I think she's probably fucked Andy before, I don't care, we're gonna be together forever, and I've saved up all my money to meet her and ask her out for an expensive dinner. Its happening. You;'re fucked. Don't try to stand in the way of my happiness...

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>>39445815
You don't wanna make this personal.

>>39445815
(if you're not meme-ing do report back though I'm looking forward to whatever stories you bring back good luck anon)

>>39445888

You just want me to fail. I know everything about Jane and everything about what Jane likes.

I've been taking night classes in physics, buying lots of games she plays and watching all her old footage from Oxbox and before.

I'm not going to fail.

>>39445871

Come to EGX and may the best man win, anon.

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>>39445931
lol you think I care that much about ONE of my several waifus (potentially) being taken? I still have Pupinia, that one Japanese girl who can't speak english and that robot(????) artist girl, faggot

>>39445981

>Doesn't have the courage to go out and sieze his waifu
>Thinks they will wait around

Mate....

Imagine being this autistic for a girl who will never even know you exist.

>>39446014
lmao says the bitchboi that has had zero interaction with his waifu until this point I've had the jap qt like and also HEART my comments on youtube ok sweetie sit down let the alpha male teach you a thing or two

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out of all the people...

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>>39445194
>Watched OX channel occasionally
>always thought jane was kinda cute but didnt think anything of it because I'm here for vidya
>now r9k is gonna ruin her by spamming her everywhere and turning her into some circlejerk waifushit meme
Thanks.

>>39446060

>Prepares sarcastic comeback...

Actually, how did you make her heart your comment?

>>39446113
Complimented her cosplay and the way she played the game.

Some people just give those out to whoever on Youtube I dunno dude

>>39446135

Jane wouldn't, she's not a slut. And I think, based on her last name, she has a white dad, which means that she's into white guys doing white guy stuff.

Not kawaii youtube comments about cosplay faggotry.

That said, Agent 47 is my big move.... Maybe I should think this over. Get a motorbike?

I dunno now, fuck...

>>39446189
You might be approaching this the wrong way if you're thinking about legitimately making a move. It sounds like you're gonna present yourself as a massive fan with tons of previous knowledge about their shit. Don't pretend you've never even heard of them before but just say you're a casual fan or whatever, caught 2 or 3 of their videos before and enjoyed what you saw. Agent 47 and whatever the other cosplay was are just coincidences.

Also GET FUCKED her cosplay was good and nice and pure ok AND SHE WAS NOT A SLUT

Well this is a thread I never thought I'd see.
Good to know I'm not the only one with a celebrity crush on Jane D.
BTW, she looks REALLY good in a choker...

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>>39446234

Have you ever WATCHED an oxbox vid before?

Jane is the hotness, but she's also a bit of a bitch. Check out this Wolfenstein vid where she can't handle Mike's shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnrRJ5UzQcU

She's amazing, literally godlike, but she is still gonna be prickly AF to approach. I need all the ammo I can get. If that means shaving my head, getting ripped and getting a temporary tatoo, then so be it.

I've even been practising the accent. She froths over this Agent 47 guy, she even mentions it in this video, can't remember the timestamp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OskMi-1-ZGo


Either way, I've given this a lot of thought. Asked my brothers about it. Given it some more thought. Bought a fucking plane ticket. This is going to take a big gesture, and you can't do that if you're pretending to have watched "just 3 videos" of theirs.

I'll fight Andy at this point, I don't even fucking care. I don't want to, but I will.

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>>39446286

>choker

Fuck off you cunt, Jane is not some Queen of Spades Thot. You are mistaken. No chokers or kardashian thot-shit for Ms Deeds you WANKER

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>>39446333
whatever you say dude. good luck

this thread is full on cringe

why are white losers so creepy and entitled

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>>39446333
Dude, you think you have a shot?
You better be fuckin' Master Chief and Gordon Freeman mixed together...
>>39446354
And YES, she does. A few videos not long ago she was wearing one and it was awesome.
See image:

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>>39446375

Because we made the modern world and everyone either loves or envies us?

Also
>Wanting asian girls
>Entitled

Its just fucking NATURE. Two things literally haven't gone so well together since peanut butter and chocolate. Or garlic and escargot.

Or..... to put it in a way that is likely to appeal to you as a non-white..... Dog meat and soy sauce.

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>>39446436

I think I have a shot. I've been covering all the bases as far as her interests go. I've also studied how she responds better in videos to Andy who is alpha-in-behaviour but beta-in-his-interests, than to mike, who is alpha-in-his-interests (cars, wrecking shit) but beta in his behaviour (way less assertive than Andy and Jane).

I've been practicing a karaoke solo to bust out for her, and I've got my costumes, as I mentioned above.

Its going to come down to looks. My hairdresser said I have the right head to pull off the shaved Hitman look, and I'm going to pump non-stop between now and EGX (end of september) to make sure I look the part.

I literally get out of bed for this. Its my fucking raison d'etre. My work doens't even know I'm quitting yet, I'm just going to get on the fucking plane and never look back.

>>39446593
OK then, good luck I guess.

>>39446642

Wait til October rolls around. i will be posting results. The dream is real.

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>>39446519
absolutely none of that is true. whites couldn't survive without parasitizing minorities in some way. white can't even pick their own cotton.

also nobody likes white males. everyone knows they're all sociopathic autistic dicklets. no wonder even white women want them extinct.

>white loser settling for a spineless self-hating asian women because white women recognize his autism and loserdom

lel tale as old as time. is there any other pairing as cringey and embarassing as wmaf

>>39446436

That's just her hair moving around in that shot.
You are a retard.

>>39446786
Ok, now I know you're trolling, that or you need to get somebody to drive you to an optometrist.

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>>39446777

White wealth is built on plugging labour into the multiplier effect, not nigger-tier agrarian cotton crops. The British Empire was ran at a loss covered by industrialised labour in the north of england. The idea that western wealth depends on non-western resources is literally a bigger meme than keyboard cats.

>dicklets
Oh, you're a nigger.

>Is there any pairing as cringey as-
Literally any pairing with any kind of black person in it because you guys are real life monkey-people, and don't think that all the white people you know don't believe that deep down, coz they really do.

>>39446519
>>39446777
>>39446852
How did this turn into a racial thread?

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>>39446852
>implying colonization wasn't precisely stealing from minorities and their resources while at the same time trying to tell them they're inferior

lmao you're an idiot

>nigger
everyone knows white males have small dicks. you also have inherent desire to be cucked or become homosexual. it's in your degenerate white genes.

>white loser being a predatory racist nutjob trying to lecture anyone

hahaha just kys you fucking embarassment.

>>39445194
No I don't care, I've never heard of this person and I don't care about this particular person.

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>>39446881
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>>39446929

>trying to tell them they're inferior
>trying

Also, you do not understand Keynes. I bet you have great 'rhythm' though.