Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 1685. page

>>38636844
Move closer to your job you absolute moron. You're gonna give up three hours of your life every day? Good on you for getting a job but that commute is beyond shite.

you make the train your second home.

After a while you will become quite comfortable with these long train rides.

I would bring with me some music, a sound isolated headsett for comfort. Maybe pick up something like drawing, writing. If the train has power outlets, bring your laptop and play some games or watch a movie or a tv series.

and always take off your shoes.

>>38636878
I'm obviously going to move closer to the job, but I'm not going to do it within the first two months atleast. I have to make sure that I'm actually going to have the job for a long time before I move.

>>38636835

24 as well. Had a two year relationship after being a robot for 20 years. The break up happened two years ago.

The harsh truth is:

Nothing changes due to the relationship after a certain age.

If you're a teenager with low self-esteem (which is more than often the case) and get in a relationship it might salvage you from turning into a full grown robot.

In our case though it probably was too late - we've been exposed to the circumstances turning us into robots.

You have been romantically liked by the opposite sex, and are not a virgin
i'd advise you stop visiting /r9k/, not because
>normie get out reee
but because you'll become a robot.
you don't want that.

Failed normie, but obviously you were never a robot if you got a GF, especially if you had one that long.

>>38636829
>Wat do?

Reply "No thank you".

>>38636829
sure

*runs off with your tea*

>>38636829
its not a tea you stupid fuck

>>38636779
Same age as you. The women all look like they aged 20 years since high school. Meanwhile I only look a year or 2 older.

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>>38636779
Don't let anyone convince you the wall is a myth. It isn't.

u just fucked up a get on /pol/ with ur crap posting
begone

>>38636770
>Big family = sister, brother, sister, sister, sister, sister, me, sister,
>Mom and Dad *definitely* favored me and my brother. Lots. Like the sisters cooked and cleaned while we hung out with dad; Mom and dad would take the sisters to stay with grandparents while they took my brother and me to the movies; Oldest sister turned 16 and dad got her a pre-paid bus pass. Big brother turned 16 and he got a new car. Other sisters got bus passes.... I got a new car
>Mom and dad paid for me and my brother to go to college, sisters got to take sewing, dancing, and cooking classes

They gave her a preferential treatment, and still do in many respects nowadays, which makes me hold a lot of resentment for it sometimes.

When I was 12-13 I desperately wanted to get into playing basketball just so I could be with a few friends from school, parents didn't sign me up despite it being very cheap because it was in another town, a few years later my sister asked them exactly the same and got it.

I on the other hand stayed alone at home every day for years until at 16 I got my first actual friends. Looking back I believe this is the main reason I am such an asocial person and suffer anxiety when meeting someone new, which was why I was "that kid" in school and bullied to hell, which only made the problem worse.

Nowadays I can't cross anyone on the streets without getting anxious, and being outside in general is painful for me. It may sound like I'm a whiny bitch but no, I am consciously trying to fix that, it's just that a part of me outside of my control is programmed to shun and be afraid of people, which I believe will take me an enormous amount of effort and time to solve.

>>38636977
That is some 1600's tier shit right there, anon.

>>38636714
Artificial wombs are like 6 years away MAX. She can have kids at that point.

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>>38636721
I don't think that it would cheer her up...

>>38636738
They would still be biologically hers so....

PLEASE become the next DaddyOfFive
I miss him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdWgAMYcqk

>>38636690
Wrong video, I'm sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmn6u7FQn-A

>>38636705

Right, uh, my dad was more of the "Drink too much and hit things when upset" kind of abusive, not a prankster...

He's podesta's bastard child who knew too much about the kiddie diddling and promptly suicided by gunshots to the back

In the end it doesn't else matters

>>38636664
>Why'd he have to do it?
why do you care? Linkin Park hasn't released a good album since 2003

>>38636607
What about the mental illness, the lack of testosterone, the short stature and the terrible upbringing?

>men in this world don't have big jaw bones

What's wrong with you

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>>38636607
This man clearly had his nose done, his forehead done, his brows done, shit's going on with his neck...
It's more than a few mm of bone, you silliam william.

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Thank you sealpug for your timely return.

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>tfw no ENTJ gf
Why the fuck do INTP's exist if not to suffer and be a waste of their own and other's time?

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>>38636646
>NTP's exist if not to suffer and be a waste of their own and other's time?
Makes sense

They just want to practice English on you. You know that right?

>>38636552
90% of them speak english already m8

>>38636540
I don't want a chink REEEEEEEEE

>>38636463
Have you searched for "broken bitch with daddy issues" on twitter?

>Whos this?

You

Her narcissism drives her to dye her hair and wear that kind of makeup and wear that kind of nose ring; she emotionally manipulates a ring of orbiting introverted counterculture beta males who arent quite as cynical as the average robot in order to maximize hourly validation, and secretly fucks all the well-adjusted normal preppy athletic guys ("chads") behind their unwitting narrow-shouldered backs.

Is that enough info for you, OP?

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and why do Burger King use packages instead of dispenser? isnt dispenser more climate friendly?

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>>38636432
why BK not use this?

>>38636421
It's in the damn name anon.

>>38636386
ask yourself why youre so sensitive with the true intenion of knowing why, your brain will spit out an answer so fast it'll make your head spin. keep asking yourself more questions based on your answers and you'll get close to the root of your problem

>>38636412
Yes.

origami originali in origami

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>>38636412
Whoa calm down buddy.

>>38636380
I do this too. Also gay. From my experience it just pisses off liberals even more when I reveal my homosexuality.

This is a bretty good feel, it's amazing to see the mental gymnastics of leftists trying to find a way to call a bisexual mixed race man with long dreadlocks a homophobe or a racist.

>>38636398
>"What?! You're gay, anon?! Then why aren't you on our side? Don't you know that the mean republicans and alt-righters want you dead? WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU"