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Matched this qt from the Phillipines on Tinder. She gave me her number without asking in three messages. Now she wants to meet me, she is on a vacation here untill the half of August. I'm super suspicious because of her extreme forwardness and because i am memed about girls from these kind of countries. Should i do this, brobots? I suggested to meet halfway and explore a city together. She wants to call tomorrow so i am going to hear her voice. When i asked for a 'thumbs up' pic she just sent a normal picture without thumbs up. No pics.
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>>38286183
probably a whore desu
bring money just in case;
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>>38286210
I'm worried she's either a ladyboy or just wants to marry me to get a citizenship in my country. But i might fuck up a chance at love this way. What do?
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>>38286247
don't fucking marry her, she'll probably fuck you though

You lost your chance.

She's gone forever.
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>>38286170
She can't be gone forever if she was never there to begin with.
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>tfw I'm probably going to be saying goodbye to her for the last time tonight
I never had much of a chance to begin with but that's little comfort.
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No, the clock is running down

I don't know what to do, I'll never find her again. She is probably taken

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is it worth it to spend over $1,000 on a Energy Star certified washer and dryer?
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>>38286167
Yes. $500 is around the price range for either of them separately anyway. Newer washers and dryers are way more efficient and cost less to run. Make sure it can fit through the doorways in your house tho.
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>>38286167
Front loading washer. Good lad. You've picked the right set, they can save you lots of money in the long run. Bit of advice though, don't use the dryer unless you absolutely need to. I hang my clothes and sheets on a fold up drying rack ($20 from Amazon) and let the cool breeze dry my clothes. Saves me about $20-$30/month my estimate from my power bill. In the winter, hang them inside so the moisture can act as a humidifier. Air drying also extends the life of your clothes since drying machines shrink and tear your clothes, requiring you to buy clothes more often. Free yourself from the dry Jew and the fabric Jew.
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>>38286767

Would air drying make clothes super starching and scratchy?

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Tfw when your sister is such a dumb roasty that she gets her own daughter raped and molested and let's her become homeless and pregnant.

>stupid roasty whore sister can't exist without bf and is a serial relationshipist
>married, pregnant,divorced. (Husband was cheating) has daughter during divorce (lets call her M)
>gets new bf, seems nice if a little shy and odd
>turns out he was molesting and sexually assaulting my 9 y.o niece
>warning signs were present, my sister ignored them
>turns out father of bf had a go on her too.
>both the fuckers go to jail
>niece is damaged and goes to therapy etc.
>grows up with terrible attitude
>sister fucks up parenting even more
>M becomes super rebellious and uncontrollable
>gets sent to live in shared accommodation for problem kids
>gets kicked out for drinking and fucking at 15
>goes to other problem kid shelter
>only allowed to be there from 8pm-9pm, kicked out at 9am
>starts spending time on streets
>today I found out she is pregnant at 16
>all this time my sister is going on holiday with new LTR bf
>and so the roasty cycle continues

I haven't spoken to my sis yet, but Wut do? I am thinking will tell her she is a dumb selfish slut who put her own happiness before her daughter's physical safety and mental well being and that she is dead to me. Apparently also M had 'joked' about becoming pregnant in order to not be homeless and get an income.

(Also before you say I should have done something, it is very difficult as she lives in a different country to the rest of the family)
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>>38286159
And it never occurred to you to alert the parents that raised the both of you? Or have you never considered for a moment taking her child in and helping her through rehabilitation?
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>>38286159
Fucking help the child anon, it's her only hope.
Feel free to shout at your sister though; she's a disgusting person by any measure.
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>>38286328
The child is now a roastie herself. Help should have been 10 years ago.

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FUCK THE RICH

PROPERTY IS THEFT
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Tax the motherfuckers heavily
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I don't think it's theft, i just think that people don't deserve 30 ferraris while others are struggling to pay their medical bills with their hard earned money. Idiots exist on both sides of the political spectrum.
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property is territorialism
you are free to take it if you are the area alpha or can prove you should be
it is an old law of nature

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Have your ever roasted for trying to be confident?
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>>38286080
How do I get a girl like this to slob my knob
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>>38286080
No but I've been roasted foe trying to be deep
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>>38286080
...Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob...

