Ideal gf thread? Ideal gf thread! Post your ideal gf/bf.

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>>38105400
This + ddlg

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My wife is the ideal wife

>>38105641
10/10 would unironically marry this qt

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I'll probably be alone forever.

>>38105844
There's plenty of landwhales in the ocean

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Us on the left, her on the right.
> tfw nobody in Europe that would be into that
> all the ones that contacted us were from the US

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Please just let me end it.

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There's nothing I want more than a dommy mommy gf desu

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obligatory

and originolilililili

WHERE'S THE ONE THAT WILL CALL ME HER EARTH DADDY?!

>>38105916
>tfw mom divorced my dad when I was very very young so I never experienced motherly love
I kinda want this now
accidently replied to the wrong post

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>>38105921
Top-tier ideal gf, friend

>>38106005
>tfw this was literally my ex

it's not as good as it sounds

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damaged goodies

>>38105400
>>38105921
Can get behind these. I'm making my own, anyone has the template?

>>38106251
My ex was like that.
Especially the ex manipulation part
It was a toxic relationship.

>>38106312
her ex was probably not even that bad, he just did right thing by break up with her and the demented cunt decide to shit talk him and make it sound like she was the victim in all of that situation

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>>38106251
Fell in love with a variant of this, tho she liked death and spooky things.
Trust me on this one Anon, you do NOT want to be in that situation.
>can't believe I fell for her
>1/10 would not invest emotionally again.
>mfw took me a while to realize I was better off even after breakup
>fucking bitch

>>38106270
>template
you just copy one of the pics and fill in different colors you lazy fuck

>>38105400
The best one is the clown gf
But knowing this place it might not be ironic at all, bu I'll assume it's still a satire

>>38106638
reminds of this one porn video of a clown girl getting fucked after squirting her flower and creampieing the dude's face

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>>38105916
>Do you want chicken nuggies or tendies?
>Yes, I know, choccy milk too hehe
I just fell in love guys.

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>>38106251
>tfw I feel like I'm that but male

>>38106885
women would mostly like love those dom controlling traits you have if you were good looking

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>>38107034
I'm no dom, I'm just an almost-borderline.
I've read what it takes to be one and my personality doesn't seem to sufficiently apply to it, though there's a lot of overlap.

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My ideal girlfriend would be Jessica from Contagion, I fell in love with her after about 20 hours on the game and I have over 400 now. I was never really into blond girls before but I fell for her hard, I love her rosy cheeks and freckled face and her girlish ponytail. I like to imagine saving her after her boss (the fat-ass diner dude) is bitten by the zombies then we get separated from the rest of the group in the streets of Roanoke and end up in one of the tiny apartments you can get to in the game, it overlooks the street in the rain, I love to imagine cuddling with her on the sofa, having her curl against me for protection, listening to rain patter on the window as the zombies wander silently outside, the door barred, us eating canned goods by candlelight. It would be so comfy. I guess we would get bored after a while but it'd be nice. I used to play as Jessica when I played Contagion because the out-of-breath sounds the characters make actually sounded nice coming from her, whereas the male characters make weird grunting sounds and it was annoying. Then I got good internet so I could play online and there would be other people playing as Jessica and I would like to pretend I was with her protecting her but they would do stupid shit and waste ammo or get surrounded by zombies and despite my best efforts to save them they would die and Jessica would be dead and I would get really pissed at them, and when they asked why I would explain how I was in love with Jessica and they would laugh at me which once ended with me having to quit the server after throwing a grenade at them in anger.

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This thread is making me realize that I don't even know what personality traits and quirks I like in others. It's something I've never really thought about in detail. I guess I'm too indecisive.

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I know it's unrealistic, but holy fuck I'd kill for a gf like this

>>38107709
Bunny gf a cute!

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I'll never quit.
orgigogo

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palmer school of chiropractic excellence

>>38107875
disgusting and uninteresting

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>>38105400
Unrealistic Expectations.JPG

>>38105481
You know this is literally every women once you have them actually care about your right?

>>38105707
I have that exact dress! 13 quid off of amazon.

>>38105400
Oh shit it's me. Once I get a bf I get stupidly competitive, and I don't like it if they give up.

Yeah you guys don't really want this.

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>>38106251
I have a friend like this
Not sure if I should ghost since he's actually nice to talk to when he isn't melting down. What do, anons?

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rate my autism. Unironic OC

>>38109028
It's funny that there are no sex and romance parts in the speech boxes, it's almost like YOU DON'T NEED THEM AT ALL
Your issue is obvious, you don't need a gf, what you fucking need is a friend (no homo)

>>38107684
It's called being normal
>inb4 I don't need to be normal so I'll force myself to believe I'm into something wierd

>>38109223
I can't get a normal gf though. You'd have to be abnormal to be attracted to me.

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This me

Pizza with oregano

Why am I only into girls that hate themselves? What the fuck is wrong with me?

