Fembots describe your ideal love partner >age >weight

>>38316734
>money
>money
>money more mo

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DO YOU KNOW
HOW IT FEELS TO BE LONESOME
WHEN THERE'S NO ONE LEFT WHO REALLY CARES?
DID YOU EVER TRY TO SMILE AT SOME PEOPLE
YES, AND ALL THEY EVER SEEM TO DO IS STARE

>>38316734
I usually describe myself in these threads and pretend it was actually a girl who wrote the post describing me as her ideal partner.

>age 19-23
>weight skinny
>height 5'9"+
>personality introverted, not super clingy, kind and gentle
>interests anime, vidya, drawng and art

>>38318318

>23
>average
>5'9
>introvert
>i like some anime and vidya and some art.

leggo.

>>38318318
Wtf that's me where have you been all.my life

>age 2-8 year age gap, so 20-28
>weight chubbyfit or just not super muscly or fat.
>height 6'+
>race/nationality White
>his personality insecure enough to never cheat me on but affirmative enough to be able to order me around & neg me.
>his interests gaming, art, board games, pets, not anime

>>38316734
>older than me (22+)
>6'3"+ (I'm 5'4")
>8"+ cock (my ex had a 7 incher and it was a bit small, the only cock that ever felt perfect was 8")
>any race, prefer black
>/fit/
>preferably rich
it's not even that much. why are good guys so hard to find?

>>38318415
I'm all of that anon but saying
>20-28
was a huge red flag in my books since you went up to 22+.
Hope you find someone like that though, anon.

>>38318445
I can't tell if this is serious or just a fembot trying to pretend to be a bitter boy

>>38316734
>23+
>fit
>6"2' or taller
>white
>charismatic
>sports, TV shows
WHY DO STACIES TAKE ALL THE DECENT MEN
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>38318481
>>38318445
Nice troll bois.Fembots arent this stupid unless their NatSoc

>>38316734
>atleast 21
>thin and cute
>6'6"+
>white/korean
>shy and introverted
>TV shows and k-pop

>>38318454
Oh, I said upto 8 years older than me, but I spaghetti'd the age range abit. I meant 20-26, I'm 18.

>>38318493
Is there actually any sort of phenomenon where natsoc girls have really high standards?
shame for them because most guys that care about politics to any degree are slightly above average and down

>>38318531
I'm 23 and I feel like 18 is a little young
why so much older than you? what's wrong with 18 and 19 year old dudes?

>>38318559
they make less money

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>>38316734
>18+ whatever. men mature like wine
>skelly to slightly overweight, (up to 26% bf)
>preferably shorter so under 179 cm
>pacific asian
>submissive, craves physical contact but does'nt like talking much. Internet addicted could accept unhygenic
>japanese things, drawing, sleeping

>tfw ugly kissless shut-in with no boy hunting motivation

>>38318559
I'm 27 and think 18 is perfect

Stop being a faggot

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>mfw this thread gets posted every day

Is it possible to flag this crap? Why you have to reminder us daily about the fact that all women want is Chad?

>>38318531
Even so, I'm 20 but wanting older guys like that is a pretty huge red flag for me.

>>38318318
OMG LITERA...
oh wait, that's about half this board too
cunt

>>38318573
Well, they certainly can, but I don't make much more than an 18 year old could
Perhaps there are things other than age to worry about

>>38318575
Nothing wrong with that, fella, it just feels weird to me, I've only ever dated older girls

>>38318585
She wants a robot then. Stop getting butthurt over it.

>>38318574
>men mature like wine

I FUCKING WISH I COULD POST MY PICTURE, OH MAN

>>38318559
>>38318582
I mean most girls like guys older than them and women mature faster than man.
When I talk to guys my age or around that bracket they often seem a lot more infantile than myself so it's off putting.
Any higher than 8 years though and the age difference becomes too significant, I'm not a sugar baby.

>>38318614
Well if the wine was shit to begin with maturing it won't really improve much

> 20-25
> skelly
> at least 5'8
> white, bonus points for sexy accent
> low standards so he'll settle for me if we're being honest here, likes being taken care of and shows appreciation for cooking/cleaning/etc
> video games, artsy fartsy stuff, willing to do a couple cosplay with me, maybe has good recs for scifi books
> literally crazy but big tits

>>38318606
hey, why the fuck are you replying to me anon?
I didn't say you could

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>>38318624
>When I talk to guys my age or around that bracket they often seem a lot more infantile than myself

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>>38318614
I have low standards if you don't have horrible facial cancer then i'd probably be mirin

>>38318629
I know this isn't real but if any real people are reading this I'd couple cosplay with you

>>38318638
Most girls say this dude.

>>38318624
I think that's pretty sensible, after all. Thanks for satisfying my curiosity, I hope you have a nice night.

>>38318624
I understand wanting someone mature but when you're 18 and would date a guy 22+ that's pretty bad but hey, you do you.

>>38318614
I matured like cooking wine.

>>38318644
gimme your discord anon!

