What was the biggest chance of you getting laid that you blew.

>>38316788
I mean, I'm a normie now, but one of the biggest stepping stones was this one chick. I've talked about her on this board before, but long story short, I was an orbiter, I broke free, she orbited me, and she literally begged me to have sex with her on several occasions. She was hot, and I still somewhat regret not doing it, but in the end I'm glad I didn't because she's pregnant now, and this was about 4 months ago that she got pregnant. I'd be thinking it was me for another 5 months. Fuck that.

>>38316788
No it was because i hadn't showered in 4 days and my crotch smelled like a blue cheese stew. She was trying to go down on me and i stopped her not to get a shitty reputation

>>38316830
Please be so kind as to greentext your breaking free story anon

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>>38316830
sounds like me and I think I'm in the breaking free stage, but it's summer so I guess I'll have to wait and see if she orbits me.

Would love a greentext aswell

But why do you regret not fucking her. Like you could've taken her virginity safely (not gotten her pregnant) and really have gone full normie and gotten out of this shit hole

>>38316899
I have before, but fuck it, and I'll screencap it for future purposes

>be me
>16 years old, 230 pounds, 5'8" (my current height)
>get a job at Little Caesar's
>meanwhile, I'm going through the programs to become Catholic.
>start working at the job
>good worker
>start talking to people for an extended time period for the first time in literally 4 years (I became homeschooled because school was hell for me)
>actually do decently
>get a crush on this 8/10 girl
>she finds out, uses this information to her advantage
>I become an orbiter
>dad hears about it
>tells me not to do it, says he used to do that before he met my mom and that women don't respect it at all
>don't listen to him at first
>she becomes weirdly possessive of me, doesn't want me getting a girlfriend
>eventually tell her to fuck off because I'm sick of her shit
>At this point, I'm down to 210 pounds btw
>about a month goes by normally and she slowly but surely starts becoming my orbiter
>gropes me, gives me boners at work in doing so, backs into me "accidentally"
>starts begging me to grab her ass and shit like that
>initially refuse, eventually give in and do it
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>progresses to feeling her tit under her bra and sexting
>I'll always remember that tit feel desu
>meanwhile, I'm still becoming Catholic, and get growing reservations
>she tells me to have sex with her before I'm baptized
>wants public sex, or something like that
>goddamn, I'm actually getting a boner while typing this. It was hot, believe me
>say yes, but then refuse
>this sexually infuriates her
>tries to get me to eat her out at her house and then let her blow me
>I really want to, more than sex, but still refuse
>eventually force it into a platonic relationship, but she still tries to get me to sext her
>about a month later she finds out that she's pregnant
>she was saying that she loved me and shit
>this means that while she was saying she loved me, she was fucking other dudes.
Cont'd

>elementary school
>valentine's day
>everyone in class gives cards to everybody else
>one of the cards I got was signed "your secret admirer"
>assumed it wasn't actually serious
>I didn't get from everyone so I couldn't even figure out who it was
>nothing happens

>middle school
>girl gives me what pretty much amounts to a "do you like me?" note
>going through edgy loner phase, also kinda assume it's a joke
>never respond

>high school
>finished late night after-school activity
>hanging out with people from said activity
>we're eating grocery store sushi in the parking lot while crammed in the back of an SUV
>we were and odd bunch
>not much room, I end up pretty much laying against this total qt
>somehow this progresses to the point where we're practically cuddling
>she's running her fingers through my hair
>I swear this actually happened
>this continues for some time, eventually she has to leave
>I decide to leave with her
>everyone assumes we hooked up after that
>we didn't

its not the same but

>friend sets me up with a hot girl in highschool
>later they make us sit quietly together
>she is sitting on my lap
>eventually she asks if we should kiss now
>i tell her maybe now is not a good time
>never catch her again and she actually moves away from the country
>finish highschool as a kissless

>>38316788
I almost got laid like 15 times in the past year and blew them all. A girl literally told me that it was National Sex day on national friend day and I played the oblivous game. She later went to fuck some mixed dude.

>>38317089
Pls cont. Why didn't you just fuck her anon? Were you anxious? Clearly her attitude didn't put you off if you still get turned on thinking about it

>>38317078
Oh believe me, she wasn't a virgin. Plus, there's no 100% safe method other than not having sex. Also, I would have become at best a cyborg if I had gone through with it, but I refused. Which taught me how to respect myself sexually and not just give in to any opportunity. You think Chad just fucks whoever wants to fuck him?

Anyways, cont'd
>>38317089
>so this one other dude comes into the picture the last month that I talk to her
>mormon dude
>to this day I fucking hate mormons
>he thinks that he's better than me, clearly, because he tries to push me aside to get with her
>also, this is before we knew she was pregnant
>Also, weight check, down to 190
>anyways, it doesn't work, and she totally friendzones him
>he starts getting mad at me
>I tell him what's going on
>Like the dope he is, he asks her if it's the case, she of course denies it when she explicitly said the opposite to me
>he gets pissed at me
>I tell him to shove it before I quit the job
>keep contact with her right up until a week after my baptism
>she pressures me into sexting her
>I do it, unfortunately
>don't jerk off though, I do make her have, what she says is, the first orgasm she's ever had
>which I genuinely believe to this day, because she says vaginal intercourse hurts really badly for her, and she's only had it one or two times
>and the guys she fucks don't care about how she feels afterwards anyways, they probably don't make her cum
>also she's pregnant, so that could've contributed
>after a few days, she knows I'm feeling down about it. She knew I was baptized too, she didn't care though.
>tell her "Oh yeah, I'm applying at this one place"
>she tells me in a really cunty way, I can't even describe it, that I can't do it because she is
>Something snaps
>I literally end it all by just saying "Alright, well I'm applying anyway. Goodbye."
>cut every avenue of communication I have with her
>white knight mormon tries to get me to mend relations
>"Just talk to her"
cont'd

>>38317162
you orbited a non-virgin?
And, Iwould assume that has a selection to browse so it's about effiency more than abut who wants to fuck him, of which he makes his decisions.

