Everyone posting in this thread will die instantly or receive

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>>38108759
"Son, all these pie-in-the-sky shenanigans will never get you anywhere. Now get ready to look for a job tomorrow. I'll drive you myself, and I won't take no for an answer. Speak with the manager, look him in the eye, address him as 'Sir,' and give him a firm handshake."

Yeah honestly I'll take either

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>>38108759
lets do this booooi

>>38108759
essentially, these are the only options of life now

>>38108759
Ok
I'm just gonna put something original here don't need to read it

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>>38108822
Came here to post this

if I get dubs we both die in our sleep tonight

C-could I be the gf?
And honestly I'd be happy with either of these options

It's a win/win then.

>>38108859
You can be my original gf.

win, win...whats the catch?

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I'll try this, I guess.

well if i don't die right away then...

>>38108857
Don't put that evil on me Ricky Bobby

>>38108759
Sweet deal

>>38108759
Embrace me oh sweet death.

I can only see positives coming out of this

>>38108759
You better fucking deliver OP.

>>38108759
Originolicannoli

>>38108759
hmm the latter option is more likely

Both are gifts. I would be happy either way

>>38108759
This is worth the risk : )

>>38108759
Please don't let my mom see my body.

I believe that this is true, I really do, really do

nice m8 i want it give me

>>38108759
Rolling for instant death.

I'll screencap this thread, and if I do not aquire either by 2018-01-01 00:00, I will post it and show everyone your lies.

Can I have the second one and then die shortly afterwards please?

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>>38108759
Ok Lets do This. I have nothing to lose anyway. Its a Win-Win either way.

>>38108759

Hmm, interesting.
Don't see any drawbacks to this deal unless the gf is fat and ugly.

Anyway Kek promised me that I'll lose my virginity in 2017

Pic related

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>>38109104

Much sorry, forgot pic

>>38108759
Lemme smash all of my electronics and bury the backup data in the backyard first.

But I only want the money to make an ironic post saying resist capitalism with the money in the background

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would prefer death but either one is fine really

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Try to kill me. You can't.

Ok. let's try i feel lucky.

>>38108759
Sick bro, I'm in.

>>38109217
>I feel lucky
Well, did you die instantly?

>>38108759
what's the catch?
origg

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Get me that sweet death fampai

>>38108759
Time for the catch to be that we instantly lose the $2,000,000 and/or the GF isn't loyal, isn't attractive to us, leaves us soon, doesn't last forever, dies, etc etc

We can't be happy.

>>38108759
Fuck why not
ORIGI

>>38108759
I don't care about the money or love.
I just wanna die.

>>38108759
rolling ffor death

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this is a win-win, totally posting here

Ravioli, ravioli, kill me instantioli

>>38108759
I'm fine with either, I can't go on like this. You know what? You can even keep the money, IDGAF.

>>38108759
Alright, let's do this then.

This is incredibly pathetic

>>38108759
Shine down your blessings

>>38108759
leeeeets do this... please deliver OP

>>38108759
Im fine with anythign except the gf, can it be die and money or gf. women are horrible.

>>38108759
i've posted in so many of these threads but i never die all i want is death please

>>38108759
im fine doesnt matter what i get

I'm 100% ok with either of these outcomes, bring it on

les do this sheet
Originallio

>>38108759
Is it more considered a blessing that you die instantly rather than getting 2million and a gf?

issa win win scenario my nigga!

>>38108759
chinese people are subhuman

>>38108759
Sounds good to me

Original

Kill me now you fucking coward

what if i enjoy being miserable and poor?
getting everything you want will spoil you and turn you into what you hate.

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Ok, i no need in moneys now, just give me gf bf is fine too, desu

>married already
>Can't get gf without wife killing me

Plz advise re: best course of action.

>>38110554

He says trying to find an excuse for achieving nothing.

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>>38108759
Please be real, I'm tired.

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>>38108759
I'm coming for you when neither happens lil bitch

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Let's do this very very originally

Fucking pay me

I really need the cash. So here it goes, please rain money on me.

Fuck it whynot

Originally original post.

>>38108759
Hell yeah

oc

Come what may, it's my win

Ok that sounds fine.

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>>38108759
that story is cool bro

OP here, I lied to all of you. None of this is true

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b-but i want a bf

sure
ojnihinhi

>>38108759
Die die die
Original sin

>>38108759
Dude I hope so.

