/britfeel/

>feel horny
>start wanking
>get bored
>stop
anyone else do this? Maybe it's cause I only have a handful of things l wank to

Haha can't wait for tonights episode of waifuposters shitting on ebina and tidle. So interesting...

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>tfw on my 9th day without a shit

This is because all I eat is Greggs pasties and pizza, isn't it

>>38106358
>it's an ebin can't take responsibility for his own actions so makes up a conspiracy episode

way to keep the argument going idiot

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Would one of you lads do me a favour and re-draw this but with better quality, better than MS pain anyway? id have a go my self but ive lost the stylus to my drawing tablet, gutted

>>38106379
Try 2 red bulls. That fucks my insides so fast I shit like 6 times in 4 hour period.

>Don't have a single friend, online/offline
>Not a single person, besides my parents, gives a shit about me
>Could be dead for weeks and noone would notice
>Feel so lonely and isolated all the time
>How can I make friends when I am a slight autist and everybody already is cemented into friend groups as adults?

tfw extraverted and it an absolute necessity I get atleast weekly social interaction for my mental health.

I'm scared lads. Suicide is the only way out.

Je deteste ici

>>38106409
This. Caffine always makes my shit heavy

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>>38106354
Very rarely do I stop wanking once I start. That's because I'm always really horny when I wank because I only wank once every 4 days or so. Maybe you're wanking too much?

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>>38106429
Fuck off Pierre

any of you lads ride your bike to work?

What's the secret of not arriving knacked and dripping with sweat?

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Lads, at 9:40 can someone please remind me to turn the oven off

>tfw i can bully ebin and the waifus get the blame

who else evil?

>>38106458
get one with an engine, only thing that worked for me

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>>38106423
/britfeel/ is the only social interaction I get. I rely so heavily on /britfeel/ that I've unironically deluded myself into thinking you guys are actually my friends. I'm always on /britfeel/, even on the rare occasions I go outside.

>>38106481
wow you cleared the waifuposter's names with one post, you are very clever anon :>)

>>38106458
You cruise, dont fucking pedal all the way there lad.

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>>38106458
Leave earlier so you can go at a pleasurable pace. Cycling is really fun when you don't have to zerg somewhere

>>38106507
How do you cruise on flat and uphill?

>>38106491
Are you willing to change?
now we know ebin is a cunt we need a new ebin

>>38106518
Cycle up hill. On flat you pedal, cruise, pedal, cruise, pedal, cruise.

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>its another waifuposter creates an alternative personality episode

>>38106448
I'm British, I'm just expressing myself in a different language.

I think the phrase sounds perfect for what it means, which is "I detest it here".

>>38106466
I'll remind you laddy, I'll be watching the clock like a hawk

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shitting daily is the key!

>>38106537
Think like slate boarding. You kick and cruise you don't constantly kick.

>>38106404
Tilde is clearly not racist, it's just people memeing and one very angry paki pestering him. That being said the 'for a joke/le memes' reason is the most pathetic reason to vote for anything
>I-I did what you wanted /pol/ /brit/, do you like me now lads? I'm one of you right?
Sad thing is he certainly wasn't the only one.

Name interesting recognisable posters that very rarely post, but do post from time to time

>Footylad who recently lost his virginity
>Anon from Coventry who has only ever slept with women from Redditch

>>38106575
>Footylad who recently lost his virginity
Wait what? It was some anon who went to lower league matches right? I've missed the virginity saga if so.

>>38106423
>>38106491
I'm the same when it comes to britfeel being the only social interaction I get, but then even then I just lurk 99% of the time. I'm like the weird kid who hangs around with a group at school but never says anything.

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>shot a blank earlier
>was my first wank of the day
What did my body mean by this?

>>38106503
looks like my plan is working out

come take a bite of my apple ebin ;)

>>38106594

Yeah thats him, he recently lost his virginity, and the lads found out it was the first time he had sex, they all ghosted him since, it was in the thread early this morning, gimme a sec lad I'll link

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>>38106519
I'm still /hopeful/. I tried to make friends when I started sixth form but despite my best efforts nothing came of it. I have one more chance when I go to uni in a couple months but it really feels like it will be the final opportunity. If I still fail at that point then idk what I'll do. I really will have to resign to being /foreveralone/

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>>38106605
>come take a bite of my apple ebin ;)

are you flirting with me anon

>>38106599
>The wish I shot blanks.