Much respect however for that self-respect

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>>38317162
Go on. Dont stop now

>walk into a room with a party
>as soon as I look around the corner I lock eyes with this b e a u t i f u l girl
>say something to her briefly while locking eyes
>do nothing
>she approaches me in private later
>do nothing
>go home and debate whether I should add her on facebook or if that'd be too creepy

I'm just kidding you faggots, I didn't do anything because I had a girlfriend. I would've definitely gotten laid if I didn't because I'm not a faggot like y'all are. However I did later get to know the girl and semi fell in love with her and even considered leaving my girlfriend for her.

>>38316788
the balls on that pale guy

>>38317160
Religious reasons. Gotta save myself for someone actually worth it. Thank fuck I did, I'd be kicking myself if some whore was my first.

Anyways, cont'd, probably for the last time.
>Tell mormon white knight that I don't want to mend relations, I don't want to talk to her ever again
>he starts really white knighting it up, and I tell him how sad it is
>roast him via text
>what a contrast to me just a year ago, I would have fallen apart at what he thought of me
>"At least I actually care about her"
>"Good, I don't. And by the way, your white knight game is on fleek today" and "You know how sad this is to read right now? Ask (girl's name) for your balls and then talk to me"
>it ends with him relaying a message from her to me
>her telling someone at the store that I'm "An asshole who nobody likes"
>And a direct message to me saying that she'll make my life hell
>I tell him that this is exactly why I will never talk to her again, and that I'll never talk to him, because he supports that shit
>Also tell him to tell her that she's not in the fucking mafia and to get over herself
>Cut contact with him
>fully become Catholic
>get new friends
>get a new, better job
>don't deal with a cunt like that anymore, don't talk to people who I don't enjoy talking with
And to think, it's been 4 months and my life has only gotten better without her. I guess he had a short relationship with her (because she's desperate for a decent guy, and as much as I hate him, he's an alright dude if not a little naive) and then she booted him or pushed him away or whatever.

As for me? I now way 178 pounds, I'm nearing the 60 pounds lost mark. I'm excercising more, and I actually enjoy my friends. Also, I refuse to even consider non-religious Catholic women. Notice I put religious before Catholic. If there's some broad who was baptized Catholic but eats dick like it's a competition, I'm not even remotely interested.

>>38317200
I didn't know she was a non-virgin at first.

If you have chances to get laid you're not a real robot.

>>38317238
Anyways, I gotta hit the hay fellas. Someone screencap this or something, I'm too tired.

Goodnight fellas, and remember, self respect is everything. If there's one thing that my journey has taught me, it's that. Without it, I'd probably still know her, she'd be my oneitis, I doubt I'd have lost any weight, or very much at least, I wouldn't have any meaningful friends, or anything.

But I lucked out, too. It wasn't calculated, I stumbled all the way up. I'm not saying you have to, I'm just saying that I did.

>grill wants to bang
>don't have a rubber
>parents beat it into me that any contact with grill will get her preggo and give me AIDS
>pussy out
Tfw you will never again have the chance to legally pop a 16yo cherry.

>>38317238
Also, weigh, holy fuck am I tired.

I just realized that I have been molested by my cousin as a kid.

>>38317261
what's the status now anon?

Also, I hear your chances are higher to get with younger girls the older you are, and it being illegal or legal is pretty moot

Met an ultra cute japanese woman that was slightly older than me when I was living in hawaii. Ended taking her up out to dinner on a double date with her sister. She whispered in my ear that she wanted to sleep with me. Like a true weeb I said "Ano... okaa-san" because she said her mother was sleeping in the hotel room. She just gave me a polite laugh.

Never mind I could've taken her to my place, to my car, or even the beach to fuck her. We just walked down the street holding hands. I did cop a feel as well, but nothing else. I don't even remember how the night ended because I was kicking myself for fucking it up so bad.

I have a ton of other situations where I fucked up but I am sure that is the worst.

>>38317162
>I hate Mormons cause one was a douche
How about that gay drug fueled orgy in the Vatican, truly the Holy See

Almost fucked a hot ass guam chick while I was stationed. Was gonna get my dick wet until she told me "her son will love to meet me" Bounced out of there real quick.

>>38316788
>15
>first romantic interest
>i have no idea what the fuck im doing
>i like her but i havent admitted it yet
>im drunk, shes on holiday
>we're messaging and it gets heated
>she sends a picture of her tits
>we start masturbating together and sexting super hard
>i get her to stick the end of her hairbrush up her pussy
>"I want to fuck you right now"
>"God me too, I wish I was there so I could fuck you"

And a year later, literally on my birthday, she friendzones me and cuts all contact

Now I'm 21 and I've never had anything close to that since

>>38317283
She ended up being full blown crazy, cut contact years ago.

I don't want to get v&, desu.

>>38316788
>tfw small penis
> hasn't cum since grae school and pretty sure my hormones have been fucked since then,
>have feminine face and personality as result
yall can connect the dots.

