PLEASE HELP

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It's so dark I'm relying on my flash light app to see. I have a life proof case on my phone so I can watch YouTube in the shower and calm my anxiety.

Walk out and give em the old helicopter dick.

Holy shit that's a nightmare scenario

Rip off that cover sheet thing that blocks the shower cubicle and wear that.

>>39641701
Holy shit dude calm down. Unclip the curtain and wrap urself up and return it once you fetch ur garments. Not hard.

>>39641701
Make a toilet paper skirt. Worst that will happen is somebody giggles at you

post a pic of the drain

>>39641701
Fear of this specific scenario is why I always draped my towel over the curtain rod instead of hanging it on the hook just outside the curtain. I doubt I would have had the reaction time if anyone wanted to snatch it, but the simple possibility of stopping a towel snag was a comfort.
Communal dorm bathrooms suck major ass.

>>39641701
>I can't just walk out into my dorm naked.
>being this beta

pull the curtains down and make a cape...? claim autism if you get in trouble for damaging property

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>>39641768
It's not that bad today. There were some pubes in it last time though.

>>39641775
I might do that. I'll look like a retard, but it's better than nothing.

>>39641701
Wear the shower curtain like a superhero cape and boldly stride outside. Or wrap it around your waist like a towel, whatever.

Wait, why can't you get the lights back on? Is the switch outside? That's dumb as fuck.

>>39641701
Wear the shower curtain you fucking mong.

>>39641701
is your shower separate from your dorm room or something? what the fuck

if its in your dorm room, then who gives a fuck.

>someone stole my towel and now you're going to see me naked, congrats

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OP if youre still reading this jist take the shower curtains down and wrap youraelf in them.
Then put them back once you've gotten some new clothes.

I assume ypur in a college dorm and some retard frat is pulling some prank on you because you're the designated nerdy outcast kid.

>>39641795
Yeah, use the curtain as a towel.

Did OP get eaten by a grue?

>>39641701
Op you fucking tard.
This is your moment to develop a story. You can be the guy who had to run naked through your dorm because someone stoll your towel.
This is an event you can use to break ice and be funny about.
Stop being such a faggot. Cup you balls if you must, but just run home and own it.
This is a watershed event in your college life if you stay trapped in the shower until someone discovers you, you'll be a pitiful soul people laugh at.
If you run home and own it you'll be a legendary soul people laugh with.

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>It's the stuck out in public in broad daylight naked and clutching my teddy bear nightmare

>>39641936
One fatal flaw in your logic. That only applies to a handsome chad. The nerd outcast gets laughed at and mocked either way

>>39641951
If he's a sweaty fat fuck sure.
If he's average tier nobody cares.
Most robots are average to skinny. Op is here and in college I assume normal body type.

He's dead, guys.

>>39641973
It's not about body fat, it's about social status and facial aesthetics

>>39641936
>>39641973
running
>shiggydiggy
you better fucking walk at a leisurely pace

>>39641973
Being fat has nothing to do with it you dumb highschooler. Its like what >>39641993 said.
The fact that OP even had someone go out of there way to target him specifically and steal his clothes means that hes not very popular on the first place.
Running out naked would just be falling into their trap. They are probably waiting for him to meekly scurry out and record the whole thing.

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OP here. Im a bit heavier than most people, so when I went out there naked a group of girls were standing there and Burst into laughter when they saw me. FUCK these people I think some of them took pictures too

>>39642725
Shit that sucks OP
Do you have any odea who would pull this kind of prank

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>>39642725
hahaha get fucked nerd

>>39642725
Did you at least wear the curtain?

>>39642725
I don't believe you for a second OP.

>>39642725
you retard, you could have used the shower curtain to cover yourself

>>39641701
cover your snake and bare ass with your hands

>>39642725
I don't believe this post.
Post more bathroom pics for confirmation.

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>>39641701
just walk out and run to your room , yell weeeee... with your arms in the airs while running like you don't give a frak.
be happy because you will be remembered
within a month you are free to pick any pussy that comes smiling at you.

just do it
even if you are afraid
JUST DO IT !!!!
boost that tremble like a leaf lowlevel ego of yours..
DO IT !!
don't give a frak
DOOOO IIITTT !!!!