I'm ready coach

But I don't wanna die op

>>38108759
how do i know which one i get?

Just want the 2 million by now

Hip hip hooray

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>>38108759
Everything falls

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Well either would be nice. Could buy a comfy house, some tools for my shed. I'm trying to get a gf, got one I like she's hella cute and a tonne of fun.just gotta conceal power level long enough. Looks like pic related

>>38108759
I'm ready to roll those dice!

well i guess either one would be an improvement at this point

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>>38108759
JUST me desu

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>>38108759
IT'S MY MONEY, AND I WANT IT NOOWWW..

>>38108759
Oh hell yes please

>>38108759
Can it be a gf(male)?

its hard being a robo

I harvested blackberries today. made some into syrup, my brother and mum made some into pie, and we froze the rest. haven't had the pie yet, but I had some of the syrup with sparkling water, white rum and lime juice, was fucking delicious

>>38108759
please don't let me be able to check this thread again...

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While many can pursue their dreams in solitude, other dreams are like great storms blowing hundreds, even thousands of dreams apart in their wake. Dreams breathe life into men and can cage them in suffering. Men live and die by their dreams. But long after they have been abandoned they still smolder deep in men's hearts. Some see nothing more than life and death. They are dead, for they have no dreams.

>>38108759
either is welcomed, neither is expected

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John 12:25
"He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal."

either way it's fine

>>38113666
as you wish, satan.

>>38108759
I'm willing flip that coin.

Peace out, bitches, suck my dick becauseI fucking hated all of you.

>>38108759
Gjdkdhjdt

If i dont get either by 2018 im roping myself

>>38108759
i just want her to look at me like she wants me

also death would be acceptable about now

>>38108759
>dont die
>still no gf and $2,000,000

>>38108857
Roll

This is the most original comment you shall ever see

give me the death and the money so i can give the money to my gf via will

riskkin it

Hmph I wonder....

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>>38108759

But will they get these dubs?

here goes nothing
hopefully I die

I just want to die. Actually, that has probably been posted before, I just realized that.

>>38108759
Let's do it. If somehow I actually got this I swear I'll use it to help people in need.

I'm ok with this chance

Please kill me anon-kun

>>38108759
Win win oregeno

I'm ok either way. So cmon let's go. Also dubs for good luck.

>>38108759
its honestly a win win

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Give me the sweet relief of the death

please please please let me die I don't even deserve a girlfriend I'm ugly as fuck no woman deserves me as a punishment

How many of you are dead?

>>38108759
Spent 500 bucks on a prostitute last weekend.
Im gonna need that money or dying of aids. Norhing to lose

>>38108759
mit uns der sonne

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>>38108759
Well worth the risk. Sign me up fampai

>>38117500
I'm still alive dude man

>>38108759
no downside my nero

wow can't wait

Death would be ok

>>38108759
i would have a hearty hatefuck with one of these threads

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>>38117500
Still here. Guess I'll get some pussy by 2018. Slightly disappointed.

>>38108759
o happy day

>>38108759
PLEASE GIMME ALL THIS IN AN ORIGINAL WAY REEEEEEEEEE

>>38108759
Can I get the money without a gf?

Sounds b got to me

pls death pls death

Yeah I'll take it. If life can't change for me at 25 why bother?

>>38108759
either would make me happy

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>>38108759
fate demands that I take this gamble and succeed

>>38108759
sound good
orginalass

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Well it's just postponing the inevitable

Give me money and a qt gf please.

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Please.
>inb4 robot induced inflation

sopa

>>38108759
>Everyone posting in this thread will die instantly or receive $2,000,000 and a gf before 2018

i'll take one of each please. i want to die but for the 2 mirrion dorrar to go to building me a pyramid to be put to rest in. the gf can be a human sacrifice in my tomb.

>>38108759
I'm Not posting here then

I don't even really need the girl, just the money. Death is alright too.

>>38108759
This is a win-win situation for me. I hope this is true

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>>38108759
Raviolo ravioli death is the only thing i deservioli

>>38108759
Four or Three

>>38108759
Fuck it man. Allahu Akbar my friends

Check the digits of my post

Also securing a ticket for my 2m + gf

If trips I die before 2018

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>get quads in a thread that promised oneitis would love me back within a month
>it's been years since then
Just for once, just one time, please lord let these fucking threads be real

The dog just came upstairs. This seems phesable now

>>38108759
hurbfnubf

>>38108759
gibs me a GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF GF

>>38108759
Either one of those outcomes is perfectly acceptable assuming the money is acquired legally and the gf is a virgin who actually loves me as well as attractive to me.