>>38318649
>While listening exclusively to Top 40 music, watching reality TV, and spending half her paycheck on Starbucks

>>38316734
>>age
23-30
>>weight
250lbs+
>>height
more than 6'1"+
>>race/nationality
Hispanic/Indian/Black
>>his personality
calls me beautiful, loves me, takes care of me, buys me nice gifts, says sweet things, affectionate, caring, supportive, fucks me hard
>>his interests
anything, but his career should be in IT :P

>>Talk a bit about yourself. (optional)
just a lonely single fembot

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>>38318640
I'd look like this if I shaved my head. Even if I lost weight I'd look mildly retarded.

>>38318415
hey that's exactly me
hope you like bodyhair bby

>>38318445
>tfw you know it's a troll, but you also know that it's a truth
W o w z e r s. Really makes you think

>>38318681
Being the anon that posted about it, you're pretty wrong.
I mean I spend most my time gaming, masturbating or talking to people in discords.

>>38318662
>when you're 18 and would date a guy 22+ that's pretty bad
what makes you think that?

>>38318688
>Hispanic/Indian/Black

FUCK

> his career should be in IT

FUCKFUCK

>>38318679
I don't have one actually but I can make one if you're for real.
Was actually easy to make one wow.
lemon_pizza#0006

>>38318703
I don't know how they gauge maturity, because most women (or at least femanons) don't have more than cursory knowledge of any subject.

>>38318688
Almost me.
6' and 210.
I don't do hard fucking, even with whores, it's not fun at all.

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>>38318689
thats not bad desu. I would try to fugg it reminds me of bro team.
attractive points in this pic
>hooded eyes
>facial hair
>no wrinkles on forehead
>strong brow
>shaved head is attractive
as long as your self aware and look like this non-stacy will date you especially if your white.

>>38318703
People should stay near their age not go after men that are 3+ their age.
It'll make the relationship better and people will understand each other more.
I'm a huge moral code fag so eh

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>all of these fem"bots" wanting tall men
>tfw 5"6 - 5"7 (last time I checked)
>tfw no tall, gentle femdom partner

>>38318734
>He does ANY fucking

outoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutoutout

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>>38316734
>Who knows, maybe that ideal one is in here!

What the fuck is this shit. Learn some subtlety you shit sniffing apes.

>>38318741
To be fair, this is describing your IDEAL partner. Saying you want a short guy is like saying you want a girl with a flat pancake ass.

I know your pain, only one has said she prefers downright fat dudes.

>>38318558
>implying they need or want to date someone into politics
why do you think women care about a guys interests?

for example a nerdy anime watching girl can easily date tall outgoing chad or biker or football player and hang out with anime watching male nerds who share her interests as just friends

>>38318742
Mate I've been here since before r9k was added, I've earned the right to any board I want.

Especially now considering how most the people who post here are even more normie than I am.

>>38318735
The only positive signals I've gotten have been from internet girls who lived one or two thousand miles away.

>>38318782
I don't see the point of dating someone who doesn't share your interests. What would you do together besides have sex and argue?

>>38318786
>Muh oldfag cred

>>38318741
one said they wanted <179 cm which is <5'9 in freedom units

>>38318799
>I don't see the point of dating someone who doesn't share your interests. What would you do together besides have sex and argue?
i don't know, whatever the fuck normies do, share stories, gossip, go out partying, normie stuff

>>38318741
the only girls who date manlets are girls who dont want to have children or dont care about bringing genetic failures into the world.

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Anyone knows a non retarded opener via DMing?
I know the fembot roleplayers know how to approach a girl.

>>38318829
>wanting to do normieshit

GET

THE

FUCK

OUT

NORMIE

SYMPATHIZER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38318861
you fucking brainlet kys

>>38318850
>Im gonna r8pe u
>emoji
This is usually well received.

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>>38318799
well at least you get positive signals online, if they're confident behind 7 proxies just fantasize that they want to secretly fugg and just bee yourself :^)

>>38318850
if you're horrible to people they'll remember it like in the walking dead and fuck you over later even if they seem receptive at first. Don't neg em too too much. Just provide personal input on interests or something.

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>>38318769
Well at least a fat person can change his weight. A height of a person? No.
>>38318843
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO. I'M TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO OFF MYSELF. I HAVE A 7 INCH DICK IF THAT COULD BE REDEEMABLE
>>38318821
Don't play with me now.

>>38318574
Do you like gaki no tsukai ? I do, but I haven't seen the latest punishment game.

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>>38319212
yeah, theres a new episode of no panchira golf up on dailymotion which is funny as fuck. Newest batsus are kind of shit tho

>>38319223
I liked the hotel and hospital ones the most, plus the older skits.

>>38318574

Eh this me
> 22
> 172cm
> idk my bf but skinnyfat
> pacific asn
> dont like talking
> jap things drawing slping

The manlet meme is stupid. If you're a short girl and he's trying to get you from behind he has to fucking wheelbarrow you. Your height relative to your gf's height should be no more than 5 inches, given you're not 50% legs and she's taller than you when you both sit.

