Ugly dick thread

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>>37708303
Same here, I'm only like 6 inches rock hard

Feels bad man

femanon here

just so you know dicks size doesn't even matter it's more about your personality

>>37708475
Don't fall for this meme . Size matters

>>37708515
Size matters but not the way you and the rest of this board thinks. 5 inches is perfectly fine.

>>37708515
Girth matters. You gotta have a dick at least 6 inches hard but it's gotta be wider than the Mississippi River.

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>>37708303

Showed 2 women my dick. They laughed and called it tiny and gross. Even the people on here called it gross.

It sucks having an ugly dick but you get over it because nobody is going to see it anyway. I feel a sense of kinship with my fellow ugly robots.

>>37708545
>>37708557
My dick is only small when flaccid. Really small (can probably shrink to 1.5-2 inches, which is embarrassing especially since I'm 6'3"). It's about 6.5 x 6 inches erect. But it's still ugly and has hair up the shaft

>>37708623

How long is it? anon-kun

>>37708681

5 inches, so smaller than average.

>>37708462
Sometimes I feel we should sue whichever idiot that performed our circumcision.
You're dick isn't too bad though. Kinda cute desu

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>>37708623
this is considered an ugly dick? fuckkkkkk well I guess I'm going to stay kissless then

My dick looks so cute, it's perfect and uncut. Too bad it's short and skinny and no one will ever see it without laughing.

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>>37708303
Curved to the left and I hate it. Already had surgery since it used to be even worse.
Still too insecure to ever show a girl my dick. She'll probably laugh and tell all her friends.
26yo kv going strong for wizard mode. I should've just become a trap.

>>37708623
Did you show it to some random girls? Like opened your trenchcoat before some innocent eyes on the street or what?

>>37708706
It's despicable. The godamn Jews brainwashed doctors and my parents into mutilating me, now I'll never feel sexual pleasure the way I'm supposed to.
>>37708671
Yeah I'm a grower as well. I'm like 2 inches soft and like 6.5 hard
>>37708623
There's surgeries that correct the fucked circumsission you got going on
>>37708545
Honestly in my experience, girls don't care as long as you use fingers and tongue to help

Femanon here.
Just wanted to say I like all you guys dicks;) please post more hihi

>>37708794
would be pretty 10/10 if it was straight, desu

>>37708815

No, I showed it to two friends.

>>37708842

I'm not circumcised. I'm holding the foreskin down. I also have an acute phimosis so if I don't hold the skin over the head, the skin still covers the head even though I'm erect. My dick looks dry because I held the skin off it for half an hour before the pic. I do daily exercises to stretch the skin out. Something most women and guys don't even know about. Only the robros know about these problems guys have to go through just to maybe someday be able to please a girl.

>>37708303
REEEEE HOW DO I GET THE HAIR OFF MY SHAFT I HATE IT

>>37708918
Use a trimmer. Buy me off amazon

>>37708918
Idk but I'm considering laser removal. I don't like to shave it too much because I'm afraid of ingrown hairs. In did try nair once it was good but there's a risk of chemically burning your dick

>>37708878
T-thanks.
I see a lot of people complain about their size when I'd gladly give up 1-2cm if it was straight. Although then I'd probably also be complaining about my size lol

>>37708960
Buy em ****.Please don't buy me.

>>37708969
How much for you

Will you wear a butler outfit and sing me to sleep

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Have you guys ever checked the underside? Don't, it's fucking worse than the top and will just make you want to kill yourself more.

>>37708794
Fuck off foreskin Chad, you have no business here.

>>37708855
t. mtf
Females are very particular about the penises they like.

>>37708462
That isnt ugly anon. Your dick is very cute and suckable

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>>37708462
More of me;
This time while hard

REEEE I HATE IT!

>>37709008
since when is having a foreskin instantly chadifying. My phimosis would like a word with you, twat.

>>37709008
My underside is great looking. The frenulum looks like my pretty, pink, moist glans is wearing a thong.

>>37709053
really isn't that bad anon, yes it would be better if you still had foreskin but definitely don't lose sleep over it

>>37709054
You can not even begin to understand the pain of having your foreskin torn from you before you could even talk, you do not belong in this thread.