>>38110063

Are you a girl(male)
Are you in the US

>>38110063
>Wants a girl with depression and low self esteem

No, you don't. They're worse than what you silly tards call stacies. They WILL emotionally and/or physically abuse you. They WILL cheat on you, especially if you puss out on confrontation.

>>38110191
I'm a girl (female)
No, I'm europoor senpai

>>38110433
I cant and wont believe a female like that really exists
Want to be my gf?

>>38110519
I can't do LDR sorry ;_; I need frequent contact and I suffer distance

>>38110538
Dont do this to me please
At least be my online friend

>>38110571
Leave your discord!

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I made this because I want to share my suffering.

>>38110673
nightshade#9573
But mind you i can be pretty boring :^)

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this one is me

tfw no one wants retarded gf

>>38109200
Not everyone immediately thinks of sex when they imagine a life partner. In fact it's probably a good sign that they don't.

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I made this because I want to share my suffering part 2

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>>38110268
I can vouch for this.
They want to be Stacie they envy that status and once they get even a hint of it they will use it for evil against anyone who gives it to them.

>>38105861
>LANDwhales
>the ocean

>>38110063
Forget to mention attention whore.

Fuck off faggot.

>>38105400
your ideal gf is your mom

>>38110063
what the hell this is exactly me I am uncomfortable

>>38110063
Make one of your dark side. Yourself at your worst. Be over the top honest.

>>38110745
It's not because you're retarded but because you're an attention whore.

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Please love me

oregano orgasm

>>38110886
Attention whores get bfs

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>>38110980
Maybe if you are female as in not tranny or trap.
God I hate those.

>>38108557
>>38110063
>>38110745
If any of you idiots fall for these attention whores you deserve the suffering you'll feel. when they ghost you.

You roasties will do anything for validation. Absolutely every bit as pathetic as the orbiters you use.

>>38110980
I'm so cute and not like other girls, Anon.
hehe~ I just seek validation on anonymous image boards instead
fucking garbage

>>38111180
>>38111014
It's not me mate, I guess I was unclear. I was saying please love me to her.

>real female
>not obese
>loves me
Thats pretty much it desu

>>38105481
Fuck I want this. Yes. Every girl should be like this.

>>38110538
Where do you live. Inb4 in my town.

>>38111444
Italy my senpai

>>38111468
Damn. You are a good type of gf looking at your picture. Hopefully you will have a qt italy bf ;-;

>>38111486
Thanks anon ;_;

Origigi

>>38110433
>>38111468

Of course you're Italian, the hair should've been a giveaway. Oh well, I hope you find a fellow yuro bf. Alles liebe

>ideal gf already exists in fiction
>have such low self-esteem that I don't even allow myself to consider her my "waifu" in any serious capacity because I literally can't imagine myself with her without it making me uncomfortable due to my self-image feeling wrong and awful when put next to her
Haha

>>38105707
>alterhacker
>your wife

wake up, anon.

>>38105400
Not a fucking useless cunt that attention whores on 4chan that's for sure.

>>38105868
what is going on here? pls explain!

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>>38111899
Believe what you want anon

>>38108941
its hard because maybe you'd like to help but he wont do shit to improve himself.

just lend your time when he needs it, that'll do.
go out for a walk with him, take care of him

>>38111684
Haha, epic dude!! 10/10 meme please consider being kind to yourself, and channeling energy that you now spend on the computer into getting /fit/ and healthy, and making/improving IRL relationships

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i think this should about do a pretty good job of this

let me know if you know anybody

>>38110745
lol this is me too. i'm inside my head so often that i say this stupid shit and don't share my thoughts with anyone.

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>>38107875
Why does nobody like the superior gf

>>38112160
that's not what the spine looks like

>>38112386

i only will date a girl with a SPECIAL SPINE

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the "I forgot how bad my ex wife really is" gf,

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>>38112116
>energy that you now spend on the computer
What energy? I've spent the last three years since I graduated uni sat on my ass, working for a bit until I got fired for being unable to keep up with the work, then sat on my ass again (yes, looking for work).

I don't have creative or useful skills or talents (and no, what I learned in uni isn't applicable to anything, trust me).

I don't have the motivation or energy to work out, and the only reason I stopped eating garbage junk food a few months ago was a mixture of saving money and the junk food only proving to make me feel even worse about myself.

I don't have IRL relationships beyond the family I live with.

There are absolutely ways I could improve myself, but chances are even if I did them there'd be no benefit.

>>38112726
>improve myself
>no benefit
Every improvement has benefit, unless you're talking about purely short-term benefit. Even the Great Wall of Trump must start with a single brick.

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hi im biggie cheese

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My gf IS my ideal gf

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whats the point of these threads if its always an 80/20 split on reposts to original images? Its all stupid fantasising anyways

>>38105400
>tfw no gf to force me to lose weight

>>38107420
is contagion free?