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>>38108955
>as a slav female i can't imagine dating a non-slav. all slavs are so fucked mentally that it just doesn't make sense to date anyone else. i have a theory all slavs have some form of special connection. that and slav guys are objectively the most attractive sooo jot that down

Marry me please post contact

>georgian
>slav

>>38108955
non-slavs are usually more feminine.

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>>38108759
"Son, all these pie-in-the-sky shenanigans will never get you anywhere. Now get ready to look for a job tomorrow. I'll drive you myself, and I won't take no for an answer. Speak with the manager, look him in the eye, address him as 'Sir,' and give him a firm handshake."

Yeah honestly I'll take either

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>>38108759
lets do this booooi

It's fun. Sometimes I like to take a break though.

>>38108591
>still slakes our thirst for competition
>easy to get a game going with the internet as opposed to going to the park and waiting for a pickup game
>women are insufferable
>normies are insufferable

There are a few reasons.

>>38108671
Why did you being up "normies" and women? Don't you play games because they are fun?

>>38108164
you're fucked OP, I hope you enjoy being ostracised by your family

>>38108164
How can you be nude and crossdressing?

>>38108164
That's hot, ask her for succ

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>>38107971
>PARTY ROBOTS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>POSTING FROGS AND HAVING GOOD TIMES

>>38107971

Remind me what year it is.

>>38108332
2011 motherfucker AHHHHHHHHHHH

It's """"""""clever"""""""" but I didn't laugh so no

Yes. English linguistical heritage BTFO by neet savant in two minutes.

>>38108166
You really think I'm a savant?

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Bought some nice lavender lights for my bedside table, during the night 2 burglars broke into my house through the back and stole a piece of human flesh i had.

Had this last night:
>Jeffrey Dahmer is my partner in crime
>he's killing people and doing his thing
>once he's finished I get sloppy seconds and dispose of the body when it's beyond all use
>trouble is I keep nearly getting spotted before I can get rid of the corpses
>slowly amassing a gigantic horde of very decomposed and mutilated corpses
>my basement is actually a theater
>curtains open and all of my family and coworkers are sitting in the audience, horrified
>they swarm the stage and bury me under the corpses
>I suffocate and die
>wake up

>>38108023
You're scared of losing something. You're trying to console yourself but it's clearly still getting under your skin. You probably have social anxiety as well.

>>38107857

>Age
25+
>Height
6'4+
>Weight
200lb buff
>Race or nationality
Black or Hispanic / Latin and White mix
>Personality
Outgoing, charming, ambition, playful, dominant
>Interests
Rap, EDM, Cars, the finer things in life

>Age
20
>Height
6'0
>Weight
~125
>Race or nationality
White
>Personality
Like mine, timid and cripplingly shy.
>Interests
Anime, something creative like writing or drawing.

>>38107912
this is fucking bait. literally looking for the top 1% of dudes. fuck out of here.

goddamn I just fell for it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_G2p3riAZg&t=1408s
Starting off the thread with some city-pop.
Feel free to contribute with more comfy music

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I'd visit the beach more if it looked this chill

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Who even goes outside anymore?

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I wish I had an asian gf lads

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>tfw no gf who sends me cute selfies

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Imagine having a complete bimbo gf like this

>feel horny
>start wanking
>get bored
>stop
anyone else do this? Maybe it's cause I only have a handful of things l wank to

Haha can't wait for tonights episode of waifuposters shitting on ebina and tidle. So interesting...

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>tfw on my 9th day without a shit

This is because all I eat is Greggs pasties and pizza, isn't it

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>>38105400
This + ddlg

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Original janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks. Make sure to check your spam box!

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My wife is the ideal wife

Sissy hypnosis
Interracial
Cocks

>>38104763
Ddlg, idk how weird it common this is, I don't really talk to other people about it.

>>38104763
I remember having a femdom girlfriend, and she wanted me to sign a sub contract.

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>>38104680
Perception roll

They never have positions open dad.

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>>38105122
"Did you remember to call him, "Sir," and look him in the eye and give him a firm handshake?"

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>>38103728
I'm sure most of us have seen this

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I hate being a boy

but I'm not gonna cry about it

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>>38104081
Here's a newer version I believe.