>>38106599
>he wanks multiple times a day
That's bloody why lad

>>38106575
>the autistic lad who was pursued and jumped on by a girl he used to know, and he hated every minute of it

>>38106594
>>38106618

Sorry to break this news to you anon

>>38096003

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>Tfw i could be fucking my gf right now, but instead i'm shitposting this on a Sunday evening

>>38106673
I've transcended, I don't get jealous by these posts anymore

I think women have become completely alien

>>38106595
You should post stuff laddy, we're all anonymous (except for the tripfags) so you don't need to be worried about people judging you. If people don't like what you say, so what? Just make another post and for all they know you're a different person. Sometimes I even reply to my own posts as if I'm another person, without even really thinking about it. It's probably the beginning of schizophrenia

>>38106649
I wank like once or twice a day on average. I used to wank a lot more but as I've hit early adulthood I've felt my libido decrease. Still have the occasional day where I do nothing but drain my balls though.

Still doesn't explain why I just straight up didn't ejaculate though.

turn that oven off, lad

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>>38106626
is tasting darkness to flirt? ask yourself that my nemesis

>>38106466
TURN THE OVEN OFF LAD TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW

turn the oven off tilde, the pakis are already ash

All this oven talk makes me wish I had a gas oven. I'd Sylvia plath that shit.

>>38106575
There are only foreigners in Redditch. Is that what he's doing?

>>38106704
>1 second late
Dinner status: ruined.

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>>38106710

I drifted to /pol/ and by the time I saw this it was too late.

I now have to open the oven at 10:00

>head looks big when wearing clothes
>head looks small when not wearing clothes
fucks sake lads why is my head so weird

>>38106722
>1 sec from being too late
Bloody 'roo

Ovenlad take a picture of your food, just for a laugh haha

>>38106756

Redditch is a lot whiter than Coventry

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>>38106379
>living off Greggs

How do you afford that lad? The prices are extortionate. I get shouted at every few months because the price of a sausage roll regularly goes up 5p. Already at 90p now!

>>38106574
I think voting leave was kind of stupid now. I should have either looked into it more or not voted at all. The country has been politically unstable ever since desu

>>38106707
This is now my new waifu

>>38106816
"""White""" in the slavic, eastern european sense, maybe.

1There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:
2The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.
3Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.
4Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?
5Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.
6 That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.
7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
8 The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.
9Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be?
10Jesus answered and said unto him, Art thou a master of Israel, and knowest not these things?
11 Verily, verily, I say unto thee, We speak that we do know, and testify that we have seen; and ye receive not our witness.
12 If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things?
13 And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven.
14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:
15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.
16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

>>38106788
What? why? Give me an original reason

>>38106831
You still voted because you wanted blacks out you racist lying cunt.
Fuck off you drama filled attention whore and take ebina with you.
Go on, off to /soc/ with you, you can carry ebin with your massive fuck off hands.

>>38106831
that bint dyed her hair

>>38106438
Been trying to have one quick wank a day to insta slags to combat 'tfw no gf' feels but I started thinking about grils I know in the middle of it and got disheartened

>tfw could be making bank off overtime but don't want to give up my limited vidya hours
Lads, I haven't done anything outside of work except vidya for a long time. I keep meaning to move out and do some college courses after work but I can't surrender my leisure time.
Waging was a mistake.

>>38106860
I know its been said before but
>vote leave
>fewer white European immigrants
>more non whites to replace them

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>>38106831
I get the frozen ones from Iceland, just as good if not better because they're never burnt and always piping hot

>>38106854
Verily, what dideth he meaneth by this?

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>>38106813

these are the burnt ones, their in the bin now, got a new batch in the oven

>>38106926
I didn't know this was a thing lad, you've just changed the game forever.

>>38106908
>>tfw could be making bank off overtime
Did you know mcdonalds workers make more per hour than first year investment bankers
http://www.mergersandinquisitions.com/investment-banking-salaries-mcdonalds/

>>38106854
18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.
20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved.
21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.
22After these things came Jesus and his disciples into the land of Judaea; and there he tarried with them, and baptized.
23And John also was baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there was much water there: and they came, and were baptized.
24For John was not yet cast into prison.
25Then there arose a question between some of John's disciples and the Jews about purifying.
26And they came unto John, and said unto him, Rabbi, he that was with thee beyond Jordan, to whom thou barest witness, behold, the same baptizeth, and all men come to him.
27John answered and said, A man can receive nothing, except it be given him from heaven.
28Ye yourselves bear me witness, that I said, I am not the Christ, but that I am sent before him.
29He that hath the bride is the bridegroom: but the friend of the bridegroom, which standeth and heareth him, rejoiceth greatly because of the bridegroom's voice: this my joy therefore is fulfilled.
30He must increase, but I must decrease.
31He that cometh from above is above all: he that is of the earth is earthly, and speaketh of the earth: he that cometh from heaven is above all.
32And what he hath seen and heard, that he testifieth; and no man receiveth his testimony.
33He that hath received his testimony hath set to his seal that God is true.
34For he whom God hath sent speaketh the words of God: for God giveth not the Spirit by measure unto him.

