I haven't seen a bathroom thread in a long time. Let me hear you shitting tales...
Backstory
>6 or so
>at school, need to take a shit
>bathroom stall offers little privacy
>the bottom of the door is high and the guilty shitter can be easily identified by shoes and pants etc
>tiny fragile locks
>I start stinking up the place
>other kids start come in to the bathroom, even girls for some reason
>they start mocking me for the stink
>they start kicking the stall door as hard as the could
>they start climbing up from neighbouring stalls to try and look over
>they start peeking under the stall door
Become traumatised about public shitting
Some years later...
>16 or so, in school.
>need to shit bad
>usually hold it until I get home due to public poo fears
>find bathroom in a quiet corner of the building
>realize the MAIN DOOR to the bathroom has a lock I can use from the inside, granting me total shitting privacy
>a few minutes in to the shit, people start trying the handle, normally at first, but then more aggressive
>Start to hear shouting "Hey open up!", "What you doing in there?"
>The kerfuffle has attracted a small crowd wondering whats going on
>Cut my shit early and make the walk of shame through my peers
>They see through my ruse and mock me until I make my way out the block
You're dammed if you do and you're dammed if you don't.
>11 years of school, never shat
>first three months in uni, shat 7 times
When I was younger I thought public toilet seats hurt so I sat directly on the toilet rim where all the piss was.
>mid winter enter toilet
>go to shit even tho people are in the room cause it was starting to hurt
>sit down arse emitts a explosion hear people laughing
>cry
>they're laughing more because i cry
>they kick open door
>they leave laughing cant close door stand up and waddle to close door
>shit on shoes
>walk home without talking to anyone
>mfw
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I have genuine pee anxiety at urinals. Can't piss with anyone in room.
If I try to I just have my dick out and no pee comes out even if it's so bad it hurts
You fucking pussy OP, it's only a shit and in the adult world no one does that unless you happen to be shitting in a public toilet in the ghetto.
Just shit in a toilet without locking the entire bathroom like a normal person
COME ON, MORE!!!
>be me 30 years old
>at work, have to take big shit
>bathroom is in far corner of kitchen area
>shut and lock door
>hear co workers come in for lunch
>loud explosion comes out of my ass
>hear co workers eating lunch
>they totally hear the sounds coming out of my asshole
>one comes down and starts sniffing around the door (hes super flamer)
>door starts to open
>I jump off the toilet and slam door shut
>shit starts rolling down my leg
>clean up and walk past all co workers in kitchen
to this day I anxiety about shitting when the flamer is in the office. I think he may have some sort of scat fetish