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NORMALFAGS GOT FUCKIN KICKED OUT MY BOARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHHA
wheres your steam feel thread now nigger? WHERES YOUR FUCKIN DISCORD THREAD YOU FUCKIN COCK MONGLING FUCKIN FAGGOT?
ahahahahHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD I THINK IM FUCKIN CUMMING
MODS=GODS
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>>37856893
If you're so jealous of the normies all you have to do is post your face and everything is now okay.
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v4c is really really really really fucking gay
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RAte me!!!!!
AM I PRETtY??
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Do the users of R9k have friends? How many people do you hang out with on a regular basis?
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I have a colleague at school I sometimes hang with.
But I dont talk to him.
We go weeks without seeing each other or texting.
Just every now and then we talk about school work, and he invites me to lunch.
But aside from that, I do not have any friends.
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>>37856888
I haven't gone out socially since 2010, haven't had 'friends' since 2008.
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>>37856888
nah lost most of them once i got out of school. Now i basically just exist to work. Pretty shitty to be quite honest.
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Let's get a depression / anxiety thread going!
What are you currently dealing with right now?
I cannot stop overthinking my lack of a social life outside of work and how stressed / lonely I am every single second of the day.
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>tfw so lonely no one will comment in your thread
l m a o
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Depression. I have lots of things to be depressed about but a lot of the time I don't feel like those are the reasons I'm depressed. Being alive just hurts and it doesn't feel like I was meant for this world at the most primitive level.
I guess this is what they mean by chemical imbalance depression.
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I kill every thread I post in.
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I'm you and you're me and you're me and I'm me and you're you and you're me and I'm you
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I am he and he are we and we are me and
I AM THE WALRUS
COO COO CACHOO COO COO CACHOO
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>>37856872
And he's the sheriff
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>>37856895
but i wanna know is wheres the Caveman?
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anyone know a routine to train your hips like you were fucking? specially in missionary?. i tried to hump the air while doing push ups but it feel weird and imagining a woman there would be totally obvious im a virgin.
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Grab your pillow and thrust into the inside part of it with your dick out. Feels a bit strange but helps
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Take up salsa dancing or some other Latin ballroom and yoga. What's important when fucking is rhythm and range of motion/flexibility. There's no point in having powerful hips if you hump like a retard and can't move your hips with a good fluid motion.
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>>37856952
>robot
>salsa dancing
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>that kid that wasn't allowed to watch Spongebob
>that girl that falsely accused a guy of rape and got off scott free
>that guy that actually raped girls but got away with it cause he was a Chad
>that kid that pulled his pants all the way down when peeing
>that kid that got his ass kicked in front of everyone at school and moved schools
>that kid that would randomly start laughing in class because he was high
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>>37856700
>>that kid that pulled his pants all the way down when peeing
and no one ever stopped me.
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>That kid who beat the shit out of the teacher when he was told he couldn't wear a Bart Simpson shirt
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>that kid that got expelled for bringing a knife to school in 5th grade and trying to stab someone
she was a short quiet girl too. our school could have had our very own Nevada-tan
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>work 10 hour days 5 days a week
>forced to spend most of my time cleaning
>parent takes all vidya I buy and keeps me away from PC during evenings
>attend uni from home as well
>literally do nothing but work and eat during semesters
>no vehicle or license, parent constantly pries in and stops me whenever I start the process of fixing this
>haven't played vidya outside of phone emulators for 2.5 years now
Should I just enlist to GTFO and come back to college later?
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Your life sounds awful fampai.
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>>37856678
>should I enlist?
Fuck yes?
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Yes, enlist. I wish I did.
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NEETS GETTING COMFY IN THEIR BEDS TONIGHT
THIS NEW HAIRCUT IS A HIGH AND TIGHT
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Through early morning fog I see
Visions of the things to be
The pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see
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That suicide is painless
It brings on many changes
I can take or leave it if I please
That game of life is hard to play
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I'm gonna lose it anyway
The losing card of some delay
So this is all I have to say
That suicide is painless
>tfw fell for the meme
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>>37856658
Hes trying to have a bigger load lol
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Didn't notice anything? Not hornier, more aggressive, more alert, firmer erections, faster muscle growth? Did you test your levels before and after?