>>38106952
How the fuck are those burnt, you food-wasting scum?
There are children starving in Africa and you just chuck waffles in the bin.

>>38106860
>you wanted blacks out

Not true. I have had good experiences with them. They are always super polite at Greggs. I was friends with a surinamese guy in primary school too.

>>38106863
This is her transformation and I don't think she is a bint

>>38106926
Was going to suggest Iceland. Much better value

>you now realise the cooked products that aren't sold are sent back to the factories and re distributed

To think people have touched that and stuff.

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>>38106667
Bloody hell this is disgusting. I loved that guy's posts, I could really relate to your only interaction being at some irrelevant, lower football game. That damn roastie could find a new social group in 5 days but instead footylad gets his outlet taken away.

Why does BritNormie use racial slurs like 'paki'

>board of examiners meet this week
>failed 1 module's exam by 5%
>overall for the entire year is 61% including failed module
>without is 68%
>did a "for interest" language which i passed
How likely am I to get a compensation pass?

>>38106952
Doxxlad get him!

Lads, how does one make an appointment with their gp for depression? Do I just go to the doctors and be like 'smart sad can I get an appointment please'.

>>38106951
>Verily, what dideth he meaneth by this?
He meaneth certainly.

>>38106999
You really shouldn't lie about how you feel about coloured people, tilde :^)

>>38106952
Wtf they're not burnt you mong
>wasting food like this
You better be a richfag or so help me you don't get to complain about running out of NEETbux

>>38106995

The flash makes them look better than they are

>>38107003
Can't recall doing that.

>>38107020

You literally make a GP appointment like any other and tell them you want to talk about your health but it is a private matter. Then only discuss it with your GP once you get in for the appointment, simple as that.

>>38106985
35The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his hand.
36He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

>>38107018

Funnily enough I do know his exact location I'm sat here right now

>>38106952
FUCK YOU for throwing these in the bin when they are perfectly fine and I've got another 35 mins to wait on my food.

>>38107048
Cheers lad. Always be anxious about the whole telling the bird receptionist I've got a case of the boohoos.

>>38107003
birtnormie just removes the trip when he gets triggered and needs to whine. It's depressing how much they care about an internet personality.

>>38106985

I happen to know that this ISNT what rule 34 is at all

Just had another poo lads wahey

>>38107046

That was someone else actually, but I'm sure in the past you've called poleaboo a paki, maybe I'm wrong though

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>>38106832
spread her wings my pretty. do as thou commands.

the darkness will posses you soon ebin. we have been watching. it is known.

>>38107020
I've never heard someone use the word smart like this

>>38106788
Ding ding ding
Open the oven.

>>38107071

Receptionists only need to know if it is a matter of urgency (say you are really not feeling well and need to be slotted in asap) otherwise it's none of their business, don't worry

>>38106850
Slavs are more white than mud-blood Anglos at least.

>>38107108

Thank you anon, they are actually not burnt this time

>>38107080

A had a hearty chuckle lad, well done

>>38107097
Not that I recall. Maybe if I was quoting someone else.

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>>38106788
>/pol/
My fellow kekistan native!

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>>38107094
Stop rubbing it in you smug cunt >>38106379

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>>38107099
don't worry lad, I'm waiting. Right into my trap

>>38107122
You better take a picture so we can compare

>>38107146

Surely you must have used the words paki/nigger at some point from time to time, you don't have to be some hardcore /pol/ack for that

>GREATEST /BRITFEEL/ MOMENTS

What do you think some of the best /britfeel/ moments have been? I'll start!

>SS Anon meets Marko
>Ebin discovers he's dying of the mould
>Football lad makes some friends

>>38107194
Britnormie is very progressive, a big fan of rapefugees. I don't know what else you'd expect from a scotcuck, they've been raped by us for their whole history.

>>38107212
the phonecall reporting poleaboo to the anti terror hotline desu

>>38107212

poleaboo not being able to defend his muslim brother during the westminster terror attacks because he was in court on sexual harassment and malicious communications charges

>>38107194
Not really lad. Might have said "nigga" if I was singing along with some hip hop. I used to call the Chinese takeaway "the chinkies" when I was a kid.