>>38316788

Why are none of those men erect?

bump origami sesame

I was hanging out with a girl for most of last semester. Went on a few dates, spent a lot of time in each other's dorm rooms. I found out that she was hiding a long distance relationship and cut it off. She threw a literal shit fest telling me that she loved me and that she was going to give me her virginty in a few days. Tried to talk to her about it but she wasn't having it.

I guess I dodged a bullet with that immaturity, r-right?

>>38316788
>party at my place
>best friend/oneitis spills her drink on my pants
>go inside to grab a clean pair and treat the stain
>she comes into my room as I get done changing
>gets real close
>puts her hands on my sides
>pushes me towards my bed a little
>looks up at me with the biggest eyes
>giggles "I'm sorry for ruining your pants anon, let me make it up to you"
Told her we'd do it at a time when we're sober and there's not a dozen people waiting for me outside with no lock on my door. Part of me hoped I could just invite her over again the next day and pick it back up from there. This is by far the biggest regret of my entire life.

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>>38316788

Here is my GT, already told it here.

>Be me 14~15
>New school, new chances
>First day of school, last class, a guy comes up to me and ask if I played a game
>''Y-yes''
>''Cool, add me blah blah blah'' (He became my best and only friend in high school)
>FF a few months
>He calls me to play the game
>He has some friends with him, including a girl
>I didn't know it was a girl, so I treated her like a random guy
>He seems cool, I add him too and start to chat
>ask for his normiebook
>I almost lost my spaghetti when I found out it was a girl, she's from the same school as me and my friend btw
>Add her on facebook and start talking to her
>Everyday
>I didn't fall for her instantly tho, don't ask me why
>But I get some hints that she's interested, and a guy from school tell me she asked my name when she saw me on the first day.
>I'm too anxious to talk to her IRL tho.
>She seems a bit frustated by it, but accepts it
>We shared many interests, we both Liked Gorillaz for example
>FF some months later (same year tho)
>I finally start to develop feelings for her
>Tell her out of nowhere that I like her
>OHSHIT.jpg
>She says that she likes me too
>I don't know whats next
>''Let's see where it goes from here anon !''
>At this point there were no more school, I was only going to be able to see her next year
>Everything seems perfect, I was planning on talking to her on the very first day..
>But... something happened...
>She started to talk less and less to me...
>eventually she just stopped.
>FF first day of school, I'm pretty down, I wanted to talk to her but, as I said, she didn't talk to me for 1 month or so.
>FF 2 week of school, go to her Normiebook page
>her flag is her hugging a guy
>Her last post is from a month or so ago
>''We'll be together forever <3''
>we'll be together forever (these words echoed in my mind for a year)
>many comments wishing them happiness etc
>I'm so fucking mad I break my laptop screen
>Ask her WTF was that
cont*

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>>38318446

cont*

>tell her I don't even want to see her again
>she says its my falt I still liked her, and that I shoud'nt even talk to her with other intentions
>FF a month later
>she comes to me in class
>Look me in the eyes
>Eyes are tearing up
>I look away
>''I'm sorry''
>She leaves.
>First and only time I heard her voice

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>>38318461
That made me feel anon
Oregionila

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>>38316788
>What was the biggest chance of you getting laid that you blew.
Aw FUCK I wish I could forget

>live with roommate
>he invites friends over
>female friend of his starts asking me questions about what my major is etc.
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M TALKING TO A FEMALE WHO ACTUALLY WANTS TO TALK WITH ME
>they start smoking weed and I don't do drugs which made her laugh
>then she started drinking and I don't drink alcohol
>after four beers she starts getting flirty
>says shit like she needs someone who's responsible and serious in her life
>starts coming onto me
>she's not drunk but the alcohol is doing something to her
>she gets up and grabs my hand
>she says she wants to use the bathroom, my bathroom
>I let her into my room to use the restroom but she doesn't go to the bathroom
>she looks around my room and sits on my chair
>starts taking off her socks
>UM WTF IS THIS GIRL DOING IN MY ROOM, THIS ISN'T THE BATHROOM
>she takes off her pants with her shirt still on
>FUG I DON'T WANT HER TO SCREAM RAPE OR SOME SHIT SHE'S OBVIOUSLY NOT SOBER
>tell her I'm tired and ask her to leave my room
>she's confused as fuck
>I'm passing a chance to lose v-card but I'd rather stay in uni and out of jail
>she gets mad at my excuses and puts her pants back on, grabs her socks and leaves my room
>roommate knocks on my door after she leaves
>turned off my lights and just laid in bed
>she asked my roommate if I was gay or why I didn't do anything
>can hear roommate and friends laughing not only at her for being rejected but at me too from outside door
>feelsbadman.jpg
>they go back to partying and I just lay in bed thinking if what I did was truly the right choice
While I laid in bed that night I thought about how bad it hurt to actually reject someones advances but soon realized the only reason someone was willing to go that far with me was because drugs and booze, that no woman will ever show interest in me unless their high or wasted.

>>38317286

Im drunk and still awake so I'll post another situation that is up there. Greentext format this time.