>>37709053
Shut the fuck up your dick looks cute. Nothing fucked about it. Maybe you aren't secure about the size but it looks good.

>>37708794

Speak to a urologist, everything is fixable these days.

>>37708842
>>37708303
>>37708462
>>37708623

It's not just circumcision. The jews are not putting estrogens in shampoo, soap, all sorts of things.

They're called xenoestrogens, and they're causing all this small penis fuckery

>>37709072
Yeah I guess. We are always more critica of ourselves than other people are.

>>37709013
Well how would you know? You aren't a female.

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>>37709054
Phimosis here too nigga.

After THREE YEARS of stretching EVERY DAY.

I can finally pull my foreskin back when flacid.


Wanna know the worst part? i've had sex, with four different girls, and each time IT HURT LIKE FUCK

SEX

HURTS

AND NOW, that I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYBODY OR RECIEVED EVEN A TEXT in TWO YEARS.

WHEN MY PENIS FINALLY DOES BEGIN TO WORK CORRECTLY AND I FINALLY CAN RETRACT WHILE ERECT, I CAN NO LONGER HAVE SEX.

Every girl I've heard talking about dicks think they look fucking disgusting with foreskin. As do I. Aesthetically speaking, foreskin does look fucking horrible.

>tfw have above average cock and still a Virginia at 23

Why breathe?

>>37709082
yes it's terrible to have your foreskin removed without your choice, no argument. But having foreskin does not by and stretch of the imagination make your dick look good.

>>37709008
>chad
oh boy

>>37709101
Like I said, already had surgery on it. Used to be almost 90 degrees curve. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced and one of the stitches broke during an erection. Hence why it's curved again.
I don't feel like doing that shit again

>>37709124
Makes your dick look worse. And smell like shit

>>37708794
well girls love curved dick when they experienced one
if you don't believe me I am gay and girls love to talk to fags about dick

>>37709150
No, they love a different type of curved dick, curved UP, not sideways.

>>37709116
Yeah, but if nobody was circumsized, don't you think it would then be considered normal?

>>37709176
I agree. I still think they would look ugly though.

>>37709116
Ever heard of the "once they go black, they never go back" meme? That was started because blacks had a lower rate of circumcision and girls preferred sex with intact men.

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>>37709113
fucking hell, I feel bad for you anon. I'm a kv so I always thought it would be painful as fuck, considering how difficult wanking is with a tight foreskin.
the worst thing is that when I was young I had no idea that you were supposed to be able to pull your foreskin all the way back, mine looked like pic related until a couple of years ago when I started stretching. Took me fucking ages and now that I can pull it all the way back it turns out that part of it is fucking fused to the shaft so I still get fucking cheese dick. My dick stinks so bad but I don't want to talk to a doctor about it. I almost wish I got jew skinned when I was a kid rather than have to put up with this. I might still have to since it's fused and all that.
when I wank now it's actually bad that I stretched it because if it pops over the head it basically makes a tourniquet at the base of my knobhead and I have to finish before my dick goes black.
fuck phimosis

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The only problem some of you guys have is that you don't shave

>>37708303
>ugly dick

dont worry OP, the story goes that the ugly duck grew up into a beautiful swan!!!

oh wait, I misread. you're fucked, mate.

>>37709246
No, that was started because blacks have bigger benises
>>37709261
Only women and fags shave

>>37709226
An ugly dick is ugly, cut or not. But most uncut dicks are better looking by default because they are not dry, salty nor discolored. Not to mention the foreskin can be retracted and appear similar to a cut dick but without any of the flaws of a cut dick. In other words, you're just a MGM sympathizer.

>>37709150
>>37709171
The second anon is right unfortunately. Unless I lay them on their side it's not gonna work (aka none of the most popular sex positions)

>>37709008
HOLY SHIT THIS ISNT EVEN HUMAN

youre like the roastie equivalent of a dicks

god wtf is wrong with this scarred thing?? Is this some sort of STD or something? fuckkkkkkkkkkkk

>>37709261

This >>37709291 guy knows whats up

DInn HIndiynihniniu

>>37708789
I need an original picture of this specimen

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>>37709008
what the actual fuck, you guys?

boys can be roasties too I guess

>>37709008
Holy shit, I bet that even quasimodo has a prettier dick than you do. Better find a blind girl with no sense of touch

>>37709291
False. When guys shave their balls they're nice and soft and you can suck them. Aaaand makes your dick look bigger and less smelly

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>>37709421
>roastie dick

Eczema dick here, kill me, it's covered in sores.