>>38107229
>A big fan of rapefugees

Is that a band?

>>38107287

yes, Rapefugee-La, had Wyclef Jean and two more in it. You never heard?

>>38107212
A good, less obvious one is the ghost flatmate saga. He even drew maps of his flat for us. Hope things turned out okay for him desu

>>38107287
>Weak use of humor to avoid the truth
Typical Scotcuck.

>>38107212
Finding out poleaboo lived 20 minutes away from me after the dox

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>>38107158
>changing waifus

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me and the lads just shagged this bird. pic related.

>>38107330
You never been tempted to go and knock on his door? I definitely would have.

>>38107355
>tfw you will never shag a bird with the lads or shag a lad with the birds
why even live lads

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>>38107268
Without a doubt the winner.

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>>38107212

SS Marko is unbeatable

>>38107212
>Robot makes friends with his lonely Polish neighbour over the garden fence

>>38107322
>He even drew maps of his flat for us.
It's like he wanted to get doxxed

>>38107397
So was this real or not?

>>38107364
He probably wanted to but is too autistic. Besides, what would he do when a gang of muslims opens the door and he says 'Is poleaboo here?'

>>38107454
nothing you read on britfeel is real

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>>38107436

The Sunday Sport seems to think so

>>38107470
I'd say "Is Amir here?"

>>38107454
Of course it's not real.

But still

>tfw no slutty little cumbox to anally destroy in a service station toilets

>>38107015
Depends on your university regulations, but I reckon you're probably getting a referral and a grade cap. It's rare to get compensation.

>>3810739
>Once I smelled another guy's cock and arsehole up close, I knew I had made a mistake
Such a realistic thing for a prision gay to say, whoever wrote it must've went through that stage. All those doujins with the girl getting drunk on dick had made lads on here deluded.

>>38107364
He got kicked out by his dad I think.

He still updates his blog regularly.

Where did this seething hatred of poleaboo in britnormie come from

>>38107542
I read it occasionally. I don't think he has been kicked out. Would be big news.
>>38107552
Racism.

>gonna make a cup of tea now that everyone has gone to sleep

>>38107536
Wait til one of them goes all the way and gets a cock in their arse.

Then they'll realise their head won't just go dizzy and succumb to cock lust, and it doesn't actually feel even 1/10th as good as it looks in the doujins.

Let's hope they aren't so deluded to think you can fuck in a car without cleaning your arse first though.

>>38107552
>Where did this seething hatred of poleaboo in britnormie come from
>>38107578
>Racism.

typical lefty bullshit.
it came from peoples forming their own opinions of these individuals based on reading their posts.

>>38107600
>tfw just want to cuddle and maybe kiss with none of the degenerate sex

>>38107578
I do know that his dad apparently doesn't speak English so I doubt it would do me any good knocking on.

Plus I don't want him to start stalking me.


He works in the call center in old Trafford.

Has anyone ever got a pic of him?

>>38107615
Are you prison gay lad?

Although, cuddling and kissing is a bit gayer than just closer your eyes and getting on with it.

>>38107407
Any more info on that? Sounds interesting, I must have missed it.

>>38107643
>Are you prison gay lad?

probably yeah

>BritNormie
>Normie
>On the /r9k/ board of a Macauan gambling forum at 11:30 on a Sunday Evening

>>38107659
He still posts here, so maybe he can do it

But he was in his back garden smoking, and started chatting to his lonely Polish neighbour. They eventually became friends and went to the pub together and stuff

Was cute

>>38107632
Yeah. I'm surprised you know exactly what call center he works in (new information) but you haven't seen the photos of him that have been going around for years. How do you know he works in that call center specifically?

>>38107714
why can't I make friends that easily :(

>>38107693
Get out eurotrash

>>38107730

It's 11:30 where he is

>>38107714
I wonder if they dated.

>>38107693
I'm not a student mate, I don't go out on a sunday night. I'm 30 years old. I don't even go out every friday night anymore.

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everyday at school truck boys kick my ass and taunt me
if i try to talk to a girl they shove me over and start making out with her in front of me
i had a gf but no one has seen her since she was sighted getting into the passenger seat of a truck at the end of last year
her parents have declared her dead but i know she's alive
she just belongs to the truck boys now
i don't blame her for not coming home
how could any girl leave a truck boy?
it's not easy i know that

>>38107667
I'd still cuddle you regardless, lad.

Don't approach guys on here looking for BFs though because you're lonely. That shit ain't right!

