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the voice in my head tbqhh

>>38968861
I'm not a good person. Ask anyone who knows me. I never write, I never call.

My fourth grade teacher was a pretty horrible person, and when I was an emo kid there was this tough guy from the Bronx or LES or something who hung out in the same area I did. Sold a girl to some dudes for coke(allegedly), smacked the shit out of this kid with a skateboard(saw that), and just had all these terrible stories about him. Just a genuine scumbag, always being rude, probably killed multiple people or at the least seriously fucked up some lives.

Have it, and well you're here can you turn me into a cat girl and keep me as pet?

I think I have successfully cured my alien phobia. Watching the X-files movie as a kid made me super scared of the long-clawed aliens, so recently I marathoned the whole series and movies and now I can sleep at night without worrying about the ayys being everywhere.

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>points heavy duty radar dish at you

I play every now and then. Busy during the week but I can play saturday nights
ID?

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I prefer CK2 for my map painting most of the time.

>>38968828

Sure, Saturday night sounds fine. I can give you my discord and then we figure out from there. If anyone else wants to join in too that'd be cool.

uguu#2777

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DEDGAME
benis

Mohammed, Tyrone, The Dead Goat Mohammed Fucked and A Furry

Pybro and the 2fort twits

>>38968769
bullshit, i was fat baby never been fat since

all about the face, that u cannot change

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>>38968769
>1 chance at life
>get fat genetics
>people with thin genetics tell you it isn't genetics

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>>38968804
let it all out man i know your struggle
>JUST EAT LESS XD WORKS FOR ME LOL
>not that i burn 2k calories everyday and you just 500 XDD

>>38968742
you want to get rid of a whole subreddit seemingly devoted to a positive space for a certain type of people, why? what did they / eurasiantiger do to you?

>>38968803
It's not a positive space, it's a self-reinforcing toxic cesspit, like r/incels.

>>38968803
he's a whiny bitch thats why

>>38968645
There's a doujin about two traps with stinky feet.

>>38968645
Are you qt? or a handsome dude?

>>38969067
>Are you qt? or a handsome dude?
I'm cute as fuck

i scream every day and nothing has happened yet

>>38968571
Of course anon you just gotta scream loud enough

>>38968571
>>38968597
Your back's not tingling. You gotta have the tingles

>>38968497
the potato doesn't fit up your ass

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>>38968497
>That feel when alive

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>>38968497
The feel when boipucci

>>38968468
>feeding the robots their fuel
bad idea chad

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>>38968468

>Butthurt normalfag triggered by the blackpill

Come back with an argument next time

>>38968468
>tfw 160 iq
>tfw 6'10
>tfw literally have no feelings except horny
>tfw dick is 14.5 inches
>tfw literally flawless in everyday
im so fucking depressed

Bestfuism!

>>38968392
Just taking attraction to purposefully attractive cartoon/anime girls to logical extreme

Relationships are stupid, even if imaginary.

>>38968360
what is the reaction for though

>>38968360
Little did OP know that his father comes in every night and sticks his dick in his son's mouth.

>>38968360
what did her tranny milk taste like?

Wait for their lease to expire and hope they don't renew. Keep the charade up until then. For now just go on the date and after say he's not your type and that you don't feel ready for a relationship like you thought

>>38968342
can we do a slow clap for OP everyone?
congratulations u successfully lied ur way out of an akward situation, I'm proud of you. good job, and whats that good financial investments? lovin it op keep going

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Tbh, if you're a good actor (aka if I look you in the eyes I can believe the fuck you sayin) I think you could get away with a "conversation" later on in your relationship where you go back on those words and say that you are trying different things (bisexual) at the moment.

Just throw it out there (however dramatically/casually as you want) and let that info sink in their heads.And I mean, this is if they're worth it. If not pretend to be gay, have an "online" boyfriend so you can be excused as taken and collect rent.

>>38968292
>Charging people to just talk to them

Fuck off roastie

.. What kind of compensation?

tits or gtfo ugly wapanese bitch

>>38968278
depends. are you a girl or a girl"""male"""

What do you offer in return, anon.

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>>38968295
I'll give you one wish within my power.