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> tfw I just realized how repulsive I look
> jew nose with asymmetrical nostrils
> weak chin
> skelly
> fat cheeks
> neanderthal-tier brow ridge
> asymmetrical eyes
> significant acne scars
> big ears
i dont want to live like this anymore
i try to be a good person but in the end its all meaningless, at this point its better to embrace the evil mutated jewvillain look than and being a bad person than trying to be a good person. i fucking hate this tfuck stop fucking WHY fcuikign WHY DOES IT HJAVE TO BE LIEK THIS WHAT THYEF UCK DID I DO TO DESREVE RHTI SLIFE FUCKING STTOP GOD PLEASEFUCKING GOD FUCKIGN DAMMIT NO I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL I JUST WANT TOH BE HAPYP RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Get your mind off of it >>>/ck/ go to any other board right now.
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Pic? Cant be that bad anon. If you're white at least.
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>>37856601
tired of distracting myself from my life, doing so just makes it worse.
>>37856635
not going to post a pic of myself on 4chan, besides i dont need others judgement of my looks anymore. for the past few years normies have been making fun of me for my looks. i laugh along but its really getting to me recently. besides, my looks are only one of the many problems i really should deal with but have no motivation to anymore im just so tired of it all i dont have any hope any efforts are futile its unnecessary
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The Fonz is my hero. He is the ultimate aplha male, a person that I strive to be everyday.
I study all his tips, in order to one day escape from betahood.
https://youtu.be/9A-DCWlLfOQ?t=37s
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>>37856521
The dude.
>Lives an amazing NEET life.
>Has a patrician taste in music
>Fucks a bitch, and has no responsibility for the kid.
>Has a very rad Outlook on life
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>>37856521
>Arthur Fonzarelli
>Played by Henry Winkler, a Jew and a Manlet
>Alpha role model
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Solid Snake. The Ultimate badass created from the ultimate soldier. Enough said.
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How oId are you?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13241002
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>majority are underage or barely over
I'll keep this in mind any time I post shit here. I am indeed arguing with toddlers
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>>37856504
This so fucking much
>18 year olds AND YOUNGER complain about no gf
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I guarantee the board quality would improve drastically if all those 18 and under were permabanned.
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>sit down in chair
lady: "so what'd you do over break?
me: "nothing much. just stayed at home and played games"
lady: "is that a band shirt? what kind of music do you listen to?"
me: "black metal, mostly"
lady: "is that like screamo?"
me: "ehhh it's hard to explain"
>silence for the rest of haircut
how the fuck are you supposed to converse when you don't do anything interesting and all your hobbies/media choices are part of niche communities? i share almost nothing in common with the average person
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Honey, what you described is small talk. >>>/adv/ will help you sort out your issues. :)
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In these situations I talk about geography mostly. What neighborhood or town I live in, what cities I've visited, where I grew up, etc. People have connections to random places. Once you realize you both know something you can talk about that time there was a fire or that pizza place on that street.
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>23
>still get hair cuts with my 56 year old mother
>she talks to the hair dresser so I don't have to
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>a woman's son is the only man she truly loves
Is this true?
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Women typically want little girls
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>>37856416
But girls are hell and are awful creatures!
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Nah, lots of women hate their sons.
Big dicked Chad who was banged her twice senior year is the only man she truly loves.
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i fucking hate niggers! not only do they bother me in real life by being loud and obnoxious but they also ruined my favorite video game. i still cant believe how shit this game was
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>>37856379
even if that nigga was white this game would still be dog shit
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>>37856379
look at this fag who cant enjoy fun vidya, pathetic polbabby, want papa to hold your hand tyke?
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>>37856417
>>37856379
game is unironically good tho
The actual gunplay is some of the best in any game ever, all the guns are really fun to use and enemies react differently to getting shot in the leg/arm/chest/head, you even have wounded people lying on the ground screaming you can shoot to feel like an edgy punisher style murderer
Honestly this should have been a punisher game with a few changes to the open world and it would've been amazing