>>37709421

We've got a new meme now boys.

>>37708794
God anon 90 degrees. I can't imagine something like that. But your dick is cute now, a girl who loves you won't make fun of your dick

All your dicks are fine. Porn is retarded and a lie the average sized dick is around 5.5 inches. Also if you want your dick to look nicer apply lotion once or twice a day and get underwear that has support.

>>37709261
Why do normalfags hate hair so much? Hair is not the problem for most of the anons here, hell, it probably masks their ugly dicks if anything.

>>37709291
>blacks have bigger benises
They look bigger compared to a circumcised penis, but otherwise, no, that's a myth.

>>37708965
I know that feel... Mine is curved both downward and to the right

>>37708794
stop jerking it with a deathgrip.
exclusively masturbate it only with the other hand in the opposite direction . It'll straighten itself out.

>>37709522
underwear suggestions?
>boxer briefs everyday personally

>>37709338
It's what happens when a "doctor" cuts off as much skin as possible so that he can sell it. I think part of the problem is that my dick grew significantly during puberty, it didn't look nearly this bad when I was a child.

>>37709421
I believe the mark is a varicose vein caused by the circumcision fucking up blood flow to my glans.

>>37709454
Yep, hopefully I can find a disabled qt someday, believe me, that's what I'm hoping for, I know that no girl could ever look at my dick and like it.

>>37709608
yo, Im pretty sure those are gills on the side there.
Can you breathe underwater with that thing?

>>37709530
Almost same here, down and mostly left.

>>37709584
Hmm I used to fap with my left hand. I don't curve fapanymore though. Do you really believe I can fap it straight, so to say?

>>37709708
Yeah, but then my breath smells like piss afterwards.

Lol its funny how many of you are so worried about ugly dicks. Any dick is fine as long as it can stay erect and get into the vagina. Female orgasm is rarely caused by penetration. Porn is so unreal and exaggerated, so you shouldnt use porn as a reference. And think that your dicks may be ugly, but there are a lot of ugly pussies too, and i dont think you wouldnt fuck a girl if she didnt have a perfect pussy... If everybody had a big nice dick most of us would be in the porn industry gettin thousand of dollars.

Less crying and more trying to get laid

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>>37708303
i have more pix, hang on

>>37709261

> 250ml Energy drink can

Kekus maximus, the average height of a 250ml can is 5.5" fuck off with your tiny penis.

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>>37709906
1st one was profile, this is straight on

>>37709906

Your dick looks like a jews nose.

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>>37709946
>>37709906
xoriginal comment required
xx

>>37709978

Are you even human lmao?

>>37709863

Porn is the ideal. Women want 7 inch dicks that are aesthetic.

>>37709947
shop rubbing hands on it

>>37709978
Can you bend it at the knuckle like a finger?

>>37710054
Most people who think like that dont fuck tho.
Bait reply i guess...

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ugly, small, bent mutilated dick reporting in
I've turned down potential sex about 8 times now because my dick's ugly as hell. still a virgin

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One life and God gives you a gross barely 5-inch erect penis that no female would ever like.

Kill me now.

>>37710195
That's honestly a nice dick.

Stop attentionwhoring.

>>37710195
fuck off normaldick

>>37710223
yeah, its cute, just smol. nice coloration. not like OP's chode or some of the horrorshows in this thread

>>37710223
>>37710245

No sub-6 inch penis will ever be considered normal or "nice" by females.

>>37709291
No. That was started because black men wanted women to have sex with them

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>>37710183
another pic of this monstrosity

>>37710183
I want to believe that your comment is bait. If not, you have serious self steem issues

>>37710141
yes, its like an opposable thumb or a monkeys tail.

>>37710275

I've literally seen a male porn-star with a dick like that and his bend was actually more pronounced.

>>37710265
then exclusively fuck traps. no one appreciates a dick like a trap.
it can be any kind of dick.