>>38319311
Where are you from? I wish I knew how to draw lol

>any age, not under age though
>dunno how much ottermode sort of slim/medium is in weight..
>5'7, something average
>nationality idk, though i have had bad experiences with asian men talking shit to me and all so im not really into them.
>aslong as he can deal with me playing games and being online all the time, clicking and typing, not really going outside much apart from grocery shopping/uni or doing anything at all i guess im ok.
>into games, anime, manga maybe into computer stuff would be interesting. Anything where we both have interests but also not hating on differences and opinions but much rather trying to understand and dealing with it instead of taking it as a negative...
>dont really have much going on in my life, i'm just online all the time, i go uni after summer is done, dunno what i'll do if i graduate without fucking things up and all, probably work in a grocery store or something try to earn enough for a pet cat and a roof over my head, things..

>>38319376
how old are you Anon?

you seem like a nice person...

>>38319376
I fit your interests but I'm not sure about my weight since I'm out of shape but not obese.

Also I'm sorry Asians talked badly to you.

>>38318517

I'm 20, thin, cute and shy and also 6'5

close enough

>>38319376

I fit your standards, 6'4 though. What are you studying at uni anon?

>25 - 30
>not a skeletom. I like some meat on my men. Be it big or muscle.
>please taller then 5'10
>any race. Bonus for hispanics (which is very hard to find tall ones)
>a fun personality? Can be goofy but serious when he needs to.
>someone to play smite with me.

>im tall at 5'8 so thats why i need someone taller.
C'mon guys. We need to better the next generation.

>>38319774

Hispanic bot here. I'm exactly 5'10" though. How old are you femanon

>>38319821
Ya girl is 24.
Lol whats up!

>>38319872
Sup. I'm 25. I don't play smite but I'd be willing to try. What other interests do you have? Are you Hispanic too?

>>38316734
>age
20-25
>weight
any
>race
Asian/white
>personality
nerd, weab clingy depressive lonely
>his interests
don't care

Fatty goth girl, pretty lonely, have a mommy dom kink. Really want someone to not be lonely with even if its online.

>>38319937
Mmm. Whats your main console? (assuming you're for console master race)
I play other games. I just am up Smites ass. I doodle for fun. Though itd be a dream to animate something.
Y si soy mexicana.

>>38320014
I play PC games but that being said in the last 4 years I haven't played games like I did when I was younger. Drawing is cool, animation is a nice dream even though it might be hard. What other personality traits do you like in a guy?

>>38320013
I guess I meet those requirements.. where are you from?

>>38320079
Which requirements do you fit? I live In the usa are you from there?

>>38320114
Yeah, but I live on the east coast.

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>>38320163
>wants a lonely fatty
wew lad really makes you think

>>38320078
Lol to be honest I don't know. Make me laugh and we good. I can dig anyone. Someone patient jaja ya girl can be annoying. Though I am a very shy quiet person at first. But to be honest again I am quiet submissive. I do like the dude to be in charge and me as support.

>>38320163
I do too actually. Surprised, can you tell me about yourself?

>>38320188
Hrm I see. I'd like to message you more and get to know you. What contact stuff do you use?

>>38320261
I don't have much. Just the usual. Fb. Insta. Snapchat. Actually thats it really. I dont use whatapp or twitter.

>>38320232
I'm a 24 year khv asian who enjoys games, manga, and anime. I'm not skinny but I'm not obese either. Just a little out of shape.

>>38316734
>older than me (23+)
>a lil chub is nice, but I'm not too fussed
>above 5'5
>don't rlly mind as long as there's no restrictive religion involved
>shy, polite, kind, maybe a little funny. Isn't needy/misogynist/easily angered
>anything creative is a ~huge~ plus, boardgames and movies are fun, preferably no competitive gaming but casual games are fun

>sociable, chubby, very affectionate and mentally ill
reeeee~

>>38320300
Wow. I don't have any of those... Would you be willing to make something to talk...I guess I could give you my number too if you want but not directly off /r9k. You seem pretty normal for this board desu but I don't really mind.

>>38320305
Awww you sound so cute ;~; Are you a neet or can function in society?

>>38320343
Whaaa then what do you have?! Jaja i like looking at funny picture a lot (hence why im on 4chan. Them ylyl threads)
But get what? How do we share this?

>>38318318
So about every other guy on this site minus the "kind and gentle" bit.

>>38320352
I have a job but I live with my parents atm, I'm just terribly shy.

>Fat degenerates larping as female, describe your ideal faggot partnet
ftfy

>>38320379
I'll leave my email and we'll set up something off of there. Just email me.

[email protected]

>>38320421
Are you into the mom dom thing or just desperate too?

>>38320486
I'm more into big tits and milk, so desperation probably.

>>38320506
Well I do have DD tits,always wanted a guy to suck on them like I had milk in them.

>>38320555
That sounds nice.. can I know a little about you in turn?

>>38319774
>We need to better the next generation
What did you mean by this. Also are you a virgin anon?

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>>38316734
>25+ (I'm 19 and I'm tired of boys)
>idc, he can be a little chubby as long as he's muscular
>6'1"+
>white
>a little shy but manly, knows how to treat a girl
>anything as long as he enjoys it and is passionate about it

>>38320592
Really shy, I haven't had sex but I have made out with someone years ago. I am 23, really into anime and wow lately, but spend most of my free time gaming. I dress goth, very antisocial and scared of people.

