Got my first date. What the FUCK do I do?

>>37707875
Act like a normal person, listen to her, try to make her laugh, it's not that hard

Fuck her right in the pussy
Well since this is r9k its propably you whos gonna end up taking it in the ass. You lil homo

Cancel it or get the fuck out you filth; stop falling for the roastie meme

Talk a bit, kiss, fuck.

stop larping and clean your room you filthy neet

Make it clear that you want her holes or else she is going to think you want to be just friends.

how did you get a date?

Need more details op.

>>37707875
femanon here

act like a gentleman, make sure to not be boring but not too much of a "i wanna be funny guy", make sure to stay cool but not too cool because if you're seem too confident with yourself she'll think you're a jerk, and most important thing, do not imply anything sexual, even if you did this before on a regular conversation, on a date it's the woman who chooses are not if sex is a thing between you and her

just be yourself anon, it'll be ok :)

>>37707923
We all want roasties deep down. Being validated by a woman is your test as a man, you have to pass it before you die.

>>37707971
NO anon. NO. I fell for the roastie meme four times and wasted years of my life with insufferable cunts that suck your wallet dry and do nothing but try to 'fix' you by controlling your life and telling you how to do everything. That is L I T E R A L L Y why I am here now, they fucking destroyed any interest I had in my once upon a time normiedom and forced me to accept robothood as the only option. DO NOT FALL FOR THE ROASTIE MEME - what you'll be saying five years from now after you're back at square fucking one.

>>37708063
How do I fall for the roastie meme? You know, so I can avoid it.