>>38107728
I've seen the posts from his forum stuff with his trap shit too but haven't heard anything new of him in terms of selfies.

I read it on a previous thread about the call centere location.

Although anon, could have just been bullshitting etc

>>38107751

Will you and the gf ever have kids do you rekon?

>>38107756
you might retract that if I posted with my avatar

>britnormie is doing a samefag QnA

>>38107777

Quads confirm BritNormie's gf is pregnant, and he doesn't know yet

>>38107790
does it begin with an e or an f?

>>38107768
Yeah I think that's just speculation, I don't think he's given enough information away to work out where he lives.
>>38107777
Not any time soon.
>>38107794
If I was samefagging I'd ask more self aggrandising questions.

Who is King of /britfeel/, Ebin or BritNormie?

>>38107807
who is the F?

>>38107840
BritNormie is the king cock of britfeel, he could have any one in the thread

>>38107842

Ebin's filenames all start with an e or f

>>38107744


Holy fuck, not everyone is a faggot in real life lad, it's just the 4chan population that is that dense

One day, when i can be bothered writing, i am going to base a character of ebin. I may make him a racist and conspiracy theorist too.

>>38107850

He couldn't have me lad, nor would he want it

>>38107850
id have him. he does not know how to fight

>>38107860
oh right, thought you were asking if it was ebina or another poster with an F character but it turns out to be both me

>>38107904
are you 23 fighting stances anon.

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What if someone tells the Chinese government about Xi posting and their internet department adopts it as an official method of propaganda

>>38107976
>implying the chinese government isn't behind the xi posting.

>>38107976
>>38108003


>Implying Xi doesn't engage in some shitposting in-between important business meetings

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>>38108003

>The Chinese government would plow all those resources into forcing a meme in a tiny thread on 4chan

What a stupid suggestion

>>38107667
The man you picture kissing and cuddling, how do you imagine him?

*anonymous lad casts 'dispel memes' on the thread

>>38108050
I imagine him to be like me desu

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>>38108065

Abandon football for cue sports

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>>38107941
you know it dawg.

i still looking out for kev, anyone else in here is a snack.

>>38107212
ZERO VOTES
desudesu

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Fucking pigs harrassing the Hulkster again lads

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>>38108065
It's not very effective.

*4chan posts meme

>>38107212
For me it was Milk Cat 50. Wow. What a moment.

>>38107212

the diet coke incident was pretty good

>>38107212
that time wongo, bing banded his flump with a toothy bolly dolly

>>38108126
Fuck yeah that was a good night. I felt genuinely thrilled when he finally got it.

>>38108124

That really was the turning point from britfeel

>>38108079
And what do you look like?

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>>38108126

quick rundown?

unoriginalbogpost

>>38108105
Don't these donut-mashing pigs know that Hulkamania is still running wild?

>>38108158
a scruffy early 20s NEET I'd assume

gonna eat that doughnut then go to bed

MAYBE YOU AND I
COULD LIIIIIIIGHTTTTT UP THE NIGHHHHTTTT

>>38108201
NEVER (never) go to sleep on a doughnut

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>>38108179
They stood aside in the end. Smart decision.

>>38108201
>going to sleep on a donut
are you mad mate?

>>38108231
Could sexy keV take on hogan one on one?

>>38108201
what a mad cunt sleeping on a donut. asking for trouble.

>>38108254
Someone should tweet him and ask

>>38108254
>Could sexy keV take on hogan one on one?

dont even joke lad. hogan is 6 ft 5 while kev is 5 ft 8.

When was the last time you had sex, or for the virgins, kissed someone?

>>38108231
imagine you're talking shit about freedom and the you hear this https://youtu.be/guG9cVs3ms4
quiet at first but then louder, and louder and then you realise it's coming closer
then you see the hulkster, what are you gonna do
brotha

>>38108308
you messing m8? sexy kev could just use his move 'the assblast 3000', and hogan would be done for.

>>38108310


literally and unironically kissed my gf goodnight 10 mins ago, lad. Staying up late since i've got some work to finish up

>>38108308
So it'll be a breeze for Kev? I hope so cause we need a strong leader

>>38108310
I fucked a 54yo hooker a couple of hours ago desu

Probably the most recent in the thread

>>38108345

God to bed BritNormie

>>38108308
bruce lee was only 4ft 2 icnes

>>38108311
>ywn meet the Hulkster
makes me sad lads

>>38108310
January. starting to get cravings lads.

