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>>62178867
>Forth is the most supreme mathematical thing in the universe. Languages similar to forth are blessed with working good and shit.
That's cool. My favorite one is JavaScript

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>>62178883
die die die die die die die die die

I mean that figuratively

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>>62178867
No, it goes like this.

I'm not sure this is possible. Some of the most powerful rootkits have the ability to bypass physical breaks in the connection. Best to cover things with tape.

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>>62178824
just do it with a USB over IP solution

>>62178824
There are several chink shit that posses this ability, but I heard they are quite dangerous

It does work tho

>>62178770
not for me on the latest version of firefox

>>62178763
It happens to me too.
Had to turn on pi-hole in order to disable ads.
Just wait til blocking lists get updates

> IT department makes brake through, idiot me forgot to turn on vpn
> they find that my ip address matches that of the router and all the school traffic has been traveling through my connection and been denyed access
> call me back to IT office, shitting my pants at this point, class mates already suspect me
> reach IT office play dumb as fuck blame, exsistant virus on computer
Note: i have like five anti-viruses on computer i take no riskes
> lie say i got virus from cracked anti viruses (plosible)
> IT department eat it up, like fly on fruit cake
Note: for got to say IT department is full of normies only the head knows what hes doing
> IT head comes to me, knows im shitting looks me in the eye
and says in a deep voice ok since you have a virus let me help you remove it
> Fuck, reluctantly agree; slowly input password into latop
> pc loads and he takes over luckly i had removed all hacking software from desktop
> look through desktop find nothing
> i have a bref moment of relife untill he opends control panal
> since i have so much random shit he dosent know what hes looking for
> starts asking me what each program is
> get three apps down see hacking software, askes me what it is
> awnser adobe driver, looks at me looks at program name says "ok" moves down
> keep BSing functions of hacking software for half an hour
> now come to obious hacking software cant bs this name asks what it is
> stunned, dont know what to say, his face i say its a hentai game
> MFW hole room when quite at that moment, like 8 people heard shit
> everyone looks at me and im so imbarasted at this point
> IT head looks shocked, ask me if im sure
> reply "yes i can prove it if you want"
> slowly dieing inside at this point

>>62178754

> shit, shit, shit, shit i think to my self
> laptop battery start to run our 3% left, my saving grace
> no one has USB-C charger fuck yes
> saved, IT head look at me, he knows i did it how ever he just cant prove it
> asks me to come back after school and talk to him
> to scared dont come back, pretent to be sick for 3 days untill parents figure
im fakeing
> news of the hentai game sperad all over final year students, forever know as
tentcle boy
> Next week, hear IT head is retireing
> comes to me, says "i know you had something to do with that"
> continue to deny, IT head says to be careful i might get in truble next time
> final week of school every one freaking about exams and extended final assessments
cos of me
> IT head leaves, to celebrate by getting away with it i take down the school network
again LOL didnt learn a thing

I might pull something like this again in uni however im kinda scared for the police
to get envolved. well see, mybe i might come up on the news someday, hope not though.

share you stories here

What did our future AI overlord mean by this?

I will not let this thread go to waste

>>62178670
Fuck off pedo

mutt

>>62178633
next

>>62178609
idk i just use the defualt windows one

works fine I don't send many emails tho just read them

>>62178598
It doesn't really bother me to be honest

>>62178598
Yes, but what do YOU think?

>>62178604
Same. It's probably hurting their word of mouth recommendations though.

liber boot

>>62178528
seabios

>>62178664
liber killyourself you satanist piece of shit

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>>62178528
IBM Basic.

>>62178432
because there's only 3 popular form factors
phone, 14 inch, desktop

>>62178432
>anymore
They never were.
Desktop computers exist for a reason.

because ultrabooks are comfy for shitposting in bed. most purchasing decisions for a laptop come down to that believe it or not

>>62178369
delete your vidya manchild

>>62178369
Your mother looks nice on the photo.

>>62178374
I do a bit of .NET as a side gig.

probably ubuntu or mint

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>>62178341
Manjaro with Gnome

red star

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thanks for the collage blog, what OS is that?

>Gayman headset

At least the accent color matches. Its probably... Listenable. You could have done worse

>>62178249
Bro, you're gonna get a UTI. Only sterile things should be inserted in the urethra, preferably only when medically necessary.

Feel free to shove non-sterile things up your butt though, the colon doesn't need to stay sterile.

>>62178249
>/g/ - Urethra stimulation and technology

>not taking a monster piss after wacking it
>not pressing against it from the ass to the tip to get the rest out
cmon man

>>62178245
Stop /pol/luting this board

>>62178277
>p-p-p-p-pol!!!!!!
You queers make Terry Davis look sane

>>62178277

> shilling progressive website
> /pol/
anon pls

Lmao find something better to do you worthless prick. Do you audit naptime at a daycare?

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>>62178170

You read the course description right? What else would you need to discuss, how many favours you'll need to do to get a C?