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>>38102997
What's the job?

Also, do you own a suit?

>>38103015

Small store, it's my first job need extra cash (Am at university) no suit.

>>38103015
Don't put on a fucking suit unless it's some CEO tier job. The interviewer will think you're a pretentious fuck and not hire you.

Go with chinos or jeans and a shirt, get a proper haircut that fits your face, take a long nice shower, cut your nails, put on clean underwear and socks, put on cologne or a deodorant (make sure it doesn't have a cheap chemical smell), brush your teeth and use mouthwash if your breath smells like shit, polish your shoes some before leaving and try to avoid getting them dirty on the way, preferably take the bus or drive if you own a car so you don't show up sweating like a pig, walk into the store and give the interviewer a firm handshake (you do NOT want to give a "dead fish" handshake) while introducing yourself and make sure to maintain eye contact. Now answer the questions the best you can, don't overanalyze things. Don't mention anything about 4chan, anime or anything else that might make you seem autistic. Lie about having friends and a loving family or whatever, anything they can't check up you can lie about but don't go too much into details since it can be difficult to remember in the future.

Is rose considered neurotic? she seems cool to me

The girls advertise themselves to thirsty robot(types). That's just for attention. Their actual boyfriends will of course be chads.

>>38103086
That's my point my man. So why does /r9k/ worship these women who are just using them, at best

>>38102871
Now I am become Chad, destroyer of cunts.

>>38102943
Monica. Meme

>>38102871
You don't "become" chad.
Best case scenario you gain some muscle and social skills but thats not what makes a chad a chad. You'll never have that animla magnetism, confidence, dick size, and pure alphaness.
You'll just be another beta with a slightly better body like a balding middle aged man who picked up lifting and a sports car as a mid-life crisis.

>>38102736
Part of his style is to be provocative. He fishes for 6 days, he spends 10 hours farming cowhides, he tries to double his 10M, and he gets banned for using OSHD. He wanted you to contort your face when you saw the title and it worked.

He has a sponsor, you don't even know if that's his own money (do you?). On Twitch, besides all the people who got busted for owning and manipulating skin gambling sites, there were a lot of streamers who used sponsor money to go gamble with big numbers.

Thats just how a friends content is, much better than the garbage Sparcmac posts...

>>38102736
i unironically enjoy watching his content
I'm glad to see people on r9k still play runescape too

>>38102704
That only works on some people though. What about the guys who like feminine twigs, and hate nudity, promiscuous dancing, and bodily functions?

what the fuck is a "braphog"

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>>38102727
But I'm a feminine twig and I never get any action.
And a boy.

>>38102641
Yes
Stay inside
Always rainy
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>>38102669
asides from the shit fucking VN this is my answer

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>>38102641
rain is the ultimate comfy weather
on rainy days I like to watch it out of my window and listen to lofi hip hop or other comfy music

>>38102581
I'm pretty sure they stopped giving people last meals years ago. People also don't get the death penalty too often anymore.

>Fruity cider

Was your crime one of faggotry?

>>38102618
Yeah, but for the sake of discussion let's say you did something so terrible, so heinous, that they brought back the death sentence just for you.

just say mhmm okay and ignore him. he's probably autistic and will be posting here soon.

>>38102607
Doubt it hes a mini chad and hangs out with friends who sell drugs for the cartel. I invested so much time and money on him. His biological parents are criminals, guess you cant fix genetics.

there is only one option: get a baseball bat and hit him in his sleep till he have brain damage.

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>>38102529
*SSSSSSSSSSSLUUUUUURP* *drip* I'm c-currently on m-my *drip* f-fifth pot of coffee, d-do NOT disturb me 'til my s-seventh *SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLUUUUUURP*

>>38102529
>SMORSH SMORHSH SMORSH BLEEEECH DO NOT INTERRUPT *BURP* ME WHILE IM *SNORGLE SNORGLE MMM* EATING MY PIZZA

It's not morning in the part of the world that actually matters.

No, you retard, plenty of people do that.

>>38102485

I'm a normie but I come here for the greentext stories and hmmm threads mostly.
It's a shame both are becoming rarer and rarer while traps, pussy envy and 'how can you love her when she's sucked another cock' threads are filling up the board.

No, it's a known fact that this place is now swarmed with fucking normies.

It's funny because none of you are 'chads'. You're just insecure normies who need to prove something to themselves by laughing at depressed NEETs on the internet. Eventually you will be in our place, depressed, broke, with no friends. Then you can laugh at yourself.

What a bunch of ugly normies. Fuck Fakku. I saw a slutty-looking girl wearing a Fakku tank top at school the other day and it annoyed me. "TEE HEE I AM SO LEWD. I AM WEARING THIS SO NERDS KNOW I LOVE HENTAI DOUJINS ^___^" Fucking shit. Weeaboo girls, gamer girls, and cosplay skanks are the worst.

Fuck the kike who owns Fakku for trying to kill sadpanda

fakku is gay

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>>38102370
This picture gives me anxiety. I feel slightly sick and tense in my stomach from having so many people that have to be permanent in my life, all be paying attention to me at once

>>38102370
>Who are you people?
>Where the fuck am I?
>This isn't my house!
>Did you motherfuckers kidnap me?
>What in the fuck is going on here!?!?
>Someone better start answering some questions right the fuck now or I'm calling the goddamn cops!

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>"Hey everyone, anon's finally here!"

>>38102357
>fob chinese girls who can barely speak english and a bunch of equally drooling rapey white guys
sounds like a match made in heaven

>>38102357
I'm taking Japanese next year, and I kind of fit into the second category, because I'm quiet, skinny, and white. What should I expect?

>>38102396
It's really easy if you do the work. In my university you just learn Hiragana and some introductory vocabulary and sentence structure for 101

>>38102296
black girls have a shit ton of STDs compared to regular women

fugggggggggg that body is amazing for a shitskin

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>>38102296
they're generally ugly too

How come? Please elaborate OP, I don't know that feel.

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>>38102285
You made this thread yesterday. For someone who claims to be above us you sure seek a whole lot of validation from us.

I have also noticed this but I can't really explain why. I guess knowing what it feels like makes it easier to fantasize and touch yourself in the best ways. Sex is a lot of work though, I prefer being alone and masturbating to pursuing women.