>be in my late 20s
>fresh out of the military, moved back to my home state
>need to meet new people so I join a meetup group
>group organizer is a 38 year old mommy figure, which is my fetish
>would call her milf but she has no children
>I would always stare at her tits and ass when I had the chance
>she tells me that she was impressed at how I carried myself the moment she first saw me
>says there is something about me that makes her want to follow me into anything
>noshit.jpeg I was a military officer, and literally spent all of my youth being groomed as an officer
>over the months she sends me suggestive texts and nude pics
>I eventually go to her her house
>I start to prepare to sleep in the guest bedroom
>she tells me that I could sleep in her bed with her because it is more comfortable
>we both lay in the same bed in our underwear
>she tells me she has condoms
>I say I hate condoms
>fall asleep with a boner
>wake up the next morning and she mentions how weird it may look with a strange man walking out of her house
>she walks with me to the train station
>gives me a long ass farewell hug, enjoying it
>the ticket inspector says "Whoo that is one deep loving hug. I wish I could get one like that." He was a black guy, of course.
>we both embarrassingly respond "Haha, no we are just friends."
>spent the train ride home thinking about how bad I fucked up

She even brought that situation up later on when we were around others, saying that we slept in the same bed and I didn't even fuck her. I am not sure of her intentions but I would like to think she was trying to convince others how much of a gentleman I was.

She was such a soft and caring woman that would've fulfilled my mommy fetish, but I think the fact that she saw me as a leader and wouldn't initiate anything without my permission is what prevented us from fucking.

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>>38316788
Your pic is kind of related
>be me
>19
>attending college
>freshman
>late one night practicing wrestling with coaches
>eventually just me running laps in wrestling room
>lock up and leave for showers
>athletics area seems pretty much empty aside from gymnastics team cleaning up
>get in showers
>pretty relaxed after long day
>here someone walk in and locker room door close shut
>thinking it must be another guy
>"Hey, do you mind if I shower in here? Girls locker room showers are only putting out cold water."
>I think I went as pale as a ghost
>shrugged
>small fit 6/10 average girl literally undressed at the benches outside of the shower
>looked to be half Asian of some sort
>very average looking tits and was shaven from what I caught a glimpse of
>speaks with a slight accent
>"So, how was practice?"
>She's showering at the head directly behind me
>"Was alright."
>just silence for the next 15 minutes (felt like 30)
>she leaves before me not saying
>leaves the locker room with towel wrapped around her, carrying her clothes in her arms
>my 5 and a half inches were rock hard the entire time
>glad our backs were to each other
>never happened again
I don't think I could have gotten laid but it was interesting to say the least. I'm guessing where she came from mixed gender showering/bathing is commonplace.
What would you guys have done to have gotten laid? What would a Chad have done?

Okay. I have two. Second is worse and was borderline rape, first was fucking terrible and fucked me up
>Have minor crush on girl from school since 4th grade
>Was fat my whole life
>I stop going to HS due to anxiety and end up graduated 3 years early at a Community HS
>Had one friend who was a normie but lower middle on social ladder
>What would have been my senior year prom is coming up and is a couple days before my 18th birthday
>Friend convinces me to go to the after prom party
>Was a shut in, nobody had seen me for years, not fat any more
>Get a lot of female attention, Friend is jelly
>Girl I had a minor crush on is there, I kinda hit on her because my head is inflated by the female attention/people asking where I was/thinking I died since I vanished and my inner chad was coming out
>No pusy that night but I go to work a few days later and a coworker is friends with my crush and says her and her roastie friends said I was "hot"
>Birthday comes up, just me and my friend hanging out and he gets the idea to call girls
Now, my friend was and is a virgin as am I, he is one of those "I JUST WANNA BE UR FRIEND AND BE NICE 2 U" Type guys so he is constantly friend zoned, he has gotten a bj though
Also, at this point in my life, I drunk Vodka every night alone and played vidya, Only was 18 so my friend's brother bought me booze
>Call crush and tell her to bring a friend and come drink at my house
Continued after I wipe my ass

Missed many opportunities in high school that I'd kill to have a second chance at.

I don't know. That's the power of being an awkward video game player. I think I felt like my time would end up being consumed with being with a girl and then I wouldn't be able to focus on Ragnarok Online.

>>38318669
A girl that easy is probably a slut, don't feel bad. I mean why would anyone but a whore want to sleep with a man she just met that day? Just work on improving yourself as a man, forget about these thots.

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>>38318901
I just felt bad, if she didn't drink or smoke anything my pants would have been off too, I know it happened a long time ago (does last semester count as a long time ago) but I hope she didn't feel like there was something wrong with her

I've never rejected anyone in my life before and it was just a really foreign feel

>>38318873
>Long story short, She, her friend and this other guy I was kinda friends with in High school come over 2 hours late at almost 12AM
>My mom greets them and she's trying to watch us but I convince her to fuck off and that we'll be fine
>I've always beem responsible and my parents literally beg me to go out and be social/have sex so she goes to bed
>I pop out two big bottles of liquor, cheap shit, UV blue and Raspberry vodka and we walk to the recess area at an elementary near my school me and my friend typically go to at night to hang out
>My crush is weird, talking about aliens and shit and how she's on ramadan.I'm teasing her about calling me hot and she's denying it. Btw She's middle eastern, Muslim but doesn't wear a veil
>I just think that's hot/cool
>Arrive at park, get drunk as shit as we pass the bottles around and make small talk around a playground table
>Me and my crush are flirting.I'm drunkenly staring at her getting hard as a rock and thinking about how I wanna fuck her, She's staring back
At this moment, I knew I was going to lose my virginity
>We decide to go back to my house, we're all done drinking
Now, I was a fucking monster, I drank very strong every night, I'm drunk as fuck but I know how to handle my liquor
>Crush talking about dying from asthma as we walk back and how if she is a ghost, she's going to watch me shower which sounds creepy in hindsight
>We get back,Girls do their girl shit/piss while guys hang out for a bit Put on some movie and I'm on my basement couch with crush, Her friend is on the other couch with the dude she brought, My friend is sitting alone kek
>Fucking around, Crush puts her legs on me, We're whispering and flirting. Eventually she says "We should be quiet or go somewhere where we can talk"
>Ok, I'm definitely getting laid
>Take her to my room
>I open the door and my room is a fucking mess, half eaten food,Cups, plates fucking everywhere. Piss cups, Old liquids rotting in open containers
Cont

