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you just put it in your butt xd

Why do I hate anime posters so much?

You could inquire anything of us and this is what you ask

femanon here

maybe you should get therapy

not that I would have sex with you regardless, just in case you want to not die

I'm so sorry

>>37708571
fermion here

Snackbar yourself at some jews.

>>37708571
>get a tent
>get a charcoal grill
>light up some charcoal inside the tent
>lay down and listen to comfy music as you pass out
(optional) wear one of those particle masks so you don't inhale soot

Fembot here

you're just a bitter manbaby maybe go outside and you won't be so gross

seriously you guys are terrible

femanon here, what the fuck is this? this is why i need feminism. you are just like /r/incels, please go back. you must go back.

>>37708410
femanon here, frankly I want to gag on tyrones cock and you cant stop me

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>>37708303
Same here, I'm only like 6 inches rock hard

Feels bad man

femanon here

just so you know dicks size doesn't even matter it's more about your personality

>>37708475
Don't fall for this meme . Size matters

>i lied about my past experiences
hope it's nothing that will come back to haunt you
cause if it's a big enough lie, it will be revealed

>>37708252
Congrats. Good luck with her anon. Any other tips?

>>37708276
nah, i have no friends to reveal this.
>>37708286
thx anon. yeah, actually there are some very entry-level books which can help you even more. i got them from nice anon and they really changed my perspective even tho she said there are for dummies.

Because they have a superiority complex.

They've never done it

>>37708071
Easy doesn't mean effortless. Trained monkeys could do these jobs, where it would be impossible to teach them how to do a real job. Wagies are basically just cheap trained monkeys anyway.

>>37708049
"begone drug thot"

>>37708049
>That slut
>worth an oz

Id maybe give her an eighth to fuck
Quarter for anal tho

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I can get ounces so
>charge her $50 too much
>tax some of the ounce
>use that $50 to buy more weed

drug habits are not inhibited by filthy girls, I will fuck any one over no matter your gender

>>37708028
nothing, i am mastering the art of EMDR and i will leave these mortal desires behind.

ew for once im glad im not stacey

and also why are people such pigs

You cannot take what I don't have

i was a good kid but i almost accidentally killed another older kid

>tfw no one believes me

A bad kid. Still got good grades, but I was a dick to everyone and always got in trouble.
I kinda still am. I'm an adult now but all I do is get drunk and fuck my relationships with other people up.

>>37707987
Fembot here,
I was a cute kid and always happy!

>>37707875
Act like a normal person, listen to her, try to make her laugh, it's not that hard

Fuck her right in the pussy
Well since this is r9k its propably you whos gonna end up taking it in the ass. You lil homo

Cancel it or get the fuck out you filth; stop falling for the roastie meme

>>37707845
Self defense/defending others, that's pretty much it.

>>37707845
If they're being stupid cunts

>>37707845
Never, unless they are armed. Even if they're just like slapping you or something it still isn't okay.

have a posh wank mate
surprisingly not too bad

>>37707817
I use them to masturbate so I don't seafood

>>37707817
>Fill one with fake blood
>Hide it under you shirt/in a pocket or something
>Poke it with a thumbtack when you need to get out of a situation

People will think you got shot or something until they see that there is no injury.

new track i recorded recently

https://youtu.be/bUb62rjtNqw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edj9grZvyls

>>37707816
Cake and Lain, not bad at all.

>>37707826
368 times better than me, you tried it with steel strings? Feels like that could work out.

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>>37708340

Thanks, nah never tried steel strings i'll look into it tho

A cheeky subscribe would make my day anon ;) goy goy

>>37707800
femanon here

maybe you should just go out and enjoy the day arround a beer with someone :)

>>37707824
femanon here.

fucking leave my board, you faggot.

Can I get an answer from someone who is not a fake femanon plox

>>37707763
Who want to live like that? Those people are stupid. You sound rather stupid aswell op. Fuck you.

>>37707763
we're allowed to mock wagies, but we're also allowed to mock NEETcucks.

They're both cucks anon.

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>>37707763
>it won't be tolerated no more.
Is that supposed to be threatening?