>>38320681
Not again baka

>>38320681
fuck you, baiting for (you) like this should be ban worhty

Guy describing ideal female partner

>15-25
>not fat
>between 5 and 6 ft
>doesn't look too similar to me
>either jaded, witty, bubbly, kind, passive or cheeky
>doesn't fucking matter

I'm

>20 years old
>6'4, ottermode, tan
>Average face
>INTP and true to it
>Alternative but not faggy and hipstery or emo
>Sporty
>Digging myself out of poverty
>Romantically inept

>>38320683
You have a discord or Btag you're willing to drop?

>>38319417
21

>>38319425
>>38319474
Currently i enjoy my solitude, trying to focus graduating and getting a job, i will be looking for someone after a year or so. I guess not replying would've been rude idk..

>>38320746
would a throwaway email do? really sound toptier to me if same anon.

>>38320683
You sound great, I am looking for a virgin gf. I've never dated anyone before. I'm pretty scared of people too, to be honest. I would probably be happy if I had someone to cuddle with, lots.

>>38320834
That's not me, I'm
>>38320843
>>38320592

>>38320681
hate these

>>38320843
I would want someone to cuddle with and do simple things like watch movies or game with. Do you have any friends then or mainly keep to self?

>anything below 35
>not fat
>i don't really care
>i don't really care, handsome face would be nice though
>nice, intelligent
>vidya, art/painting, anime/manga, self improvement, psychology
>just want a close friend
>tfw lonely

>>38319774
>26
>Builtfat
>6'2
>funny but can be serious
White though

Do I have a chance?

>>38320914
I have had high school acquaintances, maybe like only 2 friends now but I stopped visiting them. I just stay at home and keep go myself.

If you are that goth girl, I'd be fine with a throwaway email.

>>38320013

I meet those requirments and am very into the mommy dom thing. Do I have a chance?

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me settis
>23
>overweight
>6'1"
>Ashkenazi ubermensch
>stupid faggot
>memes
bring on the gf's

>>38320834
Not the same anon, just interested. Email would be fine.

>>38320681
fucking a why

>lives in central Florida
>not a nigger
>listens to good music
>not rude
>easy to talk to
>likes pets
Me:
>black
>18
>sometimes a bit hard to talk to but once we click I won't let you leave me
>goes to college
>job
I could care less about looks I just want someone who lives near the space coast to love me. Not someone who lives three years away and will toss me for a wannabe Stacy that wants to make chad jealous.

>>38320984
>settis
voi viddu mage on monni :DD

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>>38321102
make goings bak to satunnainen
unless yuo are 5/5 grill

>>38320941
ill make a quick account then. I am that goth girl are you sure okay with fat girls?
>>38320955
Tell about self?

>>38321175
I'm fine with it, yeah.

>>38321165
5/5 with salami

>>38320916

post something about yourself femanon. I'm very interested in self improvement and psychology amongst the other things

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Just want a introverted neet (who has no desire to go outside) to play RS3, WoW, League and steam with.

Although
>must have an understandable accent
>must like being called daddy and linking me pictures and saying "dat u"
>can put up with my obsessiveness
>is fine with watching 1 episode of anime a day because i'm a fidgety fuck

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>>38321175
>fat goth

how many orbiters

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>>38321217
want to drink ES in sauna with me????

>>38321175

I am 6'3", 240lbs, white. I am usually lonely/depressed, shy, not very sexually experienced and quiet. Submissive naturally. I like eating, exercising, reading, vidya, building things. Like fat girls.

What else do you want to know?

>>38321226
I'm all of those things but the problem is that you are not girl (female).

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>>38321256
bring 3 litres of mansikoits and ill consider it

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>>38321296
>tfw no sperglord mongol gf to eat absurd amount of mansikat with
end my life

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>>38321274
Yes I am a girl (girl)

>>38321382
most single finnish grills online are from turku/tampere but they massive thots, bondes skitsos + turku on suomen persereika so viljami be careful

>>38321059

I meet your qualifications and am white but from Texas. Do I have a chance?

>>38321059
I'm not sure. Long distances hurt me and I've never even be in one.

>>38321448
Are you in yurope though?

>>38321220
its the same femanon here.
i'm not really sure on what to say about myself.. o(--<
i like analyzing people especially myself about behaviors and usual thought processes, mostly because i have something wrong with me that i want to fix. :L

i like the animus and mangos, painting shitty art, and volleyball.

>>38321490
For you
>>38321465


Please
Make me orginal

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>>38321493
Aus, sorry

>>38316734
>Male robots: no whining or posting your ideal.
Go fuck yourself

>age
18-25
>weight
No more than 130lbs
>height
5'6 at most
>race/nationality
White
>her personality
Loyal, submissive
>her interests
Who cares?

>>38321448
female girls don't play RS3 sorry kid

>>38321059
>not a nigger
>me: black

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>>38321536
>>38321493

and desu, I'd prefer a LDR right now, I'm in a weird point in my life rn where I don't think an irl relationship would work

>>38321557
Tell us more about yourself, lg

Interests and body shape?

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>>38321548
I was in a clan that was run by a 50 year old and her daughter, so, there's more girls on there than you think

i love the transmog/cosmetic side of it, i love dressing up in different clothes for different quests and reading through the quest and really feeling involved

>>38321059
i mean the real question is if your a weeb?