>>38316788
Got invited to a girls house on Christmas to spend the night and her room mates were all gone. I texted my friend who gave me a ride something along the lines "It's perfect, her room mates are gone." Hit send, and suddenly realize I sent it to the wrong person. I sent it to her She smiles at me and makes some flirty remark. I just stammer autistically. I spend the night in her bed and make no move and complain to her about how much of a beta I am.

>>38319174
>WWE IS PLAYING ON MY FUCKING TV
>Some how, She doesn't notice or doesn't care
>Laying in my cum stained bed talking, I grab her huge cow tits like a fucking robot but she's doing the whole "Stop stop, I'm not having sex with you, You do this with every girl, etc" routine that girls do to rationalize being sluts
>Eventually I stop and we just cuddle for a minute or two, My head is in her tits, So I'm happy
>Suddenly she gets on top of me like she had been fucking possessed and kisses me, Slips tongue
>Starts taking her top off, Monster tits flop out and I'm smiling like a fucking retard
>Shoves her tits in my face and I suck them
>I'm rubbing her clit through her shorts and my dick is begging to be let loose, It's dripping cum and rock hard, She's moaning loud as fuck
>Just as suddenly as it starts, she tells me to stop and puts her clothes on but takes forever because I'm still rubbing her clit
>She gets all pissy and they all leave quick as fuck, I'm drunk in the street begging her to kiss me goodbye because I was drunk,retarded and this was my first time really even talking to a girl
>She leaves but we spend all night texting and calling each other , My friend is there with me and basically babysitting me because I'm drunk, pissed and confused
>Crush was apparently on her period, hadn't shaved and as I come to find out, had a fucking BOYFRIEND in college
Side not but my Crush's friend got ate out on my couch by the other dude and my film fucking filmed it secretly, I still have the video, The moans are hilarious. When they left, that girl was so drunk that she had to be carried to the car, she was out cold. Dude was pissed she fell asleep before he could fuck. Both of us blueballed as fuck
>In conclusion, I'm trying to take her on a date for almost 2 months despite every one telling me she was crazy and to leave her alone. She finally goes out with me, was a good date, had plans for #2 but she ghosts me
(Continued in closing post)

>>38319384
In closing, I was fucked up for months, Drank even heavier. Turned from being one of those sensitive guys who wants a girlfriend and felt >tfw no gf feels to wanting to just fuck sloots and bust nuts. Couple months later I was drunk, Texted her I loved her and that she fucked me up in the middle of the night.

When I wake up, I see I got a reply, I never read it, I deleted her number and all the messages. I still have screencaps of some of my texts back when I still texted her because I sent them to my friend for advice.
Haven't talked to her since, no clue what she's doing over a year later. I should che ck her twitter out right now. I'm way over it although I still think back on my first kiss/that whole experience as a defining moment and just remembering how good it felt

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>girl from tinder wants me to come over and watch a movie with her
>too autistic/beta to make a move
>movie ends, go home

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>>38316788
>after school 8th grade
>city bus
>talking to girl that I was friends with
>she is on today to hang out with friends
>broke up with her bf a while ago
>get asked to go with her home
>go in her room
>really nervous desu
>starts talking about how she wouldn't mind dating me
>boner.exe has booted
>she gets really close to me I can feel her warmth
>her breath on my skin
>sperg out and say I have to go home
>eat taco bell alone sit there for about 2 hours thinking about what just happened

>>38317255
This

Neo /r9k/ is Normie's central so I'm not surprised

>>38318948
last semester was 4 years ago for me so i dont thinks thast a long time. overall u made right choice anon.

I rejected girls in Junior High/ High School all the time simply for being too ugly or weird

>>38319546
look dude my best friend is a robot who i saw transform into a cyborg over the past 5 years.

I may not be a robot, but i understand the struggle, I've seen it first hand.

>>38319464
Forgot how hot she was wow.
Any way, Story #2 I will make it shorter, Sorry
>About 4-5 months after first story, I'm about to move cross country and I'm invited to hangwith same friend from story 1, I'll call him Dee for convenience, at his brother's house who I will call Jay and this chick who was 16 (Legal in the state I was in Thus I will call her Lee) that I did not know
>Jay is a weed dealer and as previously mentioned, he buys me booze. He's cool but a bit weird,was 3 years older than us, fucks underage girls and just generally kinda scummy
>I don't wanna hang out, It's 9AM and I was up until 6AM drunk but Jay is pretty cool and I wanted to buy booze/weed from him
>I text the girl my address and tell her pick me up, I have a car but I'd rather not waste my gas
>She gets there and I recognize her. She's the town whore.typical whore,daddy issues, disgusting hygiene, cuts herself, Only time I've met her is when I was picking Dee up and she was at Jay's house throwing shit and got my new pants a nice big red stain
>Drive is awkward, bitch disgusts me
>We arrive, Lee shows every one her sex tapes she has from when she was 12-16. Jay and Dee are enjoying it, It's making me sick and I'm just thinking how these are all child porn and how much of a gross slut she is
>She won't shut up about her sluttiness, gangbangs, foot job, all that shit
Let me preface this by saying Jay can be autistic and kind of a dick, my friend's family is weird
>We all walk to corner store to get food, It's noon and hot, Only later did I realize what a mistake this is
>We get back, Jay likes to mix drinks and I'm a borderline 18 year old alchoholic, I'm the only one getting drunk
>We all watch some awful shitty movie, don't remember a second of what it was, Lee took all her clothes off except panties because she's a whore and most likely wanted a foursome
>Friend says I'm moving and also a virgin
>Jay and Dee have to shit so they leave
CONT

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I have never had anything close to being in the position to have sex, it just seems alien to me.

