>just watched Escape from New York for the first time Do you

Have you seen taxi driver yet?

>>39641480
No, you'll just look like some dweeb with a mullet and biker clothes.

>>39641480
>watches escape from new york
>starts thread about escape from new york
>posts picture of escape from la

>>39641480
Do it Snake is my hero and if I wasn't so fucking fat I would act like him to.

>>39641480
whatever you do, do not watch escape from l.a.

>>39641480
Oh shit it's Hoss Delgado

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Why does he wear the eyepatch?

>>39641582
sounds like you just wanna grab Carjack Malone's junk

>>39641554
We're talking about his character, not the movie itself.

>>39641589
Just what l was thinking

>>39641480
I love Escape from New York, Snake is the ultimate idgaf bad ass. I doubt anyone could really pull off the Snake Plissken vibe but if you could you would be a god among men.
Escape from LA was really bad (I like bad movies but it was just bad).
If you haven't seen Waterworld or the original Death Race 2000 you should totally check them out.

>>39641643
Kind of difficult to pull off the eyepatch, snake tattoo, and snake skin pants look. I'm under the impression that there are quite a lot of females that will sleep with any guy they know has a tattoo regardless of any other factor about him so maybe the tattoo would work.