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Who here /dippin/
Ruffles and dill pickle dip for me
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always /dippin/
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>>39641767
that garlic bread looks unreal
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>>39641736
PICKLE DIIIIIIIIIPPPPP!!!!
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Some fucking dickhead stole my towel and turned the bathroom lights out on me. I've been in here hiding for over an hour. Wtf am I supposed to do? I can't just walk out into my dorm naked.
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It's so dark I'm relying on my flash light app to see. I have a life proof case on my phone so I can watch YouTube in the shower and calm my anxiety.
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Walk out and give em the old helicopter dick.
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Holy shit that's a nightmare scenario
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How did this little gremlin get to be so popular here? Where'd she come from?
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I've seen these threads and I've never clicked on them because I don't care about some random whore
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She's our goddess
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I bet she smells like concentrated old lady
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>tfw dad made me get a part time job
>all my coworkers are students
>im the NEET outcast
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>im the NEET outcast
Well I guess not anymore.
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this is why i dont want a job
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>dad just lists me as an employee
>i just do basic managerial stuff for his company
>put on paper i get a 6k monthly salary
>i get paid in tendies and free amazon prime reign
Why are lesbians the most obnoxious people on the planet?
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theyre all mentally ill
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>hyper masculine spirit expressed through the personal and cultural filters of a human female
Gee I wonder why
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Post more dead lesbos
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it's over lads. my oneitis has a boyfriend now :(
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>>39641525
That bitch is fat and that nigga is gay
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>>39641540
How can you tell if he's gay anon?
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She fat and ugly wtf
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>undergrad at lab I internshiped at invited me to a party
>go, am awkward of course, play some beer pong and stuff, drink a little
>afterwards people stop playing, people stop playing and groups of people start forming and talking
>I stand there awkwardly for a while
>decide to leave and am sitting in my car right now
Any normies here that can tell me how I am supposed to socialize in a party I know no one in?
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Some one help me. I'm bored and sad and trying to get a ride. Girls just got scared and laughed that I was in my car
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Just act like a fucking normie. They are all putting up a facade to fit in. Deep down we are all just fags. If you say certain normie shit they will probably think you are "cool." If you smoke weed for example. Normies got mad when I said I don't smoke.
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>>39641502
just use your blunt autism to walk up to people and force yourself into conversations
it won't feel suave, because it isn't, but it's better than sitting in your car phoneposting on /r9k/
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>just watched Escape from New York for the first time
Do you guys think I could get laid if I emulated Snake Plissken from now on? He's like a cool version of a robot.
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Have you seen taxi driver yet?
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>>39641480
No, you'll just look like some dweeb with a mullet and biker clothes.
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>>39641480
>watches escape from new york
>starts thread about escape from new york
>posts picture of escape from la
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Friendly tip, if you still have one of these girls will know you're a virgin, pull the skin until it rips and they will think you've broken your "guymen" when they see it.
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no one's stupid enough to believe or do that on this board
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>>39641470
>tfw I actually did it
FUCK YOU OP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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As if furiously masturbating wouldn't tear this skin if sex is supposed to.
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Easy way to tell if you're really an introvert of extrovert: Sometimes its confusing to people since introverts can enjoy socializing and extroverts can enjoy alone time, but this is where they are clearly different:
Imagine you come home by yourself, maybe you were at work, going shopping, hanging out with friends, or whatever. Does it feel better to:
A: Happily live alone with no one to bother you, or if you live with other people, come home when everyone else is in their rooms or not home, which is a huge relief.
B: The lights are on and as soon as you walk in the door, a person or people are there and start talking to you. It feels good to be welcomed home, it would be lonely if you had to live by yourself with no one to talk to.
A= Introvert, B= Extrovert
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What possessed you to make this gay ass shitty fucking thread?
Do you want to die motherfucker?
Do you know what you're fucking with here you fucking idiot!
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introversion isn't real
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>>39641415
A bit of both columns desu.
I live alone and coming home to an empty apartment gets depressing.
It really depends on who's home I guess.
If it's roommates they can fuck off. But if it's someone I like being around like family or friends then I'd pick that.
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Can't kill myself because it would devastate my little sister. Her welbeing matters more than my depression
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>>39641381
Talk to her about your depression
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She is only 14.
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>>39641403
Bad advice. You should get help but not everyone has to bare your burden. Not everyone can handle the burden.
Got any advice r9k? In 1 day I'll be officially homeless in Cleveland. I'll be fine but I'm scared of sleeping and scared in general
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Isn't Cleveland full of niggers? Sounds like a bad place to be homeless.
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What are your options for working?Can you stay at a friend's?Learn to lockpick while you can.
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Unless you plan to get back on your feet in Cleveland, leave. Go on the road, because you should never sleep in a city. (That goes double for homeless "shelters.")
It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
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AN' WHAT THE HELL IS ON JOEYS HEAD
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CRAWL IN MY SKINN
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Momma, Jimmy keeps leaving on us, He said he'd be back
He pinky promised, I don't think he's honest
I'll be back baby, I just gotta beat this clock
Fuck this clock! Imma make them Eat this watch
Don't believe me Watch! Imma win this race
And Imma come back and rub my shit on your face, Bitch!
I found my niche, You gon' hear my voice
Till your SICK of it you ain't gonna have a choice
If I gotta scream till I have half a lung
If I had half a chance, I'd grab it, Rabbit Run!
if my girlfriend offers to stop being friends with a guy that she knows rubs me the wrong way, am I supposed to say yes, or play the good guy and say no?
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>guys and girls can be only friends
That's rich
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learn to spin.
spin it as if 'wow babe, thank you for discontinuing to associate with that faggot who rubs me the wrong way, I appreciate it'.
Don't position it as a yes/no/permission thing... spin it as if, you are pleased with her decision to comply and not associate.
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>>39641198
he's a lot younger than she is, but i just hate the idea of her laughing at another guys jokes.
Post those moments where you felt good for once in your life
>broke a girls nose in PE
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>>39641172
>Tell my sister that she's a whore and toss her things out of the house
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>>39641188
was she actually a whore anon?
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>>39641172
First time I did MDMA. Life hasn't done much to make me happy.