I'm fundamentally wonky, I'm just too far away from other people.

>>38316788
I'm good looking and always match with a lot of cuties on tinder. I just have a small dick, that's what discourages me from pursuing any of them

>>38319713
>Talking to Lee, Still drinking
>She has yellow and orange shit all on her teeth, B cup tits, Blonde hair, blue eyes, Decent ass
>Anon, you're really a virgin? You're low key cute, Not that I want to fuck you or any thing teehee
>Yeah, whatever bitch
>Jay and Dee come back and egg Lee on to fuck me who is on the couch with me while they are on the floor
>I lie and say I've never touched tits and she happily practically forces me to grab her tits even though I tell her to stop and that I'm not touching them
>She gets on top of me and now I'm just playing with her tits with one hand and drinking with the other like a fucking mong while she watches tv
>I comment on how her nipples are hard
BIG MISTAKE
>She starts fucking twerking and giving me a lap dance, I can smell her fucking rank asshole, smells like shit, I'm not enjoying this at all
Keep in mind the walk to the corner store in hot ass weather, she never freshened up
>I'm soft as a tit
>Jay and Dee encouraging her to fuck me
>She tells me she has a birth control chip in her arm but she gets a condom from her car any way
>Jay is a dick, won't let us use the bed or go anywhere else so she climbs on top of me and puts pillows around us
>I'm practically falling asleep, I hadn't slept, was extremely drunk and Lee kept giving me more booze, constantly had a cup of booze in my hand while she gave me a lap dance
>She takes panties off and sticks hand dowb my pants,touches my soft dick, tries to get me hard
>Not happening
>We go into a closet after me begging Jay to let us fuck in there to get away from jay and dee
>Dick still soft in closet, I finger her a little bit, she's dry as fuck and tells me to stop after like two seconds.
>Been almost an hour of her trying to get me hard and it's not happening
Continued

Two proper stories
>be 17
>go from fat omega to athletic semi-chad in body for a year
>much female attention turns me into pseudo-chad
>talking to girl
>one night she gets drunk and begs me to fuck her
>sperg out because of how forward she is
>turns out she had only just turned 13 and I dodged a silver bullet

Story 2
>crazy girl, but incredibly attractive
>she was my best friends gf
>went on a break with him while both me and her were on holiday
>she Skypes me a lot one day while drunk tells me she likes me
>eventually she comes to my house
>finger her
>she goes to take out my dick
>I freak out because I'm a virgin and she's had loads of sex
That is my greatest regret to this day, oh to be 17 again

>>38316788
i should have been a normie. i could have had sex at 13 and 14, but was too awkward. Then i got bullied for being gay, because that had to be the reason i turned it down, right?

That bullying took all my confidence away, and now I'm 26 khv, with a shit dick from too much masturbating, balding, boring, no friends, in and out of shitty friends

i'd sell my soul to go back

I've never had a girl come onto me like that. I'm not a virgin, but I belong here more than you failed Chads. Fuck off; if girls come onto you you cannot be a robot.

>>38319969
>We go back to Jay and Dee, I'm drunk and embarassed
>She falls asleep with Jay on the couch while naked, Later said his hard dick was pressing on her back and she was close to fucking him
>I just want to go home but I'm drunk and Lee is the one who gave me a ride
>after 4 hours of Hell, she takes me and Dee to the park by my house mentioned in Story 1 and she leaves. Wasn't too awkward a drive because I just played it off that I was too drunk to get hard, looking back, She was just nasty as fuck

In conclusion, I never saw or spoke to the chick again and have nothing but disgust for her and that whole episode.
Later that night, she went to a party with Dee that I refused to go to. She got drunk, went around begging for some one to fuck her, threatening to suicide and telling every one I had a tiny dick.
Luckily, every one hates her and basically ignored her and knew she was just bitter and feeling like shit since I didn't get hard for her and this was apparently the only time that happened to her.
I'm more embarassed people knew that I almost hooked up with her than her lies. I mean, of course my dick was small. It was trying to shrivel into my body to get away from your nasty cunt
I kept the condom tho and jerked into it a few months later and that leads into a bonus story that I promise will be shorter

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>>38316788
>First year at uni
>Live on the same floor as a cool Chad, his girlfriend and a Norwegian girl
>One day the Chad goes home for the weekend
>The girls are drinking and hanging out while I stay in my room chilling
>They keep knocking on my door to bother me with random drunk antics
>Get hungry and decide to go to the shared kitchen to make food
>The girls stand in the doorway
>"Anon, do you want to have a threesome?"
>Immediately assume they're just being annoying and tell them no
>Go to my room and play games until I fall asleep
>Wake up the next day
>The image of the Norwegian girl's shy, coquettish expression and the soft, tentative way Chad's girlfriend asked pops into my mind
>oh fuck
>OH FUCK