>>38108330
He's retired that move since he killed those orphans in the title match to the begrudging of the fans

>>38108310
>When was the last time you had sex
about 5 years ago

>>38108359

I'm not BritNormie, i am a fairly recent lurkfag

>>38108330
>>38108347
kev is a coward. he has went into hiding because he is scared.

>>38108308
KeV

Sexy 1000 eletronvolts?

Whatever happened to Junlad and Azulad?

>EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS JUST IN

Never before seen video footage of sexy kev:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4D8BRU08ww

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>>38108347
>we need a strong leader
we got one brotha

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I will unironically murder to get a gf hit me up Isis

>>38108310

September 2016

urnewodinfd

Not a fan of this getting old malarky lads. Had a load of drinks last night and I still feel like shit now.

>>38108481
poleaboos gone off the deep end lads

I wager it's roughly 3100 days until 2025 starts

>>38108310
Kissed a girl back in 2012ish, but haven't had sex before.

I've been a NEET for some years now and it's kinda depressing to think about, but I think I'm too far gone for that sort of thing now.

>>38108310
Like 6 months ago abroad

>>38108467

> nominated
> by his own mother

anyone surprised?

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>Earphones are dying
RIP in pieces, time to buy a new pair.

>>38108310
>When was the last time you had sex,

about 6 months ago. probably could have done it a handful of time in the last 6 months but i could not be ased perusing any girls that seemed interested

>>38108500
Poleaboo unrionically got in trouble with the law for using the phrase 'jihad' in his blog and on 4chan.

>>38108518
3100 days from now is December 27, 2025

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>>38108310
>kissed someone
Like 2 years ago. And then before that, probably another 2 years.
>tfw they were only having a competition with their boyfriend to see who could kiss the most people at the party

>>38108533
>that gf i had on holiday

>>38108567
Was she nice and tiny like Kanna?

>>38108581
i don't tell anyone about it irl because of this damn meme

>>38108310
when I was 4 with my neighbour haha

>>38108565
How did you work that out? What is happening to my brain
Don't suppose you know the number of days from now until January 1st 2025, do you?

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>>38108605
No she was dykey and had bad breath like kobayashi actually

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>>38108634
Looked it up lad
It's 2,740 days until the start of 2025

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>people in this thread have been kissed
Reeeee

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>>38106320
SURPRISE SURPRlSE

>>38108696
2740? TIME IS A HORRIBLE QUICK ROAD

What you lads up to tonight? I'm gonna have some drinks and switch back between the two wrestling PPVs tonight

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>>38108726
Yeah, I know
>2018 is only 6 months away

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>>38108533
Tell us all about it mate

Rlex with the diamonds
Keep me shining
Gotta have perfect timing
When I'm riding
Brand new Aston martin
With no mileage

>>38108722
why do you always appear when I post?

>>38108661
I-I'm sorry anon.
Iwanttograbkannassoftskinblox

>>38108761
He looks like he could be a trap

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I've only gone and brought back the Reliant Robin meme

>>38108798
only by the standards of this thread. I know we get laughed at for our women, but honestly it looks like our boisucci needs to step the fuck up too

>>38108828
You absolute mad lad

>xi posting
>reliant robin posting
>cilla posting

all return in one night?
hmm

is this the memepocalypse

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>>38108790
It's okay lad, it was kind of a good feeling knowing that I cucked her boyfriend, albeit consensually.
ywn feel kanna's soft butt on your lap

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Was all this FOR real
Or some kind of hell??
6
6
6
The number of the beast!
Sacrifice! Is going on tonight!

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>>38108851
I didn't mean a good one necessarily, he just reminds me of them, with make-up and lighting and other tricks.

>>38108467

Doxxanon here, 20 minutes well worth spent

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Leinster+Gardens,+Runcorn+WA7+1EG/@53.3959929,-2.6651695,89a,35y,270h,39.56t/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x487ae268c14258b9:0xb4b52003dc13e24d!8m2!3d53.3419161!4d-2.7413495

>>38108862

cilla posting was around on the friday and saturday as well, lad

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White man came across the sea
He brought us pain and misery
He killed our tribes he killed our creed
He took our game for his own need

We fought him hard we fought him well
Out on the plains we gave him hell
But many came too much for Cree
Oh will we ever be set free?

>>38108954

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.3960389,-2.6658137,3a,49.1y,295.05h,86.63t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sN1llgR6_yPNaSsiFSMa6Lw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

being the front of the house

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>>38108954
what the fuck, i thought you were just a hyped meme

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>>38108862
It's a lorra lorra laffs

>tfw sexy kev has become a target of doxxanon
>tfw sexy kevs address is known to britfeel

sigh. feel sorry for the fella now he's gonna get harassed by you mad cunts.