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>>38321578
130lbs / 5'3 / currently trying to lose 10-20lbs so I'd think I'm a little chubby

Games, anime (when I can be bothered to sit still), cosplay (when I have someone to do it with), and I'd love to travel one day. I'm not really interesting, I don't care about intelligent conversation, politics, etc.. I could sit and talk about fantasy, daydreams and games all day.

>>38321526
What do you mean by please make you? Does that mean yes?

>>38320013
I fit all of these requirements I'm a sub almost Yandere and white. Please post contact or you can add me on kik at Sp0kan and I can give you whatever contact you want there.

>>38321456
how can most single mongol grills be only from 2 cities???
and why does it have to be fucking turku????

>>38321226
>must like being called daddy
What the fuck is with this incest shit you fucking creep

>>38321526
No my post wasn't original. Read the other post.

>>38321626
ok im interested, white, 23, chubby, blue eyes. watch anime all the time and game all the time and im 6,3

>>38321591
I'm kind of a shitter in RS3. Can't believe a girl with daddy kinks is better than me.

>>38321626
I dunno, you sound alright to me at that weight desu

>>38320013
You sound like we would get along, the best mommies have chub.
If you want to talk a little, throw your contact here.
[email protected]

>>38321626
do you also happen to live in south florida?

>>38321626

Can I leave my contact for you? I'd like to watch anime with you on rabbit also would like to love you forever ;_;

>>38321676
She's from Australia, if you read the previous posts..

>>38321699
sorry, she sounded a lot like another girl i met on /r9k/

>>38321626
>>38321557
>>38321699

Chloe?UHmmmmmm

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>>38321663
LOL such a lovely backwards compliment. I got hooked on the game and when they introduced NXT I was in love, I love games with amazing graphics.

>>38321646
It's not "incest"
I just like calling the main role model in my life Daddy. I would love to be treated like a little girl 99% of the time, having someone comfort me like a child. It's not sexual at all, it's just very comforting.

>>38321651
What games anon?

>>38321665
I could stay at this weight if I really wanted but I am 5'3, I have a chubby face which is the problem.. I'd love a nice skinny face.

>>38321667
Just a little about myself, throwing it out there.
I like music, mostly post punk and conspiracy theories, I don't take them seriously most of the time though.

And I'm also extremely lonely

>>38321536
>>38321557
Lemme guess, Melbourne? Like every fucking person on here.

>>38321711
What happened to that girl from South Florida?

>age
20-25
>weight
As skinny as possible skelly tier.
>height
Atleast one inch taller than me (5'6") face is honestly a whole lot more important
>race/nationality
White (pale as possible)
>his personality
Shy, dark humor but not too edgy, not too depressive, smiles a lot, introverted, likes to talk about a lot of various things, a little goofy, non addictive to things (drugs, alcohol, etc)
>his interests
70s/80s music, record collecting, card & board games, vidya, film, reading, artsy stuff, going on walks & exploration

>Talk a bit about yourself
I have short hair, occasionally dress like a tryhard punk, the above personality decently explains me. Tfw just want male version of myself

>>38321723
i used to play league, i mostly play company of hero's 2 and magic duels, im down to play anything with you, its more fun together

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>>38321723
>NXT
>Amazing graphics
Okay let me try this out:
<-- dat u

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>>38321736
Queensland, sorry

>>38321536

>Only ausfembot I've seen only wants a LDR

Why

>having and ideal or type

eh... instead of liking people who are your type, for me it's more like your type become like the person you like. I wouldn't know from experience, but apparently it's also very common that people's "type" resemble a past bf/gf (as long the relationship was generally good)

I wouldn't say I have a type, I've liked the same person for years so my ideal would be literally just describing them

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>>38321757
Leave your discord/email, we could play some league together

>>38321768
Have you not turned your game up to ultra? It's amazing!

>>38321750
well im white and kinda pale, im chubby. im really in card games like really. i can be goofy.

>>38321648
I read the other post. So that is a no, right?
>>38321465

>>38321802
[email protected].

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>>38321802
>It's amazing
Wet turds look shiny in the sunlight too.
It's better than it was, but it's still pretty ugly as far as most games go. Graphics are certainly not what is keeping me playing 13 years later.

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>>38321846
Why do you play it? What are your current levels?

>>38318415
>board games
>tfw not enough people to play

>>38321771
Sunshine Coast?

not fucking original how reeee

>>38320683

You sound just like a grill I knew back in HS, you're not European are you?

>>38321862
Autism of the flavor that allows me to enjoy grinding worthless internet points.
I think I just recently hit 2400 total. Still an shitter.

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>>38321879
Used to live in the Sunshine coast now I live in Rockhampton

>>38321750
I fit your picture, femanon. With the exception that I'm 19 and would like to collect records, but I'm not currently doing it. And also I like any kind of game, but have no friends for board ones. Wanna talk?

>>38321915
>Rockhampton
How do you survive the god damned heat?