To this day I still kick myself whenever I remember that night

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>>38316788
>rejected a yandre black girl for 5 years consistently, I greatly regret that one
>befriended an old man through long conversations about a variety of topics, He tried to set me up with his 10/10 granddaughter, she liked me too and tried to flirt with me, I choose to evac because too beta
>got asked out by a fat girl which sucked dick for money
>got asked out by a super slutty girl.
>non binary attack helicopter tried to fuck me
>rejected a very nice and polite black girl because too beta.
>knew a girl who had a crush on me, choose to do nothing.
>rejected a girl once I saw her arms
>rejected a black girl who at the time was okay but shortly after became a complete mess.
>got hit on and flashed by a gay guy, I think he finally got the message i'm not interested.
>got hit on by a Muslim male.
>got hit on by a manlet

Still a KHV, I feel like I deserve my virginity at this point when I look at all the perfectly good chances I have wasted through out my life or was completely unaware of.

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>>38316788

> be 14/15/16 dont really rmb
> girl w massive crush on me
> didnt pick up on it cos autism
> girl saw that i was spergy so she made her advances even more obvious
> laughed at my fucking robot jokes
> punched my arm etc
> didnt know how to deal with excessive female contact and attention
> spilling spaghetti 100% of the time
> still wanted to date me and shit
> girl pretty much accounted for 80% of my female contact back then
> didnt rly like her but just went along
> one day asks me to go to her house
> "my parents aren't home. do you wanna come over?"
> she lives really far away
> didn't realize it was basically a call for sex
> thought she literally wanted me to hang out at her house to do boring girl shit
> newest pokemon game released
> told her "naw i wanna play pokemon . ha ha"

looking back maybe it wasn't such a bad thing
she always cut herself had anorexia was probably bipolar depression combo or something

ohwell.jpg

10 years later.
still playing pokemon to this day
hey its fucking fun man

>>38316788
my lost chance

>be 15
>going to school dance with friends
>one friend has a classmate who is joining us
>Alice is a curvy girl, cute, well-developed tits
>we get to the dance and tickets needed to be purchased in advance
>Alice and I don't have tickets so we decide to walk home. her house is on the way to my house
>as we're walking next to some woods Alice pointed to a path and says "that's where kids go to make out. want to go in?"
>say yes and we walk a ways down the path in the dark (still some lights from street lights)
>sit on an old concrete block and she leans in and kisses me
>still remember how soft her lips were (she was my first kiss)
>we start making out
>I shift a little and my hand brushes across her tit
>I apologize but she says "don't worry. it felt nice"
>she takes my hand and puts it back on her boob and we continue making out
>she then takes my hand and slips it under her sweater and onto her satin-bra clad tit
>her boob feels great. hot, silky, soft
>we'remaking out more now, really getting into it
>she stops and says "do you want to go further?"
>I stand up and say "yes" and start walking further down the trail
>Alice sits there looking at me like I'm retarded because, well, I'm retarded
>she gets up and says ?maybe we should just go home"
>walk her to her house, say good night

and that, boys and girls, is the night I didn't lose my virginity.

>>38316788
I've greentexted this before but here it is again

>decide to pick up a sport
>fencing seems cool
>find fencing club near me
>start going
>it's mostly older people but there's a few my age
>become pretty good friends with one of them
>one night he tells me him and some of his friends (a few of whom I know) are hanging out tomorrow
>asks if I want to come
>say yes at the speed of light
>next day comes, he introduces me to the two I don't know
>there's five of us in total
>see a 9/10 hyperqtpi
>after a while find out she does volunteer work with disabled kids and loads of other similarly wholesome stuff
>group seems to spread out as we walk somewhere
>I walk faster to catch up with the people in front of me
>hyperqtpi almost runs to catch up with me
>she starts chatting with me and literally grabs my arm and asks me to slow down and wait with her when I try to catch up
>throughout the whole day she always gravitates towards me
>she's laughing at almost everything I say
>at the end of the day she gives me her number
>she gives everyone a quick, one arm hug
>comes to me and wraps her arms around me tight
>pushes her tits right into my chest
>I left, completely oblivious, thinking damn she's hot, I wish I had a chance there
>next day she texts me
>unusual for me because I don't normally get texted first
>she texts me first almost every day FOR A YEAR
>she asks if I want to come hang out with just her
>"ok sure"
>this happens regularly
>she always arranges it
>end up hanging out with just her way more than with everyone
>reading back through the old texts it's really obvious she was trying to flirt with me
>dropping huge hints she wants me
>an example would be I told her my cat stole some of my dinner
>"well at least someone cute got it ;)"

Now this is the most painful one
>we're hanging out
>go into a second hand DVD shop
>she picks up a copy of the 40 year old virgin
>"do you think this will be me? Hahaha"
>she even fucking winked

Why am I so retarded?

