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>>38317351
Pinpoint why you like the thing and apply it to other women.

I got rid of my chubby fetish by applying fat asses and tits on increasingly thin women.

Nope. Love is love and if you love someone you can not help it. Love whoever you want to dude.

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there are absolutely no asian people, except for middle aged vietnamese men, but it's not like I can get a gf of any race anyway. all my yellow fever changes are my porn preferences

>>38317272
probably
but what the fuck is that thing even
looks like a car remote

Could you imagine if somebody walked up to a dude getting mugged and instead of intervening just said, "Dude. Just give him the money," and left?

>>38317296
I can imagine it. I wouldn't be surprised if it has happened a couple of times. The probability is low for that happening but there's a lot of muggings in the world

If your a smoothskin, your a normie.

>>38317216
Seeing shit like this makes me appreciate being black more.

I have something similar, though not as bad as that.

>>38317177
plastic surgery
and the autist who posted it needs it too

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>>38317177
Trendy faggots who think thy're unique yet look the same.

Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world!

>>38317043
Shotgun has a better kill % but I personally enjoy the aesthetics of a good hanging. If you want to get it down quickly and "cleanly" then I'd recommend a shotgun. If you can't afford one look into selling some shit or getting a job temporarily so you can since they don't really cost a ton.

If you don't want your head eviscerated then I recommend a well aimed shot of a pistol. I don't recommend ending it though(probably).

You could try making some homemade chloroform to help ease the process.

If you have $100 to throw away, you should just do a bag and a helium tank.

There are several ways to hang, soft dropping is easily accomplished with a lark's head, surgeon's knot, and a door knob. Be it you want theatrics, you could do a traditional noose somewhere peaceful on a tree.

Shotguns are pricey, but one could fashion an improvised, smooth bore gun with a nail brazen to a breach.

334am im at work drinking hot chocolate and reading 4 chan threads.

Dont feel like watching Drifters without the wife and i dont feel like playing salt n sanctuary on my vita. Vit/str builds suck dick imo.

>>38317030
Lel. What a life. Cola and video games. Lmao at your life.

>>38317030
I've been binge watching steven universe eating nothing but chef boyardee's, goml faggot

I'd make a less shitty thread.

let them die of starvation and never come back

>>38316919
Boring desu desu

I know that feel OP. Gambling and lotteries mess with my head. I get convinced I'll win. Only way to win such games is not to play.

>>38316907
Fate isn't real, God doesn't send messages to people, and anyone who disagrees is an fool.

You'll never win the lottery, but maybe this is a good opportunity to turn your life around.

>>38316907
Keep up the good work opie.

Just stay away from gambling.

>>38316880
I signed up as a joke this morning. My entire profile is a joke. I have swiped at least a hundred and have two matches. If you don't take it seriously try changing your acceptable distance or move location to a big city near you.

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>>38316915
i do live in a big city. well this is disheartening

>>38316880

Your pictures are probably ass tier. Take better ones.

If you swipe right on literally everybody Tinder might flag you as a bot and put you at the bottom on everyone's list. Have some kind of standard.

>>38316788
I mean, I'm a normie now, but one of the biggest stepping stones was this one chick. I've talked about her on this board before, but long story short, I was an orbiter, I broke free, she orbited me, and she literally begged me to have sex with her on several occasions. She was hot, and I still somewhat regret not doing it, but in the end I'm glad I didn't because she's pregnant now, and this was about 4 months ago that she got pregnant. I'd be thinking it was me for another 5 months. Fuck that.

>>38316788
No it was because i hadn't showered in 4 days and my crotch smelled like a blue cheese stew. She was trying to go down on me and i stopped her not to get a shitty reputation

>>38316830
Please be so kind as to greentext your breaking free story anon

>>38316734
>money
>money
>money more mo

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DO YOU KNOW
HOW IT FEELS TO BE LONESOME
WHEN THERE'S NO ONE LEFT WHO REALLY CARES?
DID YOU EVER TRY TO SMILE AT SOME PEOPLE
YES, AND ALL THEY EVER SEEM TO DO IS STARE

>>38316734
I usually describe myself in these threads and pretend it was actually a girl who wrote the post describing me as her ideal partner.

>>38316714
gun control
or rather the erosion of gun culture over the last 80 years

There is alot of things but the biggest mistake of them all was the formation of the U.N.

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animu and vidya or escapism in general

>>38316654
Gang violence

we'd probably have some prohibition era antics, but a lot of people would quickly adapt.

>>38316654
>op posts a troll pic where the alcoholic brain is actually a cabbage

Well. Hell.

Drugs are fun. Let's legalize all drugs and live life like our ancestors wanted us to

So far i can only make my life more interesting by drinking and drugs. Pretty sure this can't be good.

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