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>>38108880
If I obtain a Kanna please cuck me too, senpai.

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>>38108828
*teleports behind you
*cracks open a cold one and teleports it into your mouth
*flies off

truck boys

>>38108992


> knowing the city sexy kev is from
> having a video record of a garden that you can actively search for on google maps of the city


doxxanon is a meme lad, grow up

>>38108999
>he's gonna get harassed by you mad cunts.
Ah yes, the infamous britfeel bunch who legion people.

>>38108945
the hairstyle with a fringe to hide their manly forehead definitely

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>>38108999
might order him a cheeky pizza, chuck

>>38108999
I doubt any of us will do anything, I mean it's constantly advertised where his shows are and I don't think anyone here has ever went

>>38107504
Wtf, is that actually real?

>>38109126

The was actually in the SundaySport

>>38109126
Am I missing something, what's the big deal? SS anon was a fag being hired to shag old men, this story is about some middle aged man being hired to shag old ladies.

Hey lads, lets all post pics of our back garden for a laugh, hahaha

>>38109152
the curly watts thing is absolutely nuts though.

I'd say you have a better chance of winning the lottery than that naturally occurring.

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>>38109175

Mark, Curly watts look alike, shagging in a service station

the coinsidence is too real.

Makes me wonder about 'Corrie guy obsessed with serial killers' too

Is that mado anon actually a girl?

who here /extremelypalewithbagsundereyes/?

>>38109152
marko was described as looking curly watts

>>38109205
No, he just needs something since his personality itself doesn't farm the sweet (you)s

>>38109175
>>38109216
Jesus, somehow I always skipped that despite reading the SS post multiple times. Cheers lads, always knew I was just being a mong.

>>38109203
is there a chance some /britfeelers/ are journos?

i'm not sure if i can keep going lads

can you still buy those chocolate sponge cakes in a tin?

>>38109263
normies are well known for harvesting 4chan for memes

>>38108992
>what the fuck, i thought you were just a hyped meme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2tW50CD6Aw

>>38109203
Shipanon probably sent in that tip. Who else would notice a small, blurred picture of a murder.

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Milk Cat 108

>>38109286

I didn't send in the tip, but I do wonder whether that article was based off shipposting since the marko thing

>>38106850
>Slavs
>Not white

Care to explain your reasoning? They look pretty white to me

>>38109267
Let it out lad. Tell us what hell you're in.

>>38109346
/pol/ has a 'no true Scotsmen' thing about whites. Since slav countries arent advance utopias they cant possibly be filled with actual white people.

>>38109391
/pol/ amazes me. It's full of American mongrels yet they spend all day calling others not really white.

>>38109391
It's Muslims/Jews trying to divide and conquer.

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I
FUCKING
HATE
DISCORD
NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

can someone hit me up with how I can play some of the latest pokemon games on my computer?

I want to play some of the games past black and white as I haven't played them yet...

Need some sort of emulator right?

>pls help, I just want a distraction from the depressive thoughts.

>>38109466
There isn't a playable 3DS emulator IIRC

>planning meals for tomorrow
>bowl of cereal
>tomato soup
>pepperami
>chicken wrap
>apple crumble + custard
>1000kcal
who /foreverskelly/ here?

>>38108348
Pics. Posting em

>>38109490
so what's the latest pokemon games I can play?

>>38109466
Search /vp/ archive for Ds emulator, I'm not sure myself since I always end up buying one.
>>38109490
Black and white were on DS.

just wanked, lads. is it just me or is looking for content and getting horny better than the actual getting your dick out and beating it? shit sucks, fuck.

>>38107330

Any details on the dox?
Really curious.

I remember one of my first doxxing projects was this YouTuber who learnt to drive his HGV with the same company I did.

He lives quite close to me so in a lot of his videos I could recognise places simply because I had been there myself, but later on as he filmed videos around the country I remember actively trying to find the location of every place he drove.

>>38109614
shut up Ebin

oriori

>>38109614
my wanks are legendary

>>38108310
Fucked a boy a couple of years ago. Was crap

Never fucked a girl. Wouldn't mind trying it though.

>>38109616

It's in the archieve, St Albans street rochdale or something like that. He doxxed himself by leaving a parcel with his addres on in an image

>>38109614
Had an absolute unreal wank to a hot japanese milf guiding a young guy through sex earlier

>>38109628
>doxxanon the autobiography

>>38109512
>soup
Are you even trying? As a former skelly my advice would be pasta for a lot of your meals+protein/bulking shakes.