>>37710183
you have a fucking chad body

>>37708303
>people posting average looking dicks calling them small
>people posting bigger dicks than mine and calling themselves small
>tfw 3inch hard
>tfw no girth
>tfw so small will never EVER pleasure a woman

if I shaved I could probably get myself fucking arrested. good thing I'm going to die alone, I shouldn't share my small penis genes anyway
t. triggered dicklet

>>37710265
literally average sized penis. stop falling for the meme that you have a small dick now fuck off

>>37710265
5 is the fucking average

>>37709906
I've never seen a dick like that

>>37710351

Smaller than 6 inches is small. Almost every dick posted is small an would never please a woman. They're all ugly and tiny.

>>37710265
stop watching so much porn you fucking moron, that's normal sized.

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0riginalcommmetn

>>37710283
>>37710309
if you're serious then thanks, you're giving me hope, but seriously I've turned down alot of sex because of this and it's holding me back mentally. I'm too scared of ending up in one of those situations where the girl looks at it and laughs and leaves, because I've read too many of those stories.

People still thinking you need big dick to fuck lmao. Prolly people with smaller dicks than most of you posters are fucking more than you could imagine

>>37710412

Porn makes men think women only like perfection.

>>37710412
that's almost certainly because they aren't watching hours of porn each week and losing sleep over the size of an appendage that they have no control over

>chads posting their dick for attention
literally male roasties, disgusting

>>37710381
it's called peyronie's disease, his bend seems to be caused by an accident

>>37710407
is that erect? plsno

>>37710465

no, erect is in
>>37709978
>>37709946
>>37709906

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>>37710451
>k-k-kill me now, my dick is only the average size of a male penis when erect as well as having decent girth
>also I'm uncut and have no hair on my shaft
>literally end my life nowwww

>>37710412
I'd love to talk to a guy with a 3inch penis that is getting laid, I bet he's a fucking swole dude with the facial aesthetics of a god

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post more of your ugly dicks, guys

>>37710549
wow the salt, you sound like someone from the incel community.

>>37710577
what the fugg? is that an original picture? looks like a dog bit it or something

>>37710195

TFW went from 5 inch erect to 7 inch erect in one year and a half of jelqing. Get on the PE exercises morons.

Literally have a porn star penis now.

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>>37709261
i would seriously let you take my virginity s-senpai

>>37710657
nobody cares about your asshole virginity, faggot

>>37709053
Shut the fuck up idiot, I'm 6,3 inches when hard and I get pussy.
The problem is definitely not your dick, anon.

>>37710657

How big is that penis? Looks like 6.5 or around there.

>>37709261

Nice job lining the energy drink with your balls to make your dick look bigger lamao

I know dick can cause trust issues, but believe me, the size is the less important thing to get laid. That thing of "pleasing a woman" is not true. Some women reach orgasm by just caressing her nipples for some seconds (100% true story) and some others never reach orgasms in their lives, not even with porn dicks. As long as you have social abilities to talk to (and seduce) a decent girl, you are able to have fun having sex regardless of your length, plus that may be a good size for anal

>>37710685
>.3

Holy kek. 3 centimeters doesn't mean jack shit.

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>>37708794

same here, curved to the left and insecure af

>>37709053

that's a nice dick. I'd suck it

>>37710716
>>37710549

forgot to link to reply

>>37710731
fap to the right. problem solved.

>>37710718
What?
I said I'm 16cm
I'm not comparing my dick to his.
What I mean is that we share approximately the same size, dumbass

>>37710764

Every post like this is from a gay man.

>>37710408
100% serious. Youre wasting time not accepting those request for sex kek. Trust me and you wont regret

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>tfw my dick is curved straight up. Wouldn't even be able to penetrate properly if I had the chance.

>>37710787

guilty as charged. But to be fair, most women think the same way. you have absolutely nothing to worry about.

>>37710810
fairly sure I've seen multiple porn dicks that curve straight up, mind posting a pic for reference desu?

>>37710837
>mind posting a pic for reference desu
I'd rather not. Plus I got phimosis but I'm scheduled to see a urologist for surgery.

