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New Discord server for any autists, fembots, robots, and general memery . Come and socialize, make friends!

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Why do normies say suicide is not the answer?

Killing yourself ends every single problem in your life, how is that not a solution?

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Retard black girl just e-mailed me asking for homework help
Wat do?

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I JUST CANT LOOK ITS KILLLING MEEEEE

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it's not even a debate for us, that pets give us much more love and companionship but the best thing is they do all that while not judging at all.

well my dog is sleeping a lot anons. it's getting tired a lot. im spending every second with it. vet told it has around 1 month. i can't deal with it anons.

anyone have any pets...

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>slowly dying of loneliness
>hot ginger babe that I've eyed on for a year
>chad black dude in my class says he knows her and can hook me up

what do I do anons? While I would love a gf I'm a completed retarded nerd, never had a gf, kiss or anything. I'm pretty sure she thinks I'm a creep anyway because she saw me staring at her a couple of times. I'm poor asf, boring asf and just shitty cunt in general. I can't see any reason why she would want to be with me but I can't keep being so sad and shit. I've been trying to quit weed as I've found that it's affecting my memory but if she rejects me I'll smoke loads more for sure. If I don't have a gf I'll just keep smoking to keep the depression at bay.

>mfw when normies think that gf can solve your depression

might not do but I've never felt love. My parents hate me and I've not felt physical contact since I was kid when people would hug each other. I'm somehow dying inside even more halp.

Just tell me to kms. I can't take this any longer.

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Im trying to ascend from consoles. But cant afford it. How tf di tou neets and wagefags do it? Tell me how to gt gd pc without sacrificing dinner.

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TL;DR: Ex cheated on me a couple months ago, messages me out of the blue.

>Be in Valentine's Day
>Couple days prior (Online) female friend mentions she wants to tell me something
>ask her what it is, she says nevermind
>pester her and eventually in Valentine's Day she asks me to be her Valentine
>say yes and figure it's as friends
>few days after that she admits she likes me and we start dating
>about 5 weeks later she's acting strange
>says someone tried to kiss her but she didn't let him
>few days after that she feels guilty and admits she actually did cheat
>says she needed physical touch and she's sorry
>break up with the worthless roast
>now all of a sudden she messages me out of the blue
>says, "God I'll probably end up regretting this. Heyyyy, how's it going?"
>sends another message saying she misses me
>tell her I doubt it
>hear she's dated three people since we broke up
>she writes, "Doubt all you want"
>say "okay I will"
>she doesn't reply
This was a little less than a month ago. Wtf do I do fellows? I saw another thread about some girl who cheated on her boyfriend of 4 years and now I have this huge rage inside of me.

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>unpopular with normies
>normies would rather drink the popular drinks (Coca Cola, Sprite...)
>featured in a bunch of anime so attracts weebs
>most people think its disgusting, but a few people can see it's true value

Is Dr Pepper /ourdrink/? I almost can't drink anything else now.

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>gf broke up with me
>""""""friends"""""" stopped contacting me
>family abandoned me
>motorcycle accident
>shattered left foot
>no medical insurance
>parents kicking me out at the end of the month

Tell me 1 reason why i shouldn't end it tonight.

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>if you don't go out you will never get a gf or friends

what a fucking normie lie

In the last week I went to a bar 3 times
1st time
>sitting alone and drinking
>noone even approached or laid an eye on me for 3 hous
okay well what did I expect it can't be that easy

2nd time
>watching for girls alone or together
>asked 5 of them if I can join
>all of them said no

3rd time
>excatly the same that happened the second time

okay, then let's go to a nightclub
>go to a nightclub and go to dance
>noone even noticed that I exist
>try to go and dance with girls which are dancing alone
>every single one of them moved away like I would carry a disease

Fuck this fucking world I will stay with my waifus I give up.

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Ya wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts! Edition

1. This is the rolling general for the mentally ill (for whom this board is well suited)
2. The goal of the thread is to share the struggles we all experience with mental issues, both ongoing and circumstantial
3. Take a name specific to this thread - though a pre-existing namefag would be welcome albeit unprecedented (and I can think of several from /britfeel/ who would fit the bill)
4. Be supportive in your approach to the needs of others and candid in self-report
5. If you're going to flame, be aware that you're far from the first to do so, and as such please try to be original and witty
6. Ignore boring trolls
7. Include tests and test results for the hell of it

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why do normies think spending a week in hotels and tourist traps in Europe counts as traveling?

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>Bad face: Surgery
Just see first picture.

>Bad dick: Surgery
4cm gained are nothing special, most have gains like 5-7cm. Every black guy on the usual sites uses it, it's very cheap.


>Bad body: Steroids
Example is a few years, but you can easily look like a light weight bodybuilder after a few weeks.

>Bad height: Surgery
Sure, you can never do sports again, but who cares? When you take test, you'll lok like you can lift a ton anyway. And women only care about the look, not the performance.

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This is probably the wrong board to post this on but fuck it

I'm 18 , i have a grillfriend and a problem. Whenever her and i are about to have sex, I'm hard throughout all the foreplay but i lose my erection so quickly right before it comes to putting it in and its been happening a lot recently.

From what I've read online, all i need to do is not focus on myself. Just put all my emotions and thoughts into her but that's so hard to do with this always happening.

Tldr; i lose my boner before i put it in