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>tfw I take the gloves off and utterly destroy anyone who dares challenge me in a thread

Feels good man
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>>38286076
You're a nitwitted kook!
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*unsheathes neckbeard* exscuse me,m'faggot? Is that a challenge?!
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>post opinion
>someone disagrees with me
oh, it's on big time, fucktard
>call him a faggot
>he calls me butthurt
butthurt? i'll show you butthurt
>post my rarest pepe and paragraph explaining why he's an idiot who takes the internet too seriously
>he replies butthurt again
I'M NOT FUCKING BUTTHURT
>just call him a faggot again
>he calls me butthurt for a third time
>call him a faggot for the third time
>goes on until we reach bump limit, then past that until thread falls off page 10
>he manages to get the last post calling me butthurt by a single second
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>mom thinks that a psychologist can fix me
LOL

19yo kv 5'6 ugly neet manlet with receding hairline
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>>38286061
hrt might help
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>>38286061
Start planning your spree killing desu
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>>38286084
Not him but 5'5 here, I'd look like a dwarf in drag tbqhwyf.

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I matched with this bitch and I've been hit with this whites only thing far too many times, I'm a sad spic wondering how white bots exist. Whites are loved by merely existing, you are the most sought after race every single time.
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>showing off her tits in the profile pic
Red flags 101
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>my anthem

fucking thot
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>>38286064
gee anon gr8 patrolling?

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Anyone here ever been kicked out of their parents house?
How did it lead to that?
T. Told dead I would slit his throad
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>>38285980
>Told dead I would slit his throad
don't you mean *Dad and *throat?
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>>38285980
kicked me out as soon as i graduated highschool. had no where to live so i was homeless for a few weeks and i drifted from place to place. my friend's family let them stay for a bit until i got my footing, made enough to move to a shitty apartment, haven't talked to my parents since, in fact i have been actively avoiding them. they wanted me out of their fucking lives that bad, they got what they wanted.
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>>38285980

I was once kicked out for a week or so. I survived the first half of it passing as non homeless and staying in 24 hour fast food restaurants, but after that when I got too smelly and dirty I just kind of wandered around city tired and hungry. My mom eventually found me because one of her friends saw me eat out of the garbage. She was crying and stuff and said she thought I would stay at a friend's house but she didn't know I had no friends.

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>get text from oneitis
>chitchat back and forth
>"so, what have you been doing lately, except [thing I know she does occasionally]?"
>"nothing much anon, you?"
She has a bf, but doesn't even talk about him when asked. I want to ask her out so badly, how do I make sure she understands it's not just as friends?
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>making small talk with a girl who has a bf
>wants to ask her out

Save yourself the embarrassment and just cut her out of your life.
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>>38285933
You're a beta, anon, why are you trying to cuck some guy? Don't you know it's only gonna end up bad for you?
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>>38285962
I have enough reason to believe she has a crush on me. We hadn't see each other in forever until recently and she had thought I didn't like her for years. She brightened up when I told her I missed her and thought about her sometimes, she also started texting me every once in a while, always initiating it.

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>mfw random grill messaged me a week ago and now we've been dating everyday for a week
>mfw im actually happy
Goodbye guys
I hope you might get as lucky as my autistic ass
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>>38285923
FUCKING ON UR BITCH SHE A THOT HOT
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>>38286836
Shes a shy grill
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>>38285923
bye OP cya soon

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My gf had some friends over and one of them was a guy. I was ok with it because she says she's known him since they were 13 and she sees him as a brother. Well during the time he was there she put her head on his lap and was poking his face. It made me very uncomfortable. How should I tell her about this?
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>>38285886
>How should I tell her about this?
She's already cheated on you, OP. Just dump her.
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"Hey, i know you're really close friends with x, but i feel uncomfortable as your boyfriend when you act like that around him."
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If she really cared about you, she wouldn't have a) invited him over and b) done that. Dump her now or find in a few months that she started cheating.

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How are you holding up, eurobots?
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I am just glad that I'm not american, so am feeling comfy.
How about you?
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i am holding up pretty good..

fuck this word filter though
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Hello friends how are you guys. My life is making miserable and i want to kill myself soon. Fuck

t. polish anon

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You will become Chad in the next life

>be 6'4
>totally /fit/
>rich
>able to can bang any woman

But only if you can kill yourself right now in the next 15 minutes. How do you go out?
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Tragic autoerotic asphyxiation accident.
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Car, it's the only way i could think of that would be able to set up fast enough
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i won't kill myself because I enjoy my current life :)

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