>>37710875
that's okay, just trying to say if I've seen upcurves in porn then it can't be too bad. about that phimosis, did you ever try stretching exercises? I went from >>37709260
to being able to pull it completely over the head with a couple years of stretching

>>37710810
Mine too and i often have sex

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>>37710674
no, i'm female (female)

i don't even like dickpicks and i'm not used to be sexually attracted to people i don't have feelings for...

>>37710694
>How big is that penis? Looks like 6.5 or around there.
i don't know, it doesn't matter

this is the first time i feel like this

You'd never see a thread of women posting their pussy worrying over if it's ugly or whether guys would be pleased by it.

>>37710949
Ive seen plenty on /b/

>>37710949
Well there are insecure roasties on /soc/. But even the ugliest ones get worshipped there

>>37710913
>did you ever try stretching exercises
It's too fucking painful and I haven't been dedicated enough to put in the effort. Surgery is less work for me and its free so what the hell, why not. I don't care if I'm cut or uncut. I'm not getting any pussy anyway so it doesn't matter.
>>37710920
>Mine too and i often have sex
What positions do you use? I can barely bend my dick downwards.

>all white dicks

Found the problem.

>>37711039
that's a shame,, was for me to at first but i respect your decision to do what you want to with your own penis

>>37711039
What positions do you use?

Any that comes to my mind. All worked, any problem. Having bended penis in kinda normal. you wont have any problem if its bended upwards or downwards unless your dick is too bended (90 degrees) so dont worry. if your dick is really bended, you can have surgery, and if you dont, when you have sex youll realise your capabilities and which positions you are better at

>>37711171
>Any that comes to my mind.
Yeah I don't think we have the same angle then. Mine is pretty much 90 degrees. But whatever doesn't matter.

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5 3/4" tfw ugly pencil dick

That's lotion btw

>>37711334
Pretty sure it's not that bad but we will never tell right?

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>>37711488
looks fine, just shave. can you people stop posting average dicks please

How do you know if your dick is good enough? Which dicks are good?

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Nice fag thread in disguise OP

Doing gods work here.

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r8 7.5/5

>>37712157
this isn't a dick rate thread, fuck back off to b

but do u like my peeeeeen

>>37712157
>recently deleted
I can see why

>tfw 3 inch hard dick
A-at least it's ok, because I was never going to get laid anyway.

>>37712157

it looks like it has lips. Feed me Seymour, Feed me!

I wish we could talk about dicks and our dick problems without ratefags from /soc/ coming here and shitting the place up.

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>>37709261
balls dont count as the length of your dick you faggot

>>37712157
Your dick has lips

>>37712394
>>37712316
it kisses back

actually on discord in a private channel I saw Eliza/Ciara say she loves small hairy dicks (unironically) so

>big dick, but ugly
>kind of want to post it
>anxiety about stupid shit
>don't post it
Repeat until the end of time.

>>37712983
Might as well. No one can identify you on your dick. If you got a good feature at least get some joy from it.

>>37708623
Everyone, don't fall for this, this is bait.
Depending on the country ofcourse, but this dick is above average length

>>37713095

It's not bait. I've been posting my story for almost a year. I live in America. American women HATE uncircumcised dicks. Not only that, but they hate small dicks too. Almost like they are all loose whores.

>>37713050
>>37712983
this desu, post a pic :3

>>37709906
To people honestly not recognize Chris-chans bent "duck"?

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>>37713217
Drats, I've been discovered.

>>37708794
Femanon here. This doesn't look pretty, but it would feel amazing while fucking. Any girl who has had a few dicks would light up with glee when she saw yours.

>>37710408
My dick is very similar to yours. I used to be a lot insecure. My girl loves it when i hit her from behind.
Don't worry senpai

>>37714348
There have been so many 'femanon here' mems on r9k lately that I don't even know who to believe anymore.
That gives me some hope though, thank you. I'm more afraid of the initial reaction if I ever manage to get a girl.

femanon here
all your dicks are disgusting and i like totally gagged seeing them omg lol

Anyone with a foreskin that's retractable is a normie. Phimosis and cutfags only reeeeeeeeeee

>>37716336
>implying anyone's even going to ever see your dick if you have an ugly face

>>37716444
INTACTFAG GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37710694
14-16 centimeters nothing special

>>37716336
>cutfags

Being a cutfag is the ultimate normie mode though. Women prefer cutfags.