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>>38320366
>Get hit on by other people
>too beta to accept

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK EVEN IF IT HAPPENDS TO ME I LL PROBABLY END UP THE SAME

>>38320224
Bonus Story #3 and my last time with a girl
>In my drunk phase, I had twitter and snapchat and my twitter was known as having drunken rants and with me being brutally honest about my thoughts and me acting like I was outgoing when in reality, I was a shutin and smoked a lotta weed and drank while waiting to move
>supposed to save 200$ from my job to have for the move
>burn it on weed and booze, had to get fucked up every night, parents didn't know, I was functional, only got fucked up at night/all night. Always alone.
>No money, no booze or weed
>Girls would see my twitter and add me on snapchat
>One of these girls who I had never talked to and was year younger than me, I'll call her Gee, sends snap saying "hey :)"at 12am
>She's a chubby stoner girl who's into make up, she's alright looking, would be really hot if skinny
>Whatever, I ask if she wants to come over and to bring weed
>She agrees and gives me her number, I'm going to pick her up
>I'm nervous as fuck so I text a friend from high school to come over too, He's an african muslim, weird but hilarious, Will call him John
>He drives over to my house, some how memorized how to get thete despite only being there once two years before this
>He drives me to go pick up Gee
>She sneaks out, We go to my house
>John is trying to fuck Gee and I'm trying to help, he's a goofy african though. If you'e seen any teen movie, He was basically the virgin guy who thinks he can pick up any girl with weird props and cheesy lines.
>I have this big exercise ball in my basement, he keeps throwing it at her and teasing her
>It ain't happening so he leaves and me and Gee smoke
>We talk about sex, She talks about her tits being huge and giving her back pain
>I take her home after an hour, not getting the hint at all, Didn't want to come onto her since she was basically stranded at my house since I drove her, didn't want to be creepy
Concluded next

>>38320000
>cucking your best friend
End your life, normalfag.

>>38318669
You did the right thing son, hopefully youre rewarded for having human decency. God speed on losing wizardry

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You'll never beat mine

>In college, about 3 years ago
>Black qt I spoke with on and off invites me to her room
>For why, think she needed 'help moving' something
>Get there, she had a good buzz going on drunk
>One thing leads to another and she is giving me a blowjob
>Robotic autism kicks in, not enjoying it due to fear
>After a bit she takes her pants off, bends over the bed and presents herself to me
>"Fuck me"
>Full robot mode kicks in, crippled with fear
>I immediately turn 360 degrees and moonwalk out the door
>Nearly sprint back to my dorm in a panic

And that was the closest I ever got to being laid

Something similar to the OP pic happened to me.
I was at an outdoor pool, but it was the beginning of the season and it was still cold, so almost nobody was there.
I just arrived and was in the male locker room, which has a shower room next to it, and i saw some woman walk into the shower.
I thought ok, she's probably just looking for her son or something. But hey, if i walk into the shower naked, there's nothing she can say about it. It is the male shower room after all.
So i walk into the shower room naked, and the woman is there naked, making out with a naked man.

Now, they 'might' have been interested in a threesome, if some attractive guy had entered the shower. But unfortunately, i'm a short, skinny fat loser. So the woman started kinda laughing and covered up.
I left the shower room, and the male slammed the door behind me, then i heard him fuck her against the door.
True story. They probably laughed about my small dick afterwards.

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>>38320571
>Month later I'm 3 days from moving
>I hang out with Dee/my friend in story 1/2 at this night party at a park, I knew almost every one as at least an aquaintance
>just about 10 people I all knew fuckimg around at 10pm or so, No drugs/alchohol. One of the only times I ever felt accepted
>I call up Gee and pick her up and take her to the party, I tell her to bring weed and we'll smoke after the party alone
>Party over, we smoke in my basement
>I bring up this dude that she blew who I texted with because we both liked Gundam and he was pretty cool
>He had told me that she sucked his nuts dry, awesome blowjob
>She coaxes me into saying he told me about her blowjob skills
>Haha, yeah, I did blow him but He never fucked me, Be was kinds gross and he like stalks me now, I do give really awesome blowjobs though
At the time, I did not realize how big a fucking flag this was that she wanted my cock in her mouth, I was getting a boner though
>Nothing happens, I take her home, last time I see her
She texted me occasionally after I moved cross country asking how I was and that she missed me.
Eventually she texted me when I was high/horny and feeling bold so I basically steered the convo into me saying I was sorry for using her weed
>Would have been nice but I would have rather gotten your dick
I'm diamonds just thinking about it, she wasn't a whore like Gee in #2 but she was a freak

Any way, You can guess how that conversation went, We basically confessed how bad we wanted to fuck each other, sexted what we would do, exchanged nudes, all that shit.
She called me Daddy and really brought out a dominant side in me when I was usually pretty sexually submissive
We did this for a few weeks then I stopped talking to her because I was just frustrated I never got to fuck the shit out of her and I told her thatconstantly
Getting hard thinking about her right now lyl.

FIN.
spent hours writing a book thatnobody will read.Since moving,I've beenNEET shutin. See ya round Robots

>>38320461
Shit m8 thats painful. I can't say id do any better to be honest.

>sister has cute friend with huge tits
>they've been friends since like elementary school
>girl was into me for years
>she would always say very suggestive things to me
>i would just ignore it or struggle to contain spaghetti
>one time she literally said "anon you should ask me out"
>i just laughed it off

She went through a lesbian phase and then in college got a boyfriend and now lives with him two hours away.

Different story
>get invited to party at friends house
>hanging out, having a good time
>got a good buzz going
>group of people that i dont know show up, friends of the host
>two girls in group
>one of the girls is kinda cute
>she seems kinda into me
>keeps asking for sips of my drink and shit like that
>pretty drunk at this point, still having a good time
>this girl is getting more flirtatious
>continue this for a few hours
>really late at this point
>start sobering up a bit and realize all the people i know aside from the host have gone home
>start feeling really anxious
>just want to get out of this place
>decide to leave
>girl catches me as im trying to leave
>asks me where im going
>tells me 'you should really stay' in a way that was unmistakable
>say sorry im really tired
>'oh...ok'