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>>38321904
Would be fun to have a RS3 friend, do you mind saying your RSN on here? I know how you feel I'm 120 herblore. I stayed awake 48 hours just to get it over dxp weekend

>>38321920
Where do you live anon? I should have mentioned but I'm looking to talk to someone whos in my city (New York)

>>38321750

I'm a 6'4 pale skelly into the arts, music and fashion
What colour hair have do you have, what colour eyes and when you say try hard punk can you describe what you mean?

>>38321750
hi I'm a pale straight edge faggot who paints his nails black, let's fuck

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>>38321925
My house has a pool and an A/C that's how.. but the summer bills bleed me dry since I don't go outside and sit inside with the A/C on all day.

I am loving the weather currently though, I'm snuggled under two big fluffy blankets and have my lil doggo by my side.

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>>38321928
It would be my pleasure, m'lady.

Okay. It's "Obongo" but I'm not going to be on for about a week. Out of town and away from my desktop because of a funeral.

>>38321846
People who play games for graphics are the worst. I played an mmo called asheron's call from 1999 until it finally closed earlier this year. So when I end up enjoying games and people hate on it for whatever it is having bad graphics they can fuck off cause it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

I assume how that's a lot of long term runescape/everquest/etc players are.

>>38321957
Why do you want an ldr? I'm curious about that.

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>>38321963
Do you have discord then? Sorry to hear about a death in your friends/family.

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>>38321970
I'm currently trying to work on myself, losing weight, seeing a therapist, and get my life back on track so I don't know how well I'd go with another irl relationship.

I always end up focusing on the other person because I don't care about myself, I always end up not doing anything for myself because I can think of other things to do for my partner.
I get very attached and scared that if I'm not always doing something for my partner that they'll hate me, it's something I'm working on.

>>38321941
i wont be there for next 2 years, but i'd like to talk to you anyway

>>38321942
My hair is unironically dyed teal . My eyes are brown. And some diy clothes, music related graphics, pins, etc.

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>>38321977
I'll make one later I guess. For now you can just email me [email protected] and I'll let you know when I make a discord.

>>38321957
I'm currently wearing a comfy sweater, shit's glorious. I'm a winter person, this country doesn't suit me at all.

Anyway, I don't play ANY of the games you listed really. If you're ever back down here though and interested in a non-LDR hit me up: [email protected]

>>38322007
It sounds like you're too good for any of us.

>>38322017
hi chloe, you are not that cute

>>38322050
I'm not Chloe anon.

>>38320916
Do you have any contact info? I would like to find a close friend as well, not really a relationship.

>interests
>always horrible taste in video games, or liking shitty subjects like "art" (generic) or psychology
what's with this?

>>38316734
>age
something between 20 and 25 would be cool
>weight
no so obese im ok with chubby guys or skinny fat guys
>height
taller than me obc, (5'4)
>race/nationality
I dont really care about it
>his personality
as clingy as i am, caring loving, romantic etc
>his interests
anime, videogames, likes to cook, likes to clean, doesnt care about looks, willing to cry with me when i am sad..

>Talk a bit about yourself. (optional)
Im just loving and caring by nature, skiny fat, blonde, gree shitty eyes, eyebags, ugly nose, stupid slav ruskaya

>>38322137
ok that's me give me your email bitch

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>>38322137
>tfw can't cry even if I want to

>>38322137
Do you have some contact info?

Oroginalllllll

>>38322137
I'm a tall guy who can cook, clean and loves green eyes. Do you have contact?

>>38322177
fuck off faggot, that cow is mine I saw her first

>>38322187
I saw her first actually, I was stuck with the fucking mute block

>>38322194
maybe you should try being more original instead of a knockoff version of me

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>>38316734
nah man, get yo faggy shit outta here you fucking hacks.

fucking pathetic, years of evolution and we get you damn roasts.

>>38322194
No you didn't, I saw her first I was literally there when it made the post. Go get your own milk.

>>38322202
No im better than you prick

>>38322137
>stupid slav ruskaya

Oj blyad' ja tozhe slavshit go ebatsya.

Pretty much fit your discription aside from the fact that I cannot cook at all.
This board does not support cyrillics or what?

>>38318688
>>hispanic
Check
>> IT
Check

>>38322208
Ok so she will choose

>>38322212
not original
not good at insults
not an alpha male like me
get back in line lad i was here first and i'll deck you one if get uppity again

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>KNOWS HOW TO COOK

>>38322231
>giving women a choice
What the fuck's wrong with you? This is about the brotherhood of man. If I saw her first then she's mine, those are the fucking rules.

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>>38322251
>brotherhood of man
tossers like you aren't men

>>38322244
you are not alpha you are a disgrace irl I would smash your head in small pieces since I was raised up in one of the worst zones of Italy

>>38322151
you are so rude, so no anon
>>38322177
>>38322227
and no ;-; cyrillic is not allowed and sorry i dont spean russian at all, usa thank you haha

>>38322187
>>38322194
>>38322202
omg stop

>>38322137
Boy, lady. You sure stirred up hell, didn't you?

