Going in for a job interview on wednesday, what should I be expecting

>>38102997
What's the job?

Also, do you own a suit?

>>38103015

Small store, it's my first job need extra cash (Am at university) no suit.

>>38103015
Don't put on a fucking suit unless it's some CEO tier job. The interviewer will think you're a pretentious fuck and not hire you.

Go with chinos or jeans and a shirt, get a proper haircut that fits your face, take a long nice shower, cut your nails, put on clean underwear and socks, put on cologne or a deodorant (make sure it doesn't have a cheap chemical smell), brush your teeth and use mouthwash if your breath smells like shit, polish your shoes some before leaving and try to avoid getting them dirty on the way, preferably take the bus or drive if you own a car so you don't show up sweating like a pig, walk into the store and give the interviewer a firm handshake (you do NOT want to give a "dead fish" handshake) while introducing yourself and make sure to maintain eye contact. Now answer the questions the best you can, don't overanalyze things. Don't mention anything about 4chan, anime or anything else that might make you seem autistic. Lie about having friends and a loving family or whatever, anything they can't check up you can lie about but don't go too much into details since it can be difficult to remember in the future.

>>38103232

Actual legitimate advice to help someone succeed? What the fuck is going on in this thread?

>>38103232
>cologne to an interview
generally a bad idea but if you must, go to a nearby perfume store, ask for a sample of Bleu de Chanel and wear that.

>>38103232
Thanks for the advice, I already have fine hygiene so that's good I guess. Mostly worried about the questions (and more importantly, my answers)

>>38103456

Have you had a job before?

>>38103486
No, this will be my first job.

>>38102997
They are going to spitroast you just to gauge how good you are at taking cock if you manage to preform like as good cum slut they might start you off with a month of unpaid labor if you wear your electroshock buttplug

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>>38103456
me too lol i interviewed at mcdonalds and i looked up possible questions online so i had stock answered prepared but i didn't get the job.

btw are you living on campus and if so how are you getting to the store? I dont want to be stuck with on campus 8/hr cuck work

>>38104221
I live off campus, the store is approximately 4 blocks from "my" house.

>>38102997
when he turns 18 do you think we'll get baron pron?
i hope its femdom