>>38108759
yes please. lets do it

>>38108759
yeet senpai

>>38108759
Let's do it. There is no bad outcome here.

>>38108759
>tfw you will fine with any of the outcomes
I can guarantee you I'll not get anything, not even rest from the misery that is my life

>>38108759
Bullshit, but I'll sage it anyway

>>38108759
I want everything the OP is offering.

Sounds good desu sempai

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Now the king told the boogie men
You have to let that raga drop
The oil down the desert way
Has been shakin' to the top
The sheik he drove his Cadillac
He went a' cruisnin' down the ville
The muezzin was a' standing
On the radiator grille

The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah
The shareef don't like it
Rockin' the Casbah
Rock the Casbah

>>38108759
I don't know why I keep posting in these threads

Worth a shot tbqh

>>38108759
Here we go, once more unto the breach lads

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>>38108759
I'd prefer the money itself over anything else being honest here, but anything is good. Thank you robots, thank you kek or any gods.

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A reason to live! YES finally!

>>38108759
I hope gawd

My nails hurt

Sure,may as well take a break from Skyrim sex

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Worth a try I guess

>>38108759
Oh lord above, please kill me

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>>38108759
give me my gf

I'd be happier just to die desu

kill me Pete

>>38108759
Can't even think of anything originolicus anymore.

Kek
Originally an Oregon

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$2m please!

>>38108759
Hope it's death

please gib

Win-win situation, sign me up!

>>38108759
I hope i die desu.

I haven't done everything that i want to, but it doesn't matter. I just hate everything.

Pls give 2mil neet dom forever

Ok, let me die please.
Win-win.

>>38108759
yes please

orgiginanal

>>38108759
make me originally dead

>>38108759
Sounds like a safe investment.

ok let's give this a try

Need cash and gf NOW

>>38108759
With the risk, mom

>>38108759
pls daddu gib me either

>>38108759
Putting my fate in the hands of this machination.

Hope for Deaht

>>38108759
okay

orogiaoigas

>>38108759
Rolling, plz don't kill me

either would be great
origamii

Goodbye bros.

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Gimme anything at this point please, end this suffering.

Hahha
pleaseeeee

Please, a swift and painless death is all I ask.

'' Sick of my Journey,
only my dreams will wander
these desolate moors''

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>>38108759
Either a quick death or money then

Me want

>>38108759
Give me the money, you can keep your rat stained whore

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I like these odds

570868.955000

Lets g-g-g-g-g-g-goooooo

welp might as well give it a shot

>>38124891
ok cool i'm still here. can't wait to have those things.

Both would be acceptabIe

Bring it originalalal Faggot

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>>38108759
Either would work for me honestly

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take me home jimmy.

>>38108759
uuhhh.wav

>>38108759
Gimme gimme die die

>>38108759
Well i have nothing to lose, let's go!

>>38108759
Both are good rewards.

>>38108759
i never replied to that nigerian prince, here's hoping i get lucky

>>38108759
wish me oregano luck

>>38108759

Either works for me too.

Fuck life.

>>38108759
Both sound pretty good desu senpai

>>38108759
I keep posting in these but I'm not dead yet and that makes me sad.

I dont lose anything by trying right guys

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>>38108759
Good shit.
Sign me the fuck up.

>>38108759
aww hell yeh

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Meme magic is originally real!

can i just get doubles? i have a degree

Oh ye?
Come on then!

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Taking the chance for the two of us

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>>38108759

I am all in son. Just fuck my shit up famlam.

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>>38108759
winning either way :^)

would prefer death desu

things aren't so good right now

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>>38108759
JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT LIFE, EVERY RELATIONSHIP IS BASED UPON USING OUT EACH OTHER UNTIL IT'S BENEFICIAL, IT DOESNT MATTER WHO I AM, BUT WHAT I HAVE IN THIS SOCIETY. FUCK YOU NORMIES, FUCK YOU CHAD, FUCK YOU STACEY U TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME. ALL IW ANTED IS BEING HAPPY BUT NO, I DONT DESERVE THAT. FUCK YOU

>>38108759
Holy roly for the first.

i already got a gf recently so i'm here to fulfill the full prophecy


If kek wills it i will roll dubs

>>38129359
This but i'm a horrible person so i accept this fate

>>38108759
give me pls thank you!