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experienced in bed ;)))))))))

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>>38316734
>12-19
>150-200
>5'10
>cow
>loves baseball, cock, and taking me out to the ball game
>baseball, cheerleading, fun, japan
I just really want a fucking cowGF

>>38322282
>this greasy wop thinks he's a match for me
you're like an oversized ant
twats like you don't even appear on my radar

>age
don't care
>weight
don't care
>height
6'5
>race/nationality
Don't care/
>his personality
Nice
>his interests
active

>>38322294
>not pigs in a blanket

>>38322285
Good for you living in the US.

>ctrl+f "5'6
Depression.jpg

>>38322315
You are a faggot pretending you are the girl lol

I want a bf who is at least 5'5. That's it.

>Late 20's
>170
>5'9
>No kikes, no niggers
>A little awkward but not to autistic
>Vidya

I really just want a robot bf to cuddle with and play vidya together

>>38318821
No it's not you dumb euro faggot. 179 is 5'10.5

Fembot here, say hello and ask me how my cunt is Piety#0537

>>38322285
>>38322177

also yeah i do have contact, that discord thing, i created 2 days ago and not sure how it worls exactly, its cube
#1333, sorry if it doesnt work!

>>38322343
white, 6,4 blue eyes, always will cuddle and game with you

>>38322341
Low standards there, huh

>>38322330
>the dago has no reading comprehension either
how exactly do you think you're going to court this fair maiden if you can't even read?

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>when you thought you found your ideal love partner and you were his first everything but he sees you are a low value human being and breaks up with you days after meeting up
why do i even try

>>38322341
Where you from? Tell me a bit about yourself, anon. I'd like to know.

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a real man who knows how to handle this :PP

>>38322017

Sorry for long wait, I'm currently drawing.
So are you into 70's and 80's punk music, or just 70's and 80's music in general? Are you skelly tier as well?

You sound pretty cool, would say you look like an alt/art girl? I would say I kinda look like an art guy myself

>20s
>non-black, non-jewish (although some exceptions)
>Anime enthusiast
>Clean habits
>Don't care about height, but just generally strong

>>38322272
I'll hook you in the gobber m8

>>38322322

6'5 robot checking in

Tell me about yourself

>any age
>any ethnicity
>robot, funny, smart
>caring
>height doesn't matter much but taller than me
>good cook

>>38322390
>enjoys anime
>white
>23
>blue eyes
>dosent do drugs

>>38322375
well yeah sounds like you're just some slut

>>38322390
Well, what about yourself, my friend?

>18-20s
>both skeletons and cubbys are cut :3
>not over 6 feet (I'm on only 5'2)
>any
>someone who is calm and quiet, not an extroverted or in your face personality. Not overly masculine.
>video games, hiking, computers, writing / reading

I'm not a very expressive person, very monotone, I like relaxing and trying new things like different restaurants, very motherly

I can provide email if you want to talk!

>women who want men to cook even though that's the woman's job
???

>>38322323
>not getting a bf who rolls me up in dough and cooks me with his semen grill

>30+
>financially stable
>stubble or beard
>not too grey
>5'5 minimum
>any weight
>is outdoorsy

>>38322389
I really like punk music, but I like most all genres from the 70s/80s in general. I'm not spookytier skelly, but I have a completely flat stomach. I guess I look somewhat alternative, nothing crazy though. What do you mean by look like an art guy?

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>>38316734
>age
8-10
>weight
370
>Height
7'2 feet
>Race/Nationality
don't care, all that matters is that he's in a suit
>Personality
Kind but assertive, he would always follow his orders, loves pizza and going out at night, and having fun
>His interests
making the pizzeria a better place, working all the time at a children's family restaurant, and helping others get dressed
>talk a bit about yourself
I would love to marry Freddy Fazbear from FNAF, the man's got a full on bear bod. Suit me again, daddy~

>age
Doesnt matter
>weight
<200
>height
less than at least 5'6
>Race
Could care less
>personality
Shy and kinda beta
>interests
Doesnt matter to me :)

>any age older than me (20)
>not obese
>7'2

Ok, the height baiting is getting a bit ridiculous.

>any
>200+
>any
>no black or jews pls
>down to earth
>any

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GET THE FUCK OUT ORBITERS AND ROASTIES. FEMBOTS ARE JUST ROASTIES WHO THINK THEY ARE SPECIAL.

GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT.

>>38321723
>It's not "incest"
>I just like calling the main role model in my life Daddy. I would love to be treated like a little girl 99% of the time, having someone comfort me like a child. It's not sexual at all, it's just very comforting.
It is heavily incestuous to call somebody you're fucking "daddy" you fucking weirdo.

>25ish
>any weight preferably healthy weight
>9 feet tall
>any race
>likes sports, swimming
>good with kids

>>38320681
Replying to tell you to k y s

>>38322409
4 star trained chef here. Am robot and caring.

So the gist of this topic is that most women just want old ,tall ,white men in other words chad.

lol

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>>38316734
>age
16-20
>weight
easy, 190-210
>height
172 cm
>race
asian
>personality
shy, but not afraid to get frisk. could see her being a classic nerd but unaware of how sexy she truly is
>interests
not cleaning, doing work, exhibitionism, stroking her cock, being humiliated, cuddling, and loves licking smegma

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>>38316734
>fembots
Imma have to stop you right there hoss. There's no such thing.
And the day before that, and the day before thay, and the day before that, and so on.
Originally I wasn't opposed to these threads, they could be a good read, but they're starting to drive me crazy. This is exactly the reason everyone says this board is trash now. It's the same recycled hug your family, psychological issues, MBTI (they generally have good variety tho), 25+ general, describe your perfect bf bull shit. There's no fucking original threads anymore. It's like fucking kikegram now, everyone just looking for replies.

