I am planning on becoming a god. Anyone want to be my faithful

>>38968278
depends. are you a girl or a girl"""male"""

What do you offer in return, anon.

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>>38968295
I'll give you one wish within my power.

>>38968278
Hell I'll follow any rules?

>>38968572
I'll be your follower if you can make my waifu real.

>>38968278
Excuse me but I already I decided I was probably god earlier today so, fuck off

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>>38968655
You wanna fight, huh?

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>>38968622
Not really, just as long as you believe and have faith. That's the way I get my power.

>>38968278
ok im in where do i sign up

>>38968741
Ahh I see that's do able.
How and when do I get my wish?

>>38968402
if you can get me $500 in steam credit ill join in

>>38968694
Yeah I'll beat the shit outta any false god

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>>38968278
>My false God can't be this cute

Yeah I'll worship you.

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>>38968858
I'm not a false god!

>>38968278
Sure as hell don't look like no god to me.

Ayase isn't my favorite Oreimo girl but I guess she's deserving of worship.

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>>38968278
Do you truly wish to become a god? Teehee can help you with that.

Can you make me happy?
Or at least a NEET?
I'll give something in return of course.

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>>38969039
Ok.
I guess I can help you become a neet.

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>>38968278
you think you are worthy of being a god, you are nothing but a roach to squashed under my boot

become god please and strike me down

>>38969184
I'll become your follower if you can grant me immortality

>>38968278
If you kill all non-whites I'll be your most devout follower.

What are the secrets of life
You cannot become a god if you don't know

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>>38969727
I'd tell you, but your insignificant mind would implode in on itself.

Hello
How do I do the worship, my new god.

when you do, youll immediately stop being real just like every other "god"

>>38969184
Ok thanks Kami-sama.
What do you want in return.

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Guy's it's a trap!

can i masturbate to your image ?
if so
sign me up my cute deity

>>38969931
Kek, this one's actually pretty hilarious

>>38968278
Sure, i've got nothing better to do desu

>>38969931
Pretty sure Jesus can take Mohammad in a fight

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>>38969947
Um... That's a little weird, but ok.
I still can get power that way...

>>38970067
Even if it's to me imagining macrophilia fetish of your images while you tell me you're a god?

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>>38969811
Just print out one of the images and stick it up somewhere. No blood sacrifices or anything like that.

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Leave here, false god. I am superior.

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Do you want your Porsche out the damn garage, OP?

Um, I've already a god, thanks.

Make my gf break up with me and I'll worship you

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>>38968278
Cooler god here, oreimo sucks lol

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>>38968278
can you make my wife real pls?

>turns out op is an actual god.

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>>38972100
I can't make here real, but I can make you not real. I'll send you to the same dimension as her.

>>38972045
Please tell me this is an ironic post.

>>38972110

>but they have to hide from chad god(they can't)

What are your values? How should we live in order to follow you properly?

Okay. I will worship you. What shall I call you?

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>>38968402
Please make my waifu real and I'll join your cult.

>>38972586
>no virgin god/ chad god image

>>38968278
Maybe. Are you a nice god?

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>>38972609
Call me whatever you want. Most gods have many different names. Just be nice.

>>38972690
Understood, my Lord. I wish to worship you in order show my love for my one and only God. How can I do this?

>>38972690
May I kiss your feet my lord?

It seems my new God has already abandoned me. Perhaps they were not fit for the job.

Sorry, OP.
Tsuki already beat you to it.
Better luck next timeline.

>worshipping a god
that's gay as hell honestly

looking for a goddess focused paganistic religion to worship