>>38129415
kek is not on my side today.

>>38108759
Can i choose the gf

>>38108759
That's bigger than a small loan :^]

bet u wont

jechane z tym koksem

>>38108759
Im in
original I love the souls series

alright im in for this

>>38108759
I could really use 2 mil. I don't have a lot of options at this point.

This is some monkey paw shit where I get crippled and win 2 mil in a settlement tho isn't it?

Still worth postin ITT, I don't believe in magick anyway.

sounds like a win-win situation for me :)))

>>38129997
wtf I rolled trips and am not dead yet!! gf here I come :^]

Implying I would be so lucky as for either to happen to me.

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>>38108759
Just fucking kill me
words n' shiet

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i'm fine either way

worth a try I guess orrrrigi

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>>38108759
but will i get get/killed by a spoopy ghost?

>>38108759
I will take whatever I can get right now

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What if no one of us dies because we will all be millionaires because some catastrophic event will cause the dollar to collapse until a dollar today is worth $10 million in the future?

Win win then? Niiiiiiiiiiiiice

Either one would be a win for me

Rolleronioino

>>38108759
I BELIEVE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stopping by to get some digits

Win win desu

eithier one is good

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>>38108759
Face me.

>>38108759
they both sound pretty good my oregano friend of sub-Saharan descent

>>38108867
This, comment is not original .

I still hate the captcha.

>>38108759
either way it's a win win

>>38108759
please originally end my suffering

Ok. I'll take the risk.

>>38108759

Instant painless death get

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>>38108759
Let's [Spoiler]Orignially[/Spoiler] do this faggot.

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I didn't get an instant death.

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Aight
Originally

>>38108759
Roll that shit
Origibal

win - win situation.

>>38108759
very nice thank

If dubs I'll get laid in 2017-2018

Fine with both

>>38108759
die pls now now die

I'm ready, love me a good death or some money with the gf add-on. Roll that dice

>>38108759
giving it a go.... WOOOOOOOOO

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>>38108822

this desu

if only

I need a bf, not a gf. Rolling for that risk factor. Lets do this.

>>38108759
I welcome death's sweet embrace with open arms.

>>38108759
Give me something to live for or give me death

>>38132743
Holy shit it looks like I didn't die instantly. Guess this means wealth or gf by end of next year! Thanks OP!

>>38108759
Either is fine desu

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It's a risk I need to take

brah
oriognal

yes please thank you lord
oirjoijglka

wheres my dubs of death

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>>38108759
The cunt can go fuck herself, I'll just take the money.

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Either is fine desu, I welcome both with open arms

aw boi here I go again

>>38108759
dear lord pls forgive my sins and i accept jesus into me hart

>>38133241
holy shit i lived! everyone reply to your own post so we know if you survived

>>38108759
Still hoping for something to happen

>>38108759
Just end me now, Chilean flag man

>>38108759
either way it's a win win for me, give me money or give me death

>>38108759
This can only end good.

I've got nothing to lose, famalamadingdong

>>38108759
I'm not dead! Yay!

Instantly? OK, I'll bite.

Well got nothing to lose posting and trying

Anyone ded yet?

rolling for death boys

I don't mind which

lets die mongolian cyber lads

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Nothing to lose I guess.
Have a snek

Sure, finish me or enrich me, the result won't matter either way.

>>38108759
yes please oawrear

>>38108759
Hi, originario Hi

>>38108759
Woooooo killme

Please original god originally

2 MILLION DOLLAAAAAAAAAS

>>38108759
pls be true pls be true pls be true pls be true pls be true pls be true pls be true pls be true pls be true

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Both would be nice.

>>38108759
Fake news

Ir

Well, i guess if i don't die instantly...

What are the chances though? Origanerino

Include me in the do or die

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>>38108759
Let's go boii I like these odds

finally after 10 years of lurking on 4chan, i can get off the ride.

I should be so lucky. Alas I am not. Either one would be great.

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Please give me a feet gf an 2 mil