>18-20
>any weight
>10 feet tall minimum
>any race, tan skin best skin
>any interests as long as he is passionate
>takes care of me

>>38322473
Hi I'm shy and beta ;-;

>tfw all of the roasties on this board suddenly turned into mommydoms instead of pathetic sperg subs like they should be
I can't choke a mommy gf you assholes

>>38322578

For u dico /bJZ5V

>>38322375
>losing your virginity and everything to some guys days AFTER MEETING UP

You are literally a disposable trashbag whore. Why should he stick around? You've no value or restraint at all. And now you're used up as well.

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>>38316734
24-30
98 pounds
4'9
cat
Meow is very lazy and carefree. He spends most of his time playing video games and reading manga. Despite doing virtually nothing of use, he believes he's helpful and a crucial component of the Aloha Oe crew by giving advice on where to find rare aliens through social media, to varying degrees of success.
loves social media, eating food, and hanging out with Dandy and QT

>>38322453

My fashion ranges from alternative to edgy and I have quite long wavy hair plus I'm studying in the fine arts field in university.

So you interested in funk music from the 70's/80's?

>>38322473
I'm 5'6 120 lb, and beta/shy.

>>38322671
Reverse height requirement senpai?

>14-22
>skinny
>4'10-5'5
>white/asian
>clingy yandere
>anime, vidya, muh dick, music

>>38316734
>15+
>underweight, skelly
>any race
>11-12 feet tall
>has dogs
>likes dogs, treats them well

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>>38322707
>14
>clingy yandere
n-nani
Are you one of the elusive pedo fembots
Are you yandere too

>>38316734
>underage (I know)
>underweight
>all races
>cute small cock
>shy, nice to me

>>38322691
I don't really care about height, someone with the same height as me would be nice though

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>>38316734
>age
26-35
>weight
250-300
>height
5'7
>nationality
asian
>personality
spoiled, and lazy.
>interests
food, the neet life, no hygine, would die if there wasn't someone to support her

>>38322426
pls be in london

orreeeginal

>>38322758
If I was two inches taller it's ok?

>>38322707
>>38322709
>>38322751
Are you all pedos. What's happening now. I'm so interested in this. Have you ever done something irl with shotas

>>38322777
that's fine, like i said I don't really care, I'd rather you be taller than me than shorter

>50-65
>400 pounds
>8 feet tall
>asian/islander/white/arab
>any interests, just driven

>>38322794
Where are you from? If you don't mind asking.

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>>38316734
>age
12-19
>weight
150-200
>height
5'10
>race
cow
>personality
loves baseball, cock, and taking me out to the ball game
>interests
baseball, cheerleading, fun, japan
I just really want a fucking cowGF

>>38322769
maybe :D tell me about youself

>>38322806
southern california 2 hours from LA, you?

>>38316734
>all ages
>all weights
>all heights
>all races
>all personalities
>all interests

>>38322837
Mm a bit too far I think, southeast US

>>38322850
oh, that sucks, sorry

>>38322861
It's fine anon, I hope you find that special someone.

18
18 stone
5'10
irish
kinda introverted, can be outgoing
art, animation, fighting games, serial killers (ye i know edgy af) cinema, music,

>>38316734
>age
can't help it, over 40
>weight
160-180
>height
at least 5'9" (I'm 5'3")
>race/nationality
Caucasian
>his personality
Respectable, reserved but great conversationalist, curious and seeks knowledge
>his interests
Travel, reading, art

Totally frustrated at 23. I've always been attracted to older men, not the age so much except for the look but the way a dignified man carries himself and treats women. Frustrated because men like that won't take me serious and treat me like a girl not a woman. I've had bf's my age out of loneliness and have sex with them but I just don't feel it. Dated one man when I was 18 but I became too clingy and he stopped seeing me. I still have one of his shirts I never laundered and keep in a bag so I can still smell him a little on it. Ugh

>>38316734

>any age
>any weight
>any race
>long hair
>serial killer/rapist
>rapes me

I just want a loyal bf with big hands.

>>38322880
deal, what now?

>>38322876
I wish I had A gf desu
I'm not sure about all the other guys who do pump and dump tho

>>38322904
what counts as big hands?

>>38322926
Can palm the moon

>>38322930
i can attempt it?

>>38320681
faggot lord eat a dick

>>38322876
>I still have one of his shirts I never laundered and keep in a bag so I can still smell him a little on it.
>tfw a girl will NEVER obsess over you this much

Clingy girls are the best. There is no denying it.

>>38322905
send ur cock in a plastic baggie

>>38322938
>Attempt
Handlets need not apply lmao

>>38322829
>/fit/
>185cm
>work as an analyst for a relatively large company
>23
>studying masters
>likes classical russian lit.
>ambivalent towards computers, video games

not actually in london