I used to make these 1000 calorie shakes which apparently is how much you eat in an entire day so that should help you, best thing is that since they're liquid calories it goes down like it's nothing.

Ingredients: 2 glasses of milk, oats, peanut butter, greek yoghurt, banana, honey (olive oil optional if you want some easy calories)

>>38109680
gonna need a link there lad haha

pokelad here.

Just downloaded a DS emulator and pokemon black 2. I only played the first pokemon black.... am I in for a comfy time?

Very excited tbqh lads.

>>38109683

>Doxing yourself

feel free to ask anything though, I'd probably answer

>>38109654
>tfw he lives 53 min away from me
Too bad I don't own a car although my mommy is forcing me to get a job and get a drivers license.

>>38109698
sounds revolting desu

>>38109740
One of the cool things about Black/White 2 is if you play it on the device you played B/W there would be references to your previous character. Even without that you should have plenty of fun though, I'm not a big fan of gen 4/5 but plenty of people rate them.

>>38109808
4 SCOOPS CMOOOOOON

5% WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET BIG DESU

>>38109861
>tfw have my old ds that I played black on.

Cba buying black 2 just for the references though when I've got it for free rn.

Thanks anon I'll keep you updated with my adventures if you like.

>>38109865
but I don't wanna lift
I'll just get fat

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>>38109893
I'm a big fan of Pokeposting, please do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKmWeATngb4
spacex launching a rocket into space live in 15 minutes lads

>>38109939

This night is going to be maximum comfy now.
Gonna make myself some instant ramen for even more comfy points.

Lad who wanted to lick his mum's arsehole here. Finally did it after much wine and cajoling tonight. Underwhelming to be honest. I thought the taboo nature of it would be profoundly erotic but I was wrong. It was just bizarre.

>>38109979
haha good one britnormie, keep em coming

>>38109979
Just greentext it laddo

>>38109979
green text how the whole thing went down pls anon

>>38109979
Another 'original' character to tackle your mummy issues Britnormie, you'll be a screenwriter anyday now right?

>>38109893
Should CFW your DS laddie

>>38109979

Fucking kek lad, i can't believe i've witnessed live all three updates to this story.

I don't think Autism UK ever know what people desperately need a donation kek

>>38109979
Be VERY detailed with your greentext, and I mean everything from the beginning (drinking wine) to the cajoling, to the event, and the aftermath

I don't care if it's LARP, be detailed

>>38110013
>>38110018
>Sitting watching a film (The Accountant with Ben Affleck, shit, don't bother.)
>Mum is on the couch, half watching, half on her phone
>She opens her third bottle of wine
>After she goes for the second glass, I bring it up again
>"So, have you thought any more about me licking you down there?"
>She says "Don't be so silly" and laughs
>I wait until she has another glass of wine
>"Go on, just for a second"
>"Would you really do it?" she replies.
>"Yes"
>She laughs and says "Alright, you can do it, but just quickly. Don't worry, it's clean."
>She pulls down her jeans enough to see it, but not to show off her whole fanny
>I give it a quick lick, she starts laughing
>I realise "Fuck, this isn't sexy at all, I don't know why I thought it was"
>She's just laughing and laughing in a drunk haze
>I start to feel a bit sick
>Come up to my room
>She is just going to bed now

>>38110097
>>38110053
>>38110018
>>38110160


PART 2, i'm embarrassed even typing it lads

WIFUS ARE GAY
WIFUS ARE fucking GAY
WIFUS ARE gay GAY
WIFUS ARE GAY
WIFUS ARE GAYYY

Rockets going off lads

>>38110207
aborted.

gay as fuck lad. What a waste of time.

>>38110160
You're supposed to grab her thighs and force her arse back onto your tongue

If you're gonna do something taboo, at least make ti filthy

>>38110160
Sounds upsetting lad

>>38110207
Rockets cancelled lads

parents had a strange encounter

someone knocked on their door and started mumbling weird shit, guy started shuffling something in his pocket but then left

any suggestions what it was

>>38110262
Honestly I'm not interested in doing that at all. It's disgusting.
>>38110280
It was genuinely upsetting. I need to grow up and stop this stupid shit.

>>38110298
Its doxanon trying to pinpoint your location

>>38110298
he was planning to fill them in and rob the house but bottled it and left

>>38110341
it's a pretty poor neighbourhood there's nothing to rob

>>38110330
Lick her vagina next

>>38110160
>Third bottle

fake. Larping

>>38110356
Not a chance.
>>38110363
She's an alcoholic. She has at least two bottles a night.